#human!joey

[thedemonofcat]

The Pankratz family is renowned for being Dragon Slayers, having mastered the art of defeating any dragon on their own for generations.

Jaskier, born Julian Alfred Pankratz, is often questioned about his family's history. Even Geralt is curious about how his flamboyant bard could hail from a line of dragon slayers.

What no one, not even Geralt, knows is the family's centuries-old secret: The Pankratz family has been perpetrating one of the greatest scams ever known.

They don't slay dragons. They are dragons.

[hascious]

more sammy birthday art god forbid he have a good day at the studio

[ricky-mortis]

I have a lot of thoughts about Tinky fucking Ted up- have some doodles about it

[teethburger]

you know what I would really like to see from a season 2 of a new wish?

an episode/multiple episode arc where peri tries out human life with his parents and he’s super anxious and trying to do everything exactly right, while cosmo and wanda are way more lenient

(im imagining a scene where cosmo is dancing in the supermarket and peri is like “NO DAD YOURE GONNA GET US FOUND OUT” (to outsiders it just looks like a teenager getting embarrassed by his dad))

and eventually he learns that it’s okay to be weird and awkward and silly sometimes and making mistakes is actually more human than painstakingly following social rules all the time

[sandflakedraws]

YOUR FLICKORY SENT ME INTO A GAY PANIC I LOVE IT especially your human designs omg

tHENK U!!!! i do like the human designs i came up with~

I've been going NUTS about Flickory lately. These Two. Compel me. These two who do not even share screen time.... that's where the heck it's at for me, apparently.

i do have one other human drawin on hand for ya (onesided tho it may be)

[imasillygooose]

I love this dumb bug so muchhhh RAHHHHH

[radioactive-cloud]

remembered that the amazing devil are most likely working on new music as we speak and almost fell to my knees

[guppyscolita]

Yknow what?

-humanizes your food-

The only design that I didn’t make was human Peabody (credits to the design to @lil-ms-dipst )

The food people in question for comparison:

[twottie-m8]

@joukaiweek 2024 Day 4 || Flight

New au because I'm sick and twisted and can't stop making them fall in love again and again

Will I dabble in this au after ship week? Highly unlikely, HOWEVER, it will lurk in my brain to play with like Barbie dolls. Sorry, you guys don't have tickets to my mental movie theater :(

Hence, I welcome yall to play around with it yourselves if you so wish! Feel free to brain dump on this post or in my ask box (whichever you feel more comfortable with) as I'd be happy to hear your takes on it ^u^)/

Here's what I've got for any crumbs of lore:

Uhhh I guess if I had to put a label on it I'd call it some kinda science vs mythos au ????

Basically, Dr. Kaiba (cause he's a scientist with a doctorate, smart boy) works at a highly classified facility (think like SCP) and finds himself assigned to a relatively new and infamous subject (it's Wheeler). The subject is tied to all kinds of rumors, which gained it quite a scary reputation, much to Kaiba's dismay. Unexpectedly, when Kaiba turns up to the job, he finds that the subject is nothing like the rumors. It even calls itself by a name: Joey.

The general idea would be a sort of freedom vs captivity struggle. Kaiba and Joey would have very conflicting perspectives, Joey feeling as though he's just here temporarily to help out and learn about the world (loosely calling himself a diplomat, albeit his trip is not official) meanwhile Kaiba fully acknowledges him as a lab subject to study that has no means of escape.

I also like the idea of Joey falling first, but Kaiba falling harder :3c

[gabbydagoof]

Human Roaches !

In this AU they wouldn't be roaches, but rather three homeless gremlins living in Oggy's home (in the walls hehe) fuckin around. There will be more of this silly AU for sure

[thedemonofcat]

Like all Phoenixes, Jaskier loves warmth. His methods for obtaining it can be peculiar, especially since he can only be burned by magical fire.

This includes quite literally sitting in a campfire. Geralt's scream upon returning to their campsite was rather embarrassing.

He found his bard casually ablaze, acting as if nothing was amiss.

[silly-billy-skilly]

NAMES NOT JOHNNY!!! SO DONT TEST ME!,!!!!

[ctrl-alt-cel]

joukai week day 2: enemies / lovers

kaijou weirdo4weirdo (based on convos with @myceliiumz​!!)

[devildarlindumbass]

Ok I know I said I'd do dragon mantis ink demon but at like 3am last night I had a vision

Fucked all the way up. Boy why you so ill (my dad left me in the studio after burning it to the ground like an eejit :()

Bonus Joey getting what he had coming

ANYWAYS THIS IS INSPIRED BY LIKE THIS ONE DESIGN ON PINTEREST THAT I CAN'T FIND FOR THE LIFE OF ME (mainly the arm) and errr the hairs inspired by a user on here (sammylovesbendy) ((I am way to scared to tag properly shiver me timbers))) and my old personas hair sorta miss you gelled back me

Anyways the top of the cane is like a little bendy head because I said so

I have so many ideas for this au/design you have no idea it mainly is just. Joey sucks I hate him

[merrilymp3]

i have said this so many times and will continue to do so; the amazing devil writes what it feels like to be truly alive.

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

That sweet potato 🥰