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[hadrik-osity]

Why can’t I use two Greatswords at once?! You’re telling me my video game character can UPLIFT a WHOLE %#$&IN’ TREE OUT OF THE GROUND… BUT CAN’T HOLD A SECOND SWORD? “HO NO NO NO, MR. SAKURAI… I AM SIMPLY NOT STRONG ENOUGH. NOW, I MAY BE *LITERALLY GOD* AND ALL, BUT TWO SWORDS AT ONCE? HERESY, MY DEAR; THAT IS A RELIGION I SIMPLY CANNOT AGREE WITH. THIS “POLY-ARMEDNESS.” YOU SPEAK OF? NONE OF THAT IN MY GAME. ONE SWORD. THAT’S IT. Come on Kirby, you have two hands and you barely use the other…