#huh ? how many of these do i got ???? idk .................... (holds up 15 fingers)

[the-real-jojo]

another oc waaaowwwww

[theepisceswriter]

Erwin Smith the Brat Tamer Headcanons

A/N: Guys *sigh* I got my first ever request today and I accidentally deleted the fucking ask when I went to go edit it and I feel so bad because that ask was so sweet 😭 whoever that was I want you to know that ily *does a cartwheel 🤸‍♂️ and gives you a kiss* and here is the brat tamer Erwin content you asked for. I’m glad you enjoy my blog 💜

TW: Dom!Erwin, Sub!reader, spanking, slight choking, fembodied!reader, NS4W things underneath the read more, 18+

No offense because I love my blonde man with blue eyes, I really do love Erwin, but I feel like in a relationship sometimes he can get really annoying at times. I can see him wanting things to go a certain way and getting slightly agitated when they don’t and wanting you to follow orders he gives you because he’s a very dominating person in general. He doesn’t do this to be controlling or annoying on purpose, but because he’s planned out what he thinks is the best outcome for you and he just has to learn how to not be uptight and let things go wrong every now and then.

You tell him this all the time but he never listens, so you often get attitudes with him because it feels like you’re talking to a brick wall sometimes. Most of the time you work yourself up to the point where you separate yourself from him for like an hour or two to cool down. But sometimes you just have to be sassy and, like in those jealousy headcanons I made, let out a snarky remark or two.

“You’re not my fucking dad, Erwin so stop acting like it.” “God, it’s like every fucking time I say something to you in goes in one ear and out through the other.” “Go find somebody else to dick ride you because I’m not going to!”

That’s when he gives you that look; the look that turns his icy blue eyes dull and has your stomach feeling like moths are buzzing around in there. You know you fucked up when he gives you that look, letting you know that you’re in for it once he’s able to get you alone.

Erwin is terrible with it too. He’ll go on with the rest of the day like nothing even happened. Giving you that false sense of security and that you’re off the hook. When really he’s just so quiet because he’s thinking of what he’s going to do to you tonight, but you don’t know that.

It’s not until the two of you get home from work that you’re reminded of your attitude from earlier. His hands are on you in an instant, wrapping around your neck with a force that leaves you grasping for air and pressing you up against the nearest wall he can. You two do have a traffic light system(is that what it’s called? Idk but yolo) implemented into your sex life, so this is where he’ll ask you: “What color are you currently at?” “Green” “Good, me too”

We love a man who respect sex boundaries yes we do.

Aint shit sweet at this point, okay? Be prepared for a long night because Erwin is not letting you off the hook for talking to him the way you did earlier. The very first punishment, yes FIRST punishment, he would start you off with would be spanking.

He’d lay you across his lap with your pants and underwear pooled around your ankles. He would pull them off completely but he’s found keeping them pooled around your ankles helps limit your mobility.

Without warning he’d land the first strike on your ass cheeks, giving you time to recover before he tells you how many you’re going to get that night and how he wants to to count them out loud; one error and he’s starting the whole process over again. The number is usually around 10-15 which isn’t too many, but this man already has your ass red after the first smack so just imagine.

He’d check up on you after a couple of smacks to make sure you’re still in the green area zone and at this point he’s worked up quite the erection watching your face flush and tears brim your eyes after every smack.

“Don’t you want to help daddy feel good, hm? Especially after being such a pain in my ass all day long?” Um yes please, sir.

He’s s ruthless with his blowjobs too when he’s in Dom mode and if it wasn’t for the fact that you enjoyed when you gave him blowjobs, then this would definitely count as a punishment as well.

He has you in front of him on your knees, your hands flat against your thighs not to be moved or else you’d get added punishment, and the belt holding his pants up around your neck being used as a makeshift collar; his hand wrapped around the long part using it to push your head down on his cock while he simultaneously bucks his hips up into your mouth to face fuck you. It’s sloppy and messy; drool all over your face messing up your makeup and getting all over his thighs and nothing but gargling noises and gags filling the room.

“I think I like you so much better with your mouth full with my cock.” Or he would lift your mouth off of his cock completely to tease you with a, “Huh, what was that? I couldn’t quite hear you?” And shove your mouth back down on his cock before you could even answer because he’s a menace like that.

He would finish on your face and he wouldn’t let you wipe it, but force you to keep it there until your session is done. Which wouldn’t be for quite a while, so by the time you’re done with everything you’re going to have a face with ruined makeup, dried spit, and dried up cum all over it. He might even take a picture of you for keepsake.....but he’s not done yet!

Because you made him feel good he lays you back on the bed, finally getting you off of your sore knees that are probably covered in bruises at this point, and returns the favor with his fingers. He doesn’t even have to lubricate his fingers up because he knows you’re dripping with wetness, but just to mess with you he makes you suck on his fingers and even makes you deepthroat them, then mixes the saliva on his fingers with the spit and cum on your face before he’s shoving them in you without warning.

Mind you, this is the first time he’s touched you in a sexual way since giving you your spankings, so this was very much needed. Your pussy had been calling out to him the whole night and he was finally attending to it. Fingers hitting the spots he knew made your stomach clench with pleasure and thumb rubbing your clit the way you always requested from him. His free hand even goes up to pinch at one of your sensitive nipples before cooling the burning sensation with his warm tongue. Whispering things like “You won’t ever talk back to daddy again now, will you?” Into your body.

Each sentence brings you closer and closer to that climax you know is going to hit you like a truck. You can feel yourself clenching around his fingers and he can too. That’s why at the first sign of your orgasm approaching he pulls himself away from your body completely. Fingers retracting and even his mouth leaving your nipples.

“Brats don’t get to cum. Now go get yourself cleaned up.” He’s such a meanie 😔 but when you get out the shower he has your clothes already gathered on the bed for you along with some snacks and an assortment of movies to pick from. He apologizes for how controlling and annoying he was being earlier to even get you to react like that and talks it through with you, making up for everything with a movie night.

Of course, he’s an old man so he falls asleep halfway through the first movie but you’re tired as hell yourself so you end up falling asleep on his chest.

[drabbles-mc]

Stopping By

Juice Ortiz x OFC (Dakota Lowman)

Inspired by Day 15 of the July Prompts: iced tea

Warnings: none!

Word Count: 1.2k

A/N: I took some liberties with today’s prompt lmao. But I hope y’all enjoy! Idk man my brain has been a mess lately and I’ve been finding so much comfort in writing little slice of life fics. Hoping to do some actual Lowman Sister’s-Centered content soon.

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Juice walked into the apartment and looked around. Dakota was in the kitchen, making herself a bag of popcorn to go with the large glass of wine that was resting on the coffee table. He laughed quietly to himself as he took off his boots and shrugged off his kutte, leaving them all by the door. He heard the television playing in the living room, and was curious to know what she had been watching that got her into the mood to settle in and relax for the night. Craning his neck as he walked through, he shook his head with a smile as he watched the TV.

“This is what does it for you on a night in?” he finally spoke up as he walked over to her.

She spun around, a large bowl of popcorn in her arms, clutched tightly to her chest. She smiled, shrugging, “Suits me just fine. You can hop right back on that bike if you wa—”

He didn’t let her finish the sentence, instead pulling her into a kiss, “I didn’t say that. I never said that.”

She laughed, holding the bowl in one hand so she could use the other to gently cup his chin, giving him a quick peck on the lips, “Alright then,” she tugged him towards the couch, “Are you staying over?”

“Can I?” he asked, eyes growing a little wider.

She gave him a confused look, “Why not?”

“I’m not really in the mood to get murdered by your sister, that’s all.”

Dakota chuckled as she sat down on the sofa, “Di’s out of town. Went…somewhere with my dad. I dunno,” she shrugged, “Won’t be back for a couple days.”

“That why you invited me over?”

“I’d rather be here with you than be here by myself,” she set the bowl of popcorn down between them, “There’s beer in the fridge if you want it.”

He shook his head, settling in and making himself comfortable, “I’m good.”

The night quickly got away from them as they got sucked into one episode after another. Dakota was leaning completely against Juice’s side, the now-empty popcorn bowl rested in his lap. His arm was draped around her shoulder, thumb idly tracing back and forth as they continued to watch their show.

Dakota recited the intro that she had listened to all too many times before, getting more and more theatrical as the night went on and she drank more wine, “These are their stories,” she paused dramatically, looking up at Juice, “Dun dun!”

He laughed, fighting the urge to run his fingers through her hair, “You really like this show, huh?”

“It’s one of the only things that I can marathon.”

“Seriously?” he chuckled, “Doesn’t this shit get depressing after a while?”

“Nah,” she laughed moving the popcorn bowl so that she could rest her head in his lap and look up at him, “How can I be depressed when I literally have Ice-T solving especially heinous crimes on my TV?”

He carefully placed his hand on the front of her shoulder, “He your comedic relief in all of this?”

“He is good at it,” she placed her hand over his and interlocked their fingers, “Even if he doesn’t mean to be.”

“How often are you sitting at home binging on Law & Order?”

“I have watched all twenty-something seasons more than once,” she laughed, squeezing his hand.

He looked down at her, face instantly warming up when he saw the smile on her face and the glassy glint in her eyes. The two sides of his head were battling it out as he looked at her looking at him. She was so comfortable, like it was the most natural thing in the world that they were together like that. And for as much as the mere thought of her made his heart race, and he wanted nothing more than to be with her as often as he could, he still never let himself truly enjoy it, afraid that it was all going to get yanked away. He tried to remain realistic about who he was with, who her family was.

“Where are you, Juan?” she spoke up and snapped him out of his thoughts, letting go of his hand so she could reach up and caress his face.

He chuckled, involuntarily leaning into her touch, “I’m here.”

“You sure?” she cocked an eyebrow, “Looked like you got away from me for a second there.”

“I’m here. Promise,” he turned and kissed her palm, “It’s just you, me, and Olivia Benson.”

“And Ice-T,” she piped up with a laugh.

He laughed quietly, nodding, “Yea, and Ice-T. The real glue of the SVU team.”

She turned so that she was facing the television, but left her head rested in his lap. She draped one arm across his legs, settling in to get more comfortable. Juice let out a breath that he hadn’t realized he had been holding, grateful for the closeness. He wondered how someone who was raised by Happy still managed to be so soft. He knew there was more to her than what he already knew, and it would take some time for her to really let him in, but that didn’t stop him from wondering.

His eyes were fixed on the TV, but he was running his fingers through her hair over and over. At a certain point he didn’t even notice that he was still doing it—the motion becoming second nature. He did, however, feel her breathing begin to slow and even out as she fell asleep. He chuckled quietly, reaching and shutting off the television.

Ever-so carefully, he lifted Dakota up, draping her across his arms bridal style. She grumbled, awakening slightly but not enough to really say anything to him. Laughing quietly, he got both of them to her room, quickly reaching and turning on the light so he could see what he was working with, where he should step. She groaned at the change in light, but didn’t fight against him carrying her. He laid her gently down on the bed before he went about stripping down to his boxers and a t-shirt. Even in her sleepy daze, Dakota made a dramatic show out of watching him, getting him to laugh.

“The baseball bat really necessary?” he nodded towards the wooden bat leaning against the wall, one that was, knowing Happy, heavier than a sanctioned bat to do more damage if it ever had to be used.

“As necessary as the gun in the bedside drawer,” she laughed as she rested her cheek in her hand, “They will not be making a Law & Order episode about me in the future, thank you very much.”

“A woman with a plan,” he chuckled as he set his phone on the bedside table.

“Always,” her voice already getting raspy with sleep again.

His quiet laughter filled the small room as he walked back over and turned the light off. He made his way back to the bed in the dark, shimmying under the covers with her. She immediately latched onto him, wrapping her arms around his torso and burying her face into his chest. Without any hesitation at all he entwined his legs with hers, one arm draping around her waist and his other hand coming to rest on the back of her head.

“Goodnight,” he mumbled against the top of her head as he kissed her.

“Goodnight,” her voice was hardly audible as she spoke into his chest.

[goodlucksnez]

Eraser//mic

1200+ words of allergy Sh//outa Ai/zawa

idk where I got this idea to write this but i wrote it

As Shouta stumbled into the dimly lit laundromat, he thought about how he got into this situation.

On his way back from one of the local cat shelters, he heard the local siren indicating a villain attack. As he vaulted onto the nearest rooftop to get a scoop of the land, his eyes quickly spotted the villain. It was obvious he was drunk or under the influence of some kind of drug and was yelling at the local bystanders trying to escape a steaming liquid he seemed to be oozing from his body. He spotted a young girl no older than 6 hanging off of a tree, a valet attempt to escape the burning liquid but it was clear she wasn’t able to hold on much longer. As Shouta wrapped his capture scarf around a close telephone pole and swung to catch the young girl the moment her gripped failed. He had little intention of getting a direct hit from the man’s quirk that started to eat away at his black shirt, exposing the skin underneath. As the young girl hung onto him and he landed on the slick pavement his worry wasn’t on the exposed skin but the threat of the enemy. As other Pro’s quickly handled the situation and Shouta returned the girl to her very thankful parents, he saw the ooze had eaten away at most of his shirt only leaving his capture scarf shielding his boy. Luckily for him being a UA teacher had it perks with local businesses. He quickly pulled out his cellphone and scrolled until he found the name and pressed down, and as the phone rang, he stated walking to the underground laundromat.

He was pulled back from the memory as a cheery voice called out. “G’day mate, how can I help ye?” As Shouta neared the counter he saw the semi-familiar blue and gold eyes of a fairly young female. As Shouta handed over the badly dissolved shirt he replied with a voice tired and rough.

“Hello Thimble, business I assume has been alright…. you know what I like.” She quickly took the torn fabric and replied “Well if you keep bein’ a bogan I sure as hell be a’ight.” Shouta simply nodded and went to sit down as he knew it would not take long to repair the fabric. He met Thimble as a local business deal a few years back, her quick, Edgestitch, as long as there was a piece of the original fabric could replace and repair the item to its original shape and size. Many heroes whose outfits were destroyed employed her and soon she made a small shop for underground heroes. As Shouta rested his eyes and pulled out a jelly packet he could hear the nimble fingers and the sound of machine sewing at a rapid pace, and within a short while, Thimble emerged from the back with his regular black shirt neatly folded with a decorative bow on the top. He quickly thanked her, and put on the shirt, the warm fabric encased his body and he quickly smiled before turning and leaving the small shop.

As he walked back to UA, thinking about what tests he had to grade later and how late he would stay up reviewing video tapes and evidence about the attack last week in Kotsu, his eyes began to sting. He brushed this aside as dry eyes were a common side effect of his quick and as he wiped his eyes on the freshly laundered shirt, he found himself pinching forward.

“Aht’NDJSHuh!”

As he recovered from the sneeze that bended his body, he found himself oddly sniffly and wiping his nose on his sleeve, the tickle which didn’t seem to be going away sprung to life again he found himself pinching forward three more times.

 “HUH- HP’TSCHHH! Hih’tschxx- tsch, tsCHHhh”

Eyes watering and nose running he decided maybe the spring air was causing his allergies to act up and he quickly headed inside to the teachers’ lounge in search of some antihistamines as well as tissues. As he pushes the door open to the teachers’ lounge, he saw Vlad as well as All Might and Hizashi lounging on the sofa and as he entered all three heads turned to him. Hizashi was the first one to speak.

 “Yo Eraser we expected you here 30 minutes ago what took you so long?”

Eraser simply shook his head and attempted to not sound congested as he replied, “Small run in with a villain, sniff had to make a few alterations on my course here.”

His voice was gravelly and though he tried to hide his congestion Hizashi who had known him for the better part of 15 years quickly picked up on it and stood up and went to his desk side cabinet and pulled out a packet of allergy meds. As Eraser wiped his nose on his sleeve again All Might couldn’t help but comment on the act.

“As a person with health issues I understand truly I do, but please try to be more sanitary we are—"

This sentence was caught off by Eraser quickly doubling over in a fit of sneezes which rendered his body useless.

“I can’t- I—I neehhhhd t—to—HhIH’TSCHhhuu! Hah’tSCHhhu! Hih.. Hih…! G’TSCHXX”

Mic quickly ran to his side helping the hunched over Pro and lead him to the sofa. As he sat down the sneezing started to slow Hizashi quickly grabbed tissues and handed it to the sniffling man.

“Yo eraser are you okay? I’ve known you long enough to know that isn’t normal, you would never show this weakness!”

Shouta eyes were burning and his nose was still flaring an indication that the persistent tickle in the back of his nose wasn’t done. He replied with a voice rough “I bon’t know I was fided all day it’s just--dammit heh-heh ugh G’TSSCHhhhh! Hah’tTSCHHhh! I-I can’t-dTSCchh! Can’t stohihHTSCHHHhh!

Mic rubbed his back and then slowly leaned forward as if he was inspecting something. Mic then quickly turned 180° away from Shouta and sneezed very harshly into his elbow and before he could turn back sneezed three more times in rapid secession.

As he turned back to Shouta one hand pinching his nose he asked, “Are you wearing perfume it’s so strong--Huh’tschhuuh!”

Shouta hadn’t noticed but there was a faint smell of a lavender like scent that reached his nose and as he inhale deeply the tickle flare to life. Mic simply started counted.

Huh’tschhuuh!”

“Five.”

“H-Heh-! Tschhoo!”

“Six”

“—Ptschh, tschhh!”

“Eig…. Fuck is that eight or nine, I lost count, wow Eraser new record!!”

Hizashi while blessing him began to grab the bottom of Shouta shirt and while Shouta was sniffling and panting he quickly took off the article of clothing off and tossed it away.

With the shirt gone Shouta affliction seem to slowly stop and after another 10 minutes the tickle was gone and it was just his eyes that were itching and tears began to stream down his face to stop the burning sensation.

Mic asked again “are you all right now?”

“Yes” he replied voice weak “I got my shirt repaired at the Underground laundromat they must have a new detergent sniff I don’t think I’m very fond of.”

Mic pinched forward and quietly stifled as quietly as Mic could before Shouta continued “-and I don’t think you like it either sniff I’ll have to talk to Thimble about changing back, but for now sniff  I’m going sleep.”

[ohhipstaplease]

idk if you're still doing prompts but nh + fluff 15? I'm sorry about all the fluff pieces but I live for fluff 😅

I’m sorry if it isn’t as fluffy as usual but I HAD to write something Team 8 centric to soothe my soul today. I can see this turning into a full fanfic though...at some point (I promise)

Fluff #15: “She’s/he’s not my boyfriend!”

After Hinata confesses to Naruto—and her “I love you” goes right over his head—Kiba takes matters into his hands to (finally) get the two idiots together.

Post Pain-Arc | Canon Divergence | Jealous (!) Naruto | Ao3

“You look cute today,” Kiba said nonchalantly to his teammate as she walked towards him. 

The Hyuga beauty had uncharacteristically pulled her hair up onto the top of her head in a high ponytail, her delicate features now on display for the world to see.

Hinata, already used to Kiba’s compliments, didn’t bat an eye when he said it, she simply responded, “Thank you! I just wanted to try something a little different,” She patted Akamaru’s head in greeting, the gentle giant licking her palm as she giggled.

Kiba took the opportunity to sneak up behind her and pull on her ponytail slightly, wanting to fix the slight hairs that were sticking out. He adjusted the simple lavender tie she had placed upon the top of it for good measure as well. 

Had anyone happened upon the pair, they probably would have thought there was more between them than a simple friendship, but they were used to it. Hinata didn’t even try to push him off, she simply let him fix her hair and looked up at him with a thankful smile when he was finished.

They were meeting up to have lunch, a much needed distraction after all the chaos that had ensued in the village during Pain’s attack. Unfortunately Shino was unable to join the pair for a well-deserved day off, leaving them to their own devices.

Kiba nodded as he stepped back and appreciated his work, “I like it. I’m sure Naruto will too,” He smirked.

She exhaled, her cheeks red and splotchy, “We’re not going to let it go, are we?”

“Hinata, you confessed to him.”

“It was in the middle of battle...spur of the moment,” She tried, suddenly regretting admitting to Kiba and Shino that she had, in fact, told the love of her life, Naruto Uzumaki, her true feelings for him. She knew they’d never let it go, not until Naruto gave her an answer either way. 

She just wasn’t ready to hear what he had to say. Even if he was ready to face what she had said to him head-on, “Besides,” she mumbled, “he didn’t even acknowledge it...”

“You told him you loved him...you literally died for him. How could the idiot not see it?”

She shrugged pathetically, “It is what it is, don’t worry, Kiba.”

He sighed and stuffed his hands in his pockets when suddenly it hit him. An idea so genius, even Shino had to approve. Akamaru, sensing that Kiba was about to say something Shino would in fact not approve of, whined and hit his master gently on his leg with his paw. 

Kiba ignored him, knowing that what he had in mind was just too perfect not to share, “Hinata?”

“Yes?”

“What if...what if we made Naruto jealous? Just to make him see what he’s missing.”

“W-what?”

“It’s the oldest trick in the book, Hyuga,” He took her hand into his as if he had done it millions of times before, “We go on a fake date, act all cute and shit, and when he sees us together he’ll magically realize his feelings for you. You know, because someone else has what he thought was his and all that bullshit?”

“You’re insane.”

“I know what boys are like, Hinata.”

She looked down at their interlaced fingers and sighed, “You’re sure this will work?”

“If it doesn’t, I’ll pay for lunch.”

“And dessert?”

“As many cinnamon rolls as your heart desires.”

Hinata exhaled and nodded, “Alright. I mean, there’s nothing left to lose, right?”

“That’s the spirit!” 

Kiba led Hinata forward, Akamaru following close behind. He was sure his plan was going to work, after all, he barely had enough to cover his portion of lunch. That alone should have proved how confident Kiba was that he’d get Naruto and Hinata to finally acknowledge their feelings for each other. 

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“Okay, just follow my lead,” Kiba said as he spotted Naruto at his usual stool at Ichiraku. 

“Naruto! How are you? Healing up okay?” Kiba asked as he sat down next to the blonde, his hand still in Hinata’s.

Naruto squinted at them, tilting his head, “I-I’m fine. Thanks for asking...”

“That’s good to hear, we all deserve some time off after that mess, right Hinata?”

Hinata didn’t dare meet Naruto’s gaze, simply nodded and pretended as if he wasn’t even there. 

“Two bowls of pork miso ramen, please!” Akamaru barked and Kiba smiled down at him, “Oh right, it’s a special occasion. Make that three bowls!”

“Special occasion?” Naruto asked.

“Nothing you have to worry about, just celebrating a certain someone saying yes to a question I asked,” He said, looking at Hinata.

Naruto’s cheeks grew redder by the second as he studied them, “W-what?”

“I asked Hinata to be my girlfriend,” Kiba said, holding up her hand in his, “And she said yes.” He roughly pulled her into his embrace and pressed his cheek to hers, “Isn’t it great?”

Akamaru groaned behind the three, trying to ignore what was happening before him. It was getting a little too painful to watch. Kiba had never been known for his tact after all.

“So you two...are...dating?”

Hinata tried to interject, feeling sick over everything that was unfolding, “N-no we-” 

Kiba quickly slapped a hand over Hinata’s mouth and laughed, “Yeah! I confessed to her right after we got back to the village. I mean, it just seemed to be the right time and all, considering everything that happened.”

Naruto let out a breath and instead of continuing the conversation further, he flagged down Teuchi, “Old man, how much do I owe you?”

Teuchi quickly put up a hand and waved Naruto off, “Oh, no, we could never charge the village hero. Not after everything. Consider it on the house.”

Naruto nodded solemnly, gave a glance Kiba and Hinata’s way, and quickly turned to leave.

“Kiba!” Hinata said in a panic, “That definitely couldn’t have been a part of your plan!”

Kiba huffed, “Yeah...I didn’t think he’d just walk away like that. Maybe we need to try a different-”

Hinata ignored Kiba and decided to take matters into her own hands, what she should have done in the first place, really.

She got up from her seat, a flustered mess, and chased after Naruto. She screamed out without thinking, “Naruto-Kun!”

His head turned immediately towards her, his brow furrowed in confusion, “Hinata?”

“Naruto-” She panted, attempting to catch her breath as she caught up to him. 

“What are you doing? Aren’t you on...” He took a breath as he stuffed his hands in his pockets, a pout playing upon his lips, “Aren’t you on a date with your boyfriend?”

“He’s not my boyfriend!” She yelled out, a little too passionately.

Naruto stifled a laugh at how ridiculously cute she looked. Her ponytail was slightly askew, her cheeks flushed and her lips ridiculously red from her biting her bottom lip. He had been biding his time since he had returned from the village, waiting to approach Hinata and talk about everything that had happened. About what she had said to him.

“Then why did he...”

Hinata sighed, so clearly embarrassed for going along with it. But...she quickly realized that Naruto was...jealous? She could see it in his eyes, the way he acted back at Ichiraku. He was clearly bothered by what had happened. Kiba was actually...right.

So she gathered her courage and firmly asked, “Why do you care?”

“Huh?”

“Whether or not Kiba and I are dating....why do you care?”

Naruto furrowed his brow, “I don’t, I-I just,” He groaned, “Hinata, it doesn’t matter.”

“It does matter!”

“Why!?”

“I told you I loved you!”

Naruto looked at her wide-eyed, clearly in shock. Of course he knew she had confessed her feelings, but...they were also in the middle of a battle. He thought that...that maybe it wasn’t true. It was an adrenaline-fueled confession that she would walk back the moment they got back. That maybe...maybe she meant she loved him like she loved her teammates. That he was her precious friend, just as Sakura and Sasuke were his. He never imagined in his wildest dreams that the girl he’d always taken notice of always wanted to protect had been watching him too. That he’d grow to want to take care of her, to ensure she was okay. He didn’t know what that meant then, but he did now.

He didn’t understand his feelings until that day, in the midst of battle, and it killed him to think it took them nearly dying for him to comprehend that what he felt for her was far greater than friendship. 

“I-I know...” He managed to mutter, “It was just such a crazy day, Hinata. I thought that maybe I misheard you, or that you didn’t mean it in the way you did. I didn’t want to embarrass you by bringing it up again. I mean...we haven’t even talked since we got back.”

“Then let’s talk,” She said, looking down and shyly placing a strand of hair behind her ear.

“I-I’d like that.”

“Yeah?”

Naruto grabbed the same hand Kiba had intertwined in his earlier, and claimed it as his, protectively interlacing his fingers in hers and squeezing her hand for good measure. 

It wasn’t like with Kiba at all, Hinata realized. Her heartbeat was out of time, her knees felt weak. Feeling Naruto under her touch was nearly too much for her to handle.

“Oh..um...” Naruto blushed as he met her gaze, “I really like your hair up, you know?”

“O-oh,” She smiled as she looked away, unable to look at him head on.

“It’s really cute.”

“T-thank you.”

He chuckled, “Yeah, of course. Um, why don’t we go get something sweet, yeah? We can talk at the tea shop?”

“Okay.”

The pair, hands still intertwined, walked toward the tea shop, a blush upon each of their faces.

Kiba, watching from outside Ichiraku, smiled to himself as he said to Akamaru, “See boy, it all went exactly as I said it would. Didn’t it? Next thing you know, we’ll be helping Hinata pick out a wedding dress.”

Akamaru rolled his eyes and continued eating from the offered bowl of ramen. It was better to let Kiba think he had won this round.

“Ah, first love,” Kiba sighed dreamily as he sat back down on his stool, “I can’t wait to see it all play out.”

[hazelhalfpint]

Hi Hazel! I’d love to see something for “I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.” for the fluff prompts🥰❤️

Ahh! Yes, I’m excited to do these!

Here is my take on an Inu/Kag version for this one 💜

Sorry it took a minute to reply! I was at work!

“I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.” Inu/Kag, fluff prompt. Also sorry if it’s a bit long lol I’m new to this stuff!

It was the hottest day of the summer yet, and the boardwalk was bustling with people and vendors alike. Little kids running through adults as they chased each other from vendor to vendor. Inuyasha pulled against the collar of his shirt nervously, his golden eyes searching for raven hair and blue eyes in the sea of people. He mentally chided himself for listening to Miroku’s advice on what to wear today. His normal tank top and shorts would of been much more comfortable than the stuffy polo he was currently wearing. She didn’t care what he looked like anyway. That’s one of the many things he loved about her.

15 years had passed since he’d met Kagome, and not a day had gone by that she didn’t find a new way to amaze him. She was the one person always in his corner, and today he wanted to show her just how much she meant to him. He wiped the sweat from his hands, and started down the boardwalk.

His golden eyes kept scanning the crowd of people for his girlfriend, recalling the first time they’d met, in this same place when his family first moved to California.

“Dog-boy! Dog-boy!” Three older boys and one older girl shouted at him as they circled the 7 year old hanyou, one of them bending over to poke at him with a stick.

“Ew!” the little girl shouted when his ears pinned back against his silver hair, “they move!” Inuyasha was growling now, though he was smaller, getting ready to pounce on one of the boys when a smaller voice from up above on the board walk caught his attention.

“Hey! Leave him alone!” A small rock hurled toward the group of bullies, thunking one of them on the forehead.

“Ouch! What the heck Kagome!”

“Toru, go home! I’m gonna tell your daddy that you’re picking on people again!” The girl was fuming, blue eyes shining with anger.

The nine year old boy, who Inuyasha now knew was named Toru, glared but gathered his friends anyway. As they stalked away, Kagome pushed past them rushing down the stairs to Inuyasha.

“Have fun playing with the dog-boy,” Toru called back to her. She growled this time, “Next time I’m gonna throw an even bigger rock at your big dumb head Toru.”

When she arrived in front of Inuyasha he was dusting himself free of sand,”You didn’t hafta do that.”

She cocked her head at him cutely, “Of course I did,” she disagreed smiling at him,”besides anyone who thinks you’re ears are gross is crazy. They’re cute!”

Inuyasha blushed at that, and she reached forward grabbing his hand, “come on, I’ve got two dollars for some ice-cream and you definitely need one!” She stopped when he didn’t immediately follow her, feeling the resistance against her hand on his.

“Oh, I’m sorry. My name is Kagome. You probably don’t wanna get ice-cream with a stranger, so there now were not strangers!” She smiled again and he did so as well, this time letting her pull him along.

“My name is Inuyasha.”

———

Finally he caught sight of her, steps bouncing lightly as she jogged toward him, arm high in the air waving him down. He grinned, swallowing back any nerves he may have. She was beautiful, radiating the energy of sunshine with waist length raven hair. How he got so lucky he wouldn’t even dare question. She was his.

“Hey!” She grinned at him, and he returned her smile, wrapping her in a hug.

“You looked so deep in thought I was beginning to think you wouldn’t notice me,” she teased, poking his cheek with a manicured nail.

“How could I not notice you? You’re so annoyingly cheerful, I’d hafta be dead to not notice you.” He teased back, and she pouted at him, bottom lip quivering in feigned sadness.

“ I thought you liked my cheerfulness.” Inuyasha laughed, lacing his hand with her own and tugging her along with him as they walked.

“Idk, sometimes you’re too cheerful” he wagered, jokingly and she whined.

“Inuyasha, you’re so mean.”

“Oh whatever,” he stopped in front of the ice cream vendor,bending forward to place a chaste kiss on her lips, “ you know I love your cheerfulness”

He purchased them two vanilla cones and they continued their route, leading them down the steps of the boardwalk into the sand.

She licked at her ice-cream, noticing they were moving further from the boardwalk, “Where are we going?”

Inuyasha swallowed nervously but shrugged,“ I just thought it’d be nice to take a walk.”

“Uh-huh,” Kagome eyed her boyfriend suspiciously, before they came to an abrupt stop her body barely bumping into his own. They were near the outer edge of the board walk in the sand.

“Do you recognize where we are?” He glanced down at her, as her eyes glanced around, widening in slight realization. When he realized she caught on, his smile and nervousness grew.

“This is where we met for the first time.”

“That’s right! That’s the day I threw that rock at Toru’s head. I still hate that guy.” Her eyes narrowed in annoyance and Inuyasha laughed loudly.

“You’ve always been so aggressive.”

“I am not aggressive; I just hate bullies!” She countered, huffing indignantly.

“It’s okay. I love you anyways.” Her glare softened as he pulled her into an embrace.

“ I love you too, Inuyasha.” She smiled, bumping her nose against his. He closed his eyes and inhaled her scent deeply, palming the small box in the pocket of his shorts.

“I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.” He spoke softly before opening his eyes to find her wide blue ones staring back,”Did you know that?” His heart was pounding wildly now, nearly vibrating in his ears as he spoke.

“Inuyasha,” his name came out a whisper, she was blushing at his affectionate statement, but he interrupted her next sentence with his own.

“Kagome, you’re the only person who has ever stood by my side fully from day one. You’re my person; my best friend. My heart hurts even thinking about you being away from me.” Her eyes widened and he pulled the box from his pocket, and knelt in front of her.

The sea air gently blowing their hair, his golden eyes were locked with her own, as he fumbled to pop open the suede black box. The ring was gorgeous, a rose gold band with a rose quartz gem adorning the center.

“Kagome Higurashi, I love you. I don’t ever want to know what a day in this life is like without you. Will you marry me?”

She cried, sinking to her knees as well and pulling his to her face to hers, holding it between both palms.

“ I wouldn’t ever want to marry anyone else. “ He grinned in relief and pulled her flush against him, placing a tender kiss to her lips.

“So that’s a definite yes?” He was grinning stupidly now the anxious feeling leaving him. She rolled her eyes in response.

“Yes you Baka! I’ll marry you. “ He pulled her to stand sliding the ring onto the appropriate finger and kissed her again.

“Thank you, Kagome. “

“ for what?” She asked, leaning her head against his chest. The gentle pace of his heart echoing in her ears.

“Just for being who you are.”

[cherry-gemz]

Auld Lang Syne

Summary: NYE 1943 - Steve and Bucky set out for a night of double dates when plans with a serendipitous change.

Pairing: Steve x Peggy, Bucky x Missy (OC)

Word Count: 1432

Warning: PG, Fluff

A/N: I am participating in @yoursecretsmutblog​ writing challenge with Chris Evans. This is an a/u of Peggy x Steve, not staying true to their story line or that he's Cap. I may write a follow up? IDK Enjoy!

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December 31, 1943

Bucky inhaled the tobacco smoke through his Lucky Strike cigarette and released the end from his lips. He looked at himself in the mirror and rubbed out the butt in his ashtray. Last one for the night, he told himself. It was a New Year’s resolution to quit. His best friend Steve had been trying to get him to quit for months, but he had picked up the bad habit from his old man and just couldn’t see himself without one. But tonight would be different. New Year’s Eve was a night of endless possibilities and hope. He was single and hoping to find someone special. He would be headed out soon to Italy and wanted someone to return to, to keep him going when times would seem dire. He knew it was asking a lot considering he wasn’t always the most approachable or easy going guy. But tonight felt different, like fate would be on his side.

Steve nervously picked up his black fine tooth comb and pulled his brown hair through, skimming his large, slender fingers over and ensuring his hair was in place. Gently he placed it tucked away in the porcelain mug near his toothbrush and razor blade. He grabbed his cologne and ensured an appropriate amount was sprayed on sighed at his reflection in the mirror. Bucky had set him up on a blind date for New Year's and he was beside himself. For one, he was never great at the dating game. His nerves got the best of him. And two, well he was out with Bucky. He loved his best friend and would take a bullet for him. But Bucky had charisma, style, and confidence. Everything that Steve felt he lacked. So when he was told that he'd have a date for the momentous evening, he really wanted to make a good impression. He 

grabbed his money clip on the bathroom counter and left his apartment for the night. 

*

The Jazz Cat was filled to the brim of dancers and lovers. Music blared through the front door to the street and the two best friends waiting patiently outside to meet their dates. 

Bucky flicked his cigarette to the curb and Steve just shook his head in dismay. 

"It's not 1944 yet," Bucky stated and Steve chuckled with a nod.

"Where'd you meet these girls anyway?" Steve asked. His heavy Brooklyn accent was thick and Bucky nodded his head to a blond woman crossing the street in a green velvet dress.

"Don't worry about it," Bucky replied cockily and patted Steve's chest. 

The woman approached the men, "Hey Sugar," she smiled sweetly and Bucky kissed her on the cheek. 

"Hey Doll," he smiled. "Steve, meet Missy. Missy, this is Steve."

Missy looked Steve up and down and arched her brow in approval. 

"Now I feel extra bad about not holding my end of the bargain," she pouted. 

"Why's that? Where's Laurel?" Bucky looked around the street of passerby. 

Missy crinkled her nose, "Well uh, here's the thing. She had every intention on coming, but her ex showed up last minute and she decided to stay in with him…"

"What? Aw, doll!" Bucky lamented and looked to Steve. "Drat!"

"Hey…" Steve patted Bucky's shoulder. "You tried. Better she stayed home than saw me and ran, right?" Steve had to chuckle and Missy gave an apologetic look.

"Sorry, hun. But y'know, I bet there are a ton of ladies in there wishing you filled their dance card or something." 

"Heh yeah, it's okay. You know, maybe I'll just head on back…"

"What?! No way…" Bucky insisted. 

"No, it's good. I'll see you around, Buck. Missy, pleasure meeting you…" Steve said as a man and a woman with raven hair approached the front door to the club; and his heart felt like it stopped.

She wore a crimson red dress with a sweetheart neckline and her hair in pin curls framed her face beautifully. She glanced at him momentarily and quickly looked away as she held the man's hand, entering the club.

"Whoa, cat got your tongue, Steve?" Bucky smiled. 

"Um, I mean. I'm dressed up I guess. Wouldn't hurt for one drink?"

"One drink, huh?"

Steve coughed into his fist, "Yeah, one drink."

Missy looked confused between the two best friends but shrugged it off and grabbed Bucky's hand. 

"C'mon soldier, let's make it a night to remember," she purred as the boys followed her in. 

*

After a few hours had passed, many drinks in between, the threesome were enjoying each other's company. 

Steve couldn't find his mystery woman, not to his avail however. She just seemed to disappear. He looked around in the dark lit and packed club, Duke Ellington played a slow song and it seemed to change the ambiance all around. 

Bucky took Missy's hand in his and gave it a kiss to his lips, which made her giggle. As he led her to the dance floor, he nodded his head to Steve and he shrugged. No one peaked his interest like the woman he caught a glimpse of earlier before. Through the hours he people watched: couples embracing one another, first kisses, and everyone being merry. It didn't bother him though, he knew it would be hard starting something with someone considering what his future held. He, like Bucky would be shipped off soon and he would hate to leave things with someone untethered.

That is until the beauty that wouldn't leave his thoughts. She seemed to have bewitched him and as he drank the last of his whiskey, he leaned against the bar with his elbows and there she was. 

Only a few feet away; it was if time stood still. The bustle of the people and the clamoring of conversation blurred and melted in the background. He knew her. Not in real life, but in a dream. Her blue enigmatic eyes captured his attention. The way her cupid's bow peaked and the slight curve of her lips drew him in. He swallowed hard and blinked a few times.

She too was paralyzed in a trance with him and just as she was about to say something, a man approached her and interrupted their moment.

"Hey babe, c'mon let's go dance," the man said as he pulled her further away from Steve. Her mouth agape, still unable to say anything, but her feet planted into the ground. The man noticed her resistance and looked to Steve who now had strided over to her and the man. He breathed in, his eyes gazed into hers for that fleeting moment.

"Do you know this fella?" The man asked the mysterious woman.

"No...not exactly…" she finally replied. Her voice was soft and inviting, capturing Steve's heart. 

The man looked over Steve once again and placed his hand on his chest. Steve looked down and back at the woman who now seemed worried.

"Beat it, buster," the man growled to Steve. The woman pulled on his jacket sleeve insisting him to back off.

"John, don't," she pleaded. The man laughed and pushed Steve backward slightly. Steve's hair fell slightly out of place and he raked his hand through.

"Alright, alright," John chided. "Let's leave this loser." He grabbed her wrist and pulled her to the dance floor. She stumbled slightly, causing her to trip on her heels and Steve reached out to catch her.

"Are you okay?" Steve asked and she nodded.

John turned and yanked her arm again, but this time she quickly swung her hand up into the inside and then straight down to break the grip. John gave a perplexed look at her. 

"Peggy…" he said forcefully. 

"Don't touch me, John," she spat.

"Now see here, you're my date. I bought you dinner and drinks," John replied and pointed his finger at her.

"To which I thanked you for, but this is the end of our date," she stated.

"Excuse me?"

"Good night, John. Don't call me ever again," Peggy replied. 

"Yous think you're gonna just end things like that?" John snarled back.

"You heard the lady," Steve bellowed. 

John turned to Steve, he had about two inches over him, but it didn't worry him. 

"Who's this loser think he is?" John snapped.

"Someone who knows when to walk away from a fight," Steve replied as John glared at him.

Peggy pressed her manicured hand on John's chest. 

"None of that, or I'll make sure you live to regret the next thing you do tomorrow," Peggy added. John looked at her hand and then back at Steve. 

"Whatever. She's all yours man. She would have been a pain in my rear anyway. Almost cost me $15 tonight!" John said, attempting to jab at Peggy.

She shook her head as he left and disappeared into the sea of people.

Steve's eyes widened at the sight of her, His mouth agape at how she handled herself. 

Peggy pressed her index finger to his chin to close his mouth and smiled. 

"You'll catch flies with that hole," she snickered and Steve blushed. 

"Catch flies? I'm just...I'm just a loss for words," he croaked.

"You don't seem the type that talks much anyway," she said. "I'm Peggy."

"Steve," he replied and she held out her hand. He willingly accepted it and brought it in for a kiss. "Peggy," he repeated.

"Do you repeat everything that people say?"

"No ma'am, just trying to make sure you're real."

"Oh I'm as real as they come, soldier."

"I can see that," he laughed. 

"So how much longer do I have to wait for you to ask me to dance?"

Steve gulped, "Umm, you want to dance...with me?" 

"Thought you'd never ask," she replied as she took her small hand and held it with his. Steve felt a rush of excitement and energy shoot through his body at her touch. He clasped his fingers with hers and held tight as he led her to the dance floor.

[charmed-asylum]

👨‍🍳# FOODIE👨‍🍳

#Foodie, Part 2

Summary: Something happening in Easter Hills. Something that effecting everyone under the surface. Could this just be a phase a trick that no one can shack off? Is this something that will pass with another or can we all be heading for destruction

Declaimer: #Foodie has some curse words, blood, making out, and maybe a dead body or 2??. Also, I do have dyslexia who happens to do her own proof reading so be easy with me!!!

A/N:So who would think after doing a love story I go be switching it up to some sci-fi. Let me know what you think or want to be added to the taglist. Or simple to sit my butt down and stop with the dramatics xoxo Tia

MASTER LIST // Previous Chapter (1) 

Tagged: @weapinggwillowss​ @kittykatlow​ @alagalaska @deansblackbeauty

2 weeks later 

My fingers intertwined with his as he locks and kisses them. He doesn’t know I know but he a snuggle monster the reject monster from Sesame Street. Another secret I love it. We haven’t had much time as I will hope with one another. Even though he was back from the war he still was working as deputy while he was home. I pout like a two-year-old who got denied a brand new toy from a toy store. But we made it work. He moves me close as he whispers praise in my ear in his deep voice that makes me shiver a cool chill.

I only had 15 minutes left of my break with him. God how I miss him. After Janet left me teary-eyed in the abandoned hallway apart of me felt I was in old westerns like I was waiting for her around and draw her guy. That night he came over and hold me as I cried into his strong chest hands wrap as far as I could around his broad shoulders. Each night I founded my self there. Even if I was asleep he sneaks in and holds me. Letting me know he was never gonna leave me. 

He looks down into my eye out time coming to an end with a bit of sorrow regret. Hopping up so I can reach his face I pepper kiss him with each hop. Watching as his smile spread from ear to ear he loves when I did this be my silly tiny self. Knowing he always be my savior. His eyes were dark like midnight sky but were as bright as the sun. Others wouldn’t see this wouldn’t think he was more than a brick wall but he was more. Just like me more than meets the eye. Each day I’m happy god loves me to bring him to me. Bring me someone that made me feel things I never did before. 

“ I gotta go. I was only supposed to drop off another animal to you, baby “ He said in muffled from my lips. 

Lending back hold his hands close , “ Yeah but it was you who  wanted to start kissing me. I’m only here to basket it all this”.

This was been a familiar thing the last two weeks animals found dead somewhere or sick with some type of rabies. Blood from Mr. Fuzzy Bear only adds to the mystery. Blood work consists of an unfamiliar source. I went anymore I know and even the internet god the internet. After weeks of looking non stop trying to find anything to make me more at ease. NOTHING. I wanted to express this to KP but he only tells me to stop worrying.

“ BABY” KP tickle me under my underarms. I twitch and almost trip. “ I was talking and you did that moody thing you do. Is this Janet” he asked. YES NO I DONT KNOW I rub my forehead gently and peek up at him and nod.

I hate lying most importantly very bad at it. Even though he knew it was more he still allowed it to be, this time. 

“ I am taking you out. Show you off. Remind folks who you belong too. Which means I want you to be out this little head of yours. Janet she many things but all with reasoning. Give her time didn’t you say she nods at you other days” KP said. God his voice.

“ Your right probably PMS. Or something. Where we going” I asked looking down. I could hear my name-calling for me and some chaos.

“IAASC I KNOW HE SEXY EYE CANDY BUT GET YOUR ASS IN HERE-OW” Ethan scream out. I giggle and peck his cheek and ran off.

“ I CALL YOU ILY “ I shouted over my shoulder.

He ruffles his thick black hair across his hands as she smirks at me.

“ILY2” He said.

Everything was like walking into the war zone. Ethan was sitting on a chair holding her arm that was gushing blood out and Casey walking back and forth. I swipe up a rabies shot and quickly gave it to her and took her arms into my arms to looks at it. So much blood my arms got painted red. With a finger snap, Casey passes me the 1st aid kit as I dress the wound. Ethan was laughing all while. After thanking Casey ask sending her off for a break treating her like my child even though she was twice my age I gave the tickle me Ethan my attention.

“ You need to go to the hospital. That looks nothing like something seen before where the animal that did it” I asked looking around.

“ Killed it” She said like it was nothing. My eyebrow bent at this as I look her.

“ I need to call KP back he and sheriff can come over and help” I said pulling my phone out my pocket.

“Shit that fucker a bitch. I go okay I go I’m fine I go later. You did everything right by the way. It’s dead. We take it to the trash and that it” She said then look at me finally. I was a mess. To say the least. I bit the corner of my cheek till it bleeds and the iron the mint of him I was chewing on earlier.

Her eyes look glassy and she had a gentle sweat coming down her forehead. Didn’t it bit her not even a half-hour ago? I walk over and grab the bloody towels and help her up to sit down in her office under the AC. Closing the door I look hands it still had traces of her blood on it. I close my eyes and tried to relax. Taking deep breaths I went over to the sink and started to scrum till my hands were bright red from the friction.

“ Is she alright? “ Casey asks poking her head into the exam room. I peak over and back at my hands.

“ Yeah, she huh. Resting. Hey, what even happen that was so like the strange right” I said adding extra words to sound like I wasn’t just obsessing over it.

Casey pulled out a cigarette from her pocket and pluck it in her mouth getting ready to share something.

“ While you were outside smacking lips with Mr fuck for brains and takeout outside” she stops and looks at me.

“ I was upfront talking to Rachel about our lasted book club meeting. And she was talking about this new craze when one of the animals that came in just bounced up to life and start making sounds hissing and shit. Went sideways. The animal was acting all crazy like Bob does when he drank that moonshine and whiskey during October fair of 2003. Anyway, I rushed back and she was swinging at it with a paperweight” she said raking in another inhale of her cigarette. With a few coughs and tap, she looks around before talking some more.

“ You know a lot of shit been happening around here. I have been here all my life sadly and I would know. You know what it is huh?” She said putting her cigarette out with the bottom of her shoe. “ Damn Liberals. Probably put some damn glitter dusk on shit and made folks all crazy “She said as if it was a known fact. Did I not mention she a bit of a blowup doll racist. Try to explain to her just because I look Spanish doesn’t mean I am. Now she always says Ho Lay. Like that means something more than being a bitch. But she Casey and there no one like her.

“ You never know. So where is it now the animal ” I said drying my hands?

“ Out in the front. Sucker ugly mug tosses a blanket over it” Casey said nodding to the front. I nod and look around trying to let everything sit. Before she could walk off I without even thinking grab tight to her arm and pulled her into a hug. My hand ran up and down as I hold her tight.

“ Stay safe. Cas” I said. She chuckled and pat my back before going. I don’t know why I did it. Maybe a part of me knew something was gonna happen. That I was about to head down a steep drop something I will never be able to recover from.

The animal or what was left of it was like Casey said a mess. Scattered with its brains and head mushed. I poke it a few times before taking my pocket knife and stabbing it in the brain just in case. I wasn’t trying to live my life in a horror film. When I took the knife back out there was a strange goo mix with the blood. What the fuck I whisper to myself as I knee down and got closer to look. Just like I thought it was just like Mr. Fuzzy Bear. This was not a dog and this in on ways was a house pet. How strange how can two things so far from one another by going through the same thing. Can it be a generic trait from mammals? Or animals?

Ethan was quiet for the rest of the night. She didn’t move out of her office and when she did she was still sweating and shivering. I knew I promise KP not to worry but I couldn’t.

Me: Promise not to laugh but I have a question

Mi Amore: Haha what up sweetie

Me: Have there been any strange animal behavior or attacks? I know I’m coo-coo 😛😛

Mi Amore: 🤔 idk. Yeah, old man, Nick has been coming about some behavior. But that’s about it. Ur not crazy just crazy beautiful. Y??

Me: Remember when I was called in. Ethan got bite by a stray animal. Just wondering. I miss U  💋 💋 💋 

Mi Amore: Never stop. If you promise to stop worrying I keep an eye on it. And stop by to check out on Ethan tonight or tomorrow. Alright babe

Me: Kk thnx KP 

Mi Amore: ILY let me know when you get home

Me: ILY2  😘

Old man Nick was crazy still believing that aliens were never in Roswell but here. But his word is not so reliable he is married to his chicken Cheryl. I paced around that night in my room thinking trying not to think. He was right I need to stop worrying. I pulled out my pink paper and my fuzzy pens from my desk and sat on my bed and starting to write. Could me not having Janet be making me acting like an old man Nick, god I hope not. So I did what KP did and after my letter to Janet, I decided to not worry about it.

My feet bounce from one to another as I ran across the neighborhood. I felt a bit of sweat coming from under my lavender purple sports bra and forehead. Hair swinging from left to right right to left as I power through. In theory, if I wanted to I could run my whole town form one end to another. Music blast though my Bluetooth Air Pods. As I turn I reach Bloom Ave I made a quick left and push through till I reach a familiar two-story house at the end of the dead street. It sits back in the dirt a bit with a few stubs in the ground that somehow went perfect with the grey clay outer skeleton with huge windows and white curtains and a bright red wooden door. No cars in the driveway weren’t unfamiliar. Janet's mom or body double was always out at the local bar on some table dancing talking about her glory days. Janet hates that and even though she never told a soul she always fears she becomes that. Be stuck in the middle of nowhere no love and memories of when life was fearless Couldn’t ever be like that I told her as sat back on a black and white blanket sipping on my organic lemonade. She smiles and asks why. Because I will be there no quicksand right. She smiles and nods no quicksand.  I wipe my eyes as I came up to the front porch. I knock a few times before I gave up. Hail Mary twisting my neck a bit I look around to the empty street. From the corner of my eye, I could see the shades move. I turn my head around so quickly I got dizzy. I ran towards the window and tap at it. Trying to look in. It was blurry but I can dang sure I saw someone. I called out and bang it a few times. She was not gonna answer. With a exhale I turn and leaned against the window and slide till I was on the ground. I never gave up but this was starting to look like the only thing I could do. Was not doing that stupid drug that big of a deal. More. More I thought about it I got anger mad-sad even. Whipping my eyes with the back of my hand I got up and grab a few rocks. And started hitting the window calling out for her. Pissed I storm in circles across the front door like a madwoman. 

" I don't know what wrong but FUCK IT. YOU KNOW I CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOU DOING THIS IS FUCK UP. BECAUSE OF BLOODY DAMN DRUG. YOU PROMISE ME MOON AND STARS WE ARE NOTHING WITHOUT THE OTHER. SO IM NOT LEAVING IF I HAVE TO WRITE TO YOU AND LEAVE A FREAKIN LETTER OR CALL I AM. I KNOW SOMETHING FUCKIN WRONG. WHAT WE ARE YES IT IS COMPLICATED AND NOT WAY OF THINGS BUT I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. THIS SHIT CHILDISH. YOU FUCKIN PROMISE J. They all leave me and you promise you won't" I stumble to my knees and hold onto my face with my hands and cried. I can't hate her even when I wanted to I can't. I cry and cry to the point my sweat and tears were blending into one.

Slowly getting up I look at the house once time. I lost. I lost over something so stupid. Crazy as it is if I could go back knowing what I know I still won't take that duck fuckin drug. I would just fight more so Janet wouldn't.

" No quicksand " I whisper before I walk off in defeat.

At work I didn't move much I just sat there listening to Casey about how Ethan couldn't make it something about going to the urgent care next town over. Casey was pleased because it meant she could leave early. Cleaning up the back exam rooms I recognize the towel Ethan used when she got attack day before. FUCK IT. I Peak before I snoop over to the magnifying glass and cup a piece of the towel and took a look. I tried squeezing my eyes but it wasn't close enough DARN I crushed at myself as I ruffle my hair through my hands. Biting the corner of my lip I look over for something anyway. JACKPOT. I rushed over and bent down to go through old equipment until I found the microscope that I remember Ethan told me about when I first started helping out. Sometimes about it not working right but if there one thing I was work with what you got a type of girl. It is I tap the metal table till the light came on. Grabbing the piece of the towel I place it over and fetch my glasses out my chest pocket and kiss my eyes to the lends. At first, it looks right till I saw a few things in the corner that didn't look quite right. The light kept flicking above me with an annoying buzz. Was it stupid yes but who said I was smart. More I tried to focus louder the buzz got. Till the office phone ring making me jump out my damn skin with a loud final act scream. AHHHH.

After a second to realize it was the phone, I quickly answer it. Hello, I said slightly out of breath. I heard heavy breathing. I repeated my self. Still nothing but heavy breathing. This isn't funny I said about to poop a golden egg. Still, it was heavy breathing. I can't hear you breathing I said looking around second-guessing every life decision I ever made. I gonna hang up I said but something stops me. Three words. No QUICKSAND. My eye widens Janet. I scream into the phone for her a bit excited and more so worried. But all I got was a dial tone I tried to call her but she didn't answer.

Each night around the same time the same message those three words. Of course, I tried to make her say anything else but no. My mind races trying to figure it out till each time I came to the same conclusion, she did not want my help or worst she could not ask for it.

I tap my foot as I look at my planner trying to figure out what to wear for my date with KP today. Strawberry favor purple teddy bear he got me on our first date sat on my lap between my thighs. He did tell me much but just it was a casual date no restaurant this time. We need that a few times when he was in school ones out of town. I liked those I could be anyone I wanted to be even though I could only drink the bottled water and had to bring omg own food. If they didn’t have things like organic apples. The third one we did he told me of his dream ones that included me. I like those a lot. Even after the two years when he went off to the army to take down the bad guys. Each letter you write adventures about life we were gonna have. I told him I didn’t care just wanted him there to hold me and love me. Stupid I know but stuck in a small town you can get caught up in those dreams.

After a few minutes of debating I pick up my feet push and turn around and around in my chair holding the hand of teddy. Hoping off after a few turns around I click on my radio and just decide to go with the flow whatever I was feeling. REMEMBER A DAY BY PINK FLOYD starting to play. I bop my head and shake my hips as I look through my denim.

Remember a day before today

A day when you were young.

Free to play alone with time

Evening never comes.

Toss a blue denim skirt with a beach wave cut on the bottom and round bottoms on the front. I lose myself in the beat that was creeping through my soul. Singing off-key look over my shoulders and pull out short sleeves stripe blue and black with a hint of the orange shirt.

Climb your favourite apple tree

Try to catch the sun

Hide from your little brother’s gun

Dream yourself away

I walk backward as I sang with my teddy in my hands the outro plucking out my round black shades to complete the outfit. Licking my lips I look into the mirror with items place in front to imagine how it would look. Something was messing I look behind and saw one of his old button-ups he left one night he stayed. Taking I deep breath in I look up to my ceiling knowing if things go well maybe I go a step forward. Or maybe not.

He came at exactly at 12 o clock. Rolling up in his 2010 Black Ford Raptor with the music blasting. I hope up without thought ran over as soon as it stops. Before I could get in I saw a few blankets on the passenger seat. Peaking up I saw him staring at me with those intoxicating midnight eyes that match his thick cut on side and swoosh in the front black hair. That I love to tug and play with between my dainty fingers. His smile was so wide that it shows off his perfect pearly whites. Reaching closer I smile into a kiss and I felt a lift as he pulls me in and into his lap. To deepen our kiss the taste of his toothpaste and hint of orange juice he must have had before coming over. Recently he taught me the fun of French kissing and art of a tongue. Pulling his bottom lip with my teeth I glance at him his strong muscular hand grip tight to my thigh.

“ Looks like someone wearing my clothes again” He said rubbing little patterns on my thigh with his index finger.

“ Want me to take it off and give it back. Baby” I asked playfully. With one last glance and shook his head no and tilt his head to look at me.

“ You know it drives me crazy seeing you wear my stuff. Let’s not forget the football jersey incident” he reminded me. It was 1st time I allow him to fell my thigh and butt. Thought alone brought a heat running down my body. Something Janet told me was normal. Playing with his hair I look down at what he was wearing. Black jeans with a red t-shirt an leather jacket.

“ So this the big date. Just sitting in your car. I could have told my parents we were staying for lunch then” I said playing with the collar of his jacket.

He ponders the question for a bit before he started to laugh. Picking me up he helps me over to the passenger seat. Left his right hand on my thigh and drove off with his left hand. After a few minutes, I wrap my hand with his and lean back and look at him as he drives. Few times he will peak over even throwing me a silly face which I then gave a few my own. Got to a light I peak out to the street. Crazy for a Saturday the usual busy with folks at the town square or at the farmer market that would be along Main Street it was pretty much close to deserted. Looking back as we drove off I sat back and ponder about it.

“ Did Bucks say anything about not having his produce today?” I asked.

“ Huh yeah sweetie it was postponed. Something happened to some of his vegetables. Think some kids piss on them. There also that beauty pageant in San Pedro. Took a bus over to watch” He said to bring my hand to kiss.

“ Yea yea I forgot. You know with Ethan gone. I feel like I’m working all alone forgetting the days. Where we going “ I asked.

“ Don’t worry we almost there. Would you put that scarf around your eyes it a surprise? Isaac” he said.

I took the red plaid scarf and wrap it around my eyes. The realization was starting to dawn on me besides our movie dates or him staying with me at night. This was our first date since he came back. Worried wasn’t even the word for it my whole body became snuffled with nerves. My mouth was dry and my neck felt warm.

“ Hey hey you okay,” he asked with a serious tone. I nod yes and hold on to his bicep tight.

“ Sorry just excited. Is all” I whisper holding on.

I didn’t know where I was but I felt the ground being a bit rough against my converse. One hand-grip tight to his other feeling my way. I could feel the moisture from the air and leaves. Before u even lifted the scarf I knew we were at our special hideout in Lover Lane.

Close behind me, he squeezed my shoulders gently as he whispered words of sweet nothing. I felt like Alice walking through wonderland. What if I look clearly through the darkness between the glitter and tiny rainbows I could find mad hatter drinking morning tea or the queen of hearts out by her garden w brush covered in red paint. Endless wonders who will I be would I be Alice full of innocence and wonder, the white rabbit who always running with of anxiety, Chester cat who full of the finger brings back cross and a smile with a bit of darkness inching to come back or maybe just a poor bystander. Most say I could pick out those three or add one in but today I didn’t know.

The blindness of the light brought me back from that rabbit hole of thoughts. Blinking a few times to adjust I saw a blur of trees and blue sky. It was beautiful right in the middle among all the flowers and grass was a big red planet blanket with a wicker basket in the center.

“ Surprise My Ama. Like it” KP said with a huge grind with his hands stretch out as far as possible. I didn’t know tears were coming down till KP came over to kiss them away. I hold his hand tight and kiss his hand before kissing each finger and look deep into his deep space eyes.

“ Did I do something why are you crying?” KP said a bit worried. I felt my lips playing peek a boo with teeth. I wish I knew why I was crying. I don’t even know anymore.

Instead of the truth I pull KP by hand and pull him onto the blanket before I let go and lay across. I curl my finger and motion for him to come over to sit by me. He lay his head on my lap. Right by edge of my skirt and he help right with his head facing my lower stomach. Playing with his hair between my fingers I came close and kiss his forehead gently. He holds me close and mumbles something. Maybe today I’m Alice before she found that hole.

The sun felt so good again my smooth rich terra- cotta skin. My hair was slip to the side taking in the sun raises. I could here KP reading from his old worn-out copy of The Last Man in the background still laying on my lap. He always had a fascination with Pre-American Gothic and an unseen classic from popular authors. Could read anything that was calming may you forget the world around you and drunk of his voice capturing his presence. Once he read House of Leaves to me when we were both in head and sound like a lullaby.

What is there in our nature that is forever urging us on towards pain KP read.

I bent down in front of the book to block any of the words and cup his cheeks in my hands and kiss him. Putting the book beside him he returns the kiss and pulls in deeper and turns me over to he was on top. My head rests on my honey scent shampoo hair. I could smell the woody scent of his Guilty Pour Homme Spray by Gucci he always put on. He moves his hand to crest cheek eyes match my woods brown eye with his. I could feel something hard pressuring against my thigh. With a sigh, I look at him and then down. Once again. As if he could read my thoughts he slowly pulls away.

“ Should probably not continue this before we are both in trouble huh baby?” KP said in his deep chocolate voice. I slowly nod and place my hands against his side and rub it against the pants being the only thing stopping me to go further. I need an escape something to stop my thoughts stop me from jumping face-first onto the hole. I felt moving his hips with movement with my palm. Kiss trace down my neck gently I curve into his touch wanting more. God, he knew how to make this girl feel good. His hands while rough with warn and tares always was gentle. Without thought I let out a sigh as we continue till out nowhere I thought I heard some birds. A lot of birds. Opening my eyes corner of my sight I see a family of birds flying in a flock west of me. I bent my head back as I follow the birds until they disappear. My mind drifts off to where they were going what would they do once they are there.

“ Ama I gotta tell you something alright something very important and I need you to listen can you do that” KP asked as he kisses my neck some more. I nod and mouth yes.

“ You know when I left I thought I was strong I thought I was brave. I wanted to protect you so badly from all evil all darkness I went onto war. But honestly, it’s not what I thought baby. The world we live in full of chaos more I tried to fix it stay in line I found my self missing you thinking what if I stay with you” KP said and continue to kiss me between my chest. Feeling brought old feelings I haven’t felt in more a year ago.

“ This world needs order. And I can’t do it all alone. Many nights I was barley holding thinking of ending my life but I got your letters and face times. If it wasn’t for you I will be lost in this huge empty world. I have been thinking and well what if after you graduate we leave pack all your shit and leave. Nothing d holding us back” KP said. I blink and look at him he stops kissing me and look back up at me with huge night sky eyes. I could hear some strange noises from behind me. KP was still speaking and all I could do was stare at him with drunk haze eyes.

“ Would you run off with me?” KP asks turning to go get up to look at me. No words can describe the look in his eyes passion fear worry lust doubt. Galaxy with million and one thoughts hiding in plain sight. Could I leave and blindly follow him into the unknown future. FUCK YEAH, I WOULD that promised I gave him so long ago.

Before I could say anything everything happens in a flash. The gravity pull was distracted in a minor of seconds. I felt him pushed my down covering me with his chest I look and I could feel something wet. Stumbling back on the blanket my breath gets shorter and I start to feel dizzy my fingertips were numb I felt like the more I tried to breathe more I fell deeper into the darkness. Then were the two muscle arms scooping me up from behind?

“ ISAAC ISSAC AMA AMA BABY BABY LOOK AT ME. Come one before you go into shock “ KP shout out. I look away from the body and at him. His thick finger covers my flushed cheeks. I slowly start to nod and look back at the body.

“ Is he.... is he dead we gotta do -“ I stop as I could see man chest rising a bit he was saying something. I let go and slowly follow the mumble I was a foot away before I felt a hand on my shoulder stopping me. I couldn’t freak out not like before a deep breath in I slowly turn back around.

“ Not safe. Take my phone get services and called for help” KP said in his deep savior voice he does when he serious. I glance back at the body. It gosh out blood to point you couldn’t tell where the actual puncture wound was. Where was it that was gonna be on his death certificate. From where I was it looks like his had puss and some strange black markers. He spoke to me but I did not answer him instead I remain quite till I heard the 911 operator.

“ He Hello. Yes huh, this is huh Amaryllis Isaac Smith I’m with my boyfriend Kindred Phillip” I could hear KP be reaping the word deputy. I nod and look at him he was hovering over the body almost studying it. “ Deputy Sargent Phillip. We are huh mm KP where are we” I stop and scream again where are we.

“ Lover Lane South East entranced a quarter-mile away from the lake. TELL ME THE PEEK A BOO SPOT they will know” He shoot out.

I repeated words word by word what he said. I heard the words by I couldn’t answer.

“Yes, there a man baby hurt. PLEASE HURRY” I said. Placing my hand to the phone I look at KP. “ Is he breathing KP “ I shout out. I couldn’t see one of his hands he was knee down to the body his back facing me. I waited but he didn’t answer just slowly got up and brush his hands on his thighs and grab the phone.

“ He dead. We wait to cops come. Maybe an ambulance my girl she a bit shook up. That’s okay Baby ... Baby” KP asked looking down at me. I couldn’t breathe anymore my hands wrap around his broad shoulder for my dear life my right cheek pushed onto his chest till I could hear his heart. Far away by the now dead body, I saw flames surrounding it. Tears gently fell more flames the closer I pulled into him till my vision was blur form fabric of his shirt. With one last breathe I was free-falling down that hole.

[jkookiecream-blog]

Euphoria | jjk fanfic (m)

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex(always stay safe kids), daddy kink, Dom! Jk x Sub!Female

Summary: Another busy night in the club but tonight you are expecting a special customer. Who could that be?

Author's note: Hi! I'm a new writer here. I hope you like my work :)

Word count: 3k+

I was working in the club taking orders from the customers, going back and forth as usual.

“Y/n table 10.drinks now.” Jimin passed me the drinks for table 10.

I quickly turned my head to his direction and got the drinks quickly.Tonight is so busy and idk why, it's Wednesday goddamn!

I pulled down my short skirt and went to table 10 asap.

I smiled to the customers and gave them their vodkas and then went back to Jimin.I was literally running everywhere and my black stilettos were killing me.Why did I even wear stilettos tonight? Ugh!The skirt keeps coming up.I pulled the skirt down irritated.Today is not a good day.

I sighed and sat near Jimin to catch my breath.Working in a strip club (not as a stripper) is one of the most difficult things I've attempted to do in my life.Why did I even accepted the job? Well, I love night life.

A hand on my shoulder made me turn around and look at my manager.

“Y/n can u go and help Nancy?She is having a problem getting dressed up.”

Jimin gives me a glare by the way that man touches me and I don't like it either. I get up and take his hand off me. “Yes sir” I say politely and leave from the bar.

~

I open the door of Nancy's dressing room and saw her struggling with the corset.

I chuckled slightly and she looked at me pissed but at the same time desperate for my help.

“Don't just stand there and look.Do something!My next client is coming in 15 minutes!” I closed the door and went behind her trying to help.

“Don't move you are making this harder!” In the end I helped her dress up and after I finished I sat on the vanity and watched her fix her makeup.

“How do I look?”

“You look cute” She smiled to the mirror looking at herself proudly.

“In contrast to u.” Oh my god this bitch just dissed me.Sometimes I hate this fucking bitch and yet she is the only stripper who speaks to me.

“What?” I frowned. “Do I look so bad?” I said looking at myself up and down. Nancy rolled her eyes and got up. She took my wrist and placed me on her seat. “Your hair is a mess,your lips are dry and chunky and your waterline smudged.And please fix your bra, everyone can see it.”

I looked down at my breasts and immediately fixed my bra.

“Oh my fucking god I hate these clothes and this stupid skirt is way too short.I have to pull it down all the time”

“Okay okay calm down” Nancy took her blending brush and fixed my eye makeup.She put gloss on my lips and brushed my hair really quick.

“Thanks” I said surprised by her nice attitude and how fast she did all that.

“I couldn't stand how ugly u looked that why I helped u”

I rolled my eyes and got up from the seat.

“Don't ignore me come here” Nancy said and I asked her what else she wants.She gave me a choker and asked me to put it on her.

She placed her hair on one shoulder and I wrapped the choker around her neck.

Somebody knocked the door and I saw my coworker Julian calling my name. “Y/n I need help and the manager told me to come for the orders.”

I nodded and walked to Julian.

“Don’t tell me that more people have come?” She nodded. “It's a fucking Wednesday why?”

“Oh u don't know?” Nancy interrupted.I frowned.

“Know what?”

“I heard that some guy named Jeon Jeongguk holds a party tonight here.” Nancy walked closer to us.

“Wait, that's the rich guy who owns the car company we were talking about.” Julian told me. “But I thought that he'll come next Wednesday”

“Seems that plans have changed” Nancy replied.

“Omg I can't believe that he's coming tonight,he might be already here!I need to check myself!” Julian pushed us aside and standed in front of the mirror looking at herself.

“Why are u making a fuss?” I asked them. “We've been in similar situations before why is he different?”

They both looked at me confused.

“Omg girl wake up” Nancy rolled her eyes again. Ok this bitch needs to stop giving me attitude or I'll poke her in the eye with my fucking stilletto.

“Boss said that we'll have to treat him well.He is an important customer.. maybe the most important so far.Also he told me that one of the two of us will serve ONLY his table when he comes.” I was speechless.I was looking at Julian strangely.Did I hear correctly?We're having an important customer that I will possibly personally take his orders,abandoning all my other tables.He must very important.. and I've just learned about his arrival.

“And why the hell I wasn't informed?! ” I shouted.

Their eyes widened by my loud voice.

I scoffed and grabbed Julian's hand dragging her out of Nancy's dressing room. “Come on Julian I have orders to take and I don't want to get scolded by the manager.See u later Nancy” I said and shut the door.

~

“What took you so long?The customers want their drinks.” Jimin said. I took my salver and placed the drinks on.

“Can u leave me alone? Julian take these to table to 14” After one hour of exhausting marathon on stilettos, I took the opportunity and sit somewhere in the corner.

While watching the new people entering the club, I distinguished a group of guys , especially one of them who caught my attention.I don't know why but something about him was different about the others.He had that sparkle that made me interested in him. My manager walked up to them and shook hands with the boy that caught my eye.

“Oh shit don't tell that it's him” I got up,fixed my skirt and went to Julian immediately.I show her the guy and she said. “Oh fuck that's him.The manager is signalling us to come.”

“Wait what's his name again?”

“Jeon Jeongguk.Come on let's go.”

We walked towards them and the manager spoke up.

“Girls that's mr.Jeon. Mr.Jeon who would u prefer to serve you?”

He was looking at us from top to bottom.Julian's heart was beating so fast I could hear it. On the other hand,I dared to stare back at him not really caring.. although the awkwardness was dreadful. He is really handsome and muscular. He must be going to the gym regularly. He has so many piercings and his outfit makes him seem older and mature, although I believe he is the total opposite. However,the most funny thing about him was definitely his pink hair.I guess.. maybe not because I find him really sexy.

“Her.” The pink-haired boy picked me. Of course since I'm the unluckiest human being on planet Earth I should always expect the worse.

Jeongguk pov

The manager grabbed her by the arm and whispered something in her ear caughting her off guard by his sudden movement. I lifted a brow a bit curious. “Take mr.Jeon and his friends to their table. Julian come with me.”

“Yes sir.” The girls say together. Julian and the manager left and the girl I chose lead us to our table.

The guys settled down and she was ready to leave,but I grabbed her wrist stopping her.She turned her head and looked at me with her big eyes.She parted her juicy lips and asked me. “..Em? Do you need help sir?”

I didn't say anything.I sat down and she stayed beside me.

“Stay there.”

Y/n pov

“Em..I don't think I can sir.I have to take care of the other customers too.”

“Don't worry I spoke with your boss and you'll only need to take care of this table.” He threw me a smirk.

“Ohh.. okay.” I nodded and stayed where he told me to stay.

I've been standing up for the last hour and my feet hurt like hell.I tried to escape but my manager keeps glancing at me, warning me that I should do my job and listen to the customer. Who the hell is guy?And why is everyone treating him like a king?I mean some of the strippers came here and started dancing all over him completely ignoring the 6 other boys.The funny thing is that he pushed them aside and continued drinking and watching the show in front of him.

Maybe he doesn't like these cheap ass hoes touching his expensive clothes.. I don't know.

Oh.. Here she comes. Another stripper.

She sat on the pink's dude lap and started moving her body. She wrapped her fingers around his veiny neck and whispered in his ear. Jeongguk smirked and grabbed the girl's wrist scaring her a little.He said something to her and pushed her off his lap.

I chuckled and turned my head away trying to compose myself and remain serious.

The stripper flipped her hair in the air and walked away shaking her hips.The bitch is mad.. That's what she deserved anyways and I'm sure they all are jealous because I'm standing right next to him and they can't even touch him. I like this guy.

He looked at me and placed his finger on his mouth.I bend down closer to him and he said to me.

“What's your name?”

“Y/n.”

“Can u get me more drinks y/n?”

“Sure.”

I went back to Jimin and gave him a new order.Jimin was glaring at me all the time while he was preparing the drinks.

“Yes?” He chuckled and passed me the drinks ignoring my question. “You good?” He is my buddy and I really don't know what has gotten into him tonight. He chuckled again and continued his job.

I grabbed my salver and put the drinks on top. I went back to the cherry boy and placed their drinks on the table.

I took the last drink in my hands,bend in front of him and placed it on the table.I lifted up my eyes and saw him already looking back at me with a smirk.I remain calm outside but at this point I was screaming inside.I was mentally slapping myself because of how sexy that boy is.

I returned the salver and went back to my position.I was standing above him and he was sitting below me eyeing me constantly. He placed down his drink and turned his neck towards me.I leaned down and he said.

“Aren't you tired staying up? You can sit next to me.” He patted the empty space beside him. “Or do u want to sit on me?” He bites his lips.

“Huh?”

“Huh?”

“What did u say?”

“Nothing.” He turned around feeling frustrated.

I looked around me and saw my manager looking at me p i s s e d.

There's no way in hell I'm sitting on him bitch what?

The boss came towards us and talked to them. He asked them if everything is alright and everyone nodded except from him who didn't even answered.

“Mr. Jeon are u okay? Would u like another waitress to serve u? “ He eyes me and I arched a brow irritated. Boii I'm just a waitress. All I have to do is to take their order and give them their drinks.

“No I'm fine with her. “ He looked at me to see my reaction.

I didn't take that as a compliment nor did I felt any relief from his words towards my boss. I'm not a toy to entertain him. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

“Excuse me for one moment. “ I said as calmly as possible and disappeared from here. My boss looked at Mr. Jeon and talked to him trying to keep his interest.

His palms were sweating while talking to him because it was pretty clear that Jeongguk didn't hear a thing. He watched u walking u away until u disappeared from his sight.

It was obvious that you are his type and he was interested in getting to know you.

You went to the women's W/C and locked yourself in one of the bathroom stalls.

I sat down on the toilet letting out an sigh. I'm so tired and my shift will end in 2 hours. I don't know if I can handle the cherry boy or my boss or Jimin until my night ends. My feet are screaming to release them from these fucking stilettos. Fuck it. I don't care anymore. I’ll spend 2 hours here until I have to leave. There is no way I'm going out again. I have to entertain none. I'll stay right here.

“Ahh…” I take off my heels smiling like an idiot as I free myself from this torture. “It feels so good..” I rubbed my feet and moaned in pure pleasure.

*knock knock *

I startled and closed my mouth immediately. What if it's my boss? Nooo I don't want to goo to thatt pinkk coconutt head againnn.

“... y/n? Are u inside? “ That's not my boss. It's the pink boy! Oh my fucking God that's even worse. What am I going to do now?

You stayed silent hoping he would leave BUT HE DIDN'T.

You heard him chuckling.

“Why can see your high heels.Why are u hiding baby? I’m opening the door” The door knob turned and I stretched my foot kicking it closed again. “I-I’m doing so-something now Mr. Jeon. I'll come back when I'm finished.”

“What are u doing?I want to help u” He slightly pushed the door open again but I kicked it again. I’m rubbing my feet because they hurt. That would sound so weird to say.

“It's o-okay! I can handle it by myself.”

“Then let me help. You’ll feel so much better if u get help” Feel better? What is he talking about?

“Mr.Jeon I think u-” He pushed the door open making me startled. I got up from the toilet pulling my short skirt down ready to come out and continue working.

“I don't know what was the point of fixing that.” He whispers.

“What? “

“What? “ He mouthed back stepping inside the small bathroom and closing the door.

I really can't take his behavior anymore. He pisses me off.

“Are u mocking me? I don't like it. You can stop it now” He smirked and came closer grabbing my waist. I looked down at his hands dumbfounded.

He slammed me against the wall and smirked at me while I was about to faint if he kept looking at me like that.

“That's sexual harassment. “ I stated before he dared to move his hand lower.

“why baby? .. I’ll make u feel good” He whispered in my ear and bit the lobe making me moan. His hands roamed around my body and stopped at the edges of my skirt.

Why am I not resisting? I should scream or push him and try to run away but I am not doing it. Why? He hasn't even started yet and my panties are getting wet. He lifted my skirt up and then teared up my blouse with his bare hands. He put my titties out of my bra and turned me around pinning my body against the wall.

“You are so damn hot y/n.That fat pussy is already wet for me right? “ I shook my head trying to comprehend what was happening. I'm not a slut. I'm working here as a waitress my job purpose is not to please the customers.

“Don't touch me please. “ I don't know if I can handle it. I might get fired if someone finds out. I can't risk it all because of this hot hot hot cherry boy.

“I’ll pay u triple if u let me have a small taste of your body? “

“only a small taste? “

“.. and maybe something more. “ He cupped my pussy. I bit my lips debating inside my head. Should I let him.. My guardian angel was telling me no but the devil inside me was telling me yes.

Heat built up inside my body and I started feeling hot. So hot like I got a sudden fever. I’m wet. I felt his hot breath touching my neck as he placed sweet kisses.I don't want to but my body betrays me so well. My skin is burning.

“T-Take me in daddy-y”

Daddy? That's new for him. He is used to being called baby or babyboy but now that you called him daddy.. You excited him even more.

“What did u say babygirl? What do u want daddy to do? “ He teased u slowly, shoving a finger inside your hot pussy until his knuckle touched your entrance. He started moving his finger in and out slowly. “A-Ahh~" He smirked as he saw that u couldn't take this tease and trusted another finger inside u. Every time he trusted inside you was better than the previous. His fingers increased the speed, finger fucking you until he could feel the sweet cream dripping down his hand.

Your nails scratched the wall and your legs were shaking from the pleasure. He is moving his fingers so fast. “I-I can't hold it anymore~” You cummed hard on his fingers too soon making u feel embarrassed that u couldn't hold longer.

“Delightful” He said after tasting my cum. He grabbed my chin and bit my neck making me whimper. “Are u ready for the real fun gorgeous? I'll make u see a new world tonight” And the next thing u felt was a strong slap on your pussy lips.

“Ahh! “ You moaned louder making him slap you again.The only thing you felt was the emptiness along with the pain he caused to your pussy by the couple slaps.

“P-Please take me in-n daddyy” You whimpered. It's torturing to feel empty down there. The cold air kissed my pussy lips one more time making me silver by the feeling. I need something now. To fill me up.

“Can I have your fat cock daddy?” Jeongguk locked his lips. His mind had turned dirty and his eyes were filled up with lust. He was looking at how hot u were right now. Holding the wall and scratching it every time u felt good because of him, titties out and panties dirty af.

He grabbed your face turning it towards him. He examined closely the expression u were making. Eyes half lidded, rosy cheeks, lips glossed with your saliva and euphoria had hit every part of your body. He opened your mouth and a globe of his saliva touched your tongue and then he closed your mouth.

He was nasty.

Jeongguk turned u around again slamming u against the wall following with the sound of his pants unzipping and an aggressive push inside your cunt, holding your mouth not letting anyone hear your screams. Your eyes enlarged and your hands wandered around the wall to scratch it. Jeongguk chuckled as he slowly started moving his hips against your skin,thrusting his cock inside your tight walls and u suddenly bit his fingers.

Only quite moans and groans could be heard inside the bathroom along with the intense and fast skin slapping and wet sounds.

“D-Daddyy your cock is so thick and long. Please go faster. Daddyy goo faster~” You said between your moans and panting breaths and Jeongguk didn't catch that many words except from daddy and faster.

He wrapped his fingers around your jaw bringing your head towards him making you arch perfectly in a C line. You closed your mouth not letting yourself moan but Jeongguk grabbed your wrists pulling them behind your back still thrusting mercilessly inside your wet pussy. “Let daddy hear his name babygirl”

“What if someone hear us? “

“Daddy will find u a better job so shut the fuck up and moan”

“Ahh~~Daddyy~~” You moans increased in volume and his hips picked up their pace slapping roughly his skin against yours.

He slapped your ass until it turned red with the mark of his fingertips on.

Your legs your shaking, your heart was racing and your pussy was busted open.You were breathing fast and moaning like a mess filling Jeongguk ears with sweet music he wished he could replay again and again. So he had to enjoy himself before the night ends for you.

His cock was a monster, penetrating your walls. Your cream was dripping down Jeongguk's cock and into the small puddle between your legs. It's so embarrassing to cum so easily.

“Daddyy~~ I’m comingg~~” Tears forming in your eyes while his thrusts are hitting your g-spot every time, harder than before.

“And what do u daddy to do? “ His hand pulled your jaw higher and his other hand grabbed tightly your wrists like u were his prisoner.

“Cum insidee me daddyy~~I want too feel you deep inside my cunt~~” Jeongguk smirked and picked up his hip thrusts making u gasp aloud, mouth open widely and eyes rolled up to heaven as you felt the last and most intense orgasm hitting your climax like magic. Your nails grabbed the wall trying to stay up on your weak legs as both u got high and cummed together.

You almost collapsed on the floor but Jeongguk was quick enough to grab you. He wrapped his hand around your waist and reached down your dirty panties pulling them up. He fixed your clothes and then looked at your doll face.

He bit his lip and gave u a quick kiss on your cheek. He decided that he'll have to make u his. He will take u home tonight even if your shirt hadn't ended an hour ago. He picked you up on his shoulder and exit the club from the back door.

He opened his car, placing you down in the front seat with him and putting his jacket around u to keep u warm. You were sleeping like an angel. Jeongguk hand cupped your full pussy and smiled. “You better take it all in babygirl.”

The end. Hope you enjoyed!

[jimmycarrhairlinesurgery]

hey abby guess what. 1-30

1: Favorite season?

you KNOW you KNOW a softe bitch loves season 5 its just pure and nice and comforting to watch and also has so many goode episodes and macden moments in it... i literally have the url iasipseasonfive saved like need i say more

2: Favorite character?

its mac... like ofc it is ive loved dennis and dee in the past and of course i still have a soft spot for the trash twins esp their childhoods but mac’s coming out arc is just perfect and he just wants to be a happy boye! honestly it might change but my big three are den dee and mac sorry gruesome twosome 

3: Favorite cast member?

i kin glennato and like LOVE his weird music taste but i have 2 say kaitlin olson shes so present on social media and the utter reverence with which the other cast members speak abt her is just. beautiful! she’s credited with literally saving the show by making dee just as despicable as the rest of the gang she’s a feminist queen and also managed to cuff rmacelhenney like kudos girl! angel queen gorgeous etc

4: OTP?

it’s mac and dennis honestly their relationship can get my heart pounding and it was the main reason i was drawn to the show in the first place... kings of being repressed sexually and emotionally and honestly i related to that feeling of being repressed and in love w your best friend like not to project on characters that have nothing to do w me but they rlly helped me work through some issues!!! im not as ride or die as before because theyve already done so much but fingers crossed for s14 lads

5: BROTP?

ooooo this is difficult bc i love charmac but mac and dee is the friendship we deserve.... she could help him get over his raging misogyny and he could introduce her to the gay lifestyle how perfect would that be?? also i just feel like when they r alone they could be so nice to each other and i want that for them

6: NOTP?

one of them raped the other, what more can i say?

7: answered

8: Least favorite character?

it has to be frank like i get so angry thinking about how he abused dennis and dee as children he has almost zero redeemable qualities but like.. i could learn to love him if mfhp was a turning point... i just can’t ever get over the fact that he owned a sweatshop the joke stuff just isn’t even funny to me it makes me feel ill

9: Least favorite episode?

uhhhh if you’ve seen iasip ranked you’ll know that we ranked a cricket’s tale and frank’s brother as the worst but i’d also like to put up there the gang goes on family fight bc dennis’ breakdown is painfullll... other episodes that hurt me personally are the gang broke dee and how mac got fat

10: Favorite crack ship?

deetress started off as a crackship but it’s become honestly very serious and i hold it v close to my heart... if you don’t believe me watch one single minute of the boggs ladies reboot.... honorable mention is charden 

11: Favorite headcanon?

hhmm i think that one of my favourite ones of all time is dennis is the bar like that was inimitable... also like hc that dee is lesbian bc she is

12: An episode you wish you could change?

all lethal weapon episodes... imagine how iconic they could be and quotable as well if they didn’t include blackface :(

13: An episode you wish you could write?

i want to write a vegas ep for sure.... like imagine also i would NOT do it justice but the episode where mac and dennis first get together, oof actually you’d do a better job of it tbh

14: Favorite thing about the show?

it has to be rcg like what other showrunners would care so much about the fate of the show and adapt it so much as time goes on... as much as i slander them on this website they really created one of the best shows to ever air

15: Least favorite thing about the show?

hmmm aside from all the blackface and the fact that they should have hired black writers if they wanted to address race in the show.... the fact that the gang r being so mean to mac and the whole ddl thing it’s a nightmare why didn’t they tell us what was going on with dennis??

16: Favorite running gag?

charlie’s illiteracy......... iconique also repressed mac was a good gag while it lasted i am glad he is out though

17: Best Mac shirt?

BEAST COAST

18: Best Dennis rant?

hnndg im gonna have to say the whole keeping the skin,, skin glass box thing in season 10 i forget the name of the episode but GOD that kills me every time glenn really went to julliard huh

19: answered

20: answered

21: Favorite end credits message?

idk i never watch the end credits messages! send me your favourites if you have any lads :)

22: A character you’d write off the show?

ngl probably cricket... he really bores me and like a cricket’s tale cemented that i think everything they can do with the character they have done but for longevity they have to keep him so he can supplement the gang’s schemes

23: An actor you want to see on the show (bonus points if you can think of a character for them)?

ooooooooo i’d love if dax sheppard came back on the show!! also i WISH lili reinhardt could come on but as betty from riverdale.. like a 30 second betty from riverdale cameo would be so ideal you have no idea it would be so stupid but like... hh

24: Favorite fic?

Yphrum’s Law by @lesbianfreyja chapter one made me BAWL (andchaos on ao3) and also anything by @macfoundhispride (yennefers on ao3)  and also your fics michelle !!! everyone go check her out she’s peraltiagoisland on ao3 

25: Favorite promo shoot?

the fuckign ingrid bergman one for season 8 i have no idea why they would do that but it’s incredible..... so niche i feel like it was glennato’s idea

26: Best Waitress hair-style?

sexeyyy episode charlie and dee find love her hair was so pretty long but also i love it now im glad she went brunette again good for her!! any waitress hairstyle is a good hairstyle

27: Fluffy hair Mac or hair-gel Mac?

FLUFFY HAIR MAC ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

28: answered in GREAT DETAIL

29: Overrated character?

cricket... not to bash cricket again.... but also frank and charlie are overrated imo i can’t understand why charlie is the show’s darling i’ve never been that interested in him

30: Underrated episode?

the most underrated episode of all time is pop-pop the final solution i love it sm.... GOD it’s so good it truly has everything and like the nazi stuff was well executed.. questions abt life and death,,, deception, ryan gosling? i love it also dennis reynolds an erotic life is amazing 

this took me like an hour and a half michelle i hope you’re happy!! also if you’re still reading thank you for putting up w my bullshit

[idy-ll-ique]

Married.

Pairing: Tom Holland x YouTuber!F!Reader

Requested: by @teenwishes08

can u do something with Tom Holland where we there like married and have a really nice house and the reader is like doing a house tour or something, idk just as long as their married I don’t really care what it’s about

Summary: Y/N tells Tom she is pregnant.

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Author’s Note: Hi peeps! Firstly, my apologies to @teenwishes08 , I’m so sorry I am posting this so late! Thanks for the prompt! I hope you guys enjoy the fic :)

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Tom POV:

"Hey guys, what's up, welcome back to my channel—" I heard and looked up, smiling amusedly. My wife, Y/N was filming her weekly YouTube video. She was sitting at the dining table, holding her camera in one hand as she filmed herself. Oh, so I guess she was vlogging.

"As you guys have requested countless times before, I am finally doing a house tour! Literally, so many of you have asked— oh, Tessa has decided to join us," she giggled as my dog, Tessa, jumped into her lap and started licking her face. Oh, I loved Y/N so much.

Let me take you back a few years. Y/N and I met through our parents, who were good friends. My family and her family went on a vacation together, during which we became good friends. Y/N was a year younger than me, and an only child. I wonder what that was like, heh.

Anyway, after that trip, we really hit it off. When we told our parents, they were very supportive, and so were Harry, Sam and Paddy. A year into the relationship, we announced it on Instagram. No one saw it coming, I mean, a famous YouTuber (she was quite successful at the time) and a famous actor?

Was it for show?

No.

It wasn't.

We met when I was 15 and she was 14. Now I was 25 and she was 24, 10 years had passed. We were still going strong and weren't going to stop for another 100 years. I loved Y/N to death, she was the most perfect person anyone could ask for. She was beautiful, intelligent, creative, kind, polite… simply divine. 

I proposed to her at the age of 21. We got married just a few months after. It wasn't a big event, only a few people were invited on both sides. The entire Marvel cast was there, though. I mean, even Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie showed up, like what?! They kept telling me that they were there for Y/N, which I instantly knew was bullshit because they didn't even know her well.

"Tessa, stop disturbing Y/N!" I called out and they turned to me. "Oh yeah, there's Tom. Say hi, buddy!" I rolled my eyes but waved at the camera nonetheless. "Buddy? I am your husband." She got up and plopped down next to me, pressing a kiss to my cheek. "Whatever, hubby dearest. On with the tour!"

She got up immediately and walked out of the room. We lived in London in a two-story house. My parents' house was not far from here. Tessa started walking around the room, finally settling down near the dining table. That reminded me, I was on lunch duty today.

I rubbed my hands and got up, walking to the stairs. "Y/N!" I yelled. "What?" she answered from upstairs. "Are you done with the house tour?" "No, I'm still doing it! What is it?" I chuckled. "What do you want to eat for lunch?" I got no answer for a few minutes, so I went upstairs. I entered the room to see Y/N sitting on the bed, a book in her hands.

The camera was kept to the side. "Y/N?" Startled, she looked at me. "Oh, sorry, you were saying?" I sat next to her. She was looking at our marriage photo album. "So many nice memories, huh?" I chuckled, wrapping an arm around her waist. "Right? I had a lot of fun."

We looked at the pictures together. "This one is my favourite picture," she smiled, running her fingers over a specific photo. Y/N and I were standing in the middle of it, with the Marvel cast surrounding us. Robert next to me, Sebastian next to Y/N.

He was holding up two fingers over my head while I smiled at the camera, clueless. Y/N and Robert were looking at me, laughing, while Sebastian smirked cheekily at the camera. Everyone was grinning. The photo was adorably candid. "You look beautiful in it, you know? Look at that smile on your face," I commented, pointing to her in the photo.

"Aw, aren't you a sap?" I huffed good-naturedly, nudging her shoulder. "What do you want to eat for lunch?" I asked her. "Anything is fine by me. Now, I'll be getting back to the house tour, I need to post a video today." I ruffled her hair. "I love you," I whispered, giving her a soft kiss.

She kissed back, smiling. "I love you too, Tom." I left the room, going to the kitchen to make us some lunch.

Y/N POV:

While vlogging, I ended up in the bathroom for a few minutes, which filled my mind with memories 2 weeks old. Having felt severe nausea and tiredness then, I had taken a few pregnancy tests to check if I was sick or pregnant. The shock I felt when all of them turned out positive… I still hadn't told Tom.

Yeah, I mean, I knew we were married for 4 years and he actually did want a child, I just didn't know how to tell him. After finishing with the filming of the vlog, I kept my camera away and went downstairs. The smell of delicious food filled my nostrils and I smiled widely. He looked up when I entered the kitchen.

"Need help?" I asked him, standing next to him. "You ask me that all the time, Y/N, I don't. I know how to cook," he laughed. He had cooked some roasted potatoes and sandwiches, as well as fish and chips. I guess he ordered the fish and chips from somewhere, they didn't look homecooked. 

"Just saying." I jokingly raised my arms in surrender and we walked outside with our plates. Sitting at the dining table, I stared at my plate. Should I tell Tom now? He wouldn't be upset, that was for sure. "Hey, uh, I need to tell you something," I blurted out.

"What is it?" he glanced at me, stuffing his face with food. I rolled my eyes at his mannerisms. "Tom, our kid is going to look up to you, have some manners." As soon as I said that, the man choked on his food. He started coughing violently and ended up chugging a glass of water to make the food go down.

"Our kid? Are you pregnant?" he asked me with a husky voice and wide eyes. I smiled and nodded, tearing up as I made up an image in my mind of Tom holding our new-born kid for the first time. "Y/N! That is fucking superb! How many weeks?" he laughed loudly, getting up. He pulled me up to give me a huge hug.

"I guess I'm a month in now, I found out 2 weeks ago. Sorry, I was too chicken to tell you," I smiled sheepishly, resting my head on his shoulder. He hugged me tighter, pressing kisses to my face. "I'm gonna be a dad," he whispered, also tearing up. "The best one." I reached up to cup his cheek. He leaned in and pressed his lips to mine. 

"We have to tell mum and dad, they will be so happy! We should go over in the evening! Call your parents!" I smiled softly at the excitement he expressed. Tom, I knew, was going to make a great father. "Okay, okay." He gleefully sat back down to finish his meal.

He was acting like a 10-year-old little boy who just found out that he was going to receive his favourite toy for Christmas. Bouncing on his seat and everything. We finished eating and went to the sitting room to relax. As we cuddled up on the couch, I called my mother.

"Ma? Hey!" I grinned when she picked up the call. "Y/N, sweetie, how are you? Is everything okay?" she answered. "Yeah mom, everything is awesome! I was thinking, will you and dad be able to come to Tom's parents' house this evening?"

"Well, yeah, okay. What is it today? Oh no, did I forget your anniversary?" I laughed at her words. "No, mum, Tom and I have to tell you something. Just be there, okay? Yeah. Yeah, mom! It's a surprise, I can't tell it to you right now. See you in the evening, bye!"

I ended the call and turned to Tom. "They're going to be so happy," I chuckled, resting my head on his shoulder. "I know. I can't believe it, I'm going to be a father," he whispered, taking my hand. He brought it to his face, pressing a kiss to my knuckles. "We have to now turn the guest bedroom into the baby's room," I grinned.

"Yes! And shop for supplies, you know, baby clothes, baby bottles, diapers— and we have to arrange a gender-reveal party— not with the bombs and everything, obviously, we don't want another California here— maybe just simple cake-cutting?" 

"About that, I was thinking," I interrupted my husband's rambling. He paused and looked at me. "What is it?" he smiled. "Why don't we do something different instead of the usual pink for girls and blue for boys? What if we use different colours? I mean, girls can like blue, boys can like pink— also what if our baby grows up to identify as something else?"

He thought for a few seconds. "I'm open to doing that," he started, "But won't it be weird for everyone else? They're all used to the usual pink and blue." I frowned. He was right, we should probably stick to the norm. "Yeah, I guess," I muttered, disheartened.

"Look, I have an idea." He cupped my cheeks. "We can have a gender-reveal party for just the two of us using your idea, okay? Then, we can throw a bigger party for the others. How does that sound?" A smile bloomed on my face. "I am so glad I married you," I laughed, giving him a kiss. After cuddling for a while more, I went upstairs to edit my vlog while Tom stayed downstairs and watched TV.

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Tom POV:

I waited at the bottom of the stairs, dressed in a sweater and jeans. I checked my watch again, sighing. "Y/N, ready yet?" I groaned, leaning heavily against the railing. When the door clicked opened, I looked up and nearly lost my balance. Y/N looked gorgeous.

She was dressed in a knee-length, comfortable dress, wearing minimal makeup and a pair of earrings. "Yeah, I'm ready," she said, laughing as I straightened myself and held a hand out for her. After wearing our footwear, we stepped out of the house. 

"I'm so nervous," Y/N exhaled as we got into our car. "It's going to be okay, Y/N. They won't be disappointed, they are gonna be ecstatic. God knows my mum has been asking for grandbabies ever since we got married." She laughed at that, taking my hand. "Same with my mum. What is it with every newlyweds' mothers and grandbabies, am I right?"

"Totally." The drive to my parents' house took us 15 minutes. Upon parking the car, I noticed that we were the last ones to arrive. Y/N's parents as well as Harry and Sam were already there. Y/N rang the bell, both of us giving each other nervous smiles as we waited for the door to be opened.

Paddy opened the door. "What took you so long?!" he groaned as we walked in. "Sorry, man, I was getting ready. Hey everyone," Y/N chuckled, ruffling Paddy's hair. "Y/N, looking gorgeous," Mum grinned, pulling my wife in a hug. "Thank you, Mrs Holland."

"4 years and you are still calling me Mrs Holland? It's Nikki for you, dear," Mum sighed. "Okay, Nikki." All of us settled down. "You said over the phone that you wanted to tell us something?" Mrs Y/L/N spoke worriedly. "Yeah. It's a pretty big announcement… I— Tom, tell them."

I blinked at Y/N as she nudged me, nestling against me. "Oh, if I must," I sighed, "Y/N is pregnant." There was silence for a few minutes, until Harry and Sam jumped up, over the moon. "We're gonna be uncles!" they squealed, hugging each other. "How many months along are you?" Mum whispered, tearing up.

Y/N and I got up, exchanging hugs with everyone. Mr Y/L/N was the one who hugged me the tightest. "You are going to be an amazing dad, son," he whispered and I hugged back just as tightly, an emotional smile on my face. "Thanks, sir." He scoffed, waving his arm dismissively. "Y/D/N." I grinned and nodded.

"I am probably one month long, I told Tom this afternoon. I found out 2 weeks ago," Y/N answered. "Holy shit, I'm going to be an uncle too!" Paddy gasped, running his hands through his hair. I snorted when mum slapped him upside the head. "You have to mind your language if you want to be around my baby," I joked.

"I'll work on it," he muttered, rubbing his head and pouting at mum. "Celebratory dinner! Come on, everyone!" Our group of 9 moved to the dining table, where dinner was ready and waiting. "So, lots of new changes in your life now, huh?" Dad chuckled. 

"Yeah. Can't wait for the sleepless nights and the diaper changing," Y/N smiled sarcastically, which made us all laugh. "Some down-points, sure. But having a baby is a magical experience," Mrs Y/L/N said wisely. "I know, mum. We are going to have a lot of fun! We'll be the cool parents." She nudged me and I put an arm around her, smiling.

"I'm sure. You're going to take a break from acting now?" Sam looked at me. "Of course, bro. Y/N needs me more. I'm going to be here for her," I scoffed. "I'm also going to take a break from YouTube. I don't want my baby in the eyes of the media, I guess I'll probably quit YouTube." I glanced at Y/N.

"Do you want to take such a huge step? You have 10 million followers on there, love," I asked her. "I am going to quit, it's final. It's our baby, Tom, I want to be there for them at all times. I guess I'll still post videos now and then, but not as frequently as I do now," she sighed.

"A noble move," Harry nodded. "Tom will get back into acting after I have the baby," she continued, patting my shoulder. "I mean— we do need an income so I guess. But I won't be accepting as many roles. I want to be there for the baby." I placed my hand on Y/N's tummy, smiling when I realized there was going to be a real human in there soon.

"See? These decisions that you are taking now, they just scream brilliant parents. You two are going to be awesome," Mum chuckled and we looked at the parents. All four of them were smiling at us. I flushed a bit under their gazes, rubbing the back of my neck.

"Thanks, you guys."

Dinner was a jovial affair. 

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A/N: Please leave a like! Thank you for reading! 

[fuckit-shithappens]

1-170

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 5’5 tbh

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) a finger monkey

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? comfy style, baggy clothes😌

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? ion even knowww

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: i think of makin shmoney, my girl, & my nephew 🤍

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? a lot 🤣 im too much

7: What is your opinion on ocra? why does your juice taste like pickle juice but you don’t taste like a pickle🧐

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] 🤷🏽‍♀️

9: Are you ticklish? i taught myself not to be bc i got tickled too much when i was younger & didn’t like it👀

10: Are you allergic to anything? cats, horses, & dogs🙄

11: What’s your sexuality? gay asfff😘

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? tea

13: Are you a cat or dog person? dog person

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? what’s a merperson

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? nahh

16: How tall are you? 5’4😴

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? good question

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] 140

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? yessirrr

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? space

21: Are you religious? nah

22: Pet peeves? oo a lot. when people lie for no reason, lazy people, crybaby people, plus more

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? nocturnal🌚

24: Favorite constellation? huh?

25: Favorite star? mars

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? tf even is that

27: Any phobias or fears? spiders, drowning, or burning.

28: Do you think global warming is real? yes

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? yes

30: Favorite movie? the mask, two story 2, shrek

31: Do you get scared easily? nah

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 7

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] it was anonomous

34: What is a color that calms you? teal

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? i wanna travel to bora bora

36: Where were you born? oklahoma

37: What is your eye color? light brown

38: Introvert or extrovert? depends on the day & who i’m around

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? yuhh💯

40: Hugs or kisses? kisses

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? i wanna see my gramma & nephew😩

42: Who is someone you love deeply? money💸

43: Any piercings you want? i wanna get my industrial back & maybe my snake eyes👀

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? love them.

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? i smoke weeed🥰

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! my girl, i love her personality & the way she treats me. i don’t see nobody but her, she ain’t goin no where😩🤍

47: What is a sound you really hate? owls hooing🤦🏽‍♀️

48: A sound you really love? waves hitting the shore 💕

49: Can you do a backflip? no

50: Can you do the splits? i used too👀

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? 🤷🏽‍♀️

52: Favorite movie? already asked thisss

53: How are you feeling right now? sleepy & hungry

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? i just want my highlights

55: When did you feel happiest? when i’m w my girl & family at the same time

56: Something that calms you down? weed🤣

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] prolly💀

58: What does your URL mean? issa saying i live by💯

59: What three words describe you the most? nonchalant, chill, bitch

60: Do you believe in evolution? huhhh

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? if ion like what you post

62: What makes you follow a blog? if i like what you post

63: Favorite kind of person:

64: Favorite animal(s): horses🥺

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

66: Favorite emoticon:

67: Favorite meme:

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

69: What is your star sign? aries🤞🏽

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? no

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? basketball shorts, w a t shirt & my slides

72: Post a selfie or two? maybe

73: Do you have platform shoes? what

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? 🧐🤷🏽‍♀️

75: Can you do a front flip? yes

76: Do you like birds? i don’t mind them

77: Do you like to swim? i do, well i would say float

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? swimming is more fun

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: taxes. donald trump.

80: Some thing you wish did exist: free flights, a life time supply of chicken for me

81: Piercings you have? my nose & ears

82: Something you really enjoy doing: smoking & being w my girl

83: Favorite person to talk to: babyyy😘

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? i didn’t understand it

85: How many followers do you have? 2000+ i know that

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? hell nahhh😂

87: Do your socks always match? not all the time

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? yes

89: What are your birthstones? a light blue

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? i never know what to say on this

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

92: A store you hate?

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? i don’t like coffee

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? read minds

95: Do you like to wear camo? ew nope

96: Winter or summer? summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? idk & i don’t wanna find out

98: Least favorite person?

99: Someone you look up to:my gramma

100: A store you love? zumiez

101: Favorite type of shoes: vans👏🏽

102: Where do you live? oklahoma

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? nah i NEED mean

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? idk

105: Do you drink milk? only in my cereal

106: Do you like bugs? no sir

107: Do you like spiders? nahh this my fear

108: Something you get paranoid about? when i’m smokin in the car & pass 12

109: Can you draw: i would say yes

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? i’ve been asked a lot of q’s that was nosy

111: A question you hate being asked? am i bi

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? no

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yesss, i said that up there

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my girl but she’s cookin for us🥴

116: Favorite cloud type: huh?

117: What color do you wish the sky was? an ombré goin from blue to purple to pink & yellow

118: Do you have freckles? nah

119: Favorite thing about a person: lips & eyebrow

120: Fruits or vegetables? fruit

121: Something you want to do right now: take a nap

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? damnnn don’t make me choose😩 i love boffum

123: Sweet or sour foods? sour

124: Bright or dim lights? dim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? bigfoot

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

128: What do you think about the least? people from my past

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? lived for herself & no one else

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? oo a few people

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? i love my body but hate it at the same time

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? yes, my teeth straight 🤣

133: Computer or TV? tv

134: Do you like roller coasters? i do

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? motion

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed

137: Do you believe in karma? hell yes

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 7

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? b & kyle

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? nah

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? yes💀

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? bad but sometimes good😌

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? receiving, im bad at pickin gifts for people

144: What makes you angry: yo literally anything & everything. i’m an angry bitch all the time

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? girls

147: Are you androgynous? huh

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: my lips & eyebrows

149: Favorite thing about your personality: everything

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. my gramma

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?🤷🏽‍♀️

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? no

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] we knew of each other from my ex, then she added me on facebook & we would make small conversation throughout the years then when i broke up w my ex last year we ended up talking again bc i needed some smoke & then we linked on new years & have been w each other sense 🤣

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? i kiss my baby’s head & hand all the time but what’s platonic

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? nah

156: What embarrasses you? not a lot

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: everything bitch i got anxiety

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

159: How many people are you following? 800 or so

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? a lot

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? a few

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? idekkk

163: Last time you cried and why: i cried last week for no reason but i also started my period so it make sense

164: Do you have long or short hair? longgg🥰

165: Longest your hair has ever been: the length it is right now

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? not enough proof for me to believe in anything

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? honestly yes. i be interested asf

168: Do you like to wear makeup? yes but not all the time 😂

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? yuh prolly

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yessirrr

[biotechniczeal]

-- choriocytosicInquisitor [CI] began pestering biotechnicZeal [BZ] at 15:03 --

CI: C!TR!N, MY LOVE.

CI: H!.

BZ: OH ZHIT IT'Z DAT BOI.

BZ: what'z up??

CI: WHADDUP !S... me wonder!ng when you w!ll be v!s!t!ng Lauct!s? >80

CI: W!ll that be soon?

BZ: YEAH, ACTUALLY. i've been packing my zhit.

BZ: i juzt had to make a few arrangementz firzt...

BZ: lmao it'z weird being productive.

CI: !t's not we!rd. !t's good ?or you! And there?ore, TERR!BLE ?or th!ngs !? you mean ?or them to be ?un.

CI: ! m!ss you. 8(

BZ: i mizz you too. B(

BZ: IT BLOWZ... but at leazt i'm keeping myzelf buzy at leazt.

BZ: alzo... zoon... ZOON.

CI: HOW SOON. ! can come see you R!GHT NOW.

CI: !? you tell me where you are.

CI: !'ll go ?!nd you!

BZ: OH FUCK.

BZ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

BZ: in that caze i'm at my dadz' houze.

CI: Your dads' house????? BUT HOW CAN ! RAV!SH YOU W!TH SMOOCHES !? !'M AWARE YOUR DADS ARE HOME!!!!

BZ: plz.... they're probably too buzy zmooching each other or zomething.

CI: Strangely enough, that doesn't make me ?eel better about the arrangement.

BZ: LMAO i know it'z grozz.

BZ: but ztill.

CI: Okay.

CI: ! w!ll now proceed to vo!ce my compla!nts !n success!on.

CI: Aaa.

CI: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

BZ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

CI: WHY MUST EVERYTH!NG BE D!??!CULT!

CI: ?!ne. !'m go!ng over anyway.

BZ: u fuckin' better.

BZ: >8P

CI: PREPARE YOUR PER?ECT BUTT, MR. STR!DER.

BZ: IT'Z READY.

CI: THAT D!DN'T TAKE LONG AT ALL! !'M SHOCKED.

BZ: that'z my butt'z zecret, ruleuz...

BZ: it'z alwayz ready.

CI: 8)

CI: !'M ON MY WAY.

BZ: B)

BZ: ZEE YA.

CI: *Perhaps close to a whole hour later, Ruleus is STORMING into the Casa de Strider English Captor and bullying J Dad awake from his nap. WASSALLA HULLABALO? It's Ruleus in the main living area.*

BZ: *citrin floats in when he hears a whole lot of hollering, which isn't unusual, but there's the distinct sound of RULEUS HOLLERING so he's here.* RULEZ ZTOP HAZZLING MY DAD GOZH!!

CI: *Here he is, the tall lanky fish caveman spongebob meming at Citrin.* CITRIN!!!

CI: JAKE: *still blinking heavily and sleepily, half waving an actual pistol around* Hoh rascals... you boys. You know better than to-- *mumble mumble, he's getting comfy back into the couch.* Take it to your room fellazzz.... zzzz

BZ: *snorts at ruleus and jake... they're both dorks... but here comes the peach, rocketing himself in ruleus' direction so he can cling to him.* eheheheheh!

BZ: you heard the man, let'z zplit.

CI: *HUP, naturally ends up carrying Citrin up in his arms.* GLUB. RIGHT! As you wish!!!! *scurries out of there, peach in tow.* Sorry Mr. English!

CI: JAKE: *snorts and waves his hand. Get on out you crazy kids.*

BZ: eheheheh... *buzzes all the way to his room, and once they're out of sight down the hall, he's covering ruleus in smooches.*

CI: Pfft prfbthth, that TICKLES. *scolds him, but not before ducking right into his room first. Stops dead in his tracks.* Wait.

CI: This is YOUR room, right?

BZ: LOL. well if u don't hear zim, dru or vic zcreaming then i think we're good. *looks over his shoulder*

BZ: YEAH WE'RE GOOD.

CI: OKAY. *launches Citrin onto his bed.* BYE.

BZ: WEEEEE. *there he goes. he lands and bounces gleefully. BUMBLES BOUNCE.* eheheheh.

BZ: *curls finger at him after posing seductively.*

BZ: /come hither./

CI: *launches for the bed, flailing his limbs. SCREAM. Casually drops on Citrin.*

BZ: DOOF.

BZ: *clings to him and ROLLS.*

CI: >8) *He is FEARSOME AND LARGE and not at all twiggy. There they go, rollin like a tumbleweed.* Ahhhhhhhh, I've missed you sweet peach.

CI: Even a finful of weeks is TOO MUCH.

BZ: ENOUGH IZ TOO MUCH. *giggling against his fins as they roll.*

BZ: pretty zoon we'll be in the zame place though... PERMANENT LIKE.

BZ: i'm gonna hit up nannerz later zo we can zcope out placez to live. oh zhit. *sits up while he's on top of ruleus.* BTW...

BZ: dadz cubed hooked up at the zkaianet branch on lauctiz in the bioengineering department!! >80 juzt an internzhip for now but ye.

CI: An internship??? *his fins perk until he's grinning wide. Yessss, Citrin perched on top of him was the best view. But Ruleus has to roll up to sit and scoop him in another hug.* THAT'S SUCH GREAT GLUBBING NEWS, CITRIN. I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!

CI: Will you be needing help searching for a place to live? Should I come with you and Ananya?

BZ: eheheh... *flushes a nice shade of peach, leaning into the embrace.* ummm.

BZ: the more the merrier tbh...

BZ: PLUZ it'll be your place too, zo??

BZ: bazically tho idk what the fuck i'm doing.

CI: Neither do I??? *content enough to let Citrin sit on his lap, hugging on him.* But HMMM. Yes. I think I will have to discuss this with Sileas.

CI: I'm not shore what plans he has EXACTLY. But it's a shame we can't all LIVE TOGETHER. It seems ridiculous that we can't. 8/

BZ: lol... yeah... it'z a real zhame...

CI: *tilts head at him* What would your preferences be?

BZ: *shrugs* nothing zuper FANCY... i'm pretty content with a lil apartment or a condo in the city.

CI: WELL YES. But in terms of living arrangements?

BZ: UHH... *sweats* you, me, and ananya?

CI: *looks off thoughtfully* And Sileas isn't included. *It's not a question but an observation.*

BZ: I MEAN...

BZ: i wanna ztay with ananya but... YIKEZ.

BZ: thoze two couldn't pozzibly live together. lbr.

BZ: there would be blood.

BZ: THERE HAZ BEEN BLOOD.

CI: I KNOW. *facepalms* How many more bridges must Sileas burn before he's SATED. I haven't a clue.

BZ: *fidgets a little.* zo like... i dunno. if you guyz talk and he wantz you to ztay with him then uh... that'z cool too. *he knows things... he just doesn't know if these THINGS have come to fruition yet.*

CI: But how fair would that be to you? *furrows his brow with all the fidgets and factors he has to take into account*

CI: Maybe it would be best if I lived on my own.

BZ: ... *nuzzles at him* hey, i'm juzt zaying... whatever you wanna do, i won't be far, right?

BZ: and... no matter where you're at, zileaz iz INEVITABLY gonna have to deal with a lot of me. *smiles a little*

CI: I don't think that's up for debait! *sighs and envelops Citrin in another hug* He can gripe all he likes. I will plant a fresh foot up his posterior.

CI: I just...

CI: Don't sea it all as fair.

CI: If it was only at his expense, I could honestly see myself NOT GIVING A CLAM. *But he knew it didn't work that way. He hugs on Citrin tighter.*

BZ: *buzzes softly, comfortingly... he had to admit to himself, this made him feel pretty darn important.* well... juzt talk to him about it and zee what he'z got to zay.

BZ: if you think having your own place iz the mozt fair then i'm cool with that... really.

CI: *Buries his face by the crook of his neck, absorbing the buzzes.* I would miss you.

BZ: ... gay. *kisses at the side of his head, squeezing him tighter.*

BZ: we'll get it worked out, ruru.

CI: I know... Unfortunately, you're contagious. *grins and gently nibbles the chub. Yum.*

BZ: hrrrkk. *wheezes until the giggles UNLEASH.* fuckin' RUDE.

CI: Isn't it??????????? I should have taken extra precautions before handling you. *peck peck, he steals some smooches*

BZ: FOOLIZH. eheheheh. *gets his revenge by holding ruleus' face in his hands and pressing a big kiss right on his fishy lips.* <3

CI: *BLUH, only not really. Citrin is really actually the best. He meets Citrin's big smooch with a bigger smooch from himself. Mwwwaaah.* I did this to myself. *muffled*

BZ: yep... now u gotta zuffer the conzequencez... *leans into him with all his fat weight so they're lying down again.*

CI: *is thoroughly squished under Citrin's GIRTH.* Should I die, tell them all I died as I lived. *purring from somewhere*

BZ: yez... zmothered betwixt peach cheekz.... *snnrrkks before dragging his kisses down towards his fin and then to his neck.*

CI: *ends up giggling, squirming from under Citrin* That TICKLES-- oh. Sorry.

CI: (Your dad.)

BZ: yez zhhhhh. *nibbles on him.* don't wake daddy. *SNRK.*

CI: That's difficult to do when you are being so... (Ticklish.) *paps him on the butt.*

BZ: yeah?? it ticklez in ur tummy?? >;) *he's papped... but it only makes him STRONGER. nibbles at his collar bone now. a frisky peach.*

CI: *SNORTS and ends up huffing about the rascally teeth prickling his collar. His hand comes up to stroke into the fluff of Citrin's hair instead.* In a particular kind of way, yes. Hmmm. *hums as if thinking.*

CI: We shouldn't get too distracted.

BZ: *buzzes softly...* why not? we can get diztracted for a LITTLE while...

CI: *laughs, scritching at his hair* I could compose, at very least, a small dramatic essay for you to ignore about all the reasons why we /shouldn't/ get "distracted" in your dads' house. But I also think I should tell you about...

CI: Sileas. And him wanting to matrimonialize our quadrant.

BZ: *peeks up at him but... doesn't really look surprised. he just rests his chin on ruleus' chest.* zo he went through with it, huh??

BZ: eheheh... he told me he waz going to. er, or that he WANTED to. but he waz being a dork about it...

BZ: like dur citrin do you think i zhould?? and i'm like bruh.

CI: *Exhales in relief, glad that at least Citrin knew about it. He purrs low in the backburner of his throat.* So he had the maturity and foresight enough for THAT at least. He's really bad with this kind of thing... when it comes down to it.

CI: It's another huge shame because I would not like his dumb baby butt feelings to get in the way of my relationship with you. Or any of our other corresponding relationships. *wrinkles his nose* He and Ananya greatly need an auspistice.

BZ: TELL me about it... but who iz ztrong enough for the tazk... eheheh. *nuzzles to his chest.*

BZ: ... i did really appreciate him talking to me. um... i'm not alwayz...

BZ: really zure where i ztand? er... idk. quadrant ztuff iz confuzing, you know? but when he came at me talking about that and rezpecting my input about you guyz and you going to lauctiz it really... helped clear up zome of my doubtz, i guezz.

BZ: he'z DUMB but at leazt he carez enough about you to look out for me too. and include me in all thiz.

CI: *Lip juts out, distressed by the idea of Citrin still having doubts about things... but ultimately, he puts it to rest.* I've always wanted you included.

BZ: i know... i'm juzt-- DUMB TOO... *looks guilty*

BZ: and i get confuzed.

CI: Citrin... You're not dumb for needing reasshorance. 8(

CI: You are an important part of the reason I would like to move to Lauctis. So the two of us can have a chance at augmenting all the GOOD we can do. Between ourselves...

CI: You inspire me a lot of the time.

BZ: ... *smiles at him bashfully.* yeah? eheh...

BZ: you too...

BZ: i wouldn't have even thought about moving... and i definitely wouldn't have motivated myzelf to get work if i wazn't... thinking about the kind of future i'd get to have with you if i did...

CI: *Citrin's honest bashful smiles should be bottled and kept away for rainy days. Ruleus is so smitten. He clears some hair out of his face.* There's plenty of time to figure it out.

CI: But I do want to figure it out. *takes up his hands and squeezes, nuzzling at his forehead.* No matter how long it takes.

BZ: *holds ruleus' hands tight, so relieved he feels like he might cry, his throat restricting and making his giggles rattle out hoarsely.* eheheh... me too...

BZ: i love you, ruleuz.

CI: *The words warm deep down in his bloodpusher and he's sure he's going to carry them for all of time. Ruleus's purrs roll anew.* I love you too, you silly peach. *murmurs, pecking a cool kiss right to his nose.*

BZ: no ur zilly... *catches him up in more kisses, humming against his lips.*

BZ: ... you zure we can't get diztracted juzt a little...

CI: It's tempting... but-- *he lingers, drawn into his warmth. His inviting softness. Flicks a fin remembering his trail of thought.*

CI: ...

CI: I can hear your dad snoring all the way over here. 8/

BZ: ... yeah that iz kind of a turn off...

BZ: BUT LATER.

BZ: you're gettin' it.

CI: Oh... *goes wall-eyed a little bit.* You know I never do get used to how plainly you put things.

BZ: GOOD. it makez it more fun for me when you're fluztered every time.>;)

CI: Whale how do you EXPECT me to act?? *HUFFS* You...

CI: Fluster me. 8(

BZ: FAIR. there really iz no other way to rezpond... i mean... LOOK AT ME!!