#hugh dancy simp

[quodo-gaysex]

hey tumblr? hugh dancy tumblr?? i need that gif of hugh with his shirt being pushed up, where he's panting pathetically on the floor? like a man about to be desperately ravaged?

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[multifandom--mess]

fromage will graham is so babygirl princess i need him so bad

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

I think Hugh Dancy should be the love interest in a Hallmark Christmas movie. As a treat.

[quodo-gaysex]

WESTLEY I NEED THAT GIF. PLEASE.

girl help im going through my archive looking for hot hugh dancy and GIRL THERES HOT HUGH DANCY

[famkoe]

I present to you: my simp album. It is missing a couple pictures of hugh dancy but you get the jist.

[tonys-fav-bitch]

No one wants another season of Hannibal more than Mads Mikkelsen

[t3acupz]

Hugh Dancy performing Love Interest by Jess Walter

[american-realism]

I am like a kid in a candy store, a rabid dog, a drug addict seeking their next high, when the line “Hannibal is in love with Will Graham” pops up in a fic. WITHOUT A DOUBT. and it’s like babes duh?? oh course you are??? you are down so bad. and he always acts as if this is new information too, like he hasn’t been praising the ground will walks on since he met him.

[avokadowo]

in hindsight i should have known that pitching the hannibal series too my little brother would have been more successful by giving them examples of mads being hot and not hugh dancy

i was ashamed of my own hannibal simping and was putting them above myself

they are not better than me, they are worse

[quodo-gaysex]

TODAY IS TAKE HIM HOME AND FILL HIM WITH CUM WEDNESDAY!!!

REBLOG TO TAKE HIM HOME AND FILL HIM WITH CUM!!

[anonymouslydeadactuallywrites]

Reasons why Will Graham should be Tumblr’s Poor Little Meow Meow In No Specific Order

•He is a sweaty little man who doesn’t want to be bothered, yet somehow keeps getting dragged into plot.

•No one respects his ass. He’s always too quiet, too weird, etc to the point where he’s framed for murder and no one bats an eye at him.

•His love interests include a lesbian, a cannibal, and a lady who doesn’t see him as a person. What a loser.

•He’s so confused for the first half of the series as he’s like hallucinating and being gaslit by his therapist.

•Said therapist/his husband keeps pulling a bunch of bullshit in him including: Gutting him, killing his pseudo daughter, sawing open his head to eat his brain, feeding him people, etc.

•Yet, he somehow keeps going back to his husband like a goof right? Even though his husband is a fucking cannibal.

•The duality of Will Graham to be a soft owo babygirl who’s going through it who hurts so pretty to being a feral son of a bitch who beat a man to death with his bare hands is exquisite.

•Did I mention Will Graham’s season two whorification? Cause that man was prepared to seduce a cannibal. For justice of fucking course:

•Sike, he warned his cannibal husband that the government was onto him like a simp.

•On that note, Will hurts so pretty. Hugh Dancy’s big watery eyes and that lost look at That tm part of Misomuzo? When Hannibal is treating his gunshot wound in Florence? chef’s kiss*

•And the best part is like Will causes a lot of his own pain like he likes his cannibal husband and purposely goes out of his way to do shit like release him from jail and make things harder for himself.

In conclusion, Will Graham is an exquisite Poor Little Meow Meow. Thank you for your time.

[milfmacbeth]

random ask: if you could fuck ONE celebrity whomst would it be. okay maybe two, but they gotta be different genders. okay well, maybe if you want to give me a list idk

asdfghjk ok i'm not that into celebrities and i'm indecisive as all hell but i make up for that in sheer bisexuality (gonna pick 2 ladies and 2 gents)

if i had to pick ONE *cue clown music* it would be newly-elected czech president petr pavel. listen, i know that simping for politicians is paper-thin ice but the guy rides a motorcycle for fucks sake! this guy is the platonic ideal of a dilf (gilf?) and he has good politics?? in this economy?? so yeah, absolute chad and also i want to suck him dry

hugh dancy. compared to me, hannibal is downright normal about will graham. nice jawline, ARMS, looks good covered in blood, what else can a girl ask for? also i watched a bootleg of venus in furs (extremely horny austrian play) once where hugh dancy had one of the starring roles and it lives in my head rent free.

gemma arterton. also looks good covered in blood (watch byzantium), part of my bisexual awakening, she's one of those people who are sexy by virtue of looking a little different and therefore human instead of the perfectly symmetrical no-hair-out-of-place "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" hollywood look. and this doesn't strictly have anything to do with how unspeakably beautiful she is, but she's in a lot of those "i didn't say it was good, i said i liked it" movies and those are my jam

keira knightley. it's keira knightley do i even need to say anything?

[swagst0rm]

I needed a new show this year and randomly heard of Hannibal so I went ‘ok I think it’s weird to simp for a serial killer but-‘ YEAH NO TWO SECONDS IN I LEARNED WHO MADS MIKKELSEN AND HUGH DANCY WERE AND FORFEITED ALL JUDGEMENT

How come we all suddenly started watching hannibal now ??? Like I finished it fews days ago and I thought I was the only one watching it for the first time ten years late but I'm seeing so many post on here of ppl finishing it now too ???? At least we can collectively cry about it ig

[elronds-pointy-ears]

why is this so hot?? ᵖᵃʳᵗ ¹ ᵒᶠ ʷᶤˡˡ ᵍʳᵃʰᵃᵐ ˢˡᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵉʳᶤᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶰᵘʳˢᵉ

[dnact]

Will: *being rude*

Hannibal: CANCEL THE MEAL PLAN. HES GORGEOUS

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS MAN FELL IN LOVE SO HARD FOR WILL FUKING GRAHAM AT THEIR FIRST EVER INTERACTION IN THE SHOW.

Look at this baby adoring Will