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qilingxiong · 2 years ago
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i would have to be convinced on it but i feel like i need to find a way/reason to ship xiao hua/xiaoge simply because their ship name would literally mean 'vase' (花瓶, huā píng) and i think that's amusing
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telomeke · 2 years ago
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MICHELLE YEOH – HER INSANE STUNTWORK
So Michelle Yeoh has won a best actress SAG award and has also been nominated for an Academy Award for her role in Everything Everywhere All At Once.
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You may know her from her steely turn as Eleanor Young in Crazy Rich Asians, or from her charismatic portrayals of the elegant older woman in productions such as The Lady and Memoirs of a Geisha. Or her butt-kicking turns in The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon or Tomorrow Never Dies (if your memory can reach that far back).
She's been in numerous other productions, but what many may not know is that when she first started out in Hong Kong showbiz (after winning the Miss Malaysia pageant in 1983) she was only allowed to be just another huaping or flower vase actress. The term huaping is pejorative, and refers to actresses whose role in a film is primarily decorative, i.e., they sit around and look pretty, but don't really mean much to the narrative, or have much else to do as characters themselves. (OK so there was a movie in 1985 called Yes, Madam where she got to stretch her range as a fightworthy police inspector, but that seems like more an exception.)
Anyway, after her marriage to HK magnate Dickson Poon ended around 1991, Michelle blew the harmful stereotype of the huaping actress totally out of the water when she returned to show business in Jackie Chan's movie Police Story 3: Supercop (she'd taken a hiatus from filmwork during her marriage).
She did her own stunts in that movie (filmed in Malaysia, Michelle's country of birth), and the stuntwork was beyond insane. It wasn't the hand-to-hand combat (although there are fight scenes). Michelle rides a motorcycle during a chase scene, and it completely obliterates the bike ride she shared with Pierce Brosnan in Tomorrow Never Dies. Plus there's a scene of her bouncing off a moving car too.
Not to spoil the surprise (and shock) but there's also a train involved somewhere – just watch the video clip that follows.
Michelle herself says she must have been insane to do all those stunts (and there's no way this would pass OSHA regulations today). Take a look at the following (remember – this was in 1992 and there was no CGI technology involved) and then don't miss the outtakes after (Jackie was really concerned for her).
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You may close your mouth now. This lady kicks some serious ass! 👀
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sirensea14 · 5 months ago
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I hope that Bamban mayor Alice Guo gets arrested soon. Her fingerprints and the alleged Guo Huaping who has the same appearance as the mayor matched. There's also a possible identitiy theft as there was another 'Alice Leal Guo' found with the same damn name, and the same damn birth date, but the face doesnt match. I, along with other tiktok (and possibly reddit users out there, idk) have a theory that she [Mayor Alice] may have killed the other faced Alice Leal Guo, and then took her identity as the mayor is Guo Huaping. This is basically identity theft yet happened years ago. Now, Mayor Alice has nowhere to hide as she is cornered... unless someone protects her. Which i theorize to be former president Rodrigo Duterte. I mean, ther was a picture shown on tv which had Mayor Alice and pres. Duterte! He supports the Chinese and possibly was the one protecting Mayor Alice and her shit for POGO to operate on Tarlac. Then theres these senators in favor of legalizing POGO, along with the fucking Duterte family. I swear, these politicians, senators, government people or whatever they are called, will be the death of the Philippines. They cause nothing but corruption and destruction. There are only few humble ones like Sen. Hontiveros and Sen. Legarda etc. This is a matter of National Security and it is quite alarming to see that there is an influx of chinese people and business here in the Philippines. Im not sure why but I feel like theyre trying to corner us, not only on water, but also on land and politics shit.
And that issue about Cataduanes and the rise of Chinese "students" in Cagayan should be addressed soon after Alice Guo's case. And ive seen some news about chinese vessels patroling on the left [viewer's pov] side of the country, specifically the area of Cataduanes, an island province. It has a pure Chinese mayor and governor and from what i heard, there are lots of business there taken over by chinese. The sheer audacity [for China] to actually invest and spend money to slowly invade shit on us. And now, whats next? A fucking hand salute? A fuckung hymn to sing and shit? Actually no, dont. But the thought of disrespecting and ruining the shit out of them [Chinese] MAKES ME EXCITED tbh. Just the thought of hating on the government alone is exciting. Man i, for sure am getting trouble for posting shit like this. And im going to shout it again
ATIN AND WEST PHILIPPINE SEA!! KAYA NGA MAY TERM NA "PHILIPPINE" EH, KASI SAMIN YON. 🇵🇭
Nakakabaliw eh, ayoko na sanang magpost pa ng ganto, kaso napipilitan ako dahil may kakayanan naman akong magpost at mag-spread awareness. Nakakairita na talaga yung gobyerno eh noh. Or ung mundo in general. Nagkakagulo na lahat, yung tipong iisipin mo nalang na kamatayan ang lunas rito.
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yuishinxv · 1 year ago
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jkik hsna huap huapan
cr hsna punya @/kawskakies
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peepawleo · 2 years ago
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"Where the hell ARE you???"
Huap cvpk....
"Anti void"
WHAT.
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mikinine · 1 month ago
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「Hold Me in Your Hands」
Zhang Guimei, as the principle of the Huaping Girls' Senior High School in Yunnan Prov., China, has dedicated her entire life into the education for local girls in Huaping County.
“Over the past 12 years, this high school has graduated a total of 10 classes of students, from which 1,804 girls from impoverished areas entered their dream universities”(Wikipedia).
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victorbarrenechea · 1 month ago
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Casa Huape. Video de renderización de modelo 3D + fotogrametría e imagenes del estado de avance del proyecto.
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marichulambino · 2 months ago
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On Guo HuaPing Alice Guo: Factchecking Natl Security Council, Dept of Defense: True, treason wartime offense, BUT Anti-Espionage Act has both peacetime, war time provs (prosecute separately but prioritize and detain for higher offense, human trafficking etc)
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goldenfellnase · 7 months ago
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Die Top 5 Hundekotbeutelhalter, die du unbedingt ausprobieren solltest
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Als​ stolzer Hundebesitzer weißt du, wie wichtig es ist, immer mit Hundekotbeuteln bewaffnet⁣ zu ⁣sein, wenn du mit deinem pelzigen Freund ‌unterwegs bist. Aber wo ​bewahrst du deine Beutel auf, damit sie leicht zugänglich sind und gleichzeitig stilvoll aussehen? Wir haben die besten Hundekotbeutelhalter ⁣für dich, die ⁤nicht nur praktisch sind, sondern auch eine coole Ergänzung zu deinem täglichen Spaziergang sind. Schau dir unsere Top-Auswahl an und finde ​den perfekten Halter für deine‌ Bedürfnisse: - lionto Hundekotbeutel 900 Beutel (60 Rollen) - Earth Rated Halter für Hundekotbeutel ⁢mit Hundekotbeuteln - HUAPING Kotbeutelspender Beutelspender - Best Pet Supplies⁣ Hundekotbeutel-Halter - Hundekotbeutel-Spender - Hunde kotbeutel-Halter - cobee‌ Abfallsackträger aus Metall Mach das Gassigehen mit deinem Hund ‍noch⁤ angenehmer‍ und stressfrei mit einem dieser tollen Hundekotbeutelhalter! Klicke hier für weitere Informationen und kaufe jetzt deinen Favoriten! * lionto Hundekotbeutel 900 Beutel (60 ‌Rollen) unparfümiert​ und einfach abzureißen, auslaufsichere und extra dicke Kotbeutel für Hunde & Katzen, Nachfüllrollen für gängige Kotbeutelspender, schwarz/grün Mit den Hundekotbeuteln von lionto haben Sie die praktische Lösung, um die Umgebung sauber zu halten. Das HDPE-Material ist besonders reißfest ⁤und sorgt dafür, dass‌ Sie die Ausscheidungen ​Ihres Haustiers ‌sicher und‌ hygienisch beseitigen können. Die Beutel lassen sich leicht über die‍ Hand ‌stülpen, der Kot wird aufgenommen, and der Beutel kann ⁤mit einem einfachen Knoten verschlossen und entsorgt werden. Die unparfümierten Kotbeutel sind geruchsabsorbierend und schützen die Hände vor direktem Kontakt. Mit ⁢einer Größe von 33x22 cm sind sie einfach abzureißen und zu verknoten, was stressfreie Spaziergänge mit Ihrem vierbeinigen Begleiter ermöglicht. Diese Beutel eignen sich nicht nur für Hunde, sondern auch für Katzen und andere Haustiere, ​wodurch sie ‍vielseitig ⁢einsetzbar sind. Die Kotbeutel von lionto sind auslaufsicher und extra dick, was eine sichere Entsorgung gewährleistet. Sie passen in gängige Kotbeutelspender,⁤ sodass ⁣Sie‌ sie praktisch aufbewahren⁣ und mitnehmen können. Das Set enthält 900 Beutel (aufgeteilt in 60 Rollen), was sicherstellt, dass Sie immer ausreichend Vorrat haben. Pros: - Auslaufsicher und‍ extra dick - Einfach abzureißen und zu verknoten - Für Hunde, Katzen und andere Haustiere geeignet - Passend für gängige Kotbeutelspender Wenn Sie nach zuverlässigen⁤ und praktischen Hundekotbeuteln suchen, sind die unparfümierten Beutel⁤ von lionto eine ausgezeichnete Wahl. Sorgen Sie für Sauberkeit in Ihrer Umgebung und genießen Sie stressfreie Spaziergänge mit Ihrem⁤ Vierbeiner. Holen Sie sich jetzt Ihr Set mit 900 ‌Beuteln und profitieren Sie von der ⁣Qualität und Funktionalität dieses Produkts. Jetzt kaufen. Earth Rated ​Halter für ​Hundekotbeutel‍ mit Hundekotbeuteln, neues aussehen, haltbar und garantiert auslaufsicher, Lavendelduft, 1 Spender und 900 Beutel Hier ⁤haben wir ⁢den Earth Rated Halter für Hundekotbeutel mit Hundekotbeuteln - eine Notwendigkeit für jeden Hundebesitzer. Das Set enthält einen Spender und⁣ 900 Beutel mit Lavendelduft, die aussehen und Qualität bieten. Vorteile: - Das⁢ Set enthält 900 extra lange und extra starke Beutel, die zu‍ 100% auslaufsicher sind und Ihre Hände unterwegs sauber halten. - Die Beutel bestehen jetzt zu 65% aus zertifiziert wiederverwertetem Plastik, was ⁢bedeutet, dass über 2,5 Millionen Kilo Plastik eine zweite‌ Chance bekommen. - Earth Rated engagiert sich⁤ für die Gemeinschaft, indem sie über 13 Millionen Kotbeutel gespendet haben und Partnerschaften mit ähnlich denkenden Organisationen⁤ eingehen. Nachteile: - Einige ​Kunden haben berichtet, dass der Lavendelduft zu stark sein kann, besonders für empfindliche Nasen. - Es könnte für einige Hundebesitzer zu viele Beutel auf einmal sein, da 900 Beutel eine große Menge darstellen. - Einige ​Benutzer haben Schwierigkeiten, den Spender nach⁤ dem Austausch‌ der ⁤Beutel erneut zu befüllen. Insgesamt ist der Earth Rated Halter für Hundekotbeutel mit Hundekotbeuteln ein unverzichtbares Set für jeden Hundebesitzer. ‍Es kombiniert Funktionalität, Qualität und Stil und macht Ihren täglichen Spaziergang⁢ angenehmer. Wenn Sie also ​nach einer zuverlässigen und ‌umweltfreundlichen Lösung für die Beseitigung ​von Hundekot suchen, ist dieses Set die perfekte Wahl. Investieren Sie jetzt in den Earth Rated Halter für Hundekotbeutel mit Hundekotbeuteln und machen Sie Ihre Spaziergänge‍ stressfrei und umweltbewusst! Hier geht⁣ es zum Produkt auf Amazon.de HUAPING Kotbeutelspender Beutelspender, ⁣Hundekotbeutelspender, Hundekotbeutelhalter,​ Kotbeutelspender Für Hunde,Hundetüten Spender Mit Metallkarabiner Hunde‌ Hundekotbeutel Halter (1) Als stolzer Hundebesitzer weiß ich aus Erfahrung, wie lästig ​es sein kann, beim Spaziergang ⁤mit meinem vierbeinigen Freund plötzlich ohne Hundekotbeutel dazustehen. Der HUAPING Kotbeutelspender löst dieses Problem auf praktische Weise. Durch den seitlichen Zugriff können⁤ die Beutel mühelos entnommen werden, ohne den Spender⁢ öffnen zu müssen. Bitte beachten: Kotbeutel sind nicht im Lieferumfang enthalten. Die Verarbeitung des Spenders aus robustem Stoff gewährleistet ​Langlebigkeit und Zuverlässigkeit. Der glatte Reißverschluss ‌ermöglicht ein einfaches Verstauen von ​Kotbeuteln oder anderen Kleinteilen. Dank der zwei Tragemöglichkeiten kann der‍ Spender entweder an der Hundeleine befestigt oder an der Taille getragen werden. Die kompakte Größe beeinträchtigt die Funktionalität nicht und bietet ausreichend Platz ⁢für Hundekotbeutel, Schlüssel und Kleingeld. Mit dem mitgelieferten Karabinerclip ist​ der Spender leicht an Kleidung oder Leine zu befestigen, damit er immer⁢ griffbereit ist.⁢ Vielseitig einsetzbar eignet sich der Kotbeutelspender auch als Haustiermüllbeutel, Mini-Reinigungsbeutel oder Aufbewahrungstasche. Ideal für den täglichen Gebrauch beim Spazierengehen, Einkaufen, Campen oder Reisen. ⁢ Der HUAPING Hundekotbeutelspender⁤ ist nicht nur praktisch, sondern auch umweltfreundlich und aus hochwertigem Polyestergewebe gefertigt. Seine geringe Größe⁤ und ⁢das leichte Gewicht machen ihn überaus bequem zu tragen. Viel Platz für 1-2 Standard-Müllsäcke sowie Snacks, Schlüssel und Bargeld - alles, was man braucht, wenn man unterwegs ist. Wenn du dieses praktische Accessoire für dich und deinen treuen Begleiter ausprobieren‌ möchtest, klicke hier und sichere dir ‌deinen eigenen HUAPING Kotbeutelspender. Best Pet Supplies Hundekotbeutel-Halter, Leinen-Befestigung, Farbe, Wiederverwendbare Netzspendertasche für Reisen, Wandern, ​Park und Outdoor, weich und langlebig, mit Clip-On – Orange, 2 Stück Reinigen Sie das Chaos schnell ‍und effizient mit dem‌ praktischen Hundekotbeutel-Halter von Best Pet Supplies. Diese wiederverwendbaren Mesh-Kotbeutelspender ⁤sind perfekt für Unterwegs,​ sei es für Spaziergänge im ‍Park, beim Wandern oder sonstigen Outdoor-Aktivitäten. Du kannst sie ganz einfach an der Leine befestigen und hast die Kotbeutel‌ immer griffbereit, ohne mühsam in einer Tasche kramen zu​ müssen. Die hochwertigen Kotbeutelspender ⁣sind aus ‍weichem und strapazierfähigem Mesh-Material gefertigt, was ‍sie flexibler und langlebiger als herkömmliche Hartplastik-Halter macht. Sie sind leicht, kompakt und lassen sich in verschiedenen leuchtenden‌ Farben passend zu deinem Haustierzubehör erwerben. Ein großer Pluspunkt dieses ‍Produkts ist die universelle, nachfüllbare Designkompatibilität mit allen gängigen Hundekotbeutel-Marken, was nicht​ nur Geld spart, sondern ⁢auch die Umwelt schont. Die einfache Leash-Befestigung mit einem ⁣Clip sorgt dafür, dass der Kotbeutelhalter in ⁣Sekunden einsatzbereit ist, sei es an der ‍Leine, am Rucksack oder ​an⁢ der Gürtelschlaufe. Egal ob du​ einen schnellen Spaziergang machst,⁢ mit deinem Vierbeiner im Park unterwegs bist oder auf Reisen gingst, der Best‌ Pet Supplies Hundekotbeutel-Halter ist‍ ein praktischer Begleiter. Mit diesem‍ Produkt hast ‌du immer einen Beutel zur Hand, um das Hundegeschäft zu ⁢beseitigen ‌und deine Umgebung sauber zu halten. Greife zu ⁣und erleichtere dir das Hundeleben heute! Hole dir jetzt den Best Pet Supplies Hundekotbeutel-Halter ​für eine ‍stressfreie und saubere Zeit mit deinem pelzigen Begleiter. Jetzt Kaufen! Hundekotbeutel-Spender ⁢- Hunde kotbeutel-Halter mit ⁢Karabiner - Multifunktionale Hundeleinentasche mit⁣ Lustigen Designs - Inklusive einer Rolle von Beuteln Abbaubar (Pink Bananas) Der Hundekotbeutel-Spender ist das unverzichtbare Accessoire für den täglichen ​Spaziergang mit Ihrem ‌Hund. Das praktische Etui aus hochwertigem, wasserabweisendem und leichtem Stoff ist nicht nur funktional, sondern auch ein modisches Statement mit lustigen Designs. Vorteile: - Hochwertige und wasserabweisende Materialien - Komfortabler Karabinerhaken zur Befestigung an der Leine - Inklusive einer Rolle von 15 biologisch abbaubaren Beuteln - Extra Kapazität für Leckerlis oder Schlüssel - Verschiedene Designs zur Auswahl Nachteile: - Größe des Etuis könnte für manche zu klein sein - Das Material könnte anfällig für Kratzer sein Mit⁤ diesem ⁣Spender haben Sie die Möglichkeit, nicht nur die Hinterlassenschaften Ihres Hundes schnell und hygienisch zu entsorgen, sondern auch Belohnungen oder kleine Gegenstände für unterwegs zu⁢ verstauen. Die mitgelieferte Taschenrolle mit biologisch abbaubaren Beuteln sorgt für eine umweltfreundliche Entsorgung. Ob bei Spaziergängen im Park oder auf​ Reisen, dieser multifunktionale Hundekotbeutel-Spender ist ein echter Allrounder. Zeigen Sie‍ Stil und Funktionalität mit diesem​ praktischen Accessoire für Hundebesitzer. Lassen Sie sich von den lustigen Designs begeistern und machen Sie Ihren Hund zu einem Hingucker in der Nachbarschaft. Holen Sie sich jetzt Ihren Hundekotbeutel-Spender‌ und ‌erleben Sie⁣ eine stressfreie und modische Lösung für unterwegs! Jetzt kaufen! cobee Abfallsackträger aus Metall, Freihändiger Halter für Hundekotbeutel Halter für Hundekotbeutel Abfallbeutelhalter Hundekotbeutel Träger für Leinenspender Zubehör(2 Stück, Schwarz) Der cobee Abfallsackträger aus Metall ist ein​ praktisches Zubehör für Hundehalter, das das Gassi gehen mit Ihrem Vierbeiner noch komfortabler⁢ macht. Dank des freihändigen Halters für Hundekotbeutel können Sie Ihre Spaziergänge jetzt ohne ständiges Tragen von Müllbeuteln genießen. Die ‍Abfallsackhalter bestehen aus langlebiger Zinklegierung, was sie robust und strapazierfähig macht. Sie können bis zu 2-3 Abfallbeutel gleichzeitig tragen, was sie ideal für Ausflüge, Wanderungen, Camping ⁣oder Reisen macht, sodass Sie keine Müllbeutel mehr auf‍ Straßen oder‌ Wegen hinterlassen. Dank der ⁣einfachen Handhabung können Sie den Beutel ganz einfach an der Halterung befestigen, indem Sie ‍einen Knoten auf den⁣ Abfallbeutel ⁢machen. Das Design des Hundekotbeutelhalters passt⁢ an jede Leine, dank der stabilen Zinklegierungsschnalle, die am Abschleppseil fixiert ist und sich problemlos an verschiedene Leinenarten anpasst. Vorteile: - Freihändiger Hundekotbeutelhalter für mehr Komfort beim Gassi gehen - Langlebiges Material aus Zinklegierung für eine lange Lebensdauer - Kann 2-3⁢ Abfallbeutel gleichzeitig⁤ tragen, um Umweltverschmutzung zu vermeiden - Einfache Handhabung und Anpassung an verschiedene Leinenarten Nachteile: - Kann je nach Größe des Hundes und Geschirrs möglicherweise nicht an allen Leinenarten perfekt passen - Das Design ⁣ist schlicht und funktional,⁢ könnte für manche Nutzer nicht ästhetisch ansprechend ⁢sein Wenn Sie Ihren Gassigang mit Ihrem Hund angenehmer gestalten möchten, ⁣probieren Sie den cobee Abfallsackträger ⁣aus Metall aus - ein praktisches und‌ nützliches Accessoire für alle Hundebesitzer. Jetzt kaufen auf Amazon.de! Häufige Fragen und Antworten 1. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter hat die meisten Beutel ⁤und Rollen? Der⁣ "lionto Hundekotbeutel 900 Beutel (60 Rollen)" Halter bietet​ dir mit 900 ‌Beuteln auf 60 Rollen ‍die größte Menge an ​Kotbeuteln. 2. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter ⁤ist garantiert auslaufsicher und haltbar? Der "Earth Rated Halter für Hundekotbeutel" verspricht ‌eine leckagefreie und ⁢langlebige Verwendung seiner Hundekotbeutel. 3. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter bietet eine wiederverwendbare Option für Outdoor-Aktivitäten? Der "Best Pet Supplies Hundekotbeutel-Halter" kommt mit einer wiederverwendbaren Netzspendertasche für⁢ Reisen, Wandern und den Park. 4. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter ist besonders ‌praktisch für die Leinenbefestigung? Der "cobee ⁤Abfallsackträger aus Metall" ist speziell für die Befestigung an der Leine konzipiert und ermöglicht dir ein freihändiges Tragen. 5. Welcher ⁢Hundekotbeutelhalter bietet zusätzlich einen angenehmen Lavendelduft? Der ‍"Earth Rated Halter für Hundekotbeutel" kommt mit ⁤Hundekotbeuteln, die einen herrlichen Lavendelduft versprühen. 6. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter zeichnet sich durch lustige Designs⁣ aus? Der "Hundekotbeutel-Spender - ‌Hunde kotbeutel-Halter mit Karabiner" bietet Hundeleinentaschen mit lustigen Designs an seiner Multifunktions-Tasche. 7.⁣ Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter ist besonders einfach abzureißen? Die "lionto Hundekotbeutel" lassen sich aufgrund ihres Designs einfach abreißen, so dass du schnell ‌und unkompliziert arbeiten kannst. 8. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter eignet sich besonders gut für Hundebesitzer, die viel reisen? Der "Best Pet Supplies Hundekotbeutel-Halter" ist ideal für Reisen, da er wiederverwendbar und langlebig ist. 9. Welcher Hundekotbeutelhalter bietet eine‌ umweltfreundliche Option? Der ⁣"Hundekotbeutel-Spender - Hunde kotbeutel-Halter mit Karabiner" enthält eine ‍Rolle von abbaubaren Beuteln, die eine umweltfreundliche Wahl darstellen. 10. Welcher ‍Hundekotbeutelhalter ist besonders robust und stabil? Der​ "cobee Abfallsackträger aus Metall" ist aus hochwertigem Metall gefertigt und ⁢bietet eine besonders stabile Konstruktion für die Aufbewahrung von Hundekotbeuteln. Zum Schluss Vielen Dank, dass du dir die⁤ Top 5 Hundekotbeutelhalter angesehen hast, die du unbedingt ausprobieren solltest!⁢ Wir⁢ hoffen, dass dir⁤ unser Vergleich‍ geholfen​ hat, das perfekte Produkt für dich⁢ und deinen pelzigen Freund zu finden.⁢ Egal ob du auf⁤ der Suche nach mehr Nachhaltigkeit, praktischer Handhabung oder einfach nur‍ einem zuverlässigen Kotbeutelhalter bist, es ist wichtig, die richtige Wahl zu treffen. Also schnapp ⁢dir einen dieser tollen Hundekotbeutelhalter und mach ‍deine Gassirunden ab jetzt noch angenehmer! Lesen Sie den ganzen Artikel
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ntgospel · 9 months ago
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Como algoritmos podem auxiliar hospitais na otimização da internação de pacientes
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Como algoritmos podem auxiliar hospitais na otimização da internação de pacientes
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Otimizando a logística de internação hospitalar com algoritmo
O Instituto de Computação da Universidade Federal Fluminense (UFF) desenvolveu, em parceria com seus alunos de mestrado, um algoritmo para otimizar a movimentação de pacientes em hospitais, auxiliando na alocação eficiente de quartos e leitos. O sistema tem o potencial de transformar a logística de internação, agilizando o processo e melhorando a qualidade do atendimento.
Uma aplicação promissora
O algoritmo ainda não foi aplicado formalmente, mas já está em fase de testes potenciais. No entanto, a UFF aguarda o acordo formal com o Sistema Único de Saúde (SUS) para iniciar os testes práticos. Além disso, está em busca de uma parceria com o Hospital Universitário Antonio Pedro (HUAP), em Niterói, para implementar o sistema computacional que melhora a eficiência na acomodação de pacientes.
Perfil dos pacientes e características dos quartos
O algoritmo considera o perfil dos pacientes e as especificidades dos leitos disponíveis para encontrar a alocação mais adequada. Leva em conta fatores como gênero, tipos de tratamento necessário e necessidades especiais. A fim de minimizar alocações inadequadas, o sistema penaliza violações das recomendações de alocação.
A importância da atualização em tempo real
Um dos desafios é garantir que o sistema seja constantemente atualizado em tempo real para acompanhar as mudanças na disponibilidade de leitos e quartos. Essa atualização é crucial para agilizar o processo de alocação, principalmente em hospitais de grande porte.
Os pesquisadores trabalham continuamente no aperfeiçoamento do algoritmo, visando a implementação efetiva do sistema para melhorar a logística de internação hospitalar.
*Com informações da Agência Brasil
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postsofbabel · 10 months ago
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xstarsdiary · 1 year ago
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guys I haven’t even watched the fnaf movie yet cause I’ve been so busy but I’m already so obsessed with Josh Hutcherson as Mike Schmidt 😫 I also have the worst case of baby fever so I knew that I had to write this straight away.
not avatar related but i seriously just needed to get this out my system.
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Imagine Mike having a pregnant s/o who is in the second trimester of pregnancy as is just so needy for him all the time..
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 : pregnancy sex, pregnant reader, teasing, pet names, unprotected p in v, slight fingering, barely any foreplay, masturbation, breeding kink, light spanking, creampie, aftercare, kisses & cuddles at the end ☺️
𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬 : mike schmidt x pregnant reader
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 : 2.2k
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : bit rushed at the end, 𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢 𝟏𝟖+
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You feel so deprived. Deprived of your husbands touch. Deprived of his praising words in your ear. It’s torture. Months and months without any release has left you stressed and touch starved, the need to be filled up and stuffed with cock worsens everyday.
For the first few months of your pregnancy you felt nothing but sickness and exhaustion, wanting nothing more than to lay down and sleep all day. Now that you’re in your fifth month of pregnancy and your morning sickness has stopped you’ve been a lot more productive, cleaning more, cooking more, you’ve even started to make your husband meals for when he has his night shifts.
The only downside now is you’re so fucking needy. All you need is to be filled, pumped full with your husbands seed all over again but you’ve just been to shy to ask, too shy to make any moves.
That was until tonight. Your husband had the night off work and so he had taken the opportunity to go late night grocery shopping. He made sure that you gave him a list so that he doesn’t forget anything, remembering the last time he had gone shopping for you and forgot to get three avocados instead of two. That day was an absolute shit show.
You had been pumping your fingers in and out of yourself, tears flowing down your cheeks and your body hurting as you struggled to even reach over your growing bump. You’re now desperately chasing your climax, your fingers not long enough to reach that spongey spot inside of you nor thick enough to pleasure you.
You huff as you change positions, now kneeling on the soft mattress with messed up blankets and pillows surrounding you as you mindlessly grind against your fingers, letting out a lewd moan and sigh of relief as you begin to feel that familiar knot tighten.
With tears building up in your eyes all over again and small whimpers leaving your lips, you hastily chase your sweet release. You feel so so close, inches away from pure ecstasy before-
“Fuck!” Your loud cry can be heard from the other side of the house as you hear the front door slam shut. You quickly get up from the bed, holding back sobs as you cry over your failed orgasm. You were so fucking close, so close to snapping before you heard your husband come home, ripping your orgasm away from you.
Footsteps get louder as your husband nears your shared bedroom, calling out your name with worry laced in his tone. He heard your shout.
Your still a crying mess, stood in nothing but a thin, loose blue tank top as you watch the door burst open, your husbands eyes widening with worry at the scene in front of him.
His eyes trail your body, taking in your naked bottom half as he sighs, noticing the shiny slick practically dripping down your plump thighs. He silently walks towards you, taking you into his arms as you let yourself cry.
“What is it? What do you need, pretty girl? Hm?” He knew exactly what you needed. You needed to be pumped so full of his seed until you become pregnant all over again.
Your a blabbering, hiccuping mess as you try to speak. “I need- huap! I need you s..so bad!” Your cries almost break his heart as he rubs small circles into the small of your back, pretending not to notice the wet patch on his clothed leg which in situated right in between your thighs.
Mike lets out a small “tsk”, gently tugging the hairs on the nape or your neck as he pulls your head away from his chest. Your face is a flushed red and all glossy with tears and for some reason the sight of you like this creates a funny feeling in his stomach as he feels himself begin to harden.
“Please Mike, please..” You plead, pulling at the hem of his shirt with one hand and feeling up his chest with the other. You’re no longer shy anymore. You just need his dick now. That’s all you can think about.
Mike makes no other movements, continuing to play with the hairs on the nape of your neck and gently rubbing circles on your bare hip with his thumb. “How long have you been like this?”
You let out a whine as you become impatient, tears still flowing out of your eyes and fogging up your vision. “Too long! Just please. I really need you!”
As soon as you say those words Mike decides that you’ve both waited long enough, practically ripping off his shirt as your dainty fingers unbutton his jeans. One of his hands move to wrap around you, supporting your weight as the other rests on your bump, slowly lowering you down and onto the bed.
Your light moan gets stuck in your throat when he moves back up to pull down his boxers, his hard cock springing out and slapping his lower stomach. A bead of pre-cum leaks out of his tip and drips down his length causing you to gulp and nearly drool at the sight.
Mikes hands move to your thighs, spreading your legs agonisingly slowly as you stare into each others eyes. The second his fingers touch your neglected, dripping cunt you let out a breathy moan, flinching at the contact as he rubs his index finger between your glossy folds. His touch feels like heaven. It feel so ethereal, like you’ve truly been blessed.
“So fuckin’ wet..” He’s now spreading your lower lips with his fingers, groaning at your pretty pussy on display all for him. He prods his middle finger at your hole as you mewl, slightly dipping the tip of his finger in before pulling it back out, a trail of your slick stringing in between you and his finger as he moves to rub small, gentle circles onto your clit.
“Ngh- fuck!..” your hips instinctively buck against his hand, relishing in the feeling of him finally pleasuring you after so long. He uses his free hand to push down your hips, making sure not to use to much force but also making sure you stay still.
His middle and ring fingers slide into your drenched cunt easily with a loud squelch, the sound of your own pussy driving you crazy. “Oh, Mike..” His fingers feel so fucking good, better than yours ever could as he scissors you open.
You know that you don’t need the foreplay, you’re already wet enough. Yet you let him continue for just a bit longer, letting out soft moans as you feel yourself getting even more aroused, your slick dripping down his fingers.
“Mike..” Whining, you squirm away from his fingers, tears brimming in your eyes at the empty feeling once he pulls them out. You inhale a deep breath as his raspy voice comes out, his breaths slightly shallow as his dick stands painfully hard against his pelvis.
“What is is, baby?” Fuck his voice is hot. His tone nearly makes you cum on the spot. “I don’t need- just fuck me now, Mike.”
His brows raise in surprise at your demand before a smirk appears on his face. In a heartbeat he has you on your hands and knees, now kneeling behind you on the bed as he rubs his pink tip between your folds, using your slick as lubricant before slowly sliding himself inside of you, making sure you feel every inch of him against your walls.
“Ahh~ fuuuuck..” Your voice quivers at the feeling of being so unbelievable full, getting even more stretched out by the girth of his cock. You can feel him rub and push against your sweet spot, emitting a loud pornographic moan out of you.
One of Mike’s hands rest against your plush hip, the other landing a light smack to your ass, a stinging pain shooting through you as you curse. “Shh.. i got you, i got you.” He assures you, a moan getting caught in his throat as you push yourself further against his pelvis, begging for him to go deeper.
He gently pulls your body up so that your back is against his chest, so that you’re now kneeling on top of him. One of his hands rests on your jaw, slightly tilting your head back as the other stays gripping your hip. Your hand moves behind you to grab a fistful of his hair, your mouth agape and breaths uneven as your other hand rubs small circles onto your bump.
His first few thrust are experimental, testing your reaction, making sure that your comfortable and happy sitting on his cock all pretty like this. This was your first pregnancy and so the pair of you had never had pregnant sex before, Mike made sure to be extra gentle and patient with you as you meet his thrusts, grinding down on him.
“Oh- shitt..” He grunts, his scalp burning as you tug harder on his hair, now bouncing on him to the best of your ability. He can already feel himself getting close, but I mean after months of of not being able to be inside of you he’s sensitive, almost like a virgin and has a big load waiting to be released so who could blame him for not lasting long.
He’s not mad at himself though, no. He can tell your the exact same, so close to already cumming all over his dick, he can tell by the way your walls are clenching around him and your bounces are getting sloppier and uneven.
“Mm.. Mike I- I’m gonna..” your a breathless, moaning mess at this point, the only thing keeping you upright was Mike’s hands holding you up.
“Gonna come?” He whispers, his breath tickling your neck, dragging you closer and closer to the edge. You vigorously nod, gathering up the strength to bounce faster and harder on his twitching cock, “mmmhhfff, ah-nngh” You can’t even form any words properly as you can feel yourself about to snap.
Your orgasm is like a wave at the beach, pulling back and forming before it crashes down, and when it crashes- it fucking crashes.
The second Mike’s fingers rub at your small bundle of nerves you snap. Your vision going white and mind foggy as you convulse around him, legs shaking and back arching against his stomach. “Mike- Mike- Mike- Mike- Mike!” You chant his name over and over again, unable to think of anything or feel anything but your stomach tightening and pussy clenching around him as he continues to drag his cock in and out of you, keeping your orgasm going for as long as possible as you cry out, tears flowing down your cheeks once again.
“Fuck! M-ikee!!” Your words are broken as you blabber, now overstimulated as he continues to rub your clit and pump inside of you, his thighs clapping against the back of yours and your slick making mess everywhere.
He’s so close. You can feel his dick twitching and throbbing inside of you, his load threatening to spill. “Hold on, baby.. you can take it a bit longer yeah princess?”
In all honesty, you don’t think you can. You can already feel another orgasm approaching you, this one bigger than the last. “Fuck! I’m gonna come all inside of you, hm? Fill you up with a whole ‘nother baby.” He manages to grunt out as his thrusts become sloppy and slower.
“Please! Please! Please! Please!!” You cry out once again as your second orgasm washes over you, your eyes foggy and pussy overstimulated.
Mike’s mind goes haywire as you clench around him, clenching so right that it finally tips him over the edge and into his own climax. “Shiiitt, fu-uuck…” You can feel his warm, sticky cum fill you up, your juices now mixed together as he slowly pumps into you a couple more times before gently pulling out, looking down over your shoulder and watching as his seed drips out of your used cunt.
The straps of your loose blue tank top have fallen down, revealing one of your breasts and peaky nipple to him as he gives it a gently squeeze, a sigh leaving your lips.
Mike lifts you to move you onto your back before laying you back down on the bed, crawling on top of you as your lips meet in a passionate kiss. You’re sore and dirty now, both of your liquids all over your cunt and thighs. You let out a soft whimper as Mike moves away from the kiss, silently putting fresh boxers on before walking into the bathroom, shortly coming back with a damp cloth and a new pair of underwear for you.
You smile at the sight, your husband was always so caring and attentive when it came to aftercare, always making sure you were clean and comfortable. You wince as the cloth meets your sensitive heat, Mike whispering soft praises that you can barely catch as he ever so gently cleans you up before sliding your panties onto you.
It wasn’t much longer until the pair of you were cuddled up in bed, wrapped in your warm grey blanket with the nightlight on as a random movie played on the television. You were pressed up against his side, your head resting on his bare chest as your baby bump pressed against his hip.
“I love you so fuckin’ much baby..” were the last words you heard before you drifted off into a peaceful slumber, the warm presence of your husband making you feel safe and secure.
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rosa-arenas-villanuevas · 2 years ago
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EL AMOR ES UNA FRECUENCIA. El amor no se busca en los estándares de la belleza, en la idealización de la persona perfecta que nunca se equivoca, o en quién tiene exactamente las mismas pretensiones. El amor no se puede "buscar", porque no se oculta a nadie. Es una frecuencia, que se agita en ondas energéticas que vibran por todo el Universo. No somos personas que buscan Amor, somos almas que palpitan en esta energía, que atraen de acuerdo a nuestras necesidades y elecciones. El amor es esa frecuencia, tan cercana y tan simple, que mirando hacia afuera no lo vemos. Quien encuentra AMOR es porque no lo buscó, sino que lo sintió... la vibración atrajo a sus semejantes hacia él. Cuando entendemos que la clave de la experiencia del Amor no está en quienes somos, en la apariencia que tenemos o en la imagen que construimos, sino en la capacidad de vibrarlo y de manifestarlo en nosotros, abandonamos las ilusiones, las necesidades del ego y saciamos nuestra sed en esta fuente inagotable. No se trata de estar con alguien. Porque esto es de alguna manera inevitable, si esas son las pretensiones. Se trata de estar bien contigo mismo, se trata de no proyectar nuestras necesidades en los demás, se trata de liberarte de los patrones sociales, los traumas del pasado y aceptarte de una manera tan profunda y hermosa. La importancia de AMARSE y vibrar en esa frecuencia. Porque este estado es la SANACIÓN de nuestras heridas, es el tesoro que tanto estábamos buscando. No busques Amor, VIBRA en AMOR y todo lo demás tendrá sentido. Namasté 🙏🙏🙏. https://instagram.com/casa.de.sanacion?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= (en Km.12 Camino a Huape. Chillan.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CotAMl2M5kf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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tophsbiggestfan · 4 years ago
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Taking prompts? Jealous Aang!
Jealous Aang take two under the cut :) (also I like these asks so i’m in the hang of writing a bit everyday after work since my chapters in Heartbeat are already pretty short)
“So you’re the Greatest Earthbender in the World, huh?” 
The words piqued Aang’s attention and he turned around to see a man leaning on a wall, in conversation with Aang’s girlfriend who seemed to only be entertaining the man with a small smirk on her face. 
“That I am. And you are?” 
“Huaping.” He held out a hand for her to shake, which she took. “What are you doing at this lowly party all by yourself?” 
“Well, I’m not. I’m here with my boyfriend” is what Aang expected her to say- or at least something along those lines. 
Instead, Toph said, “Well, I only save the world by day. By night, I like to party occasionally.” 
“Yeah? Do you mind if I get you a drink?” Huaping asked with a smile that Aang was sure he called “the lady-killer.” 
“Get me two.” Toph replied, keeping up with his flirty tone. 
As soon as the other man stepped away, Aang sped over to her, almost knocking someone else over in his haste. “Hey, what- uh who’s that guy?” 
“Huaping. He’s getting us drinks.” Toph said, blowing a piece of hair off her cheek. 
“He wanted to get you drinks.” 
Toph shrugged. “He can want to do that. I can’t stop him.” 
Aang was frustrated; Toph didn’t seem to really understand his issue with the situation. “Toph, you were flirting back with him.” 
“Just so he’d get me drinks!” She said, suddenly exasperated. “Aang, do you really think I’d actively flirt with another person while at a party with you? Or, at all?” 
“No! I didn’t think you would that’s why I was so surprised.” 
“I knew you could hear us, dummy.” Toph laughed. “Here, he’s coming back. Do you wanna claim me in front of him, Mr. Quick-To-Be-Jealous.” 
Aang paused before admitting quietly, “Kind of.” 
Before she got the chance to respond, Huaping’s voice made them both direct their attention toward him. “I got drinks- oh, shit, the Avatar.” 
Aang saw him holding out the drinks and, before he could properly think, took them both out of his hands, gave one to Toph, and said, “Thanks, buddy.” 
“Uh, you’re welcome.” His hands hovered in the air for a moment before he let them drop to his sides. 
Aang slipped his arm around Toph’s waist, who naturally settled into his side without much question. “Hey, I think Sokka and Suki just came in.” 
“Ah, gotta go then. Thanks again, Huaping.” Toph tilted her head, giving him the same smirk she gave when he first approached her. 
Huaping lifted a hand as he watched them walk away. “See you later.” 
Once they were out of his earshot, Toph started snickering. “That was a little mean, Aang.” 
Aang grinned. “It’s only mean because you decided to lead him on.” 
“But I got us drinks!” She lifted the cup up. 
Aang buried his head into hair and gave her a kiss. “Just tell me to get you a drink next time. you vixen.” 
“Fine,” she feigned annoyance as she conceded, but leaned her head back onto his shoulder and let out a sigh of happiness. 
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da-sa-ni · 6 years ago
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Chilito precioso
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felinecharm · 2 years ago
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im having flashbacks of that shitty radio... my boss really hates me
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