#http://cassidy.shit.txt

[teencopandthesourwolf]

yeah so my brother was over tonight and after we'd had a heart-to-heart and a gossip i stuck TEEN WOLF on—which he is aware of and knows it's one of my shows, but has never actually watched himself—just for a bit of background bc it was there in my 'continue watching' as i'm never really not watching it lol.

ANYWAYS we continued chattering through it for a while (the majority of eps 1&2) but then he started sporadically paying it more and more attention, till he was eventually commenting and asking me questions etc.

here are some of the veritable golden nuggets he dropped:

“well, that coach fella's my new bestie.”

“the hammy lad with the face (jackson) is giving me such biff from back to the future vibes.”

“why is clark kent (he knows hoech from superman & lois) being an autistic male model with serious pmt?”

(still taking about hoec) “oh, bloody hell, he's actually really good looking, isn't he?!”

"the sfx in this are so fuckin bad they actually double back to being terrific.”

“so, are we, like, supposed to not give a shit about the main guy then, or what?”

(more scott talk) “although i do actually kind of want to hug him—but i feel that's somehow unrelated to his character.”

“pretending to do back flips off a roof is cool af i don't care what anybody says.”

(about k*te argent) “hoho, she's gonna turn out to be a massive cunt, isn't she?”

“this is fucking brilliant, they (the wolf transformations) look like were!fonzies!”

“jesus, we're like, 3 eps in and there's already what looks to be the beginnings of quite intricate character arcs? this show should honestly not be this intriguing, wtf.”

(commentary on the acting chops) “oh, wow, so the one that's playing scott is pretending to be scott... while the one playing stiles just IS stiles!”

(scene at the start of magic bullet where stiles is talking to scott about derek):

stiles: okay, sorry, no more talk about alphas or derek; especially derek—who still scares me.

my brother: yeah, that's because he quite clearly makes your willy hard, mate.

also my brother: OH, SHIT! THAT'S STEREK, RIGHT?! well, it's no fucking wonder that that's a thing.

AND HE HAS NOT EVEN MET PETER YET

so yeah my hope is now obviously that he'll go home and get obsessed and spank the entire 6 seasons in 4 days and become one of our most prolific fanfic writers.

[all-or-nothing-baby]

but why is it always “who would you ask for help with burying a body” and never “who would you plan to commit murder with and relish in sharing the vile act as some terrible and wonderful romantic gesture and maybe ponder over cannibalism with as a part of that grotesque marriage of minds” hmm?

[all-or-nothing-baby]

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! APPLE DISCOUNT iSTORE ON AMAZON IS MY BEST FRIEND! EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING IS CURRENTLY MY BEST FRIEND!!!

btw i am, you may discern, a little excited. cannot wait to be matching!

ps i'll throw myself in front of a slow moving bicycle if my artwork doesn't improve lol

HUSBAND! you may be currently sleeping but I'M SO fucking PUMPED rn i had to spill (on every level, almost even nearly physical).

got an unexpected cash injection the other day AND I'VE JUST SPENT SOME OF IT ON A RECONDITIONED GEN 6 iPAD!!!!!?!!?!!! can't actually afford photoshop BUT gonna get adobe fresco which is still infinitely better than my current software on my samsung tablet!!!

it's arriving fridayyyyyyy asdhjfahksksk

BABE I absolutely should be sleeping because it’s 5.30am but my brain is ya know, like this, so.

THATS SO EXCITING AHHH IM PUMPED ON YOUR BEHALF! We’ll be matching! I’m currently using a hand me down 6th Gen iPad and Adobe fresco. It struggles a bit and is mildly glitchy but does the job. I’m a big fan of fresco tbh, maybe just because I’m used to it now, but yeah, it’s my best friend 💕

[all-or-nothing-baby]

me, once again at the time of 2am: *needs water and sleep*

me, neurodivergently: snaps opens a dr pepper and puts some horror on the tellybox*

[teencopandthesourwolf]

so i was reading through the notes of my latest sterek WIP and honestly just belly laughed my box off at what i'd written about my Most Hated Teen Wolf Character™ and wondered if you guys might possibly find my scarily intense venom funny too:

Der remembers being furious with Laura for coming back to Beacon Hills, and that made him feel so much guilt... which then just piled up high on top of all his other guilt — for Paige, his family, FUCKING FUCK YOU KATE FUCKING ARGENT I FUCKING HATE YOU FOREVER AND EVER DIE BITCH DIE AAAAAGGGGGHHH!* (all of which eventually affected the admittedly shoddy way he'd handled his betas etc.) and everything suddenly just felt insurmountable; impossible.

*i really, really hate her, my dudes.

[all-or-nothing-baby]

love being in my writing half-decent shit when not actively trying to write era. unparalleled. apart from when i'm in my writing half-decent shit when actively trying to write era. bc that shit is INSANE

[all-or-nothing-baby]

when you drag down the notification bar from the top of your phone screen and seventeen more notifications appear like pop! pop! pop! that's them all talking to each other going "oh my god! they looked! they looked! quick, tell the others! they might actually click on one of us this time!" and the not-yet visible ones are like "nah, they never actually click on us" and the ones who've been sat there patiently for ages go "ugh, stop being so dramatic. they do sometimes! now just come on and get down here will you!" so the others end up getting convinced and start jostling each other about and getting all riled up before dropping down onto your screen one by one in such rapid succession it's as if the older notifications have been breeding like rabbits and these new notifications are their babies and everybody is suddenly all together like one big happy family and it's just soso exciting! it's a celebration! it's joyous! it's partytime in your phone! woohoooooo!!! and then they're just. ignored, again.

[all-or-nothing-baby]

glay (like slay but in gay)

[all-or-nothing-baby]

look. i KNOW it's a hellsite but. tumblr is also so good.

it's like. LOOK AT THE STUFF LOOK AT THE STUFF I LIKE LOOK HOW MUCH I LIKE THE STUFF LOOK HOW MUCH I LIKE COLLECTING THE STUFF AND MAKING SILLY REMARKS ABOUT THE STUFF LOOK HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THE STUFF TOO LOOK AT ALL THE STUFF

tumblr. it's all about The Stuff™

[all-or-nothing-baby]

pls like this to attempt to help the planets align so this trans adhd autistic chronic illness sufferer who can no longer drive and has massive anxiety and no damn patience left can make it to visit the doctors surgery thanks lads

[all-or-nothing-baby]

as long as it's nothing toxic/unhealthy/dangerous etc EVERYBODY SHOULD ROMANTICIZE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING!

MUNDANE TASKS YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH PUTTING OFF?

Monologue each one aloud, as if you're the star of a quirky one-person show at the Edinburgh festival.

WANT TO MAKE WORK MORE INTERESTING?

You are not you; you're a shapeshifter that just looks and sounds like you, who needs to gather as much information as possible about your counterpart's colleagues. Ask them (respectful) personal questions you might not have thought about asking before—you might find you get to know someone a little better, and could possibly brighten their day, as well as your own.

BORED WITH LIFE IN GENERAL?

A) Try out a new laugh out with a stranger at the grocery store, because you're a kook and want to make the spirit of David Bowie proud.

B) If you're somewhere you don't usually frequent, and are good at accents, go wild! You're a secret agent on a potentially deadly mission and it's essential you go undercover. Optional: turn up your jacket collar and/or wear a hat (the stupider the better but you do you).

IS YOUR 'EVERY-DAY-IS-THE-SAME' MORNING AND/OR EVENING ROUTINE GETTING A BIT TEDIOUS?

Simple: channel Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Actually, just channel Bill Murray in any and all situations and life will be 100% better.

HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS/WEEKS/MONTHS/YEARS WHERE YOU HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING?

Don't worry, you're just a bitter and cynical character in a Dostoevsky novel.

HOME ALONE BECAUSE YOU'RE FEELING HIGHLY UNSOCIABLE... YET SIMULTANEOUSLY SUFFERING FROM CRIPPLING LONELINESS?

A) Buy yourself a journal/diary and put on your big-girl pants, Brigette Jones.

B) Go seriously Robert Smith with the black eyeliner and walk around topless, nibbling on a single blueberry ala Battinson and whisper, "I am the shadows" to the cat a few times.

WANT TO ROMANTICIZE YOUR LIFE BUT REALLY UNSURE WHERE TO START?

Be Amélie

(pls feel free to add to this with your own ideas!)

[all-or-nothing-baby]

whatever do people do if they're not obsessed with fictional characters??

[all-or-nothing-baby]

when you can't write, draw, play, sing, speak, philosophise, express your inner anything etc the way you want to. bleughcore

[all-or-nothing-baby]

liking all your own posts is something that can be so personal

[all-or-nothing-baby]

plan for today:

get through it

[all-or-nothing-baby]

swinging on the pendulum of abject endless grief // extreme torrid fetishization re. jackles playing characters other than dean winchester