#hshqhonestyhour

[selcncs]

fmk: the osmanoglu siblings

"you're joking. i'm not going to - i'd kill all three, given the chance. or - you know, if i've got to answer: i'd fuck hafiz. what? she's, like, really hot. it's a shame her country invaded mine. i'd kill aslan, obviously - that guy sucks. and i'd marry miray, she seems the most... reasonable of the three."

[parkerwhitmore]

Cameroon: Describe your culture.

"have you ever drank an entire twelve pack of natty light and then jump off the roof into a pool while fireworks were going off in the distance? it's the feeling of freedom right before you hit the water and break your leg, that's what i'm about. i feel like that's my aesthetic. my culture's like, uh, apple pies and baseball and complaining about other countries even though america kinda sucks."

[lucadansembourg]

24 ( 📱) for henri pwease i desire the content

21 NOV 2018 ( not delivered ): you’re probably not interested but if you’re still around luxembourg this weekend would you want to get drinks again? i had a lot of fun last night. if not that’s totally fine.

31 DEC 2018 ( not delivered ): please tell me you’re not the prince of france and that you just really looked like the prince of france. just say “yeah i get that all the time!” and we can laugh about it. 

16 FEB 2019 ( not delivered ): i didn’t mean to leave you alone. something came up and i had to go back to luxembourg. i didn’t want to go. but you looked perfect with the sunlight coming through the windows and how was i supposed to cope with that? god, what the hell am i doing? 

12 JUNE 2019 7:43 AM ( not delivered ): where did you go? i thought you were going to stay.  12 JUNE 2019 10:31 AM ( not delivered ): why didn’t you tell me this was coming? i thought we were friends, at least.

29 JULY 2019 ( not delivered ): the worst part is that i miss you

16 FEB 2021: i think i’ve found a place we can go for the weekend, if you’re still interested. it’s a quiet cottage an hour from here. there’s horseback riding and no tourists, as requested. 

[nctasja]

MEME DAY !!!

natasja

selene

parker

luca

aminata

[rcwens]

would you fuck the hamburglar

“i would not fuck the hamburglar. grimace, though...” 

[alinasoletskaya]

worst sexual experience ?

“for the record, i never cry during sex. but this one time, in my paris “hoe phase,” i managed to have a meltdown on one of my dates right after we finished. anyways, julie, if you’re out there, i’m so fucking sorry. at least you’ve got a fun story about your night with a princess to tell your friends!” 

[aminatamansaray]

Liechtenstein: How do people underestimate you most often?

"oh, hm... i don't know, really? i think people are always surprised that i'm not as superficial as some of the people here. they want me to like, give a shit about situations that don't affect me. for example, it's not really my place to care what the king of france does. unless it affects me, my country or my family - i just don't care."

[rowenmoncada]

how did you feel when you realized evan was gone?

“it took me a few hours to realize she was actually gone, not just ignoring me. i wouldn’t blame her, i’ve been... horrible, i guess? i feel horrible.” 

[parkerwhitmore]

N : NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?

NAUGHTY : what is your muse like in bed?

do you really want to know this? because i’m thinking you don’t actually want to know this. parker is weird as hell normally, do you think he gets more normal???? he doesn’t. 

[lucadansembourg]

9 + moonstone, cat's eye, peridot, emerald

MOONSTONE : what inspires them? why?

luca is inspired by... i don’t know, honestly? but i think if we’re talking like that inspires him to actually get out of bed in the morning it’s a sense of duty and his need to take care of the people around him. 

CAT’S EYE : what sorts of things soothes them when they get worked up?

luca honestly needs to let the emotion out. whether it’s allowing himself to scream when he’s frustrated or cry when he’s sad, it’s always suddenly better when luca can breathe again after he lets go (also henri being near him seems to do the trick as of late).

PERIDOT : are they open to new growth and change in any way, or are they resistant to it?

luca sucks at accepting that things change! one day he will proudly tell his grandchildren that “back in my day, we did things differently” and i personally hate that about him. 

EMERALD : do they suffer from any sort of mental illness?

.......have you read anything i’ve ever written? because i tag half his threads with “gofundme to get luca some fucking THERAPY” 

[nctasja]

N : NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?

NAUGHTY : what is your muse like in bed? 

natasja is a bottom no i’m not taking constructive criticism. 

[frankwillicms]

still trying to get in vitya's pants?

“i’m too old to be “tryin’ to get into someone’s pants.” if it happens, it happens.” 

[parkerwhitmore]

Two people you’d pick for a threesome?

“i’m a married man, i don’t have to answer these kinds of questions anymore! the power of commitment!” 

[parkerwhitmore]

wildest place you and michael have had sex?

“so there was this one time, during the irish state visit, that i got michael up against the wall in one of the fancy white house meeting rooms. didn’t know my mother was int the next meeting room with her advisors, and  there’s a giant portrait of abraham lincoln in there, so it was a little weird but... still a 10/10 experience would probably do it again if my mother wouldn’t have me shot.”

[rcwens]

If you could marry anyone consequence free who would you pick?

“...no one? i’m afraid of the concept of marriage at all, after getting shoved into two arrangements. but, uh. i think if i was a normal person, and she was a normal person, that luci - you know what, i’m going to stop myself there.” 

@lucianabxlla

[nctasja]

honesty hour !

natasja / @nctasja

rowen / @rcwens

alina / @alinasoletskaya

parker / @parkerwhitmores

luca / @lucadansembourg

frank / @frankwillicms