#hs day 82b

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5 planets full of very relieved and thankful people! ^^

JOHN: i would feel really bad leaving you here, even if you do have a million salamanders and chess guys to keep you company. JOHN: you are my friend and also my sorta-sister, and we just met for the first time ever a few minutes ago... JOHN: i'm not going to be like, welp! see ya in three years jade! JADE: awww :D 

I love John <333

I’m sad we won’t get a Dave/Rose/John meet up, but i’m glad he’s sticking by his friend! ^^

JADE: personally, i think this trip could be a lot of fun! JADE: theres no pressure to do anything important or run around like lunatics anymore JADE: we can just relax 

God, that must feel so good! Hell, I’m feeling good just thinking about it! Just, not much rushing, just chill for a change!

JOHN: also... starving!!! JADE: woof! JADE: whoops 

xDDDD haahahahaahahaahahaha!

JOHN: then maybe i'll just hop over real fast, and give karkat a fist bump, and give dave a hard time about his hella tight little hood, and then hop back? JADE: im sure that would be hilarious JADE: but JADE: if you go i dont think i can bring you back 

Write them a note! :D

JADE: then i guess thats what we are! JADE: semipotent demigods JOHN: demidogs. JADE: woof woof woof! JADE: dammit!!!!!! 

The woofing is killing me! xDDDD

JOHN: is that a permanent thing now, or what? JADE: i think so JOHN: i like them. JADE: i do too! 

hehehe

JOHN: you are like a furry now, but not really the weird kind that people on the internet like to have sex with in their imagination. JADE: D:

...dammit John! You had to make it weird!

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KARKAT: SOLLUX, WHERE DID YOUR BODY GO??? SOLLUX: hell if i kn0w. ARADIA: oh nooo :( KARKAT: WAIT A MINUTE. KARKAT: WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, WHERE'S... KARKAT: SHIT KARKAT: VRISKA'S BODY IS GONE TOO! 

...what is going on? 0.0

KARKAT: OH NO, WHERE'S GAMZEE KANAYA: He Took Them KANAYA: Look At The Trails 

OH FUCK!

Please tell me he’s just preparing them for the funeral! D:

KARKAT: HE SORT OF COLLECTS BODIES AND DECAPITATES THEM AND STUFF KARKAT: STICKS THEM IN BIG SCIENCE JARS, FOR SOME REASON?? KANAYA: Im Pretty Sure He Kisses Them Too Sometimes 

Oh god oh god oh god, this could be bad! D:

ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently. ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass. ROSE: You bastard. DAVE: well shit DAVE: thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving 

Well, that was a revelation that needed to happen! 0.0;

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This is an interesting shot! :O

KANAYA: You Arent Coming Then ARADIA: no ARADIA: i still have important work to do here TEREZI: 4WW >:[ 

Aww D:

SOLLUX: i'm just d0ne with this crap, this insane adventure bullshit, it's nothing pers0nal. SOLLUX: i just want to spend time with aa and chill 0ut and catch up with some 0f our dead buddies, is that 0k? 

That’s understandable!

KANAYA: Maybe I Will Stay Here Too ROSE: Why? KANAYA: As Nice As It Sounds To Move On KANAYA: I Dont Know If I Can Stand Three Of Your Human Years Of More Darkness 

NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONO! YOU STAY HERE WITH YOU HUMAN GIRLFRIEND YOUNG LADY!

ROSE: What outcome would you like the most? KANAYA: I Would Like To Have The Orb Again And To Keep It Safe This Time KANAYA: And I Guess To Not Be A Total Failure ROSE: Ok. ROSE: If you follow my advice, I can at least promise you will find yourself in the best position to determine whether that may come to pass. 

YES! FIGHT TO KEEP HER!

Though, I have to wonder how much of this is Rose really wanting her to come along?

ROSE: Can you please come? ROSE: Between the two of us, you with your inexplicably heretofore unmentioned phosphorescence, and I with my nigh-reflective traffic cone orange sun-sari, the meteor should never be too dark. KARKAT: (sollux, oh my god is it me or is everybody already just fucking hitting on each other left and right? oh god i can't take sweeps of this shit, don't leave me alone here, please don't) SOLLUX: ehehehehe. 

OMG his frikkin’ right! omg omg kfoewjiofewjoifewewfaewjkerjojfejoi I can’t fucking words right nowd aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

ROSE: And after that, we have to wait for one final guest to appear. 

Wait, what, really? Oh god, do you seriously mean Jack?

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ROSE: But reasonably soon, within a certain window, it will be time to leave. ROSE: We will then pilot this meteor as fast as we can make it go in that exact direction. SOLLUX: what's that way? ROSE: Nothing whatsoever. ROSE: As of now, that way lies darkness and uncertainty beyond description. 

Huh, then why go that way? Maybe she means there will be something there very soon?

DAVE: plan b DAVE: involves drawing some shitty cartoons DAVE: and not giving a fuck about stuff TEREZI: >8D TEREZI: 1 H3R3BY S3COND TH1S COOL DUD3S R4D1C4L MOT1ON ON GROUNDS OF R1D1CULOUSLY D3C4D3NT 4TT1R3 KANAYA: Yes Im Willing To Humor Elaboration On This Rap Centric Plan And Its Apathy Based Contingencies 

God, I just love that everyone is fucking here, guys? I’m so goddamned happy! ^^

I want to see Kanaya rap now! ^^

ROSE: Just as you should trust me that by the time we leave, if we leave exactly within the designated window and are able to travel at nearly the speed of light, the meteor will trace a route through the Furthest Ring which will topologically resolve as a straight line. ROSE: It will lead us directly to the new session. 

Speed of light... is this going to be a 3 year trip, too?

ROSE: If we are particularly unfortunate, we might even collide in an intersection of spacetime with a meteor piloted by our future selves. ROSE: And if we looked closely at that meteor before impact, we might notice a very large dent in it, which it originally suffered during the very collision we were about to experience.

Wibbly Wobbly timey wimey... thing...

Though seriously, this is fascinating! ^^

KARKAT: I'M GUESSING THAT MEANS IT'LL TAKE CONSIDERABLY LONGER TO GET THERE THAN IT DID TO GET HERE? 

...three years...

ROSE: It'll only take about three years. KARKAT: OK KARKAT: THAT'S NOT SO BAD I GUESS. KARKAT: WAIT, HOW LONG ARE YEARS SUPPOSED TO BE AGAIN? KARKAT: WAS IT LIKE TWO WEEKS OR SOMETHING? ROSE: Yes, two. ROSE: And then fifty more. KARKAT: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

xDDDDDDDDDD this is conversation is goddamn fantastic!

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DAMMIT! D:

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JADE: i would say JADE: if i keep our speed constant... JADE: we should arrive in about three years

!!!!!

They are going to spend 3 years on this damn ship together?

God I hope they have food here...

Can they access the dream bubbles at least?

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John! ^^

i'm sorry we can't be there for the big meetup. karkat, i deeply regret that i will not be present for these highly touted "TROLL/HUMAN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS", ha ha. maybe in three years, assuming you all aren't totally smooched out by then!!!

OMG John, just had to make it weird xDDD

rose and dave, you both look totally sweet! i can't believe you're both god tiers now. did you know jade is too? also, she has dog ears. she looks fantastic. how cool is it that we're all god tiers?

It is totally sweet! ^^ I’m so glad it all worked out like this!

vriska, if you read this, thanks again for all your help.

And now I am sad...

see you all in 3 years!!! ~john

I wish he could meet them now but... I understand his reasoning...

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KANAYA: Clown Hunting

...so baddass 0.0;;;;;;

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I love that Rose is just casually flying right now! xD

Omg, and Kanaya is looking at her, omg this whole sequence oh god I can’t handle this i’m going to explode!

ARADIA: tactically speaking a knight of time and a seer of light is a nearly unbeatable combination 

Makes sense!

DAVE: i dont really have any orders to give though DAVE: except for karkat to shut the hell up because that horseshit is more obnoxious in person than i ever imagined 

OMG Dave god my brain is melting into goop god wijroewjfeowijfowaejfoejqjiofes

KARKAT: OH WOW, I WOULD OFFER A RETORT TO YOUR VICIOUS BARB, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT UNLIKE EVERY ASSHOLE EVER, I CAN ACTUALLY FOLLOW ORDERS AND SHUT MY MOUTH! KARKAT: CHECK IT OUT, "DOGG" KARKAT: ...................................... ARADIA: yes you are off to an excellent start as a subordinate ARADIA: keep doing that! 

STOP! JUST STOP OMG!

I’m seriously losing my shit over here with glee! ^^;

TEREZI: TH4T SOUNDS 4 LOT MOR3 US3FUL TH4N MY S33R POW3RS >:[ ROSE: Illumination of the road to victory for all is an asset considerably different from command over the outcomes of decisions made by individuals. 

Lead the way Lalonde! ^^

Okay, I’m breathing, calming down. Breath. Breath. Breath....

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TEREZI: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS TEREZI: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S! DAVE: are you actually TEREZI: ... TEREZI: NO TEREZI: NO W3 AR3 NOT 

STOP I’M GOING TO DIE!

KARKAT: WHO'S THE LEADER NOW? KARKAT: ARADIA ARE YOU THE LEADER NOW KARKAT: OR IS IT ROSE "I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S TAKE THE INVINCIBLE DEMON HEAD ON!" LALONDE. 

OMFG

THERE NEEDS TO BE A READING SOMEWHERE! OMG I’M JUST

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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KARKAT: IT SEEMS WE HAVE ALSO CHANCED UPON NONE OTHER THAN THE GREEN FUCKING SUN ITSELF KARKAT: WHICH UNLESS MY RAW, RUDDY GANDERBULBS ARE STILL A LITTLE GRIEFBLEARY, STRIKES ME AS STILL BEING SOMEWHAT RATHER FUCKING *UNBLOWN* UP. 

Geeze, way to kill the mood! Karkat!

ROSE: It's simple. ROSE: We regroup, and then defeat him in person. KARKAT: OH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KARKAT: FUCKING OH. 

This would be easy if we had Jade here ^^;;;

GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT????? KARKAT: DON'T YOU START WITH ME 

NOPE CUT THAT AT THE SOURCE!

GAMZEE: naw brother, i was just about to all say for you to try and get your settle down on, maybe. GAMZEE: :o( 

Oh, fair enough...

KARKAT: I MEAN, WHAT ARE MOIRAILS FOR, RIGHT? KARKAT: THIS IS HOW IT WORKS, I STOP YOU FROM KILLING EVERYBODY, THEN YOU RETURN THE FAVOR AND CALM ME DOWN AND I JUST 

I’ve broken out laughing so many times this conversation! I’m just dying here xD

TEREZI: K4RK4T YOUR3 3MB4RR4SS1NG US 1N FRONT OF TH3 HUM4NS KARKAT: FUCK YOU KARKAT: I CAN'T BREATHE... KARKAT: IT'S SO BRIGHT, I NEED SUNGLASSES OR SOMETHING. 

God, this conversation is THE FUCKING BEST! Oh my god, there needs to be readings of this out there!

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I CALLED IT!

JADE: :| JADE: i have no idea JADE: extra dimensional shenanigan based phenomena perhaps?????

You really don’t want to know, Jade... somethings are best left a mystery...

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JOHN: what... JOHN: the fuck... JOHN: is that?

What? 0.0

I’m trying to think what that could be...

is it robohussie’s eyes but streaked?

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Oh, not too much different then...

Not sure what I was expecting...

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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KARKAT: I WAS JOKING, GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS AWAY FROM ME

xDDDDDDDD she’s only trying to help Karkat!

It’s cute how Rose is looking at her ^^