#hrmmm what characters would eork for this

[inter-demensional-shapeshifter]

Really intense yandere x tired of life reader. Hear me out. They offer you a human heart or something equally edgy and horrible and yn just sighs soooooo heavily. And like. Listen. They don't think cops would actually help them, and they're running behind for work so like. Whatever. Yeah, we can date, just maybe step back on the murder for me, okay buddy?

Just a "this may as well happen" yn who decides the best they can REALLY do in this situation is play along and see if they can keep themselves and other people from dying.

Their Yan is just wrapped around them while they do their shopping, they have timers on their phone to make sure they give their Yan enough attention each day, and they just kinda accept that this is their new normal. I mean, once they calmed down on the murder stuff it's not even that bad. It's nice to be wanted, and maybe yn's a lil more affection starved than they thought.

Not to make everything a dog metaphor, but it's like a person who's had a reactive dog for a long time. Like yeah they'll lose their absolute shit if someone unknown comes too close and I had to introduce them to my friends by letting them smell each other through doors but I'm so used to it already that it's not even that big of a deal anymore.