#hq love kids

[quixoatic]

returned from the dead to offer this

i might make a part two who knows hee hee

part two | part three

[tomasweetheart]

TWENTY TWENTY VISION — m. atsumu x gn!reader

sypnosis: atsumu needs glasses, but why on earth would he make his & your life easier by wearing them?

warnings: i'm gonna beat the shit out of atsumu oh my GOD he irks me so bad, post-timeskip atsumu, eensy bit of angst if you squint super super hard, osamu mention, i can't write the miya accent™ for the life of me but i tried so sorry, petnames such as baby used, he calls the reader pretty

notes: inspired by the fact that i just recently got my new glass and haven't had a pair since i was 14 so seeing the world focused fucks with me a lil bit, ALSO, atsumu with glasses has been flooding my brain, osamu is farsighted cause i said so

"I'm not wearin' 'em."

"Atsumu, please, you need to wear them, you have astigmatism in both of your eyes! And you're nearsighted!"

Atsumu lets out a soft huff as he crosses his arms, as if he isn't the reason you've been having this argument essentially since you brought up him even getting his eyes checked.

It all started when Osamu had gotten new glasses, that's what Atsumu thinks anyways, that this is all stupid Samu's fault.

Osamu came over one afternoon for a harmless visit, with new glasses on. You had asked Osamu about them, and commented that you never knew he needed glasses to which he responded:

"Oh yeah, me and Tsumu both do, he just hasn't worn his since junior high."

You swear you've never seen Atsumu react so quickly, his head snapping to Osamu and immediately telling him to shut up through gritted teeth. The subject gets dropped instantly, but now you're giving Atsumu side-glances throughout the night until Osamu leaves.

After you two are settled into bed and Atsumu is almost asleep, until your voice rings out in the dark.

"Is that why you squint so much?" you ask in a voice barely above a whisper.

"...What are ya on about?" Atsumu asks, turning to face you with a soft expression.

"Is that why you squint so much?" you ask again, "Because you don't wear glasses like you're supposed to, so the world's all unfocused for you all the time, is that why?"

Atsumu's silence and stunned expression is all the answer you need.

"That's what I thought," you mumble before turning away from him, "your eye appointment is Saturday at four."

And that puts Atsumu where he is now, sitting at the island connected to the kitchen in your small apartment, staring down the thick black lenses as if he was trying to explode them with his mind.

"I said, I ain't wearin' 'em," he huffs again vehemently, looking at you with an unwilling expression, "and that's final. I don't need no stupid glasses, I can see just fine."

"Oh yeah?" you challenge, palms resting against the island as you stand on the opposite side of it, "If you don't need your glasses, read the paper on our fridge. Without squinting."

Atsumu's face goes a little pale, his eyes widening slightly. He looks over your shoulder at the paper held onto the fridge with a stupid magnet in the shape of a volleyball.

"It, uh..." he trails off, trying to not squint as much as possible, "...it...it doesn't matter what it says! I'm still not wearin' those glasses! I don't need 'em!"

"Atsumu that paper is no more than four feet away from you, and you can't even tell me what the bolded title says," you responded in an almost pleading tone, "baby, you need your glasses, so I am begging you, please put them on."

Atsumu's face softens slightly at your pleading voice, before it turns unwilling again as he looks down at his arms and mumbles something you can't quite make out.

"What was that?" you ask.

"...They make me look dumb," he repeats a little louder, looking back up at you, "they make me look like an idiot, and since my eyes aren't used to being focused, I feel like a baby deer learnin' how to walk."

"Tsumu," you reply gently, your own expression softening, "if you didn't like the way glasses look, why didn't you ask for contacts?"

"Because they scare me," he rebuttals, "which I know is stupid because they're an easy solution to my problem, but they rip and get stuck and...I don't know, that just scares me."

You stare at him blankly before taking a deep breath, "Atsumu," you start, "I'm not...trying to make you look stupid, okay? I just know that you need them, and you know that too. It might be awkward at first, but won't it be worth it to see the world a little more clearer? So you won't have to squint to read traffic signs or drive through menus? And, glasses aren't a permanent solution, we can work our way up to contacts, but you need to wear these for now."

Atsumu looks down at the glasses again, letting out another unsure sigh as he picks the thick rims up, and places them on his face.

It's weird at first, everything is clearer. The titanium fridge, that stupid volleyball magnet and the paper it holds, and more importantly...

You.

The way your entire face shifts into focus leaves Atsumu speechless. He knows how pretty you are, he doesn't need glasses to see it, but god do they make it better.

You give Atsumu a weird look, "What?" you ask puzzled, "Can you see better?"

"Yeah," he responds with a small smile, "I can see real good, pretty."

[meongppangz]

[faunandfloraas]

ATE.

[katsu2ji]

imagine telling sugawara all about your special interest and him just sitting there and genuinely listening to you. he loves the way your face lights up as you talk about the thing you love so much to the point that it’s sometimes all you can think about. he’d ask questions to keep you going and make the conversation feel less one sided, to show you that he truly cares. he doesn’t mind that you’re rambling, barely aware of how long you’ve been talking or whether or not he even knows what you’re talking about—the fact that you trust him enough to talk about your special interest with him, to share this part of you, is more than enough. he doesn’t care how “weird” or niche it is, he’s just happy to be there learning from you. if you feel guilty afterwards for info dumping and being “too much,” he wouldn’t hesitate to remind you that you are anything but. all he wants is for you to be happy, and seeing you this excited makes him the happiest man alive.

katsu2ji © 2024. please don't copy, modify, or do anything of the sort with my work! i work very hard and you simply do not have my permission.

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Ukai doodle with the chunky brush

[monstrousproductions]

We finally did it - a searchable Monstrous Agonies episode database, so you'll never struggle to find your favourite letters again!

Every letter has its own entry, and has been given four key words to help you find the right story for you, as well as being labelled depending on whether it was part of a multi-letter story or not.

There's a master list of key words, so you know what your options are. Once you know what you want to filter by, you just make a new filter view, and search to your heart's content!

And on top of all that, each entry also links to the transcript for that episode, in Column A. These transcripts are now all available on the Monstrous Productions website, and include an embedded player so you can listen to the episode there and then.

There are 111 regular episodes of Monstrous Agonies, most of which have two letters each. That's a lot of entries! As such, some things might have slipped through the cracks as we set this all up, so if you notice any errors, please let us know!

Hopefully this database will make it easier for you to find your old favourites - or perhaps rediscover some forgotten friends! 👻🧛

Check it out via the Monstrous Productions website!

[monstrsball]

kuroo makes iwaizumi record a fitness safety PSA for the volleyball association and it is the most awkward video anyone has ever seen. iwaizumi's friends never let him live it down.

[hyunjiol2]

i have so many feelings about @slicesofapple ‘s oikage fic “as you wish”

it is adorable and hilarious and i could not help but crank this drawing out despite partial blindness!! give it a read!!

[bluestarjay]

Kenhina for the soul todayyyyy

Shoyo comes upon Kenma as he pets a cat, and of course, he doesn't really think much, but he's lost, so it couldn't hurt to make conversation. He's never seen him before, but he might still be able to help! But the guy is also lost, and *wow* is he pretty. And then he can't help but notice his volleyball shoes,,, so he makes small talk (as best as he can), and discovers the boy's name is Kenma Kozume. Not only is Kenma one of the prettiest boys he's ever seen, but he plays volleyball! And he's a setter??? But then Kenma and his friends show up, and they have to say goodbye. Hinata doesn't think they'll see each other again for a while since Kenma isn't from Miyagi, but that doesn't stop him from thinking about kenma.

Kuroo hasn't seen kenma talk so much to a stranger in a while, if not ever. So what's so different about the little short kid with the ginger hair? And then Nekoma and Karasuno play against each other. 'Ah. So that's why."

Kenma wasn't sure what he had expected when shoyo told him he played volleyball, but it wasn't this. But wow. They see each other in a particular light, despite having met mere hours ago, and there's a certain fire rising between them. Definitely not love, at least not yet, but it's the beginning spark of one of those eternal flames they'd seen videos of online.

Kenma *doesn't* make a face when he plays against shoyo. But they've exchanged numbers and started talking, and early on, Kenma thinks the way shoyo texts is cute. Not in the way the girls at school are cute, more like in the way that small animals are cute. He uses emojis excessively and uses so many acronyms he doesn't know (attributed to the fact that shoyo still uses a flip phone). It gives him a headache, really. But every time he gets the special notification sound he paid for, especially for Shoyo, he actually bothers to check it.

Shoyo likes a shocking amount of the games he does, and he finds out it's because shoyo watches other people play them on YouTube because his family owns one small TV and no gaming consoles. And, shoyo told him that his mother tends to be kind of strict about his social life and is reluctant to even let him play volleyball, let alone video games. He supposed it makes sense with how bad shoyos grades are. But he couldn't imagine not being able to play video games. And when did he start thinking about shoyo so much?? He didn't even think about kuroo that much, and they'd known each other for years. It doesn't occur to kenma that he has a crush on shoyo until their next training camp with fukurodani and karasuno.

Hinata knows right away that he's enamored. His first thought when he sees kenma is that he's beautiful and then to find out he's an incredible volley all player, too? And he's a setter??? How perfect could someone be?

Kenma knows when he sees Hinata and Lev hanging out, and it makes his blood boil. He wants to shove Lev's tall ass into the mud and let him stay there. As they eat their watermelon and barbecue, he sees how Shoyo's eyes turn gold in the sunlight. It reminds him of his favorite book series, Percy Jackson, how in the second series' latest book, they find the Athena Parthenos, which holds a small statue of Nike, the goddess of victory. It reminds him of them.

Shoyo will do anything to win; he is the strongest person he knows (or at least mentally). He wants to beat karasuno. He wants to keep fighting, even though he's never wanted to so badly before. He knows it's Shoyo's fault, the way he wakes him up early at the camp to ask him to set for him, and if it were anybody else, he'd say no, but shoyo isn't anybody.

He wants to continue to analyze every player on the court, to find their weaknesses and use them to his advantage. He wants to hold Shoyo in the palm of his hand, like how Athena holds Nike, to hold victory so close to his heart. He wants the golden-ness of Shoyo to reflect onto him. He wants to be wrapped up in everything shoyo can give him. So when he sees hinata fawning over how cool and tall Lev is, he knows it's time to tell him the truth.

Kuroo has never seen him so,,, weird. Of course, kenma has always been a freak, but when he stares at lev like he's gonna strangle him (and much harder than normal), he realizes it's because he's jealous of Lev, who's hanging out with the shrimp. Kenma invites shoyo to the gym a few hours later, during which they'd kiss for the first time. Kenma realizes that this is probably how Annabeth and Percy felt when they'd first gotten together. It would never beat an underwater kiss, but a gym kiss was still pretty good.

[kewpie-aisle]

Ok i know rico suave Oikawa is amazing and all but imagine super flirty Oikawa Tooru but can't put his money where his mouth is. Walk with me here...

Tooru just really enjoys flirting with all pretty people and having banter. But the moment someone doubles the energy , he's internally panicking. Then there's Hinata who does not know what subtlety means. If you flirt with him and accept his flirting back, he will drop to his knees and unzip you right then and there.

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

{ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 — 𝖻𝗅𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖻𝗈𝖻𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌!𝖺𝗎 𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝖼𝗎𝗓 𝖻𝗈𝖻 𝗂𝗆𝗈 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽, 𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉, 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗄𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗈, 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿, 𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗎𝗇 𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾. }

“hello my youngest what can I do for you this pleasant morning?” you kept your eyes on your phone knowing the footsteps of your three children by heart, your husband grumbles turning over pulling the sheet up over his head.

the slapping of your six year old’s feet against the tile floor as she ran to jump into your lap, being the only thing you hear before it happens. you laugh with your daughter as your phone falls on the bed.

“haytari! you see your daddy tryna sleep.” she laughs teasingly. “i think he should wake up, no amount of sleep would fix that mug.” you burst out laughter as your husband shoots up. “i only look like this caus’a you brats.”

your middle child, eight year old mylo announces his presence, walking into your now wide open bedroom sitting at the edge of your huge bed. “if that’s what you need to tell yourself dad i support you!” kyotani growls out a “lo…” as his son pokes at his feet under the covers.

your eldest, ten year old kyara walks in skittishly, sitting at your feet. “what are we talking about in here guys?” your youngest speaks up. “dad’s ugly face.” you exclaim a ‘heihei!’ stifling your giggles as you husbands eyebrows twitch, a chastising “brat…” leaving his lips.

“it’s okay dad i still think you’re pretty.” kentaro sighs, fingers massaging his forehead, already tired from the day as he responds to kyara. “thanks key.” she smiles as if she’d accomplished something. “you’re welcome dad.” you laugh at the whole interaction, fixing hei’s bonnet.

“alright kids stop messing with your father, now what do y’all want?” hei wraps her arms around your neck, kissing your cheek as she creepily strokes your bonnet. “nothing but your love mother.” you hum unconvinced as you looked into her gleaming eyes then behind her to your other children, finding them staring back.

“yea right! what really you little gremlins?” mylo shouts no longer able to hide his excitement. “when’s our uncle coming mom!?” kentaro scoffs as you answer looking at your phone. “y’all are lucky I was just on the phone with him. he’ll be here in four hours— five if he doesn’t like his outfit probably, just enough time for y’all to get ready. I gotta do y’all hair, so go shower and brush your teeth; you all have dragon breath.”

they all jump out of your bed, rushing to their rooms. “finally damn disrespectful brats.” your husband says leaning over to kiss you. you stop him with a finger to his lips, his eyebrows furrowing as he ‘hmmps’ questioningly. “that goes for you too ken. you can kiss me all you want after.” he nods pulling away from your finger, jumping out the bed to the bathroom.

your family is sat in the living room after eating a full breakfast, watching a movie as you sit on the couch to do the kids hair, setting a pillow down on the floor, starting with mylo who’s the most willing because he likes getting his hair played with by you.

“why don’t one of you girls go to daddy to get this done quicker?” you ask parting your sons hair. your oldest fidgets, keeping her eyes on the movie. “umm no thanks mom.” you were about ask why before your youngest spoke up, her little figure lying on the couch in a relaxed manner.

“no offense mom but dad doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s had ten years to practice. remember when he tried to do kyara’s hair last week? she looked like no one loved her, no offense kiki.” kyara glanced at her little sister before looking back at the large tv, replying. “oh um none taken i guess.”

your jaw dropped as mylo raised his hand. “i want a no offense too!” your little one complies. “no offense lo.” “none taken!” he grins making you smile at the little interaction before looking at your husband with a teasing look. he shook his head at whatever idea was going through yours, a stressed look on his face.

“heihei, why didn’t you say no offense to your dad?” the brown haired girl declares with assertion, looking to you then her father. “because i wanted him to be offended mommy.” you cackle, slapping your hand against your knee, panting to catch your breath as your husband slinks into the couch, throwing his head back. “i am sick of all of you. none of you are good people.”

after finishing their hair in different styles of braids, the doorbell rings and your husband goes to answer it. he snarls when toru pushes past him to the living room, closing the door and standing by it as he watches you all run up to toru, hugging him screaming his name.

“y/n!! my pups!!” he screams back, your husband scoffs and you roll your eyes, knowing he was going to try to bully the lanky, well dressed male. “when are you getting your own family? an’ where you taking my kids?” toru does the gesture of waving him off, a dashing smile on his face.

“why have a family when i can rent one? it’s more fun being the rich uncle anyways; i’m taking the pups shopping then to the amusement park, they should be good and tired when I bring ‘em back.” you smile thanking toru for the next few hours of quiet that he’s bringing you, he says no problem kissing your cheek as he rushes the kids out of your house, dodging the powerful smack kentaro was finna land on him.

you’re now in your bed lounging with your husband who tsks. “still don’t like that oikawa is their uncle.” you giggle raking your hand up and down his chest. “well maybe you shouldn’t have fallen for and gotten married to his best friend.“ he grumbles as you kiss at his jaw to distract him adding “at least iwa is their uncle too.”

he ‘hmmps’ leaning into your affection “that’s the only upside.” it makes you giggle, your upper half laying on his. “now tell me why you wanted those brats again?” you laugh, hitting him on the chest. “i’m not the one with the breeding kink ken~ or did you forget?” he smirks, flipping you over so he’s on top. “you’re right i did, why don’t you help me remember.” you squeal laughing as he covers you both with the blanket.

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i haven’t even watched blue lock but the movie premieres soon and i’ll be living with my bestie during july so you best BELIEVE i’m dragging her non-weeb ass to the movie theatre 🫡🫡🫡

[akaashism]

i feel like we don't talk about tobio being an uncle enough. like, you're wrong if you think miwa's baby wouldn't become his whole world the moment he holds it in his arms.

tobio being the kid's favourite too—because that's the cool, famous person in their family and they get to brag about their uncle being on tv in front of all their friends. when he's free, tobio is always on babysitting duty, but he enjoys it because he gets to tell his niece/nephew all about volleyball and get them interested in it (he's successful). he's a mentor to the kid, like kazuyo was to him :')

speaking of, miwa's kid always insists on going to watch tobio play live and sometimes they do. the kid is always wearing a "kageyama 20" jersey and holding a fan sign. tobio is always so happy to see them cheering for him because that's his family and he loves them! they go out for dinner afterwards and tobio buys the kid whatever they want. miwa says tobio is spoiling the little brat too much, but tobio counters it and says that's his job, while ruffling the kid's hair, who gives him the widest, happiest grin. miwa's child would soften him up as a person so much over the years and it's noticeable to everyone around him ❤️

it's not just tobio who spoils the kid, but all of tobio's teammates too, who are completely wrapped around his niece/nephew's finger.

tobio never knew he needed this kid in his life, but now he finds that he can't live without them 😭🫶🏼

[comradekiwi]

kghn fic where hinata gets hit by a car on his bike ride home. or his bike gets stolen (pseudo sugar daddy kags arc maybe if tobio pays for a new one ?)

[coffeebooh]

i truly want to know what goes on in dc writers heads bcoz wdym joker mpreg by zatanna? in the very beginning of 2023???!