#hozukimaru

[idontthinkimokaymentally]

Hello there Hozukimaru fans.

[asexxxualerotica]

"I know what your doing." Weiss' voice had an accusatory note to it as she stepped up to Hozukimaru outside of one of Beacons many private workout rooms. With VYTL starting in just a few days, Weiss wanted to be as reasy as she could. Still this matter had to be settled. "You're not subtle about it either."

“And what might that be, Miss Schnee?” Hozukimaru asked with a casual, unperturbed tone. He crossed his arms, standing nearly twice her height, and his tail flicked with amusement behind him as he stared down at her. “I’m just observing the students as they train—as one of the judges, I need to make sure the participants are all at their best for the competition.”

@freeusemuses

[madaramee]

Headcanon: Being Bald

It's canonical fact that Ikkaku gets triggered whenever he gets called 'bald'.

As far as he's concerned, he's not bald - but in reality, he obviously is. In fact, save for his eyebrows (which are narrow enough as it is), there's not a speck of hair on Ikkaku's entire body. He is, naturally, completely bald.

This started at an earlier age. While he doesn't have recollection of himself having hair, he knows for a fact he used to have it. But when he was still pre-teen, it all fell off. Ikkaku is one of the few souls who suffers from a medical condition without a physical body (only canonical examples being Jushiro, Kaname, and Sajin - which is plain cursed), and you bet the others around him mocked him for it.

This caused a defensive reaction in him that carries out to this day. Whenever anyone calls him bald, he will get pissed. It's quirky, but it's a display of disrespect that hurts the kid in him that went through watching his own hair fall off early on in life. Truth is, Ikkaku has already fully accepted himself for who he is and what he is -- he wouldn't have achieved Bankai otherwise. But, it's still taboo to call him bald. If asked, he is balding; not bald.

It got to the point where pointing it out to his face is enough. He hates it about himself, and will refute it in-front of others, violently. In fact, that alone is enough to trigger him into battle mode. But, he's also accepted it.

Of course, only a select few can be trusted enough to call him 'bald' in the first place: and that's his Captain, Yumichika and Renji - which he trusts will never call him that in the first place; Iba, with which he is close, and Yachiru and Rangiku - which he can honestly do nothing about. Other than that, it's well-known within the 11th (and the Seireitei itself to an extent) that calling Ikkaku bald, is a fast way of getting your ass kicked.

[ofdarkestdesires]

So which of your RWBoys is gonna get head cheerleader Neopolitan all to themselves?

Damn you damn you damn you—

So, the RWBoYs of this blog, to be clear, are:

Stark Ryder, ex-criminal who fanonically was Torchwick’s partner and had a friendly rivalry with Neo for years.

Fenris Silbern, an ex member of the White Fang who turned to the path of vengeance after his leader was murdered, similar to the shortstack herself.

Hozukimaru Wukong, father of Sun, visiting professor at Beacon, and more than eager to pin the sexy student to a desk during some after-school lessons.

Russet Vulcan, a tried and true veteran and combat instructor who would love to put the sexy cheerleader in her place.

There’s also Baelz and the members of Team CORS, and of course, they want a slice of the sexy ice cream queen—but this isn’t their fight. Perhaps another day…

Now, of these four, all of them have their own special merits. I can imagine so many scenarios that fit them all…but when it comes down to it, there’s only one man that cheerleader Neo belongs to—

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

“I’ll enjoy seeing you in my office after class, Miss Politan~”

[no-more-tales-tavern]

@delugedecade sent "Some Like It Rough v1 2A : Neo has to pay back Hozukimaru for bailing her out of jail, again."

Some Like it Rough V1: 2A

He swore she was doing it on purpose at this point. I mean, how else could he explain it? She was possibly the most skilled assassin in the entire region—she had gotten away with more crimes on her record than he had lovers in each city they visited—and for Hozukimaru, that was definitely saying something!

Yet despite all her skills, the four-foot-six expert in espionage and assassinry somehow always thrown in prison for the most mundane of reasons, and needed him to bail her out.

"You know, Neo~" the hulking barbarian groaned as leaned over her, folding the curvy shortstack in an upside-down full-nelson, his massive cock ramming away into her ass, "if you want me to fuck you stupid~ all you have to do is ask~!"

The curvy shortstack could only squeal and moan in reply—the way he folded her pinned her arms to her sides, so she had no way of responding to him. Still, she let a delighted and lewd smile spread across her face, and she nuzzled back into the ape-man's broad chest as she took his punishing fucking with absolute delight.

"Don't you give me that~" her companion muttered, though a smirk had started to spread across his face as well as he drilled his cock harder down into her—his tail curled and coiled around her waist under him and hooked back on itself to hold her tight against him. "Use your words next time~ tell me what you—oof!"

His mocking tone was cut off by the firm headbutt to his chest, and as he pulled back he held back a chuckle at her pouting puffed up cheeks as she glowered up at him. "Oi, don't look at me like that—you know you can use your words!"

The expert assassin glared up at him, before huffing and flipping her wrist, pulling a sign out from nowhere to face up at him. [Yeah, but it's not as fun~] it read, and her pouty expression turned into a playful smirk. One that made Hozukimaru grin.

"Why you~ well, if fun's what you want~!!" he growled, before gripping her tighter and holding her fully up off the ground—immediately, Neo let out another shrill squeal of delight, and began to moan out wantonly as the hung as hell ape-man began plowing ruthlessly into her, fucking her even harder than before, her body jerking and bucking in ecstasy.

Outside their room, the rest of their party grimaced, knowing this would take a while.

[realm-of-erotica]

Made for Monsters 1E: Hozukimaru agrees to help test the limits of Lazuli’s warforged form—though perhaps not the way she’d expected.

Made for the Monsters 1E

This was proving to be far too much for the new warforged. Lazuli had lost track of time, and was unable to tell if hours or days had passed since this had begun. All she knew, was that it was beginning to be far too much for her to handle.

"Fuck! You need to stop! I c-cant take anymore!" She pleaded, as she felt this man's shaft slam into the deepest parts of her. The pleasure was overwhelming, but poor Lazuli had reached her limit. "Stop!~ Please stop!~ I'll do anything!~ Anything you want!~"

"Anything?" The large man almost growled out. "Then we're going to keep this up, until I'm sure you're knocked up!~"

"Wait no-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!~" Lazuli's protests turned into a scream when she felt an ungodly amount of cum pour into her. Unsure that she could still reproduce what with now being a warforged, but she knew that wouldn't deter her partner.

To be continued...?

[highly-opinionated-ramblings]

Long time no fic! Here's a post-canon Bleach story about zanpakuto, because they're my FAVORITE

[freeusemuses]

“You know, call me crazy, but I don’t think that look is gonna do much to help keep yourself and your identity safe.” Hozukimaru flashed a grin to the Spider-themed heroine as he said that, his gaze shamelessly dragging up and down her curvaceous form and the stretches of smooth skin her outfit revealed. “Though, maybe that’s what you want~”

@asexxxualerotica

How many times have the two flirted like this? Gwen had lost count. But the heroine had a crazy big crush on the Huntsman, and loved to rile him up by doing things like this. "There's really only one way to find out~"

[incorrctbleach]

Fujikujaku: Look, we didn't invite you guys to play cards because you two are always screaming at each other, and it makes everyone feel awkward! It makes Hyorinmaru faint, and sometimes it makes Wabisuke cry! Wabisuke: One time! I cried ONE time! Kazeshini: Six. Wabisuke: Six times! Tobiume: See? We fight so much even our friends don't want us around! Haineko: Hozukimaru's not my friend. I only tolerate Wabisuke. No one likes Fujikujaku. And Hyorinmaru is basically a pet.

[toxictaicho]

St. Nicholas gang - 11th Division

pencils, marker

Nicholas – Ikkaku

Hates his wig and beard.

Holds bishop's staff like Hozukimaru.

Kids are afraid of him.

Devil – Zaraki

Don't have to put on makeup, only activates bankai.

Kids, their parents and anyone they meet on streets are afraid of him.

Wants to spar with every parent.

Angel – Yumichika

He made costumes for them. Was cursing during it, because thought they're ugly.

Kids are afraid of him too, but not that much like of Nicholas and Devil.

He's often rude to people.

And they don't know there's another group...

[troius]

I'm also more than a little disappointed in our Squad 11 boys here. Hisagi's shikai does provide him an advantage here (that buzzsaw thing he does will probably kill way more of these blobs than a katana), but it's hard to imagine Ikkaku or Yumichika getting a lot of baby-killing throughput with Hozukimaru or Fuji Kujaku. Break out the secret powers, gentlemen!

[bleach-smashorpass]

[asexxxualerotica]

"Mr. Wukong." Winter's voice was barely audible over the sound of the pulsing thumps of the music playing. Something she tuned out as she addressed the towering Faunus. "I'd like a word with you in private."

“Specialist Schnee—I suppose I can be pulled away for a moment,” the towering Faunus huntsman replied with a nod, setting his glass of punch off to the side, turning away from the festivities for the moment. The dance was a bit subdued for his tastes, but as a representative of Shade Academy he was forced to attend…for as long as he wasn’t needed elsewhere. So the Specialist’s request gave him the out he so needed as he stepped to her side. “What is it you need?”

[ofdarkestdesires]

Scourge, Hozukimaru...

YorHa model No. 2B. Would you sleep with her?

Scourge and Hozukimaru both stare at the voluptuous android, then each other, then the asker.

Scourge: “Do you mean together, or either or?”

Hozukimaru: “Because I wouldn’t mind double-teaming this gorgeous machine with my friend here—“

Scourge: “But we’re both greedy bastards~”

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

Okay so a false shikai and bankai are clearly possible

And squad 11 has a thing for denying the true nature of their zanpakuto (yumichika and kido, Kenny pre ichigo fight viewing his sword as not alive)

And klub revealed this little tid bit about hozukimaru's nature

And learning the true nature of your blade can heal even a broken bankai-

There's a chance for the biggest glow up ever...