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Bro that nmacc thing in Mumbai 💀💀 I'd be embarassed to be seen with that man if I was zendaya
#not study related#Zendaya#anti tom holland#stop trying to make him hot#he's a Brit he's got no upper lip his face constantly looks like someone told him Santa isn't real#he's wrong#idk what he's wrong about but he's wrong about SOMETHING#i wouldn't have such a problem with him if people didn't constantly act like he's a sex good#atleast timmy chalamet looks decent#he's not the sex god y'all make him out to be either but atleast he's not painfully weird looking#and a much better actor#at the end of the day all these guys like timmy chalamet or cevans or paul rudd infact the whole marvel bunch#these are all just very average looking white guys#it's not even a white guy thing honestly cuz there's some rlly attractive white guys#like the whole of måneskin#roger taylor in drag#💀💀#hozier occasionally#ok I'll admit if i didn't know hozier i wouldn't like him until he opened his mouth#rlly chose violence huh??#anyways that's on white men#stop making average white guys out as sex gods#white women are ok white women are great#ALSO HARRY STYLES#look at other men in a dress#look at må look at lil nas x look at billy porter look at queen look at bowie then look at harry styles#they all challenged gender roles but one of them lost bad#stop it#stop trying to make him look good or hot#idc if he's ur fav he can't act for shit and the fact that we've made him a qUeEr IcOn-I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE LOOK THAT HORRIBLE IN A DRES
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it frustrates me to no end that only Hoziers love songs (mostly the “love” songs but that’s another issue for another day) ever get popular, and when his protest/call to action/social commentary songs do get popular, they get misinterpreted to HELL. (god i love Take Me To Church but holy shit that’s NOT A CHRISTIAN SONG AKDBEB) (and honestly his “love” songs also get misinterpreted too but again, different day)
it’s lead to this public view of him mostly being that he’s some forest dweller who only writes love songs to his human lover. his most social commentary songs are the least popular, which i know happens to every artist ever, but it just irks me especially with him, especially because he’s becoming more mainstream and more people are being dumb about his songs
so, anyway, here are some of my favorite of his commentary/protest songs, i urge you to listen!!
oh and here’s the speech he made at Ruoff on May 28th, filmed by me!
(here’s my release order Hozier playlist too)
#look i also make the occasional joke that hozier isn’t fully human bc he’s too talented#but so many people just don’t LISTEN to his WORDS#Spotify#hozier#the hoziest#jackboot jump#nina cried power#foreigners god#swan upon leda#eat your young#butchered tongue#empire now#rambles#reg talks
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Just when I was afraid we’d seen the last of Silica Boy
#Hozier#occasionally I grapple with the knowledge that if this man didn’t make music he still would have been a dril-level twitter comedian
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I need to see more Hozier on appleradio playlists immediately- yall are missing such a good opportunity
#please yall cmon#too sweet#angel of small death and the codeine scene#sunlight#IT WILL COME BACK#CMON NOW#also take me to church but I actually see that song occasionally#radioapple#appleradio#alastor x lucifer#hozier#ship talk#music talk#text post
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SHIT I MISSED HOZIER'S BIRTHDAY. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE MAN EVER
#hozier#happy birthday!!!!#i cannot wait for the songs this friday oh my god#sorry to everyone who was expecting podcast content from me. you'll get it occasionally i swear
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fascinating discovery: I have at least the same MIDDLE vocal range as Hozier
if only i was actually good at singing
#context i only rly do folk singing and the occasional open mic#low alto#my speaking voice sounds like a squeaky toy so my singing voice is... surprising lmao#its genetic. my mom (who sings in community choirs) can go well into tenor iirc#adding “hozier” to the lists of artists I can easily sing along with. next to Bruno Mars Radiohead Alannah Myles Annie Lennox and Elvis
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told my coworker the other day that I listen to almost entirely women when it comes to music and he was like. absolutely flabbergasted and he asked me how do u live like that. MAN. listen to some fka twigs and maybe u'll understand. jesus christ
#hozier and tamino r my exceptions. along w the occasional banger from my childhood or smth dkdnskfnskjxb#blabs
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on one hand the sequel series to a movie about a group of men getting their cocks out on stage having a death scene that made me cry is very odd.
on the other hand, the sequel series to a movie about northerners in england being put out of work by thatcher ending their industry and finding it so difficult to find a new job that they resort to stripping, driven by one guy attempts to get enough money that he can afford to keep shared custody of his son, having a plot line where a disabled elderly man loses his benefits because the government are cheap and don’t trust people and he’s unable to re-enter the workforce and therefore has no money so he dies of malnutrition on the side of the road since he left the hospital too early because he heard that they needed more beds but didn’t have the space… well, it makes sense. also his name is horse presumably bc of the size of his cock.
#the full monty#it’s a good show#occasionally there’s a very serious plot line and then it’s immediately followed by something nonsensical#it presents friendships very well#and it takes a note from fanfics and names an episode after a hozier song
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"hozier is a faerie/angel/spirit trapped in a man's body" is men being genuinely respectful and artistic so foreign to you that you have to associate it with the mystic to believe it exists
#trust me. he just uses religious motifs in his songs#and talks about plants occasionally#and is irish#this probably makes exactly zero sense but yk#idk whether to be disappointed in men or in hoziers fanbase#probably both
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Me frfr
#its my blog and i get to post what i want#sorry if you followed me for fandom shit#i use this blog as a picture book and a place to shitpost#occasionally post a few bangers#hozier#ghost bc#sleep token#ethel cain
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🎶✨when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to some of your favourite followers / mutuals <3
ive been so busy im just now getting to this ahhh but okay the only thing i've listened to since it came out is unreal unearth so i put my music on shuffle so it's not just a list of literally only hozier songs lmao
the story of us - taylor swift
another place - bastille
cherry wine (live) - hozier
blame - bastille
favorite crime - olivia rodrigo
i tried to skip repeating artists but it kept wanting to give me bastille so two bastille songs :)
#thank you for the ask!!!! it was very fun#mutuals <3#i think this is a good representation of what i listen to mostly#it really is just taylor bastille hozier#and then the occasional special guest stars#those are my primary artists tho#i am excited for guts tho#i think if it's a good sophomore album olivia might be added to my mains#also [redacted] but i dont like to admit i listen to them#i did skip a song from [redacted]#ppl always make fun of their music#and im not at a place to accept being cringe yet#even tho i live cringe each and every day#im not ready for that level#this is way too many tags#nobody asked for all this information
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Nothing but respect for my king
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i have an irl mutual i need to talk about hozier with
#i consider her my irl mutual bc we talk occasionally but see each other quite often. she kind of exists in my life without doing much#but she is SO fucking cool and when we do interact i do jump out of joy#anyway yes more specifically i need to tell her about the toad cover of take me to church. my irl hozier mutual if you're reading this-#you need to know about the take me to church toad cover. it is so important to me that you do. also i love your poetry. peace ✌
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i literally cannot listen to take me to church by hozier anymore without feeling a vicious rage in my chest because the place I used to work would play that song literally 24/7. thats not an exaggeration that thing was on LOOP. six hours a day of take me to church will drive a man insane.
#hozier#its a good song but i associate it with retail sadly :(#'why was a normal retail chain playing take me to church-' I dont know. i wish i had an answer.#i don't know who got it into the playlist#whoever you are i both love and hate you#id occasionally see uptight soccer moms look like vaguely suspicious at the music it was really funny
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the thing is that Hozier feels like eden
and man do I like eating apples
#I think it's safe to say that I now do not only like Hozier's songs occasionally anymore#but I'm rather fully and completely enamoured with that man's soul
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you don’t know me
pairing ⋆ spidey!luke castellan x gn!reader au. fluff with a bit of angst. friends to lovers.
synopsis ⋆ spider-man appears at your window for help, and accidentally reveals his identity.
warnings ⋆ blood descriptions, stitching, swearing, stranger danger tbh, bit dramatic(?), kinda rushed i apologize | wc: 2.5k
a/n ⋆ i hate the ending of this so feel free to not read it😭😭
♫ - jackie and wilson by hozier
1:33am
it was hard trying to stay awake at this time, sound of the rain against your window and the soft snores of your roommates made it was easy to focus on closing your tired eyes instead of looking over all the notes scattered on your desk, it seemed nothing could stop you from drifting off to the peaceful place despite the thought of your sore neck in the morning from being slouched over your desk, but three taps against your window made your eyes shoot open.
he regretted it immediately, as he watched your head rise from the desk, but what else could he do? he gripped his side as he watched you mumble to yourself at the sight of spider-man on your fire escape, but you quickly opened the window.
“what the fuck?” you whisper at the sight, the heavy rain began to cover your window sill and floor but you didn’t even notice.
“hi, um i know this must seem very odd..” the superhero in front of you trailed off as you let him in, “shit, i’m bleeding on your carpet.”
“what- oh shit!” you gasp, noticing the giant gash he gripped on his torso, without a second thought you grabbed his hand and dragged him into your private bathroom, pushing him to sit on the toilet as you rummaged in your cupboards, as you pulled out a first-aid kit, you rummaged for supplies, “can i ask why the hell spider-man is bleeding in my bathroom right now?”
“i- i lost a lot of blood, i wouldn’t have been able to make it to my place in time.” he lied, “not to sound creepy but i saw your light on and.. and i needed help.”
“can you take the top half of your suit off?” you ask, washing your hands, as if you hadn’t even acknowledged what he had said. he nods, unzipping the back and removing his arms from the sleeves, letting the suit rest at his waist, his mask still hiding his identity, “this will hurt.” you warn, even though he had definitely experienced worse than a wound being wiped down.
but still he winced, clenching his jaw, as you realized it wasn’t just a cut, he had been stabbed.
“thank god you stumbled across a med-students dorm.” you mumble to yourself, trying to lighten the mood as you get ready to stitch his side together, as he went to laugh at your comment he was interrupted by a groan of pain emitting from his throat.
“i know it hurts, but try to be quiet. if you wake clarisse, my roommate up, she will not make this situation any better.” you say, luke holds back a laugh knowing it was definitely true, he bites down on his lower lip as you stitch him up. luckily it was a shallow cut,.
you worked in silence, occasionally broken up by strewn out swears and winces from the superhero, biting your lip in concentration. as you tied together the final stitch you let out a breath you hadn’t even realized you were holding.
“okay, the hard part is done.” you informed him, wiping down any excess blood that stained his skin.
“thanks.” he mutters weakly, moving to adjust his posture but immediately freezing as pain shoots up his body.
“stay still.” you say, “i still have to bandage it.” pulling out medical tape and gauze out of your medical bag, he felt as your hands occasionally slipped off the white bandage and touched his stomach. the pain almost subsided as the feeling of your fingertips burned into him. wrapping the bandage around his torso and taping it down you lean back on your knees, letting out a sigh.
he focuses on you as you stand, washing blood off your hands in the sink before cleaning up your supplies, you glance at him catching him staring, as he pretends to admire your bathroom as if he hadn’t been in here before.
“um-“ he clears his throat, “sorry for bleeding on your floor.” he mentioned, guilt evident in his voice.
“s’okay, i didn't like that carpet much anyways.” you say, which was a lie. luke remembered vividly how happy you were to get what you called, ‘the best rug ever’ for your room, his brows furrow.
you lean back against the bathtub, letting out a sigh, he goes to move but you nudge him with your foot, “don’t go just yet, won’t be good to swing on new stitches.” you explained to him, as he leaned back against the back of the toilet.
his breathing was sharp and inconsistent as his stomach stung in pain, his eyes squeezed shut, “the only thing i have for pain is like advil and tylenol. i don’t know if that helps with stab wounds though.” you spoke up, he shakes his head in response.
“i’ll be fine, just- just need to catch my breath.” to which you nodded in response.
“can i get you water?” you suggest, quickly standing as a ‘please’ is heard from under the mask, him suddenly noticing the scratchy and dry feeling of his throat. you rush out the room, tiptoeing into the kitchen to grab water for the superhero, as you return and hand it to him, you spin around so he can remove his mask.
his face was red as he watched you carefully, slipping his mask above his nose to gulp down the glass. scared you’d spin around to discover it was your friend bleeding out in the bathroom.
but you didn’t, as he pulled the mask back down and placed the cup on the counter, is when you turned and returned to your spot on the floor, bringing your knees to your chest.
he begins to shuffle uncomfortably on the toilet, breathing harder as his back slouched and his body tensed. the bandages felt tight on him, as he resisted the urge to rip them off, he was quickly distracted as you kneeled in front of him, placing your hand on his exposed wrist.
tingles shot up his body at the feeling of your skin against his again, it felt so odd, knowing he had hugged and brushed past you so many times but this was different, every touch had him blushing as butterflies flew around his stomach, he didn’t know you felt the same way, but with luke, not spider-man.
“control your breathing, your pulse is out of control.” you breathe, your pointer and middle finger pressed against his wrist feeling his pulse.
he began to focus on your breathing, watching as your chest rose and fell while you seemingly seemed focused on the wall of the bathroom. he quickly matched his breathing with yours, sitting up straight as your hand pulled away from him.
“thank you, for helping me.” he stammered, suddenly self conscious of his voice, how hadn’t you recognized it?
“i mean, what else was i supposed to do? there was a superhero at my window sill.” you scoff in disbelief, “it’s fine, i mean, it’s the least i can do for you keeping me- uh new york, safe.” you clear your throat, staring at your hands that rest atop your knees. “can i ask you something?”
his throat dries, “yeah?”
“i mean- obviously don’t answer if it’s too personal or gives away your identity, but.” you tilt my head, “do you like… live a normal life during the day? or are you always spider-man?” you ask cautiously.
he pauses to think about his answer, narrowing his eyes at you, “oh yeah, i-i do have a normal life during the day.” he confesses, the hand that grasped his stomach moves to scratch the back of his neck.
“cool.” you reply, stopping yourself from question him farther.
“you aren’t asking any questions,” he stated quietly, almost in disbelief. as he spoke, he shifted his attention to your face. “i was expecting some like freaked out reactions. but you’re... you’re really chill about this.”
“you have a secret identity for a reason, i wouldn’t want to ruin that for you. you keep the city safe, and that’s all i need to know.” you shrug in response, staring at the white eyes of his mask.
“i mean it’s so crazy.” you say randomly, causing his head to tilt in confusion, “i’ve thought about it before you know, imagine one of my friends was a masked superhero.” he tenses, knowing that in fact it was true, “like my friend luke, he’s always disappearing at random moments.” his eyes widen but you don’t notice because of the mask, chuckling to yourself at the thought.
“yeah, imagine that.” he murmurs in response, suddenly very sweaty in stress.
“how’re you feeling?” you turn your attention back to him.
“still hurts a lot, but i should go now.” he explains, his hand on the counter to steady himself as he stands, “again, thank you so much.”
you walk to the window, opening it and helping him climb out onto the fire escape, “again” you repeat him, “it’s the least i could do.”
4:56pm
you yawn as you open the door revealing luke castellan, bag swung over his shoulder and hair messy from the wind, he gave you a lopsided smile, “ready to study?”
you shake your head as he enters your apartment, “i was studying all night, barely got sleep.” you respond, leading him to your room.
he just nods his head at you in response, cheeks growing hot, sure you were studying, before his alter ego stumbled through your window.
as he walked into your room, he immediately took notice of the spot of your carpet that had been rolled over, to cover the evidence of the blood stain. his stare lingered there, before quickly collecting himself to sit on your bed.
“i made these flashcards for you last night.” you break the silence, holding up pastel green cards, “ready to be tested, castellan?” you tease, plopping onto the bed and leaning against the headboard as he takes his jacket off.
“oh bless you for those.” he praised, comfortably laying down at the end of your feet.
“just admit i’m your favourite person.” you giggle, he rolls his eyes before encouraging you to begin.
thirty minutes past as you tested him, reaching the end before you would swap over, “alright” you clear your throat, “next- luke?” your gaze drifts up from the card.
“yeah?” he asked, waiting for you to continue.
“you’re bleeding.” you point at his shirt, he looks down to find his blue t-shirt slowly bleed red, dripping down his side. immediately, he reacted by pressing down as hard as he could against the wound, a small whimper escaping his lips in the process.
“what-“ you cut yourself off, to look up into his eyes, eyes widening in the process “no fucking way.”
he tore his attention away from his wound, blood seeping into your bed sheets, “i-“ in a flash you’re up from the bed, cards spilling onto the floor as you yank him up causing him to yelp. he sits down on the toilet as you rummage for the first aid kit, again.
“take off your shirt.” you demanded, and despite the surprise this brought him, he didn’t resist. he removed his shirt almost immediately, revealing the bloody coated bandages.
you stared at his chest, the fact that it was the exact same as spider-mans made you wanna scream, but you held back, removing the bandages and staying quiet to patch him up, too scared to speak.
luke stayed silent, staring at you with sad eyes, praying you would forgive him. he winced every so often at the sting of you restitching some stitches that came loose, and rewrapping his stomach with fresh gauze.
your lips pursed together as you washed your hands, refilling the same cup from last night with water and placing it beside him before walking off into your room. luke quickly tugs hair shirt back on, ignoring the blood stain and the pain that shot up his body at the sudden movement, before going to stand in front of you in your room, “i’m sorry.” he whispers.
“you could have died, and it would have been my fault.” you remarked, “can you imagine? spider-man dies in my bathroom and i take his mask off to reveal my best fucking friend.” you scoffed, tears covering your waterline.
his expression softened, as he nudged your foot with his, “but i didn’t.”
“but you could have!” you yell, shooting up to stand in front of him, “jesus luke, this is what you’ve been doing all year? this is why you disappear all the time?” he stares at his shoes as you rub your forehead.
“i’m sorry,” he whispered, a sad expression covering his face, as he blinked rapidly, “i’m sorry for putting you through that. i didn’t mean to worry you.”
“you-you’re spider-man.” you gasp out, in disbelief. your hand clutches your chest as tears roll out onto your cheeks. his hand brushes your bicep as you flinch.
“yeah… yeah i am.” he sighs, guiding you to sit back down on your bed, “i wish i hadn’t come here last night but- i wouldn’t have been able to stitch that up myself.” he sighed as you sobbed into your hands.
“you could have died.” you choke out, repeating yourself before falling into his side, almost on instinct he wraps his arm around you, rubbing your back comfortingly. he knew you wouldn’t respond well if he had ever told you, but he hadn’t thought about how you would feel to him almost dying in your bathroom.
“i’m okay. i promise.” he breathed into your hair, but you just shook your head in response, unable to respond as you tried to catch your breath.
“i don’t care if i am fast asleep, if this ever happens again, you come to me luke, i stitch you up.” you begged, looking up to him teary eyed.
his gaze softens looking at you but nodded in response, “okay, i promise.” his hand hovers over you neck, “i didn’t want to put you in danger or worry you. i would have told you. i was also scared you wouldn’t… wouldn’t look at me the same” he whispered.
“you’re still luke castellan, i still will like you no matter what, you just… you scared the shit out of me.” you sputtered out, not thinking about what you were saying to the boy in front of you, his body tensed.
“like me?” he asks, brows furrowed to see if you meant as friends or.. as more. he got his answer as he watched your eyes widen slightly and you began to stutter, “you… you like me?”
“what- no i meant-“ you shake your head so hard he thought it might spin off, and so he took his chance. the hand that hovered over your neck held your face still as he connected his lips with yours.
you found yourself unable to kiss back in shock, he heats up in embarrassment as he began to pull away, which brought you to your senses as you pulled him back down to press a soft kiss against his lips.
he pulled away for air, leaning your foreheads against each other.
“i can’t believe i accused you of being a secret superhero, while infront of you last night.” you mumbled, as he just laughed in response and shook his head.
“i promise to be more safe, just for you.” he said, leaning in to peck your lips.
#sienna’s fics#luke castellan x you#luke castellan au#luke castellan x reader#luke castellan#pjo au#pjo x reader#spiderman#spiderman au#luke castellan as spider-man#percy jackson#percy jackson au#fluff#angst with a happy ending
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