#however being the nieces and nephews of the Scrooge mcduck means being exposed to potential kidnapping and ransoming
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Kidnapper: I have your child
Scrooge: which one I have five?
Kidnapper: th annoying one who won’t shut the fuck up
Scrooge:
Scrooge: which one I have five?
#how does he put up with them all?#well because he is much much worse#however being the nieces and nephews of the Scrooge mcduck means being exposed to potential kidnapping and ransoming#and their repellent you ask?#their personality#works every time#any fool unlucky enough to kidnap multiple#will leave the altercation wishing for a lobotomy#bec they’re just angels#like Scrooge has never payed a ransom note#they either escape or are thrust out of#also for some that noticed I’ve only put five#I’m not excluding Webby#I simply wish to point out a kidnapper wouldn’t have time to call for a ransom note as she’d beat their ass before it ever got to that point#scrooge mcduck#and his kids
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