#howaboutno

[sunshine-and-chaos]

Um...hard pass

this has to be one of the evilest photos ever taken. just zero class. no decorum. and the tattoo placement - just nasty. and the fucking hat.... the stylist was out for him that day because who in their right mind would put this together? the pink leggings that actually fade into a shade that matches his skin tone so its like. lorts (legging shorts but illusion) with printed on piss and butternut squash puree stains on the left leg, white suspenders and a fucking pilgrim hat. the fucking fish eye lens and this horrid pose. how do you make a bulge in tight clothing look bad? idk what kind of talent that is but i cannot believe its been done

[gotmyshittogetherbeech]

when you were having a bad day and tumblr just breaks and ruins it so you switch browsers and now its working but you still had a like 20 minute mental breakdown about it cause pinterest just isn’t as fun

[katiekeysburg]

me: 

everyone at work:  you should pursue this career track!

me: 

everyone at work: sends me job listings I already deleted

[nickv47]

Posted one for the Threadless “Sass” challenge.

Give me a “5″ here!

[jinx-getmeabetta]

Today at work:

Me (talking to coworker about fish): Yeah look into rummy-nose tetras or endler tetras.

My new manager *walks by*: You like fish?

Me: Oh yeah! I’m huge into aquatic ecosystems and fish husbandry.

Manager: Oh cool! Have you ever been to SeaWorld? I love SeaWorld! You have to go!

Me: .....

[whenyoubelievedineverything13]

Me when my brother tries to tell me to stop listening to Taylor on repeat.

[hannahoort]

How I feel about Sunday almost being over #howaboutno . . . . #killstar #wearekillstar #ootd #self #selfie #bodymods #girlswithpiercings #girlswithtattoos https://www.instagram.com/p/B1CJTNhglEh/?igshid=1f7p6arr6u9ao

[oliviafrankenstein]

Hey dudes, just relisted a few more of these crops as well as restocking them in T-shirts and tank tops! . . . #allsignspointtono #fortuneteller #tarot #witchy #no #nope #noway #nothanks #howaboutno #oliviafrankenstein #croptop #witch https://www.instagram.com/p/BxRIXM-BTNG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ki8tsczp88an

[amaturekitty1]

[pbcnita]

Hahaaaa This would sooo be my kid! Lol #howaboutno #teachthemearly #wedontdothathere #mymommyonly #idontknowher #imnotgivingmyteethtothetoothfairy #eggunguided #spirituallyconscious #evolutionofconsciousness #raiseyourvibrations #tuneintotheuniverse #openyourthirdeye #spiritualawakening  #findyourroots #raiseyourfrequency https://www.instagram.com/p/Btoe97pnGtd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iispecbo4r88

[theoldwendi]

Me after the most recent KS chapter:

(But really I'm hoping for a double team murder)

[fuckoffmyisland]

Bless Beth Evans for creating the most relatable pic ever.

[spaceofasolemnoverthinker]

Who ever said head strength is a flaw???

spaceofasolemnoverthinker

[raelynne]

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This video doesn't even begin to illustrate how truly creepy this ice cream truck is. The wonk ass "Hello" that plays after the jingle is so alarming... 🍧😧😬 #DoNotWant #IScreamYouScream #AndThenWereAllMurdered #HowAboutNo

[a-forger-and-a-point-man]

NO SHUT UP STOP

[ciarameghan]

#beenthere #donethat #neveragain #please #getoutofmyhouse #nomarriage #imgood #howaboutno https://www.instagram.com/p/COl7HEvgkSt/?igshid=gjsj1zvy0bb2