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1 of my fav things of houston is still this specific man made lake
#stream#it just makes me laugh ALSKLAKSLAKSALKDLAKSLA#i remembered bc kp sent me a story abt a massive hindu statue being erected in houston at a temple & ??? based#how tx#how HOUSTON even#i mean the most houston thing is it being like 40 mins outside downtown houston ALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAKSAK#so it’s like#an hour-2 to get there depending on where in houston u are
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i'm moving soonnnnn yippee (not yippee because moving is great or anything, yippee because i can't wait to get out of this bumfuck majority white trumper tx town)
#talkies#never live in saginaw tx shit's so ass#this place is DOGWATER bro#i went to an ihop and got sat next to an old couple and the guy started ranting to the waitress about how kids today don't pray enough#and how the lesbian community “doesn't believe in god” (why specifically lesbians???)#as i'm sat there with my seasonal almost-buzzcut wiht my eyes LOCKED ON MY FOOD#i'm scared shitless everytime i walk out the door for fear of being hatecrimed!!!! AAAHH!!!!!!#I KNOW I LIVE IN TX AND THIS SHIT IS EVERYWHERE BUT SAGINAW IS ASS#the biggest event of note in this fuckin shoebox town is a plane crashing near it and two guys dying and that's IT
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a russian rat and an irish fox walk into a bar. the fox says "watch where you're fucking going"
#[🌪️]:#tx#art#ignore how i still dont understand shading I'm trying. Okay. I'm trying.#its so fucking crazy to me that i made these OCs 6 years ago#their relationship dynamic is Angry Nitpicker With A Soft Spot and Utterly Infatuated Loser#oc art#digital art#artwork#furry#fursona#furry oc#furry art#sfw furry
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I bet the doctor would kill those rich guys for you if you asked him to. He might even consider it romantic idk what he's into but there's always the chance.
Wait actually isn't robotnik a rich guy too?
We are exempt from the law and the IRS as far as I know. Either that, or the doctor has been evading his taxes for 14 years.
What that means for us is that we have a sort of unlimited funding, where we have both zero and a hundred. Even if we don't have to actually pay people anything and can just pick up shipments under G.U.N.'s name, I pay people anyway.
The only time we actually need money is if we go to a different country and need that specific kind of money.
-- Stone
#ordering my husband to laser and kill the rich guys#is he a communist? probably#roleplay#stoneposting#dont understand how we're exempt from everything but elon musk makes more than he should#hes in like austin tx#get him
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as a leftist i’ve never been an accelerationalist or really a revolutionary in any capacity since i don’t want to see the suffering and pain brought on upon by civil unrest and revolution but like. i don’t really see a reformist way out of the political mess that we’re in anymore. midterms sure and 2028, but the amount of damage being done is irreversible. its too little too late and there is no one left to hold those in power accountable
#dee overshares#i live in tx now as i think i have mentioned before#and seeing how our state government is literally just a puppet for the ultra rich is insane#there is no significant infrastructure here#it is just a playground for the wealthy#ted cruz and his bloated geriatric pasty white freaks get on a plane and fly somewhere for the winter#while my friends and i are stocking up on non perishables and dripping the faucets because tx can’t handle degrees below freezing#like ????
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YOU LIVE IN TEXAS? ohhhh my god imm so sorry i used to live there a few times and. god speed solider
BORN AND RAISED!! ITS HELL
#i love and hate texas lmao#i love being so close to mexico and how in one state we have different environments#like further up north in tx you get all flat land but you go west to el paso and you get mountains#down south youre on the gulf like i love seeing the nature of it#but goddamn these politics
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good morning beloveds ! yes, it is i, your favorite local starship captain coming to you live with a new header and dash icon 😌🫶🏻
#yall.........my inbox was turned off for like 3 weeks and i just!!!#I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS I AM SO SORRY SADFGHJKL;#also noticed i didn't make a gm post in 2 weeks icb icb!!!!!!!#either way all is well in the world today now that i'm here and#my inbox is open! it's a delicious 70 degrees where i am in#good ol' TX-- this is only for 2 days before it hits high 80s#again SO I AM SUPER EXCITED TO FEEL FALL VIBES LIKE#i might go out to run extra errands just so i can wear my bday#gift i got for myself-- aka a fancy sweater. i accumulated 30#drafts and i completely forgot how to write words but i hope#that i'll do a thing or two maybe this week! tomorrow my mom#has her operation thing so i'm a little nervous. it doesnt help#hope yall are well. mwah!#tbd
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if u have never been to texas and have ever wondered "how big is tht state actually", on a road trip from houston tx to los angeles california, we drove 9 hours and we were STILL IN TEXAS
#i drove 4 hrs. switched out. slept for 2.5 hrs. woke up and saw that we were still in this god damn state.#was actually pissing me off how big tx is#for the record the total drive was 24 hrs and we split it across 2 days by driving 12 hrs each. u know how boring it is#it was just desert!!!! tho we did pass by the mountain hike that put me in the most excruciating pain id ever been in
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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i just got fired . not how i was expecting 2024 to start 👍👍👍
#the funny thing is . i think my boss is just annoyed that i question how we're approaching these projects sometimes#im just. okay. panicking is not worth the energy or time but also if i dont get a new job im gonna end up having to move back to tx LOL#★#i will be deleting this later most likely
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wow that high school crush i had on HAL 9000 is just. always flickering on the edge of my consciousness huh
#Hal 9000#like whatever happened with AUTO at age 11 was multiplied by 100 when I watched 2001#I discovered the wonders of fanfiction.net and DeviantArt bc of hal#my obsession was so strong it made me overcome my fear of going on the internet against my parents’ wishes heheh#big reason of why I am in my current field today actually#it’s funny how things work out#tx post
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trans fucking WIN today i am now legally daniel and a guy!
#i literally just got the email and im so god damn hype idk what to do with myself#bc i cant do anything without the certified copies!! which have to come in the mail!! which they said is gonna take like 2 weeks!!!!!#to anyone in texas worried they cant get it done: YOU CAN hit up trans legal aid clinic tx and theyll help you for free#once i start gettin money again im gonna donate to them bc of how much they helped i wouldnt have been able to do it without them#trans#transmasc
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why the fuck did one of my mutuals convert into a colombine fanblog
#[🌪️]:#tx#..................................................#sorry idgaf how close we might have been thats a block from me
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y'all oh my god...what if we never hear parker in malevolent
#yeah hes dead BUT i might fucking riot#i was thinking about tx parker and how itll be funny since hes Probably not going to be#southern and then went Wait What the Fuck#PLEASE. MY GUY. I NEED TO HEAR HIM PLEASE ILL BE CRUSHED#my best friend parker yang.........#finch chirps#malevolent#parker yang
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Hah, so uh how to explain to my parents that I have reconsidered wanting to move back to the wannabe fascist state after all
#personal#vent#my folks are real attached to tx#understandable thats where they grew up#but i kinda wonder if they realize that its not the same tx they grew up in anymore#its to be close to family and because one story houses being more of the norm over there means my mom could get some independence back#and i understand it from those angles#i already tried to have the fight with my mom years ago about just going back without me#not only did she say i was shortsighted for cutting myself off from a support structure#(i wanst i had friends who could help should shit happen but whatever)#she also called me selfish for being the only one who wanted to not go back and keeping everyone else here#at this point my folks would be better off going back because they're not going to see too much of the blowback of The Shit(tm)#but i would and that sucks#it was one thing when the plan was to stay around austin but now that's not even in the considerations anymore#i hate feeling like i have to martyr myself for their sake#when the easy answer is for them to go back and i stay here#its not like i visited home all that much when i was on my own in the same town#so cross country wouldnt be all that different#i guess i could get them there and then figure out how feasible it is to move to colorado or something after the fact#but then i really would be throwing out my whole support structure because i wouldnt even have friends to lean on#anyway i fucking hate being in this position
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nah the trauma I have from these little shits
I fucking hate these. I WAS ONLY TEN
#shitposting#tw ed not ed sheeren#cringe#depressing shit#idk how to tag this#angry rant#mental health#Ana tx ear
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