#how tx
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bibleofficial · 6 months ago
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1 of my fav things of houston is still this specific man made lake
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ghostlysleuth · 7 months ago
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i'm moving soonnnnn yippee (not yippee because moving is great or anything, yippee because i can't wait to get out of this bumfuck majority white trumper tx town)
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zebadonk · 22 days ago
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a russian rat and an irish fox walk into a bar. the fox says "watch where you're fucking going"
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agent-stone · 21 days ago
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I bet the doctor would kill those rich guys for you if you asked him to. He might even consider it romantic idk what he's into but there's always the chance.
Wait actually isn't robotnik a rich guy too?
We are exempt from the law and the IRS as far as I know. Either that, or the doctor has been evading his taxes for 14 years.
What that means for us is that we have a sort of unlimited funding, where we have both zero and a hundred. Even if we don't have to actually pay people anything and can just pick up shipments under G.U.N.'s name, I pay people anyway.
The only time we actually need money is if we go to a different country and need that specific kind of money.
-- Stone
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drawlfoy · 21 days ago
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as a leftist i’ve never been an accelerationalist or really a revolutionary in any capacity since i don’t want to see the suffering and pain brought on upon by civil unrest and revolution but like. i don’t really see a reformist way out of the political mess that we’re in anymore. midterms sure and 2028, but the amount of damage being done is irreversible. its too little too late and there is no one left to hold those in power accountable
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chrispypapas · 1 year ago
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YOU LIVE IN TEXAS? ohhhh my god imm so sorry i used to live there a few times and. god speed solider
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BORN AND RAISED!! ITS HELL
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darehearts · 4 months ago
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good morning beloveds  !  yes,  it is i,  your favorite local starship captain coming to you live with a new header and dash icon  😌🫶🏻
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valdrift · 5 months ago
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if u have never been to texas and have ever wondered "how big is tht state actually", on a road trip from houston tx to los angeles california, we drove 9 hours and we were STILL IN TEXAS
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cranberrymoons · 7 months ago
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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0ddity · 1 year ago
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i just got fired . not how i was expecting 2024 to start 👍👍👍
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hauntedradiotower · 1 year ago
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wow that high school crush i had on HAL 9000 is just. always flickering on the edge of my consciousness huh
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bugbuoyx · 1 year ago
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trans fucking WIN today i am now legally daniel and a guy!
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zebadonk · 1 month ago
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why the fuck did one of my mutuals convert into a colombine fanblog
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parkeryangs · 1 year ago
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y'all oh my god...what if we never hear parker in malevolent
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rinofwater · 6 months ago
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Hah, so uh how to explain to my parents that I have reconsidered wanting to move back to the wannabe fascist state after all
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ghostly-slut · 2 months ago
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nah the trauma I have from these little shits
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I fucking hate these. I WAS ONLY TEN
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