#how to get a high paying job

[bitchesgetriches]

BITCHES 😭

I just got offered the highest salary of my baby bitch life (62K!?) for a 37.5hr/wk job. THANK YOU! Could not have done this without using your bitchly wisdom for my CV and interviewing skills 🙌😭

Cutie pie, we couldn't be more proud of you. You DESERVE IT. Just glad we could help a teensy bit.

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[sergle]

yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason

side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.

and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.

[lobotomy-lady]

what the hellllll is wrong with people on this website like genuinely . .. if I post abt a situation I'm obviously currently still in (can't afford to move out) & you go "haha if I were you I'd kill myself" "haha you should just kill yourself" you are deranged & no longer know how to interact w/people in a polite manner. It's that "I was socialized by imageboards" type of behavior truthfully which is one of the worst vibes a person can possibly give off. anyways

[murdoc]

if you told me two months ago id go from a 22/hr job to getting rejected for a floor position at cvs id never believe you.. and yet here we are

[ddarker-dreams]

hi lock! i hope this isnt a bother but i recently found out you're a psych major?can i ask what it's like?

THERE ARE STATISTICSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ahem.

i enjoy it a lot actually! aside from the math jumpscare, i've enjoyed all my classes. especially when compared to high school. good lord. i doubt this comes as a surprise to anyone, but i love writing, and a majority of my assignments are submitting papers/essays. researching a subject and writing about it helps me retain information way better than standardized testing 😭

i'm especially interested in abnormal behavior and criminology (which then bleeds into sociology). the approach to how these subjects are taught is thought-provoking and gives me a lot to chew on. the human mind is beyond fascinating.

overall, my studies have helped sharpen my writing and improved my ability to conduct research. most notably though i have a better understanding of how to best interact with vulnerable groups since that's what a majority of my work consists of.

[arts-i-enjoy]

AHHHHHH

[weezerlvr228]

why he so mysterious…

demur

[dwemers]

I’m so excited I’m like literally shaking

[proserpine-in-phases]

I hate how every job says they're looking for a person like this because I am none of those things? Where are the jobs willing to pay top dollar for an unmotivated unprofessional cold unpersonable non starter who is disorganized and pays very little attention to detail?

[dodomingo]

Is there like 'become a human being' intensive career therapy or smth like that or is that something Ronald Raegan un-invented

[panspy]

hmmmmmm.................vent post under tags...... feel free to give advice or dont¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

so much of a 21st century woman that i legitimately had to have a guy in my YA lit class explain to me how men's emotions work because i've only ever heard about it from idiotic women speaking for men or super macho guys who think any form of emotion is utter weakness for my entire life

[immamapletreekid]

work anxiety starting before work itself hahahahaahahahahahahhhaha

[nervocat]

2.2 is gonna be the death of my f2p title I'm just waiting for the reruns to be the final nail in the coffin 💀💀

[cakemoney]

i don't want to put my uninformed foot in my mouth or get involved with the Discourse but i've been seeing the two extremes of reactions to the korean low birth rates issue (on tumblr and twitter both) and i'm just kind of like. look. i feel like "low birth rates (in many countries but especially japan and korea as part of this conversation) are more broadly the result of capitalism/a culture of overwhelming overwork that makes social relationships and having families incredibly inaccessible to young people" and "low birth rates are very much a part of the current conversation about misogyny and social expectations for women in korea especially in the context of reproduction as 'unpaid labor' for women" are statements that can both be true