#how the tables turn

[bethanydelleman]

The tables turn so beautifully on Captain Wentworth halfway through Persuasion! He disentangles himself from Louisa only to find Anne on the point of being engaged (he believes). I like this passage from his random, unnamed friends:

As soon as they were out of sight, the ladies of Captain Wentworth's party began talking of them.

"Mr Elliot does not dislike his cousin, I fancy?"

"Oh! no, that is clear enough. One can guess what will happen there. He is always with them; half lives in the family, I believe. What a very good-looking man!"

"Yes, and Miss Atkinson, who dined with him once at the Wallises, says he is the most agreeable man she ever was in company with."

"She is pretty, I think; Anne Elliot; very pretty, when one comes to look at her. It is not the fashion to say so, but I confess I admire her more than her sister."

"Oh! so do I."

"And so do I. No comparison. But the men are all wild after Miss Elliot. Anne is too delicate for them."

I love it! Wentworth said she was so altered for the worse, his friends think she's prettier than Elizabeth! And Mr. Elliot is SO handsome and well mannered. And he's the heir of Kellynch! Suddenly the old ship (Anne), worn and broken up, is a hot commodity.

[sting-raes]

I rolled out of bed at 4am, sat down to paint for an hour just to make this

[weirdly-enough]

imgonnagetyouback is just get him back! in a different font

[sleepynegress]

Well, well, well...

Countdown to *zero* yt fangirls writing serious thinkpieces on how Nebula and/or Rocket violated poor baby, Bucky and how that's ablelist or how "mean" and violating it was, because neither character who has it for Xmas giggles, is a black woman like Ayo...

[tyranno-solei-rex]

When I get a moment of nervousness or social anxiety/embarrassment or need to clear an intrusive thought from my head, I often make the sign of the cross, modified generously to include knocking on my left temporal lobe. It works fairly well; it's a little weird since I'm not Catholic and I never have been, but it usually seems to calm my brain.

The only problem with this habit is that I mostly only do it in high-traffic areas such as walking to classes or while studying in public. The combination of this fact and aforementioned strange motions means that people constantly think I'm waving at them. Complete strangers wave back at me and I just kind of have to lean into it and go 👋🙂 as if I wasn't just having thoughts about ripping out a man's jugular vein with my teeth

[mollyandmuddy]

Molly telling me Muddy DARED to steal her bed.

[universityofwarwick]

hoover was just a brand name this whole time.. they tricked the british… and they were founded in ohio…

[whoreofbabylonofficial]

genuinely crippling dependency on antiemetics was not the pill habit i expected in my future

[starlitsubmission]

I'm like 1 or 2 good boys away from hopping on HRT 💚

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

No one has fathered the way Anthony Bridgerton is about to Father

[lazylittledragon]

pov: they saw you from across the room and think your vibe is disgusting

[sweetlullabyebye]

When she tells you your best mate gets jealous when you say you want to shag someone

vs when someone wants to shag your best mate

[just-null]

wrestling to be the first to greet you (they broke into your house)

[twisted-deal]

Spreading my agenda that Ace Trappola might be the worst and best option for Heartslabyul's next housewarden

[thekingofspin]

[hitokas-gf]

thinking about how i joined tumblr when i was like. 10. For the miraculous ladybug content