#how tf do yall tag this stuff man lol

[alastair-1205]

I feel like we as a fandom don't talk enough about the fact that Clancy's colors this time around are red instead of the bandito yellow.

Like what do you mean the guy who was so far under the thumb of the oppressive religious leaders of the city he kept getting dragged back that he was forced to perform their propaganda for who know how long is now storming the city while wearing the ONE COLOR THE BISHOPS CAN FUCKING SEE? (I think). What do you mean he's refusing to do the safer thing and hide behind the yellow tape and clothing that would keep him out of sight of the people who hurt him?

What do you mean it almost seems like he's trying to prove a point? What do you mean it kinda seems like he wants the bishops to know he's coming? That he wants them to be scared and to know they they can't stop him because he's twisted their own powers in the same way they twisted his song writing abilities? What do you mean this only happened After he realized he can seize people and is just that little bit similar to the beings he hates the most??

It's almost concerning how much he's determined to stand out compared to how dejected he was during his time in Dema you know? Kinda like he's leaning just a bit too far into that anger that he must feel for the city and the bishops in that moment. Like you can totally see how someone with that mindset would decide to burn everything (maybe including himself) to the ground.

Do yall see the vision-

[vaporvipermedia]

Thank you @ryuuryuuhoney and @akaipepo for the tag

Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!):

Honestly…human I wouldn’t be any magical being tbh but I would be a complete menace.

Would you be at rsa or nrc?

NRC would be so much better than RSA. Like, I wanna have my daily dose of entertainment and chaos not sitting by the campfire singing YAHO!😭

What dorm would you belong to?

I would probably stay in my little Ramshackle hut. But if there was some reason I had to move out, I would probably be in either Ignihyde or with my homie Malleus in Disomnia.

What character(s) would you be best friends with?

Kalim: We would be such good friends also I KNOW THIS MF HAS ADHD LIKE ME I KNOW HE DO! I FEEL IT IN MY GUT! WE WOULD JUST UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER SO MUCH! OMFG! (But we would also be a huge annoyance to Jamil)

Malleus: Scary Dog Privileges…

Nah but fr I would invite this man anytime I feel lonely or want to go with him somewhere around the school. HE DESERVES IT GODDAMMIT!

Lilia: We would just be manaces together…

Floyd: Nurodivergent bitches stay together!

Honestly even though I say on multiple occasions (irl) that Floyd scares the absolute shit out of me. I would probably understand him the most and have a likely chance of not pissing him off. We would probably have the same mindset too lol

What character(s) would you hate?

Ace: I would never let that mf get away with the stuff he says to Deuce. I know for a fact if I was in that Prologue and he started insulting me…Crowley you are going to have a murder on campus grounds.

Crowley: I would talk back to him so much he does not deserve my patience.

Sebek: Yell at him back BECAUSE WHO DOES HE THINK HE’S RAISING HIS VOICE TO?

Leona: I WOULD ROCK HIS SHIT SO HARD!😭🤚

LIKE IDC IF YOU ROYALTY YOU A WHOLE ASS 22 YEAR OLD COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SCHOOL AND THE PEOPLE IN IT. If you don’t like the school, why not oh idk DO YOUR WORK TO GET TF OUT OF THERE!?😭

what character(s) would you date?

I was gonna say Rook BUT FUCK IT poly date with Malleus & Kalim

What would floyd’s nickname be for you?

Rainbow Trout…(idk it seems fitting)

And rook’s?

 Mon Artiste…(it also seems fitting)

What twst character(s) are you most like? (personality-wise)

Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

YALL PUT ME IN MAGICAL POTIONS! I ALWAYS PRETENDED TO MAKE POTIONS AS A KID! IT'S MY TIME NOW!

What club would you join?   

Film Studies so I can help out Malibu Barbie 

How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

My life would be so fucking hectic but I would survive. I would put my foot down if Crowley tried to order me around like…BITCH!? I swear MC needs to speak with their chest sometimes when talking to Crowley or Leona. DON’T THEM HOES GET YOU!🙄

[optional!] what would your unique magic be?

Tbh…I wouldn’t have one (the only magic I have are these hands)

[radiomogai]

ahhh that makes sense jfhsh. im dumb lmao.

yeah i wish school could jst like. not. exist yknow? that would be so poggers man. also i never understood why tf u have to do like catchup work when u have actual shit going on?? its so fucked up???

and uh thank you! it is hard i dont know if i like being sober or not and by god it is so confusing. im glad that yall are doing better with that though!!

im planning on cutting him off but idk how to do it. bc i feel like its ride yknow. bc he hasn't ever really done anything wrong and hes really nice to me yknow. idk shits weird.

also jon is correct. the correct answer is long necks. any other answer is.... also correct.. but not as correct. but all dinos are cool my favorite is the long neck from land b4 time

for the tag can u change it 2 val? ty!!

*val*

nah, not dumb, idk if we ever mentioned it here much lol

yeah same!!! like, logically i know why, but it still sucks so much. we missed an entire unit of biology class while we were recovering so now we literally have to teach ourselves this entire unit

if it helps, we've personally noticed that being sober is one of those things that gets easier as it goes on. not really linearly, though. it's like one of those graphs with the ups and downs and ups and downs. but as time goes on, those downs don't go as far down as they used to and the ups last for longer. it's tough to go through absolutely, but worth it. we've been sober for.. i don't remember, again, poor memory, but it's been a decent while now. our biggest concern is for when we turn 18 and people start pressuring us to drink because it'll be legal, but hey, we've still got a few months to prepare for that

yeah i get that but like, ig it's just that you've got to weigh consequences or whatever. and i know that's such a cliche but idk how to word things sdfsdfsdfd i mean if you two don't have any mutual friends you could just straightup block him. see if you can get his IP address and block him from following you on your other social medias and stuff too. but i'm also proud of you for like, even planning to cut him off even if you haven't done it stuff, even just making up your mind to do so can be tough

GASPS betrayal.... ok to be fair the long necks ARE really cool but a stegosaurus's spine plate thingies, forgot what they're called, they're very iconic and i love them

we've never watched The Land Before Time, what do you like about it??

will do!!! do you want me to go back and change prev asks to Val or just start tagging you as Val from now on??

[cassyapper]

i wish to hear more about part 5 avdol 👀

OMG I WOULD LOVE TO THANK U FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO KIND PERSON

i genuinely think avdol would become a good mentor figure for everyone in the buccigang, including and not limited to bruno and abbacchio. giorno and him are probably closest tho,,,but i also do like the idea of fugo and avdol being close cause i like to think fugo reminds avdol of himself when he was younger (this is more headcanony than canon stuff tho)

as for actual plot stuff and how avdol would affect it;;;;;; due to avdol’s competence, no one dies <3 sorry araki but nara bruno and abbacchio are alive now. I'm still trying to work out the details regarding how he could prevent bruno’s death tho. maybe bruno will still have to die but I'm thinking about it

ALSO bc of avdol’s influence i think fugo would hum and haw over if he should go with the bucci gang some more. i dont think he actually will tag along completely, BUT he doesnt just leave he just does some sniffing around from the inside. they’ll meet up again later rather than fugo tagging along from the beginning. like fugo is like “yall r crazy. let me do sum research and ill get back to you” and maybe fugo finds polnareff that way (lmfao could u imagine. pol gets kakyoin flashbacks)

lots of kakyoin flashbacks actually. this would really be a bone breaker if this is an au where kakyoin is still dead

ANYWAY. since I'm still not sure abt the details of avdol’s impact on the PLOT, lemme get into character dynamics

giorno: big mentor figure, probably steals some (a lot) of bruno’s thunder in this regard. giorno just rlly respects him and avdol acknowledges giorno is a very hardworking kiddo (which giorno appreciates). i imagine he grows very fond of him throughout the events of va. idk if it would ever cross the line of mentor-protegee to father-son but regardless they're rlly close and giorno values his opinions a lot when he becomes the don even tho avdol says he doesnt wanna be involved in mafia business (and he doesnt but he cares more about the well being of his kids ie the buccigang than staying away from organized crime)

fugo: fugo is like a crazy thrashing dog that is going insane and yet never turns to nip at its owner who is holding it back (in this case that is avdol). yea i imagine avdol and fugo have a good relationship Eventually but it takes fugo some time understandably to accept/warm up to it cause of his issues with authority figures and how they've done him dirty before. avdol is nothing if not a patient man tho and i imagine fugo eventually comes to rlly trust him which is why he decides to squirrel around to get buccigang some info on the inside of the gang rather than disembark completely

narancia: nara would be as hostile as he can be at first i feel like cause he might think avdol is trying to replace bruno but once he learns avdol is a) not in the gang and will never be in the gang he’s not trying to take anyone’s position and b) sees BRUNO warm up 2 avdol, he accepts him very fast. it’s like a switch flipped it’s v sudden and intense change in demeanor. avdol is kinda surprised but like he’ll take it. avdol thinks nara is very funny and he helps him out w schooling when fugo is gone. avdol also listens to nara’s music w him and gives him recommendations which narancia is SUPER HAPPY ABT cause no one was willing to talk music with him before (indulge him and let HIM talk abt it yes, but never respond in turn and have a conversation before). nara loves avdol and avdol loves him in return. fun family (:

mista: hmm i cant see mista and avdol being suuuper close?? at least not at first but they def get along. but when avdol gets comfortable enough w the buccigang to do his funky fun smartass stuff sometimes (like how he was during the judgement fight) mista and him get a LOT closer. mista thinks avdol is the funniest man on the planet and they can have good talks. avdol is a good person to think out loud with which i think mista kinda needs. also I'm sure avdol is enamored with the sex pistols. not many stands can even talk yet these lil guys have outright personalities of their own. avdol joins mista during feeding time just cause he’s rlly intrigued by these lil guys. mista was a little weirded out at first but since warming up to avdol he doesnt mind (:

trish: HIS DAUGHTER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s got the age, he’s got the kindness, he’s got the patience, he’s got the respect, HE!!!!!! IS. HER DAD NOW. avdol might've laid the sympathy on a little too thick when they first met so trish might not have liked him much at first, but he notices she’s rlly stressed out and talks her thro it/lets her speak her mind which is rlly nice. trish hasn't ever had anyone prompt her to lose her shit before helping her to piece back together again but tis nice. when trish is supposed to be dropped off with diavolo, she actually hugs avdol (: also when trish awakens spice girls u BET avdol is rooting her on and helping her get more comfortable w her stand. avdol is thinks spice girls is rlly fuckin cool and combined w spice girls and avdol’s guidance, trish actually gets rlly handy at using her stand. pls imagine magician’s red and spice girls just chilling. thanks. anyway if avdol were to legally adopt ANYONE in the buccigang it would be trish. trish lives w him after va

abbacchio: i don't think avdol and abbacchio would be besties but bruno trusts him and narancia likes him so i think abbacchio wouldn't hate him despite them first meeting bc of giorno lolol. so like they're civil but i cant imagine their interactions getting warmer until after avdol tags along when they split up from the gang. abbacchio is like “why tf r u even still here” and avdol is like “YOURE the oldest here and ur only 21 u need an actual adult. no but i just wanna watch over the kids and make sure they're safe” abbacchio respects that. also avdol encouraging trish to train w spice girls is why trish is able to keep abbacchio from getting a fist through the torso (she makes him rubbery as spice girls can do so he can withstand the punch king crimson gives him) and he's kinda grateful bc of that to both abbacchio And trish. uhh yeah. lol. also avdol has good taste in wine which abbacchio can respect

bruno: FINALLY the man himself. for a long time he is just politely friendly towards avdol cause idk if bruno would know how to deal w someone who would be more likely to be a mentor to Him rather than vice versa but as avdol and him spend more time together and watch over the kiddos and abbacchio together they get more comfortable. idk if they’d ever get close close but bruno can rely on avdol and he does during the final fight. when they come out victorious bruno kinda promises him he’ll always have a home in italy if he needs anywhere to rest it’d be sweet (: avdol in turn would say if ur ever in egypt just ask around and u’ll find me

anyway uhhhhh yeah. i hope u enjoyed reading all this fjkdnjc;n i just think. avdol is very loveable and very cool and he would've added a lot to part 5 in my opinion,,,,

[theclaravoyant]

I was tagged by @bluepianoguyismael for a “happy fall!” game - it’s not actually fall here, it’s Spring, bc I’m in Australia, but it looks like fun anyway :D Thanks!

Rules: bold what you prefer and tag 10 people

1. go apple picking vs go on a hay ride

2. scary vs sweet

3. sweaters vs boots - they’re both So Good

4. socks vs mittens - I love love love having warm hands but mittens would annoy tf outta me. I need my fingers yall.

5. bonfires vs football - bonfires are fun, football in all forms is yaaaaawn

6. trick-or-treating vs watch scary movies - we don’t really do trick or treating here, I went once and was told I was “too old” (I was about 15?). but I haaaate scary movies so there ya go

7. apple pie vs pumkin pie - apple pie is The Bomb but ya know what I expected pumpkin pie to be disgusting and it wasn’t so 4 for you pumpkin pie

8. halloween vs thanksgivings - again we don’t do either of these here in a big way, but halloween is basically a holiday dedicated to sweets and that’s what I’m about

9. bake pie vs bake cookies

10. rain vs fog - fog’s alright if you’re on a misty moor i guess but I prefer rain in most circumstances

11. black cats vs owls - owls are neat but i gotta go cats

12 ghosts vs wizards - no hauntings in my lobby

13. harry potter vs halloweentown - harry potter all the way I have no idea what halloweentown is

14. go hiking vs sleeping in - because why not make life hard

15. cinnamon vs nutmeg - cinnamon is the greatest spice i don’t make the rules plus it goes well with sugar on stuff so you get bonus sugar. yay!

16. reading vs writing - i live for them both. how much have i actually done either recently you say? no comment

17. hot chocolate vs tea - I’m not generally a fan of tea

18. live in a cabin in a forest vs have it be fall 24/7 - HELL YEAH. even without the golden leaves n shit i would kill a man to never have to experience australian summer again

19. candy apples vs caramel apples vs just a regular apple? - I’m not an expert but that sounds yum

20. blankets vs pillows - blankets are Good. too many/wrong kinds of pillows make me bend my neck weird angles and fuck up my shoulders.

21. roasted marshmallows vs roasted chestnuts - sugar over nuts any day

22. coffee vs apple cider

23. red leaves vs orange leaves - both are really pretty

24. braids vs bows - they’re both good, but a friend of mine recently got into fancy braiding and played with my hair for ages and i’m Here For It

25. scented candles vs the smell of fresh baked goods - when I get a candle that mimics the smell of fresh baked goods its over for you bitches

26. carve pumpkins vs make pumpkin pie

27. pumpkin spice lattes vs chai lattes - when I was in Boston I had to leave my ugg boots (which are australian BY the way, not that mine were real uggs) behind so I made a point of going to a starbucks wearing them and buying a pumpkin spice latte and it was actually good

28. coats vs oversized sweaters - MY AESTHETICSSS i was born to live in fall i swear

29. beanies vs berets 

30. candy corn vs peanut butter cup - both give me my candy!!!

31. s'mores vs apple crisp -

32. jump in a pile of leaves vs swing on a tire swing - the first one requires too much cleaning up. i have a lot of leaf raking/brooming related issues lol

33. corn maze vs haunted house - i’m weak i hate being scared but i love puzzles and mazes. i went to a big ass maze with booby traps in new zealand once like 10 years ago and it was amazeballs

34. bob for apples vs visit a pumpkin patch -

35. whipped cream on hot chocolate vs marshmallows on hot chocolate - but not like that single huge one they do at san churros. i like the lil ones and watching them melt mmmm

Thanks you this was so fun to do! I will tag the following - all optional of course

@the-nerdy-stjarna @emofitz @just-a-funny-little-brain @pizza-is-my-buziness @smallblueandloud @typosandteabags @just-another-wholockian @drdrdrfitzsimmons @spideyfield @santiagone

[thats-so-seventeen]

I’ve been going through the stuff you guys leave in the tags lol

Y’all are funny. (Long Post)

I literally probably went through about the last half of this blog and read through all your tags, newest to oldest.

On the recent van gogh joke @star-eyes-sunshine

#AMY WHY OMG

I just thought that was really cute? more on that later

On the the8/jun pictures spilling out of pockets post, @siirdber said

#me abt any kpop idol

Like, me too?? same

Then on the jun/coups “who did it” post, @leapmonthdance called svt “memeteen” which i thought was hilarious

And then @merrilywefall said

#It was probably actually Joshua

while @thewintersobber decided

#spoiler: wonwoo did it #youll just never find out

Fight fight fight fight

But also a contender: On the “boy’s night done right” post @bangtanbombdotcom called svt “sevenmeme”

...

Fight fight fight fight

(I’m just playing lol)

@justsomekpopstuff tags everything these days with “net neutrality” and I dont really get it because i dont really know anything about net neutrality because i’m australian, so it doesnt affect me. Sorry to all my american followers?? but also, thanks for the compliments on my sister's little svts

@teagirl9501 gave a compliment in the tags too

I also appreciate @michi-mischka using the lenny face on a verkwan post lol. me too, babe, me too

And on another post, @multifandomstruggles saying

#yall im ded #this is funny as shit

was just so hilarious to me?? I dunno. hilarious

and then! AND THEN! On the Seungkwan spagetti post @jeonscheol said

#who toucha my spaghet

like?? why do this to me? lol

Anyway, it seems that the most common tags are always along the lines of the following with varying spelling success:

#i'm fckn screaming

#i'm dying

#lmao

#accurate

#same

also, I really love it when I see tags like

#tag yourself im...

Through the tags I've also discovered that @stanleyvincentwrites is jeonghan's bday twin, which is cool. Mine is Exo's D.O lol

On the “McDonalds/In the car with....” post @andytrackable (which tumblr wont tag, i’m so sry) told me only mingyu and jeonghan confirmed licenses, thanks bro. And on the same post @we-live-the-fandom-life said

#god every member of seventeen is so pretty

I didn’t think it was relevant, but its definitely true ahaha

Then with the Wonwoo edible arrangements post @goinggoing17 tagged

#why is this literally something wonu would do #love his emo ass

And I’m like

same

Also, @sominbiased i saw you tag that verkwan eloping post as

#fic ref

umm, imma need to see that if you write it lol

And then with dark quotes aka quotes about alcoholism and shit, yall taggin yourselves and im just like??? yall okay???

And on the "Z is just a sideways /pls stop it/Zo" post @memesoltrash said

#this might be funnier to me because in dutch zo means ‘that’s how’#or ‘like that’

which i think is preeeetty coolio

On another verkwan @divaaboo said

#honestly story of my life #I’m such an awkward kid

i feel ya, boo, i feel ya

No context needed, @dreamingwishes said

#id hug tf out of jihoon

same

On a jun/the8 post @moon-minghao said

#this is possibly the most accurate junhao thing anyone could ever create

And i’m like "oh! that makes me happy to hear!"

And yeah, like i was saying, @star-eyes-sunshine is so nice? they're the only one who refers to me by name in the tags. When i put all the svt answer time answers together they said,

#amy's a blessing for compiling these

like, thank you so much? you're such a sweetheart omg

@yellowsweater-wonwoo once said:

#coups only has dr pepper and milk @ the dorm n thats it

I dont know why that seems so right but it does???

Oh, and @woazi feels me on the no aju nice dance version if their comment "BITCH IM STILL SJHSKSJSIS" is anything to go by.

Also shout out for @1bias-12biaswreckers and @daegu-bois for both giving their amens of the post that was like "Joshua: My love for Jesus Christ, can I get an amen."

On the "Seungcheol: I'm dad inside" post @jhnhui said

#this isn't even a shitpost this is just. the truth

um? Nothing on this blog is a shitpost?? they totally said these things?? Is says so in the bio?? lol

And y’all tag your friends! Which is cute! So cute! Like, I dont know who abby and dea and aurora and seamus are, but i hope yall are doing good? I dunno ahaha

And @poro-liv once tagging a minghao post wiht

#A THUGHAO CLASSIC

Yes! I forgot that THUGHAO was a thing lol. Like, I always make minghao a bit of a thug but i forgot we had a name to go with it lol

And btw, I’m really bad with ship names so i always forget them but yall always use them in the tags, so that’s pretty helpful.

On the “He is a fucking salty bitch. There’s definitely a shank in his bag.— Chan about Seungkwan, probably” post @norwegiankpop said

#ME about seungkwan tbh #he's my bias for a reason

SAME

(also, I dont remember posting half of these quotes lol)

And @fabulousfoxes and @piercethejavo both got excited over a supernatural ref once upon a time lol

@adoretu​ had this to say about badboy Josh:

#support Hong Jisoo ur local badboy

While @mans-ayyye​ thinks:

#josh no #u is a sof smol #stay gentle boo

Same with @guksuu​:

#josh you're too much of an angel

2 v 1 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Once agian, no context needed with @see-bun-teen​ saying:

#i live for verkwan

Sameee

Anyway, after going through about half the blog, I’ve given up. Maybe one day I’ll do this for the first couple hundred posts on the blog though. Dont hold your breath lol

(Admin Amy)

[azrielsiphons]

LORD OF SHADOWS REACTION POST

I didn’t want to make an entire reading thread like I did with Lady Midnight (which was kind of popular for my typical stuff, I still don’t know why, it was just a lot of flailing) because LoS is still so fresh and I’m afraid to spoil anyone who might not have the tags blacklisted. So under the cut, IN ORDER AS I READ, is my genuine LoS reactions. Enjoy my flailing.

Kit you precious little bean don’t steal daggers you should know better

JACE IS HERE SHIT SHIT SHIT 

He just had to go and name drop Will in like the first five pages I am C R Y I N G 

Oh Julian is being ‘scrupulously polite and kind’ over you and Mark’s “relationship”? IS HE EMMA? IS HE REALLY?

Ew Mark kissing Emma’s cheek made me want to throw up blood too, Julian 

“Did he just kill Magnus?” I HOPE AND PRAY I NEVER SEE ANY VARIATION OF THAT SENTENCE EVER AGAIN  

Take a shot every time I think to myself “ugh, Perfect Diego”

FUCKING HELL PERFECT DIEGO AND CRISTINA ARE BACK TOGETHER DAMMIT CRISTINA

Awwwww Ty my precious son you’re so concerned for Kit

I love Mark so much my sweet faerie child 

UGH EMMA AND MARK KISSING GROSS MAKE IT STOP 

CLARY TURNED DOWN JACE’S PROPOSAL HAHAHAHA WHY AM I LAUGHING 

Cassandra Clare let me make something clear if you ever kill my daughter Clary Fray I will SET THIS WORLD ON FIRE 

so clary is having dreams of her and emma and cortana and she knows she’s gonna die uMMMMMMMM????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? IF MY GIRL EMMA HAS TO KILL CLARY FOR WHATEVER REASON YALL CAN CATCH ME 6 FEET UNDER THE GROUND 

THAT’S RIGHT KIT YOU DEFEND TY BLACKTHORN 

Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina Mark and Cristina MARK AND CRISTINA 

God bless America I forgot how much I adore Jace Herondale but then at the same time he makes me miss Will and when I miss Will I want to DIEEEEEEE

take a shot everytime someone says something to the effect of “we can’t involve the Clave”

lol jace “i’m just going to haul clary off to *wink wink* get chinese food *wink wink* be back in 20 *wink wink*” 

oh wait they actually just got chinese food wtf i need me a man like that 

MAGNUS AND ALEC ADOPTED A SECOND CHILD NAMED RAFAEL DONT MIND ME ILL JUST BE SOBBING INTO MY BEER FOR THE NEXT HOUR 

More of Ty and Livvy’s relationship pls i love sibling bonds 

WTF ZARA???? PERFECT DIEGO IS CANCELLED YET. AGAIN. 

“Smug bastard. Hair’s too good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.” KIT MY SON IM ADOPTING YOU IMMEDIATELY 

Julian slamming the door in Emma’s face made me slam MY face into a door

“She refused to hurry her steps — not for anyone.” Note to self: be more like Cristina 

okay real quick these centurions talking shit about my father magnus bane are about to find my six inch stilettos up their tight assholes bYE 

okay these nazi centurions are CANCELLED 

oh my gosh my smol son ty smiling at kit kill me NOW 

DONT WORRY JULIAN IM RUINED TOO LAFJLKAFJ;L; THAT KISS SCENE MY GODDDDDDD

wow who would have thought i would like gwyn damn (also gwyn x diana??? im??? here for it???)

THEY’RE GOING TO THE FAERIE COURT FUCK ME UPPPPPP

NO FUCK OFF ZARA YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF 

wait but… but kit and ty… but he just kissed livvy and they’re cute too… gdi 

i hope emma and/or cristina rips zara’s head right from her shoulders 

JULIAN AND EMMA ARE KISSING AGAINNNNN

FUCK IT WASN’T REALLY HER

FUCK 

what 

w h a t

W H A T 

HER FATHER OH TKLEJFLMY GDO EM AM AY IT S YOUR DAD WFFJTF

jk it wasn’t her dad gdi 

Diana is my mother now since she just SHUT ZARA TF DOWN

MALCOLM???????????????

oh shit yall it’s the ‘oh no we have to share a bed’ trope and i am LIVING 

julian hiding his boner is my aesthetic 

emma you can’t just casually mention my father luke garroway wtf 

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTT ANNABEL KILLED MALCOLM

what’s wrong with Cristina’s arm… wHAT’S WRONG WITH CRISTINA’S ARM LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE 

Julian just snapped at Emma and I have never been more uncomfortable please stop fighting mom and dad 

“neither julian nor emma slept well that night, though each of them thought they were the only one troubled, and the other one was probably resting just fine” real quick i just need to go drink a gallon of bleach to get over this 

all these references to will and jem are really fucking me up 

GDI JESSAMINE 

WILL AND JEM’S HEIGHT MEASURING WALL IM SOBBING JUST LEAVE ME TO DIE

“Tessa used to come and ask me too. She wanted to know where Will was.” WHAT THE FUCK A LOT OF PAINFUL THINGS ARE HAPPENING ALL VERY QUICKLY 

“I want you to be proud of me.” SHIT FUCK HELL DAMN FUCK 

MARK AND THE GNOME IM CHOKING 

Real quick Bridget imma need you to stop alluding to jem and will and also tell me how TF YOU’RE ALIVE 

oooOOOOoooo a compartment to themselves??? HMMMMMM 

Mark x Kieran x Cristina did you mean Lito x Hernando x Daniella? 

ANNABEL GET AWAY FROM MY SON JULIAN 

KLDKFLAJFK;AFALKL MAGNUS SAVING MY CHILDREN AT THE SHADOW MARKET IM SO FUCKING ALIVE 

I love my father Magnus Bane 

I LOVE MY FATHER ALEC LIGHTWOOD 

Alec talking about Jace you bet your sweet ass I’m crying 

On a serious note — props to CC for this representation of autism through Ty, and how Kit treats him so damn well. Very, very cool.

GWYN AND DIANA ARE ADORABLE FIGHT ME I LOVE THEM 

My domestic fathers Magnus and Alec are saving my life 

BRIDGET WANTS THAT LIGHTWOOD DICK EVEN STILL 

All Magnus wants to do is adopt every sad downworlder alive and I LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE FOR IT 

EMMA AND JULIAN HOLDING EACH OTHER IN THEIR SLEEP BYE FOREVER 

Don’t worry Emma I too live on the Sexy Thoughts River and the Sea of Perversion 

EMMA WANTS A SELFIE WITH A PISKIE IM CHOKING I LOVE HER 

FUCK SHIT IT’S JAIME NO DRU RUN 

Mark just had a sex dream about Kieran in the library I’m laughing so hard 

OH KIERAN GAVE HIM THE SEX DREAM WOW KINKY I NEED ME A FREAK LIKE THAT 

Actually wait I change my mind fuck you Kieran that wasn’t cool of you 

THE PLATE OF SCONES IM CRYING I MISS YOU SOPHIE AND GIDEON 

NO SIR JAIME YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER DRU YOU INSOLENT FUCKBOY 

DAMN can CC write so freaking well holy shit 

but are Cristina and Mark kissing because they love each other??? or because of the binding spell?????? will the world EVER KNOW????

POLYAMORY???? WHAT??????

Kit and Ty are … the … most adorable thing… in the whole world… 

“It's a burden being sarcastic” I’M CHOK ING TO DEATH 

FUCK YOU EREC FIRST YOU COME AFTER MY DAUGHTER CRISTINA NOW I FIND OUT YOU TORTURED MY SON KIERAN???

Jaime is evil I can smell it 

MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPPPPP 
Julian appearing out of nowhere sitting on a boulder in the pouring rain completely Unbothered™ like name a more iconic entrance 

DADDY JULIAN HAS EMERGED HOT DAMN SHOVE HER AGAINST THAT WALL DADDY FUCK HER REAL GOOD I need to chill i'm sorry 

BREAK MY HEART BREAK IT IN PIECES

Gdi Dru 

SLAP HIM CRISTINA YES MY QUEEN 

Wait... shit is Jaime actually a good guy? DAMMIT 

MAGNUS CAUGHT THEM LOLOLOL he isn't even concerned though bc he knows parabatai love each other extra hard bc he witnessed Will and Jem's love firsthand lol BYE 

Who tf is Ash? I mean he's Dru's age and they just had a "coincidental meeting" so CLEARLY he's a love interest but 

NO FUCK YOU JAIME I STILL DONT TRUST YOU 

DIANA IS TRANS WHAT IM SO HERE FOR THIS MY STRONG WARRIOR QUEEN 

Gwyn is the actual love of my life 

"Pyromania interests me" Ty, my son, I love you

Dad!Julian makes me WEEP

Coincidentally, Dad!Alec ALSO MAKES ME WEEP 

PRETENTIOUS HAIR PRINCE JENXKAOOAJW EMMA I FUCKING ADORE YOU 

MAGNUS NAME DROPPED MY MOTHER MAIA OMG 

Emma referring to implied polyamory as a sexy weirdness is ME 

Pffffffft Kieran calling Diego the "very handsome stupid one" is ALSO MEEEEEEE 

"The bad things can't matter more than the good things" Cristina....... my daughter........ 

Ty's letter GOODBYE ALL IM DONE 

HELEN OMGGGGGGGG

Kieran ain't got time for your SHIT Robert 

MAGNUS NOOOOOOOOOO

Sassy!Alec defending his man and not dealing with Bigot!Zara's bullshit I’m so wet 

OH MY GOD ROBERT 

NANSIZOANWPZOAPALWK THE MORTAL SWORD OMG 

what

what

what 

what 

what 

what. 

Livvy isn't dead

No 

No livvy isnt dead 

No no 

Wait what the FUCK 

THATS THE E N D ????

W H A T T H E F U C K 

BYE. 

BYE forever I'm going to go live in a world where Livvy is alive and well because fuck all this BYEEEEEEEEEE

so like 2019…. where u at