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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edward Elric & Greed, Edward Elric & GreedLing (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood) Characters: Edward Elric, Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist), Darius (Fullmetal Alchemist), Heinkel (Fullmetal Alchemist) Additional Tags: the great camping trip (tm), Humor, very stupid concept Summary:

“What the hell are you two arguing about?” Darius asked after a moment of silence.

“Uh,” was the first response, offered by Ed with a great deal of hesitation, “women?”

“Ed here,” Greed said sharply, pointing at Ed to emphasize his point, “thinks it’s ok to beat up women.”

Darius raised an eyebrow.

 Ed and Greed seem to be on opposite ends of the chivalry spectrum. This causes conflict Darius does NOT want to deal with.