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I think I’m scaring the hoes
#help#how not scare the bitches#I just really like women#and dudes#i don’t discriminate#I try not to#I can admit I have faults#the fault in our stars#i don’t even know#what that is#WHAT WAS THAT TAG?#what that tongue do#wtf is going on#that scares the hoes more than me#give me 10 minutes to load up this 1607 shotgun
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(almost) one year later remake of this drawing!!! HE’S STILL RIGHT!
#going off what i said on the original . red guy’s name could possibly be jason so that made this post even funnier to me#didn’t even bother to properly color that red BITCH. on purpose though#anyway i’m trying out new styles and stuff…..#ignore duck’s ham hands#anywayyy i’m still learning how to properly draw in this sort of style so bear with me !!!#my art#dhmis#fluffybird#dhmis fluffybird#red guy#duck dhmis#duck guy#duck#dhmis fanart#don’t hug me i’m scared
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I don't care what the hatman says I firmly believe Ahsoka is not describing Anakin as anything other than the most cringefail jedi ever.
When she finds out Anakin is Darth Vader? The same Vader she's been fighting against for a decade? The same Vader who's crimes she's had a front row seat for in the rebellion? Who killed all the friends and family she grew up with and is now also killing the new friends and family she's managed to scrape together in the ashes of everything she ever knew? Who puppets around the 501st, her and Rex's brothers, the men who trusted him with their lives, as nothing more than mindless murderers? Ohoho she wants him dead sooo bad. She takes 3 business days to process then comes back with full murderous rage unlocked. She's outside his evil lair banging pots and pans together telling him to square the fuck up, Master. Her Cain instinct is fully activated. Move outta the way old man, Ahsoka's going to do what she must and she's actually going to follow through with her words.
Obi-Wan's got the cornerstone on depression, Ahsoka's got rage covered, together they almost form one healthy grief response. (I'm imagining them both living at the same rebel base post O66 and the twins going between them for wildly contrasting takes on their dad lmao)
#she's hopping on the holonet and setting up bots to call darth vader a bitch ass little loser on every social media platform#this is her most important work as Fulcrum#also Rex too he fucking hates Vader for what he did to the 501st Ahsoka might eventually make peace with it all but he will fucking not#and thats so valid of him king#Vader being just a little proud of how good Ahsoka is when she duels him which just makes her even more mad because he has no right anymore#slightly scared cause this feels like a hot take in this fandom#ahsoka tano#darth vader#star wars
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I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.
Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.
In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-
And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.
It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!
Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.
Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.
#tarn idw#tarn#starscream#starscream idw#tarn mtmte#tf mtmte#transformers#crack#sif speaks#everyone who follows me for other stuff can ignore this#we were just talking about transformers in the drblr discord the other day#and it got me thinking about how funny this would be#also I know it was more fitting for megatron to kill tarn and everything#but it would've been really really funny in this au#if starscream showed up at the necroplanet for some reason#and tarn just fucking booked it out of there#literally NOBODY knows why he's so scared of starscream#meanwhile starscream was entirely there to be a bitch about something#and he's equally confused#idk I just think it'd be really really funny
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Just bring it
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Sometimes you try to prank-scare the new hire and eat dirt instead, but you made them laugh so all is well <3
#post let luce#dcamv#fnaf moon#my art#look I dont have a brace but my knee hurts like a bitch on any given day#so I simply Do Not Run.#fuck that noise#if Moon came swinging at me I'd *maybe* curl up on the floor in a pathetic pile#but most likely I'd just freeze#how are you gonna handle that ya menace; huh?#jester who likes to chase people meets person who Will Not Run and only be scared#he doesn't want them scared#and he also doesnt wanna collide and injure someone he's trying to befriend (in his own way) as a first meeting lmao#but yes okay enough rambles have fun enjoy <3
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the qiong ding peak disciples 100% have petty beef with lbh for stealing their favourite didi lmao
they're not gonna Actually beat him up (without Reason) but they're very emphatic about how thoroughly they WILL if lbh messes with sy. it's like a shovel talk that never ends
sy isn't actually completely oblivious to whats going on but he doesn't get why they're like this and he thinks theyre being fucking stupid (and he trusts them to not actually bully binghe) so he's elected to ignore their antics entirely
#arts#mottau#next chapter almost done so im letting these loose now#hou jingxing is standing on the Box of Dramatic Height Effect in the first image. she is actually shorter than lbh#bai yunqi does not get in on their antics but he is Watching lbh to make sure he's not Problem#lbh is not scared of these bitches he WILL fight for the right to hang out with sy if he has to#most of this (particularly for hou jingxing + li yanying) is just childish jealousy over how much sy obviously likes spending time with lbh#part of it is that having an interested alpha who they don't know hovering around the omega of their group#does clock as a Potential Threat on a purely instinctual level#but there is also a Not Insignificant portion of this (esp for bai yunqi)#which is that they met sy when he couldnt talk or walk on his own and clung to yqy like his life depended on it#its sort of left an impression on them! esp bc nowadays its very clear he wasn't like that because thats normal for him/his preference/etc#the younger two especially probably wouldnt even be able to put into words that its something that worries them but it does all the same#lbh on the other hand only met sy after he was already growing MUCH more independent#he's never known sy as anything other than how he is now. what he DOES know is that sy was the first person who ever REALLY helped him here#so he's never thought of sy as someone who needs to be sheltered or protected even though sy is a few years younger than him#and that's a HUGE part of why sy spends so much time with him
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starbee comic,,, if u get the reference then u understand a pivotal part of how i see their dynamic
Bee x scream is like if that one rlly bubbly & makes herself seem ditzy and cute girl to everyone to have friends who'll dump her the moment they get a bf & she's probably on the spectrum but no one notices or cares to delve deeper into her bcs she's so 'cute' & smiles & masks to be liked ( bcs she doesnt want anyone to delve deeper into her personality & realize shes actually Not perfect miss lil daddys girl purity ring ) was forced to be stuck with The Bitchtm intimidating weird girl who's also undiagnosed but everyone knows there's Something with her & treated her differently in a way they Think is discreet but She Knows & no matter how hard she tries, everyone's gonna have this Undertone with her so she's just given up on trying to seem pleasant to everyone but still desperately wants to be loved & has a slight clue as to why ppl keep hating her even when she tries for them not to for once but still can't get an answer bcs her life sucks and diagnosis is expensive and she has no time and she's - omg why is this bitch (bee) making her notes all cute with big colorful fonts & organized by alphabetical shade marker collection haha she's so weird (<- is Also weird bcs hes starscream). im gonna ask to borrow one of her favorite markers (the baby blue one) and dry it out while she stares at me with big wet eyes trying to find a polite way to put 'im gonna kill you' in a sentence
#bee instantly introduces himself to a new person bcs hes thrilled at the idea of molding his own perfect image in#a clueless person's mind and purposefully hangs out with ppl who are worse off than him so he can focus#on helping their problems rather than focusing on his own & also it helps him feel like a Good Mech#bcs hes just SO NICE. RIGHT ?#meanwhile star instantly introduces himself as a powerful bitch rather than a helping hand#so ppl know to back tf off and respect order and if they dont respect order than at least theyll try not to hang around#but he also hangs around worse ppl to feel better abt himself except it's not a secret but what Is secret is how he#wishes he didnt always have to scare off nice ppl bcs hes sxared of breaking their sparks bcs it'll inevitably happen bcs hes Starscream#idk tho maybe im insane#bag u a bitch that say yepperooni#bumblebee#starscream#im like insane abt these two but like in an insane not quirky im so different way but like the wtf made u think that#way that i cant explain normally bcs im not normal abt them#starbee#transformers#maccadam#transformers idw#tf idw#need moots that love starbee like im not used to being in big fandoms.. im used to tightknit lil followers who all reblog the same 5 posts#bcs theyre all insane abt it & wanna have a conversation like i love funny tags over 100+ likes any day#pls dont be afraid to yap in tags comments or asks like i love yapp look at me I LOOOVEEE YAPPPP
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anyway. rip to everyone else but i personally LOVE watching shit go horribly wrong due to intrinsic character traits. due to ostensibly good aspects of who they are taken too far. im having a great time !
#i love how arcane has some teeth#i feel like all too often art is so scared of giving their protagonists any actually unlikable traits. any actual flaws#and arcane is like yeah these bitches are all fucked to hell you’ll cheer for em tho
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I LOVE QUEEN SOO MUCH I THINK THEYRE JUST SO SO NEAT AND SILLY... the best thing about a cute character is that u get to draw them all scared and bloody and crying and shaking and upset and you can also put a spider on them
#I GOT A WHOOOLE DOODLY PAGE FULLA QUEEN BC I LOVE HIM N THINK HES CUTE..... ESPPECIALLY WHEN HES SCARED AND AFRAID#LALALAAAA SUCHA FUNNY BUNNYY ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS SING UNFINISHED SONG. PLAY BIG FLUTE.AND WHIMPER N CRY#HEHEHE i think its fine that they dragged this poor soul into the black sea w them bc i too would subject him to endless nightmares.for fun#IM ALSO SO HONESTLY INTRIGUIDED BY THEIR BACKSTORY.....LIKE WAts her deal how does she know abt that one bitch#the one that was working w the scary spider lady guuhh tis been so loongg i FORGOTTT..so did queen tho so. well.#THEY WERE SO SCARED WHEN THEY RECOGNIZED THE MELODY. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT TRAUMA IS LINKED TO THIS TUNE?he kept the mask#HE WAS SCARED THAT HE HAD DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND DOESNT REMEMBER. WHAT DID YOU DO BUNNY?WHAT DID YOU DO.#WHAT DOES HE KKNNOOOWWW GRAAGGHGHHG I WANNA BREAK HER HEAD OPEN AGAINAST A SLAB O CONCRETE (LOVINGLY OFC)#LET ME SEEEEE LEMME SEE WHATS INSIIIDE WHO CURSED YOU? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU SEE? WHAT DID YOU DO? WHHAT HAVE YOU DDONNNEEE!!!!
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ty for contributing to the wasteland that is appreciating bruce as a parent and first child danny🙏🙏🙏
It’s a battle out here soldier but I am strong, like winter bear. Also I relate so hard to Bruce in a lot of ways and I think his initial concept is really neat. He tries his damn hardest, and he has so much hope for his city that it’s really admirable.
And as much fun as it is to poke fun at him for his questionable parenting and hypocrisy, there’s always the line of too much that the fandom tends to cross quite often, just as much as they do with the clone and ghost king stuff. Bruce is just as much of a good parent (or at least a trying one) as he is a bad one, and people tend to ignore his good qualities for the sake of a joke. His character is centered around the fact that he cares, he’s just truly shit at communicating it — which, cheers bro, I’ll drink to that.
And there’s already a ton of batfam prompts and aus out there where Danny shows up when the whole colony is already adopted, which means most of the attention goes to Danny bonding with the other siblings and having very little to do with Bruce. He’s kinda just. There. Whether that be as a prop or an antagonist or someone to point and laugh at. Which, I can’t blame people too much for — the cast is so big it’s hard to keep track of relationships and stuff.
However, I think it’s important for Danny to have some form of relationship with Bruce too and not them just be strangers, especially in a familial/platonic setting where Danny is joining the family.
They share a handful of qualities that I think would mesh well together — Danny’s canonically a pessimist while Bruce is a diehard optimist (you kinda have to be to be a hero in a place like Gotham, and he wouldn’t be Batman if he wasn’t) and they both believe in giving people second chances and have wells of compassion to tap into. Danny’s clever and resourceful, and one of his main character traits is that he’s got an iron will.
All in all, good dad bruce go brrrrr and oldest son danny is the perfect, underutilized concept to explore exactly that without distractions. I think they could get along like a house on fire, if given the opportunity.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#starry asks#blood blossom au#nightingale au#tales of the passerine#i didnt include Danny’s puns bc. well. duh that trait is obvious you dont need me to point it out lmao#blood blossom will ultimately focus on Danny and Bruce’s relationship and not the vigilantism#danny actually isnt planned to join the field for a while for non-health related reasons#but you can find me explaining why in one of my reblogs on the og post#this ask got away from me but when does it never do that#i am a certified yapper#anyways you’ll notice in my other aus too that i dont make a habit of bashing or making fun of bruce#most of the danny’s in my aus have a posi-neutral opinion of him inCLUDING cfau danny#clone danny and stillborn danyal are outliers but even then their negative opinions aren’t because of anything bruce has done and stillborn#is really the only one who could develop a bad opinion. clone danny is just scared of him finding out that he exists but otherwise holds#bruce in a posi-neutral light. he recognises the good he does for his city he’s just scared shitless of the dude finding out that he was#cloned. especially since danny was a victim of cloning himself and knows how violating it feels#stillborn danyal’s opinion weighs firmly on who finds out about who first. he only hates bruce if he finds out first bc his shit esteem#easily convinces him that bruce willingly gave him up and replaced him with Damian. he’ll eventually forgive and let go of that anger when#bruce tells him that he was told danny was stillborn and didn’t know he was alive.#everyone has a batfam member they latch onto and unfortunately for me mine is the og bitch himself Bruce Wayne
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White dungeon meshi fans sound like this to me:
It's extremely fascinating and frightening to me how hateful some of you people are towards shuro, a man who is clearly depicted as japanese, (a man who could look like me or literally any member of my family in real life) for being a normal, complex, and flawed human being.
Why do you single him out for getting frustrated with and mad at laios when chilchuck and marcille do the same literally all the time? What's the difference between them and shuro?
Why do you feel the unnecessary need to protect these white women from a japanese man?
Do you expect that this japanese man is inherently going to have some kind of ugly negative quality that has not been once hinted at canonically? Do you know what that's called? Because i do and it's fucking racism.
You people get scared the moment a character that is a person of color isnt a quiet little model minority or a sweet mammy archetype. You grasp at your pearls the moment they are revealed to have complex personalities and histories; when they feel negative, big emotions that are literally part of the human experience. Or god forbid, when they show romantic interest in a pure, helpless, little white woman.
And when a person of color stops behaving good and docile the way you want, when they decide that theyre not going to put up with a situation that makes them uncomfortable or miserable or RIGHTEOUSLY FURIOUS, they become the bad guy. As seen countless times in the medias demonizing depiction of the Black Lives Matter protests and even of black people who get punished for just living their lives. It happens so often i shouldnt have to reiterate it to you but it somehow keeps flying over your head.
And when that dirty, conniving, perverted, slant eyed, buck toothed, stumpy little japanese man understandably snaps at the white person you guys are projecting onto and all you see is this:
So dont be surprised when i say that id rather kill myself than entrust the safety of my oldest aunts and uncles or my youngest cousins with any of you who act like this. Im terrified of what could have happened if people like you worked at the facility that my great grandmother lived out her final years in. Would you have seen her as a wild animal that needed to be subdued too when she had one of her many dementia-induced violent episode?
I will not apologize for saying that i find it deeply disconcerting to see so many of you happily posting hateful vitriol or even about committing acts of violence against a man that looks like me, solely because he was experiencing his humanity
#like especially after all the shit east asians but especially chinese people had to put up with after covid started#anyway listen to poc voices to stop being so fucking annoying#GO AHEAD LOOK AT MY YELLOW JAP FACE AND GIVE YOUR MADE UP JUSTIFICATIONS ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS#ALSO WHITE FARCILLE WARRIORS: HE IS NOT GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR YURI SHIP#YOU BITCHES SOUND LIKE 2010s FUJOSHI HATING ON FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF YOUR YAOI#BUT WITH MISOGYNY REPLACED WITH XENOPHOBIA AND RACISM#this is absolutely about how some of u fuckers treat kabru too btw#here i come bitches its the one thing that scares you more than a jap#ITS A JAP WHOS FUCKING MEAN#initially when i saw shuro i was like ooooh cutie! but then when i found out how tone deaf and racist some of you people are???#he immediately became my favorite character#like how asian diaspora kids at school form friend groups even when we dont share an ethnic identity#bc we understand each others experience better than any white friend we make will#shuro dungeon meshi#laios touden#falin touden#toshiro nakamoto#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon
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Broadchurch | S2EP1 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 40)
#~medically~#weak!!!!ass!!bitch!!!#dying...of a broken heart. how will our hero cope#honestly him driving in S3 is a jump scare. S3 is an au fight me#broadchurch#broadchurch gifs#di hardy#alec hardy#ellie miller#ds miller#miller x hardy#hardy x miller#wet hardy#my gifs
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In theory, and concept? I adore Nexus. Transfem icon and a bad bitch who deserved to pop off and probs needs her ass beat and some therapy.
In execution? Guys everytime Nexus speaks I lose 5 years off my life. Why- why does he say the things he does? What - babygirl, go to a rage room, break some shit and we'll like, talk then. I just can't handle this energy in the studio right now.
#I do like Nexus. I do.#my second hand embarrassment won't let me stomach an episode with her#i was fighting for my life with the 'brothers reunite' ep#like please.... how did this happen#is this what i sounded like when i was 13? gods im scared#this is the same mf who was full of such whimsy????#where is your whimsy?!?!#I do need a scene nexus tho#and im gonna have to be the bitch to draw her#tsams rambles#tsams nexus#tsams#the sun and moon show#sun and moon show
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Takes your face gently in my hands
I know it goes against absolutely everything in canon but I will never not write Atem being in Yugi's literal shadow and moving around as a separate entity and scaring the shit out of random passersby just for kicks. Yugi is aware he's doing this but it stops him from shadow game murder so he just treats the whole ordeal as giving enrichment to his bestie. Yugi and his 101 Tips and Tricks to Caring For Your Bodysharing Demon/Spirit
#yugioh#puzzleshipping#pharaoh atem#yami yugi#yugi mutou#'GET YOUR FUCKING SPIRIT BITCH' 'he don't bite' 'YES HE DO GET YOUR FUCKINGASFDEGRTFY'#atem will purposefully make himself as scary as possible and then when yugi turns around he goes back to looking innocent#this is how he stops people from being shitty customers. scares the entitlement right out of them
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High Voltage intro cardz – V3
★ i want to briefly state : thank you for all the support on the au that ive been getting for all thiz time – to the friendz that came and went and to the people who liked and reblogged all my hv projectz in the past . present and future ; i wouldn't still be here without your support 💌
#it took me a long time to get theze done . but i finally did it#honestly . i have very mixed feelingz regarding them#on one hand . i think there'z certain aspectz that ive improved upon in theze last monthz [expressionz and pozing especially]#but . on the other . im kind of scared that my redesignz come off az cringe and dumb#not like the first onez weren't . but im just kind of afraid that ive gotten worse at designing and coloring#i am happy with how ive managed to improve sketch n colin n larz' dezignz – i used to find them quite lackluster#i know nobody will care about theze . and ive come to peace with thiz fact – i won't bitch about it any longer#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis au#high voltage au#dhmis electracey#electracey the meter#dhmis hv electracey#dhmis brendon#dhmis hv brendon#dhmis shrignold#shrignold the butterfly#dhmis hv shrignold#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#dhmis hv tony#dhmis sketchbook#dhmis hv sketchbook#dhmis colin#colin the computer#dhmis hv colin#dhmis lamp#larry the lamp#dhmis hv larry
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