#how many off shore accounts did Niall have? did he pay taxes on anything?? how much can a herd of cows conceivably make???
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i wonder what kind of money laundering scheme the Lynches had set up, cuz ain't nobody nowhere believed that that cattle farm would make them multi millions of dollars
#Niall Lynch#Declan Lynch#TRC#tags by me#i neeeeeeeed to know how Niall made his fairy market money look like normal legit income#and not illegal magical artifact trade and smuggling or whatever#cuz they ended up with $9 mil in trust for the kids and presumably a decent amount of money for regular usage and for Niall himself#a good amount in a business fund for whatever dealings needed dealing#how many off shore accounts did Niall have? did he pay taxes on anything?? how much can a herd of cows conceivably make???#he had to have had some shell companies and ''foreign investors'' and idk a bunch of laundromats in downtown henrietta or something#i'm already headcanoning that Declan ended up in charge of the operation by the time he was like 14#his eye for detail would be invaluable in washing that money i'm just saying#and he would need to know everything to be able to keep it going once Niall was dead so he had to have been deeply involved#i'm just saying
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