Things I Want to See in Season Two of Hazbin Hotel; a Neat and Tidy List
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A duet between Alastor and his dealmaker.
Breaking News: Mourning Eggbois Reunite with Boss, Turns Out That Bitch Was In Heaven All Along!
Wholesome Huskerdust moments.
Nifty lore.
Charlie and Lucifer being family.
Alastor getting pissy about it.
Husk ft. flying.
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Hotel shenanigans.
Lilith face reveal.
Vox continuing to accidentally be Alastor's #1 simp.
Nifty shenanigans.
Song with the Vees.
Angel Dust ft. being unconditionally loved.
Roise.
The grand reappearance of Alastor's microphone.
Valentino Vs Nifty with a knife.
More episodes.
I cannot emphasize enough how much I hope there will be more episodes than season 1, I want to luxuriate in this show like a goddamn bubble bath.
Alastor ft. the mortifying ordeal of being known.
Fat Nuggets appreciation.
Charlie and Vaggie being relationship goals.
Vaggie's full name.
Answers.
Dirty jokes.
More music bangers.
The fanfictions/fanart it will spawn.
The return of Lucifer's rubber duckies (and Lilith).
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I think i finally understand how the Distortion works. I mean, i don’t think it’s possible to ever fully understand it, and i don’t know the whole picture yet because i don’t know what Helen will be like, but i feel like i’ve just been granted a glimpse at the lovecraftian (as in ineffable) thing that is this being.
It’s not a person and a creature fighting inside one mind. There’s no Michael clawing himself to the surface to express his emotions and get his revenge.
Michael Shelley is dead. The Distortion became Michael. It sounds so simple, yet a least in my opinion it’s hard to fully understand.
I think what provides the best metaphor is a small thing the Distortion says after becoming Helen: "without a proper mind." The Distortion does not have its own mind. It’s only a what, but in order to really exist in this reality, it needs a who. It needs a body, but also a mind.
So if i understand this right, it’s like this: Michael Shelley is dead. His conciousness is not there anymore. And the Distortion got forced into that mind, an empty mind of a dead person. This doesn’t make it human, it’s still able to understand the impossible, it’s still the thing that was created to scare and kill. But in the mind it’s living in… the previous owner’s furniture is still there. It gets the dead person’s memories. It becomes Michael, in the sense that it has to be someone. Its existence got tied to being Michael, although Michael Shelley is dead.
When Michael got "emotional", that wasn’t Michael Shelley coming through. It was the Distortion grappling with the side effects of being someone - of living in a mind with all the memories and the human emotions that a human mind can’t fully turn off, even when the thing inhabiting it isn’t human at all.
The Distortion was Michael in the sense that it was thinking with Michael Shelley’s mind. When it became Helen, its consciousness, its being stayed the same, but it needed to adapt to this new mind. It could see clearer now, realizing that the windows of the previous house had been dirty, realizing that the wirings of the previous mind had driven it to do something that it actually didn’t want to do. The throat of the Spiral itself getting caught in the spiralling of its own, borrowed mind.
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Sometimes you work your ass and boney ass replacement off to ascend to lyctorhood and all you get is a second (if sexier) arm amputation and stuck behind a door for like half an hour with your arch-nemesis in romance--inhabiting your crush's body--as her secret, tragic and soapy lore hits the fan.
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