#how humans fake bite their pets cause cuteness agreesion basically
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siriusblackdevotee · 1 month ago
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Sirius gets the cuteness aggression from watching Remus be a total mess so he can't control himself from play biting but that makes Remus fumble more which makes Sirius want to bite even more and it's a total vicious cycle
Like...wolfstar laying together, Remus is tryna tell a story and already by default sucks at that though he's doing okay but the problem comes when Sirius decided to roll over, lay on top of Remus, on his elbow, and starts playing with his hair and now his story telling is all over the place "wait this isn't even relevant, oh I should be saying this first, hold on forget about that, idk why I said that" and the whole time Sirius is like oh wow he's such a loser...my loser tho, ugh so cute, extremely pleased Remus is like this bc of him, like hes watching Remus stutter, turn red, sweat just overall being a mess and gets this weird urge to squeeze the life out of this boy but obvious he can't do that so settles for the next best thing which is biting him, specifically biting his neck. When he gets bitten, he just freezes up, he doesn't breath, say a word or even blink, he's straight up gone. Sirius is obv not a nice person so he doesn't address the whole biting thing and just asks with his innocent eyes "why'd you stop moony? what happened next? keep going, what did James do?" Remus is still dying btw so he can't respond with anything other then "um" or like, really pathetic noises that make you wanna cringe but not for Sirius clearly! He's into that and just goes back to biting!
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