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#how 80% of paranormal movies would be fixed lmao
imaginarianisms · 2 months
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no bc i'm just thinkin of rhaena in harrenhal. & how. unbothered she'd be by the ghosts of harrenhal. when the ghost of like idk harren the black shows up like "leave my home" she'd literally be like "why." "i am the ghost of h- what the fuck do you mean 'why' this is my home what the fuck are you saying" "you're dead" "THIS IS STILL MY CASTLE" "no it isn't you're a colonizer & you just died in it & i don't know why you're telling me to fucking leave, i didn't do shit to your dumb transparent ass, you're not haunting me, fuck outta here" "this is the castle my family was murdered in, i was also murdered" "good you deserved it my grandfather killed you and your entire slaving line, and you need to take that up with the man who murdered you, i don't know you" "i dont understand" "look. i've been here six months. and now you wanna show up after SIX MONTHS & now you wanna start haunting shit talking your bullshit? give me my birthright & pay me & you can 'leave my castle' all the fuck you want i really don't give af" "why are you acting weird" "ME?? YOU'RE HAUNTING HARRENHAL YEARS LATER GROW UP I'M MORE SCARED OF INFLATION AND HAVING TO MARRY AGAIN" "i'll possess you then" "YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS BITCH MY FUCKED UP LIFE WOULD MAKE YOU KILL YOURSELF INSIDE OF MY BODY" "....damn" "weirdass mf. now if you wanna haunt me rent's due on the 3rd of every month now go get a broom & sweep that vase you knocked over before i knock your ass mf" "where's the broom" "THIS IS YOUR CASTLE RIGHT? NOW GO FIND IT"
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