#hoverboardhoodlums | predator

[wildcatofgreen]

@hoverboardhoodlums

"Thank you, Predator. I very much appreciate you taking the time out to give me your congratulations." Was... Was she being sarcastic?

She snickered before rubbing the tip of her nose.

"Nah, but really--thank ya dude. It's hella appreciated.

"An' uh... 'bout as best time as ever 'ta say this, but Iiiii'm sorry for uh. Throwin' ya. An' bein' such a dickass about everythin' 'ta begin with."

[wildcatofgreen]

"Bwu, wha--"

She grumbles. Stupid bird dude, can't help out a girl once, ONCE. AIN'T EVEN ASKIN' FOR MUCH JUST HELP HER OUT MAN C'MON.

She puts her hands in her pockets and starts to mosey on over back to the panda's office.

She is taking as long as she needs to. She is not ready for the wrath of that panda. Not even slightly.

wildcatofgreen​:

She almost wanted to share in his indignation. Sure, Carol’s her friend, but if she had a crystal for every single mess up Carol’s been through, well she’d have enough to have at least five gold gems at this point. It’s barely been half a year, how does she get into so much trouble?

Yet, she would refrain from showing too much annoyance. It would be unprofessional.

”… “What? Is there somethin’ on my face?”

Ignoring the wildcat, she responds,

“Perfect. Your room can be the vacant one next to Carol’s. You’ll find that the rooms inside these walls are both spacious and well taken care of. Carol, if you would please?”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” She’ll pick up her gemerald from the desk and pocket it again, standing from her chair and walking over to the door. She’ll open it, give a lazy salute to the panda, “Catch ya, Neera,” and motion for the hawk to follow her.

“Goodnight and rest well, Predator.

"And Caroline, do you mind coming back over to speak with me about something? Something concerning your green friend?”

…

Oh shit, what did Surge do.

“Haha, y-yeah, a'course, Neera! Gonna… gonna come right back!!!”

The panda’s tone invoke fear. A hissing anger felt in her voice, one that had kept itself hidden, somehow, until just then??? It didn’t sit right with the feline, no not AT ALL.

But, uh. Not exactly something to worry about right now. Maybe it’d be something minor. Maybe she just broke a couple mailboxes again–that’s always pretty fun.

With a large sigh, she’d walk out of the office and lead the hawk over to her room, then sort of awkwardly point to the door next to her’s.

“Hey, uh, ya want a tour of the palace? Or of your room, 'ta start? It 'prolly won’t take long, ha ha! But then again there’s a loooot of stuff in the palace and who knows how long it’ll take maybe a couple minutes maybe a couple hours it’s anybody’s guess especially since there’s a whole lot of cool things to see like did ya know we got like three different kitchens like that’s wild right haha I ain’t ever see somethin’ like that before not since–,” she can NOT keep doing that.

Inhales in as much air as she could, then exhales it all out. Stones damn it.

It was obvious that the wildcat was stalling. A pissed Neera is not something to fuck with. And oh boy did she not want to even engage.

Predator just stared silently at Carol. That was the exact same tone Jet took when he was trying to put off talking with his grandfather. It was a tactic the hawk was all too familiar with, and frankly, it did sort of help to convince him that the two might actually be friends.

Unfortunately for Carol, Predator knew exactly how to respond. He continued to stare while opening the door to his room, side-stepping in, and only broke eye contact to close the door, followed by a clink as he applied the lock.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"...is he serious right now?"

[shangtusianheroes]

@hoverboardhoodlums

The rapping on the door came in an almost rhythmic tune, like a certain Christmas carol! after several more moments the same rapping continued! Of course on the other side of the door was none other then the---tall canine girl. Being just about 4' in height she was likely to be taller then most mobians. In her hands was a silver platter with a series of rice balls, and glass of some kind of juice, and a few small biscuits!

" HIIIIIIII! Would you like something to eat? I know when i first arrived to Avalice i was like---WOWIEE i'm so hungry! haha and the i was stuck in a sewer!? and by the time i got out i was starved! "

Takes a deep breath

" OH i'm Right i'm Milla! nice to meet you! "

[fstbmp-a]

@hoverboardhoodlums sent: Predator pulls out a knife. "I called dibs."

Rosalin pulls out her hammer. "Bet?"

[sonicprim3d]

hoverboardhoodlums replied:

Oh cool another freak. Predator is approaching your location with a large magnet.

" This unit is nonmagnetic and is offended you would believe something so trivial is a threat to its functionality. "

[eggman-enterprises]

@hoverboardhoodlums asked:

"TRICK OR TREAT, CUEBALL!" Predator flings a rotten egg right at Eggman's face before flying away. He lied, there was no treat. (Happy Halloween!)

Eggman managed to notice the bird just in time to not get a facefull of rancid egg. It still smashed squarely into the top of his head, dripping down onto his shoulders and nose.

"..."

"IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?! I'LL DESTROY YOU, FOOL!"

"...Aren't you going to send an egg squadron after him?"

"...No, he's already gone."

"I JUST got this costume ready, too. Now I'll have to wash it again and... ugh what a hassle. This is why I hate holidays."

[cxffeeshxp]

@hoverboardhoodlums

Predator vc: No, she's pretty objectively evil. It's honestly her best quality. Y'know, that and her eyes. Also she's got a really cute laugh.

{{ L }} " You're just making my case for me and seems like it extends to you as well. "

[babylonianpirate]

hoverboardhoodlums

Predator vc: Where is the lie, though?

“Nowheeeeeere~~~”

[bxttlekukku]

@hoverboardhoodlums​ asked:

Did the other Predator get a lollipop after your team casted his hands?

❝ Yes, once his hands were okay enough to hold one. ❞

[wildcatofgreen]

@hoverboardhoodlums

Blip!

"Hey Pred!" She appears right in front of Predator doing... whatever they're doing on the Blimp (she really hopes she's on the blimp right now). And in addition to the green gemerald in her hand, she also has a letter! She kind of just gives it to him, pocketing the gemerald in turn. "Neera wanted me 'ta give ya some sort of weird thing. Dunno what it is. "Anyway I'm not here for you." Blunt as ever, never dropping that joyful tone or that smile on her face. Though, that tone starts to become a bit more inquisitive as she puts a hand to her hip, "Do ya know where the purple girl is? Kinda got some questions 'ta ask her about that thing she does. You know that thing." She smiles innocently, as if she had no prior bad motifs before coming here.

She totally wasn't gonna try and steal one of their hoverboards and run so she could break it down and figure out how it works. She totally didn't realize how fucking terrible of an idea that was once she remembered that these people, for one aren't the worst. and for two would have her number so fast. Plus she has to get here via Predator in the first place and the last time they fought she got pinned to a table and just--

Bad idea. Bad idea that she never had. Totally. Never even considered it for a second.

Honor among thieves, right? Ha ha.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

@hoverboardhoodlums asked:🔥 Wave for the Destructix

Send “🔥?” and my muse will admit whether they find your muse attractive or not.

"Not interested." It's not even clear if he means her specifically or like... in general.

He has to think for a moment.

"...aesthetically."

"Oh, her? She's very pretty, yes." Not a moment of hesitation or bashfulness.

"It's not what's on the outside that counts, it's what's on the inside! The duodenum, the jejunum, the ileum, the cecum...." He's just listing parts of the small intestine now. Is he drooling?

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

"...."

"...wait, I called who what now?"

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

☭ My predator vs either Scourge or your Predator, whichever you think is the funner match-up (if you're still accepting these, of course)

Send ☭ x for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Battle Intro: "Now this is interesting. May the best huntsman win." Victory: "I suppose I've surpassed even myself." Half HP: "Oh? I'm quite proud of myself. Heh." Low HP: "Ugh... I should have seen that one coming." Defeat: "...you were the better hunter. I submit." Assist: "Looks fun. I want in." Taunt: "Still playing lapdog for that pathetic treasure seeker?" Reacting to Taunt: "Is that really how I sound?" Flee: "Tch. I have work to attend to." Reacting to Flee: "Really? I'm ashamed of myself." Tie: "I honestly should have expected this." Perfect Victory: "I don't know who this is more embarrassing for." Low HP Victory: "I haven't had a challenge like that in ages. You have my thanks." Finishing Move: "You already know what I'm about to do."

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

✨ Frankly, Jet is very jealous of Scourge and Fiona for the simple fact that they're both pretty and happy together. Beautiful privilege at it's most blatant.

Wave will also give a wink to Pred and Lightning

Send a ✨ if your Muse thinks my Muse is pretty!

Smuggest power couple in the multiverse.

Baffled by what she means by this. Another attempt to get under his double's skin? He's mildly amused if so. Even tempted to play into this just to contribute to that endeavor.

Also baffled by what this means, but mostly because of crippling self-confidence issues. His not-ex has been living in his head rent-free for a year and he hasn't even considered that people might like him.

[fstbmp-a]

@hoverboardhoodlums sent:

"TRICK OR TREAT SCOURGETTE!" Predator flings an egg right at Crystal's face, and drops a jumbo candy bar at her feet while flying away! (Happy Halloween!)

The egg smashes against face, shattering and covering her in yolk that she wipes away with a hand with icy silence. There's a brief moment of looking like she might do something cruel and wicked; at least, that was until she saw there was at least a candy bar to be gotten out of it.

"More like trick and treat, dumbass..." She grumbles, snatching up the candy bar and scoffing. Ah well, free candy.