#house of Anubis

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

just saw someone say they think jeroy is married but peddie didn’t make it, and idk why that’s so crazy to me like either both of those couples are endgame or neither are

[they-didnt-last]

i haven't seen anyone share the video itself, so here it is in case you haven't seen it!

The House of Anubis cast is doing a Christmas renunion!

[losticaruss]

i feel like hoa didn't talk enough about the fact that the egyptian gods are literally real in that world??? like there's an entire pantheon of gods and magic is real and they like. never bring it up??????

[tboyautism]

dukat: ah! captian sisko. it seems like you have seized cardassia by the balls once again. if only we were on the same side. cardassia cluld use a man like you

sisko: ah but dukat, cardassia has no balls, on the fact that the federation removed them. you are out numbered out played and outballed. and the question is. what now?

julian in the back of ops (he isnt supposed to be there):

[yackers]

RANDOM FAVOURITE MOMENTS 32/?

[apricusapollo]

nobody will ever understand the bond I have with house of anubis like idc that it's cringy or whatever that show is my entire childhood and it shaped me as a person I am today

[i-dont-have-time-for-this]

Rufus was definitely in the wrong genre. All these kids are living their Egyptian mystery lives and he’s over here in his horror crime show, kidnapping children and ready to murder people.

[galaxyhearth]

Redrawing screencaps is too fun

[thcbolter]

@pscentral event 28: throwback ↳ Sibuna gang as playing cards

[bywhatilove]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

y'know what. house of anubis actually should've gotten a tv-14 rating. not so the plot should be edgier (whatever the fuck was going on with rufus was edgy enough as it was) but so there's approximately one (1) f-bomb allowed and one of the many mysteries of the show is who is going to say "fuck" and when it's gonna happen

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

HOA crackfic where Amber invites everyone to her father’s private ski lodge in the alps for winter break, and everyone is convinced that they’re the only other person on the trip who doesn’t know how to ski or snowboard so they all keep trying to impress each other by going on the most difficult trails and they all end up getting into more ridiculous skiing shenanigans

[regrettable-username]

things i think would happen if house of anubis had a TV-14 rating (in 2011):

- victor sr.'s decaying body would've actually been in the senet prison chamber

- joy's downward spiral in s2 includes a drug abuse storyline (into recovery by the end of the season)

- amber is so clearly a closeted lesbian in denial that by s3 everyone is saying "it's okay if you have something to tell us, we'll accept you <3" but she obliviously thinks its about fashion school

- mara's goth phase is amped up x10 and she also goes full wiccan stereotype (with black decor and candles etc)

- bag/room searches would be disguised as drug searches (and maybe somehow victor has secretly trained a dog to smell artifacts??)

- at least one physical bloody fight per season

- rufus dies the same way but eddie gets to lay a few punches on him first

- one of nina's unconvincing lies would be that someone has mono

- eddie wants to have sex but patricia is afraid of intimacy so she manufactures a situation where victor catches them making out to scare eddie. eddie jokingly suggests going in the tunnels but patricia pours a drink on him

- fabian and mick have the exact same gay moments but have to prove their manliness/straightness after

- sibuna accidentally discovers something sexual (like maybe young adult sarah's explicit letters, or nude drawings/photos in frobisher's study)

- there would be a drag show at some point (or at least a scheme involving drag)

- when alfie turns into a child his main gag would be thinking its hilarious that he can swear as much as he wants

- implied that fabian and mara fuck at the end of touchstone of ra

- jerome would be metrosexual

[fruitedsnack]

I have been watching house of Anubis, obsessed is an understatement!! I love it!!

[thrustin-timberlake]

sibuna’s plot: let’s put on a magic show so we can swap victor’s amulet with a fake one!

jerome’s plot: