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[fakecrfan]

Okay so no but imagine

Tim x beholding

Tim turns around the block towards the Magnus Institute. There are people stopping in the street and turning to look at him. When he gets to the building, suddenly everyone's head whips around to stare at him. Every camera tilts to look at him.

Tim sighs and flips out his phone. He takes a selfie with all of the people staring hungrily at him in he background. He adds a caption at the end.

Another day being too hot and having an ass too fat for people to stop staring. 😔

#toohothotdamn #hotpeopleproblems

[bloomandplume]

Gurl Keisha Sweats (Keith Sweat’s bastard child that he don’t claim) and I are just trying to piece it together in this damn here heat... this global warming situation is real AF. Y’all out here thinking that banning straws is going to solve the problem, when you need to stawp drinking almond milk as your dairy alternative because they use more water to grow them little bitches than all of us combined... why am I so mad? Why the straws? Gurl I’m FUCKING HOT and I ain’t in the business of making sense and I can’t escape it, it feels like hell, it smells like hell, so naturally it brings the hell devil out in me and the fact of the matter is, I just really like straws damnit and I’m allergic to nuts so i don’t give a shit about them, even tho i miss peanut butter and make an exception for male nuts... #canyoukeepup #babyboymakemelosemybreath cause it’s fucking HOT... Anyway I digress, Keisha out here lookin like my plus size daddy going for a workout in one of them make ya sweat sweatsuits in the middle of this heat wave in an effort to burn extra calories to get his last minute summer body before it’s over, but instead he’s at urgent care with an IV in his arm recovering from passing out after dehydration because this wasn’t even a good idea in theory, but the heat will have you making some very questionable decisions. Keisha’s Hair on the other hand stayed all the way on Fleek while that lower lip was serving up a little Whitney Houston performing the national anthem at the new Ebeneezer Baptist Church Little League picnic fellowship with her beads of sweat dripping from it kind of realness. Meanwhile I’m over here trying to write this post with titty sweat stains on my shirt 🤦🏾‍♀️ #hotproblems #hotpeopleproblems #hotandbothered #captainsaveahoe #hellonearth #globalwarming #peacebewithyou #mahatmagandhi #keishadoyouloveme #no #itskiki (at Bloom & Plume)

[wknahq]

Imagine being pressed over the fact that you snuck away to hook up... #HotPeopleProblems

Really? Someone got pressed because they got laid? That’s a new one... when will any of you just make up your minds?

[gurl]

10 #HotPeopleProblems All Attractive Girls Experience

hmmm.

[sabrinas-biggest-fan-blog]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

[wherearethefreeusernames]

Also: HOW DO PEOPLE GET ATTRACTIVE PEOPLES ATTENTION DURING THE SUMMER

LIKE I'M HOT ALL THE TIME. I SWEAT SO EASILY AND COMBINED WITH MY ANGRY RESTING FACE I AM UNAPPROACHABLE HOW DO PRETTY PEOPLE DO THIS

[cloudywithachanceofkaty]

Collar bone game strong at least #somanychins #collarbones #hotpeopleproblems

[likerofthings]

Dude left 1Direction?! But he was the hottest one there. Such a chore. #HotPeopleProblems #IdAskForARefund

[badassonika]

It's so hard being hot, everyone thinks I'm cat fishing them :(

[lolumwat-blog]

Why do tumblr people always complain that they're ugly? Where are all of the hot people? Hot people can be funny too..

[meowzedongofficial]

only my selfie gets notes cmon guys love me for my brain not my deliciously hot bod

[epileptic-disco]

I tried not looking sexy today and I still ended up looking sexy #hotpeopleproblems got my @hoodieallen and @jared_evan swag on.

[empresschaerin]

Oppa, I'm laughing way harder than I should. Call the medics. Abort mission and hide all the bottles.

[itstimeforit]

Mis Problemas!