#hotd x hansel & gretel au

[aegoniiwifey]

MAAM!!! YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THAT DELICIOUS HANSEL AND GRETEL AU AND THEN WALK AWAY!!! IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT NONSTOP NOW!!!

Imagine aegon who’s terribly drunk and wandering around the godswood with no particular place to go, he’s content to just wander amok under the moonlight but something in the air shifts and suddenly where there was only trees and undergrowth there is a little cottage and aegon in the back of his mind recalls stories of children who mysteriously went missing in the godswood and the rumors that a witch lived out among the trees, abducting children and turning them to food, but he’s drunk and no longer a child who believes in such silly stories and so he goes knocking on the door, asking for a place to rest his head for the night and when the door opens there’s a beautiful young lady there and she looks very modest and kind (totally not suspicious like a witch) and she offers aegon a place to stay and food to eat but there’s something oddly enchanting about her and her cottage and the wonderful food she presents aegon and so one night in her cottage turns into two and then in two three and suddenly aegon has lost track of how many days he’s spent in her company but he’s grown soft, his belly is perpetually round with food and his thighs are littered with stretch marks and suddenly realization tickles aegons brain and as he sits at her kitchen table while she prepares him dinner he has to ask, “you’re a witch, aren’t you? The one who abducts children from the godswood?” And she gives him a wistful sort of smile and she tells him “I am indeed a witch but I promise I mean you no harm,” and she explains that she does not abduct children from the godswood and she is not some terrible monster who eats human flesh and she tells aegon she is but a simple kitchen witch but she understands if aegon would like to take his leave now but aegon just hums as he thinks for a moment and he asks if he could stay with her a little while longer and she just lights up and she assures him he can stay for as long as he’d like and they fall in love and she spends her day feeding him sweets and rubbing his belly and fucking him that is all, I just wanted to contribute!

HAHAHAHA WHOOPSIE!!!! I will definitely try to write this AU out, perhaps as a series 🥰

but thisssssss UGHHHHH!!!!

him coming across you, has never seen such a beauty like you before he’s fucking mesmerised 🥴🥹 and the scent of freshly baked goodies is infatuating!!! you offer him and of course, being the glutton he is, how could he refuse?! he just starts eating and the food never ceases but of course, he rapidly starts to put on the weight…. big boy doesn’t know what day it is or how many days he’s been gone for, but all he knows is how full and happy he is, he’d be very content living his life out in the woods with you ♥️

stomach ride the fuck out of him, after a fat feed and coping him after 🥺🥺🥺

[aegoniiwifey]

NO NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I HAD ALWAYS ENVISIONED A HANSEL AND GRETEL X HOTD AU CROSSOVER (say Heleana and Aeg) WITH THIS!!! and reader is the witch!!!!!!

@bnb-atnite IS MY WITNESS 🧙🏻‍♀️

a Hansel and Gretel-like scenario where a chubby college-age boy is jogging through the forest and stumbles upon a beautiful cottage (not made of candy). he smells Thanksgiving—roast turkey, filling, potatoes, cranberry sauce—and approaches warily, confused as to why there is a house in the middle of the forest.

he sees a dark silhouette in the window, and then a woman comes to the door and coaxes him in. inside, he sees a banquet laid out, but no other guests. she invites him to sit down, telling him she’s sure he’s worked up quite an appetite (which he has). at first he just nibbles at everything—then his stomach starts feeling weird. he must be hungrier than he thought. he starts to eat a little more now, finding that this awful empty gnawing sensation in his stomach won’t go away.

it turns out that this woman is a witch that has cursed the food with a spell that causes its victim to feel insatiably hungry no matter how much they eat. he starts ripping into the turkey carcass and gnaws on its legs. he shoves Black Forest cake into his mouth with his bare hands. maybe he even starts chugging from a stein of beer so vigorously that some of it dribbles down his chin. he’s left panting, and his belly starts to strain and bloat against his shirt. the hunger just won’t go away, and he continues to stuff his face, worried that he’ll never feel full ever again. eventually his belly’s so full that he’s on the cusp of making himself sick, but he just wants more, more, more.

the witch breaks him out of the trance. his eyes widen, and he looks down at his hands and the empty plates with no memory of what happened. all he knows is that his belly hurts something terrible. the witch offers a bed for the night, and sends him off to cradle his stomach in pain.

she’ll wake him with breakfast.