why would anyone want a big fat hairy dude with a pussy
I'm coming out of hiatus to tell you that big fat hairy dudes with a pussy is the ideal man on the big fat hairy dude with a pussy website
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Mike’s got that sopping wet cat boyfail rizz.
Mike either makes people love him or hate him instantly, there’s no in between
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Eddie breaks his three weeks social media hiatus with a Tiktok from the middle of a hiking trail, asking his audience: Hey guys. Let’s do a poll. Who’s more dramatic?
Eddie: Me, a guy with acting credits on IMDB
Eddie: Or my husband, who is currently mad at me for joking that he’d leave me for Harrison Ford because-
Eddie: and I quote
Eddie: How dare I think that he’d ever break up Ally Mcbeal’s marriage
Steve: I would never do that
Eddie: *flips camera around to show Steve standing on a big rock*
Steve: *flips him off*
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Thank you for all the lovely comments on this little project!! Here’s some more pictures of them
They went on a little garden excursion hunting trip 🌿
Even in this universe Arthur has a chamber Merlin has to take care of (rip)
“My friend manservant asked for no pickles!”
They’re holding their little paws…….
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Eddie, on Tiktok: The worst part about being married to a teacher is that when they go back to work, you gotta help them get their classroom ready
Eddie: Which that in itself, not bad. Kinda fun actually.
Eddie: But all these teachers leave a bunch of shit out in the hallway for people to take and my husband won’t let me take any of it.
Steve, in the background: Because it’s not for you. That’s theft.
Eddie: Says the guy that stole a car
Steve: I BORROWED- *video cuts out*
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Fan: *trying to film Corroded Coffin carrying their equipment in to a local show for their CC blog*
Steve: *trying to help by carrying Eddie’s guitar*
Eddie: Wow, that looks heavy. Need help? *grabs hold of Steve’s free hand and interlocks their fingers* Better?
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hey there. if you see art of a guy with boobs being sexy, drawn by a trans artist (yes, ALSO a guy with boobs), and immediately accuse them of fetishization, maybe stop to consider what it is about a guy with boobs being sexy that makes you so uncomfortable. And also, what fetish means.
cause the discomfort youre experiencing is most certainly NOT because of any harmful depiction of transness, from which the trans community surely needs to be protected: youre uncomfortable seeing normal everyday transness (you are transphobic)
trans people exist and boy a lot of us sure do like to be sexy, many of us have boobs, lots of us are fat, and if you are made uncomfortable by any of that then you need to unpack some stuff about yourself. also look up the definition of fetish, idiot.
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