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[ecafez-tatasteel]

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[new-berry]

Charlotte Trippier /Sasha Atwood fem slash, not true, NSFW. Almost aggressively neglectful of spelling and grammar.

Notes: I’m sure Kat Kane (Harry Kane’s partner) and Lauren Fryer (Declan’s Rice) are lovely people. But. This is fiction.

Kieran’s at the euros. Charlottes taking kids to the funfair and posting feel cute might delete crop top pictures. Sasha is pregnant and should ask if the other Kieran rumours are true and Jack has not stopped being Jack.

…../

She shouldn't be doing this. But then Charlotte shouldn’t be getting her tits out on insta, and Jack shouldn’t be putting profiles on Raya poorly disguised. So really. In the field of bad decisions it’s Jack, then her, then Charlotte. And this bad decision is at least half Charlotte’s fault.

Also, she’s horny as fuck and doesn’t know of any one of her previous flings that will be up for a no string roll in the hay with her with this stomach. And that could also be trusted to keep their hands off her tits.

They aren’t exactly friends, close enough her asking to drop in with a breathy breezy tone was given the green light. Not close enough despite sitting in the same row at international tournaments to ask why Charlotte isnt at the one currently happening in Germany.

Charlotte’s kids are at some kind of play date. And at some point Sasha should work out how to organise them. She should finish the nursery and she should find the kind of friends she would ask those questions to. Not the kind of maybe-friends that she backs against the door shoving her tongue into their mouths.

Charlotte gasps, which is good. Means her mouth is open and its way easy to shove her tongue all the way in and keep some kind of aggressive control. Control she keeps right until Charlotte sticks her legs between Sasha’s things and grinds them together.

And yeah, horny as hell and Jack’s greasy mitts are very unattractive when all she can see if his hands typing out the exact same come-on’s to multiple models.

"Bed," Charlotte says. In the past they usually used wine as an excuse. Sneaking a fag when Kate Kane and her deputy head girl Lauren weren’t looking.

She wants to ask if it’s worth it and if Charlottes going to stay when he’s home all the time and if the rumours about Kieran and the wonky faced scouser that plays here are true, but she wants to get laid more.

They probably are true if Charlotte’s taking titty shots and not just posting them to stories. The two of them walk fast to the bedroom Charlotte towing her unprotesting along behind her. Fuck it’s the master bedroom, all the curtains open and white sheets on the bed.

So Charlotte is truly pissed and whatever. Maybe she’ll come back when her mother can baby sit and they can drink really expensive wine on Jack’s dollar and she can be the kind of friend that asks.

Charlotte’s taken over the kiss now, “not my boobs” Sasha gasps out and opens her mouth almost sucking Charlottes tongue back into her mouth.

Charlotte wrenches her mouth away and slurps an obnoxious loud kiss on her neck. “Don’t care if it bruises,” Sasha blurts out. Charlotte stops short of teeth though. They are both in crop tops and workout pants. Not the kind anyone would actually wear to the gym.

Sasha’s have a maternity waist. She hates them but now that she isn’t hiding anything behind boho smocks and handbags it’s too fucking hot for anything else.

“Wanna leave it on?” Charlotte’s fingers ghost against the bottom of the crop top she’s wearing and Sasha nods.

“Mine are fine,” she snarks out when Sasha doesn’t move. Sasha rollls her eyes but unhooks the back of the low cut top Charlotte has on. There is a gold chain that she leaves on, but then takes off the black push up bra that’s holding everything up. Sasha rolls her nipples between her fingers and Charlotte seems into it for ten seconds until she shoves up at Sasha.

Thinking back she doesn’t know why she bothered trying to even control the kiss. Sasha lies on her back. The ceiling is the kind of blinding white that speaks to a recent paint job. Turning her head the curtains are new, the carpet still holds the lines that someone else, not Charlotte, has vacuumed into it.

They may have been closer to Germany than Sasha realised. Not exactly the kind of girl friends that call at night to panic over the future.

Charlottes taps her hips and she arches her back up to make it easier to get the leggings and her knickers off. They’ve talked at night. Sasha thought it must be easier, that Kieran had boyfriends that had something Charlotte didn’t. Half the models Jack fucks could be her sister.

Her younger sister now and the hormone soup she’s in makes her eyes feel hot and glassy for a second before she blinks that all away.

Charlottes fingers are clever and quick and that’s all Sasha concentrates on.

“Fuck,” she says, all wobbly and desperate when Charlotte rubs at her clit. Her fingers are a little too high up and Sasha pushes them down, uses more pressure and Charlotte shakes her hand off to take over.

It’s not some slow wave. She’s been thinking about this, fucking Charlotre or at least getting fucked by her since she got in the car. Her knickers are probably already wet, assuming this was the end game, based on other times. A conference room at Wembley, the hotel they had in Qatar.

She wouldn’t have made a point at saying the kids were away if she didn’t expect them to end up here as well.

This isn't - there's no real buildup, but there’s no one to hear her moan and swear and no horse faced honey blonde to sharply notice if they aren’t wearing the appropriate length denim shorts with their England shirts.

Sasha’s wet and aching, and Charlotte slides two fingers into her with a wet push and has her using double swear words. All ‘Jesus fuck’ and ‘goddam holy shit.” Charlotte's fingers are almost too good And it’s on the tip of her tongue to blurt that out. Charlotte smirks and slinks down the bed to eat her out.

When she looks down Charlottes eyes are closed, her stomach is curved up but not enough to block anything out. Sasha desperately wants to grap her own boobs except that will hurt, nipples pressing into her bra more than enough simulation.

Charlottes eyelashes are dark and longer than the last time they met up. She’s sucking Sasha’s clit and still fingering her and it’s been less than a week since she she got laid but Christ it’s all she’s been thinking about today and it’s so fucking good.

Sasha rocks up and Charlotte clamps her hand around her hip to hold her in place. She probably still swearing, digging her fingers in the sheets. charlotte's lips stick is holding firm and her top lip is sticky. Sasha comes and Charlottes doesn’t let up

Rubbing her finger down the line of Her body from her cunt to her ass but not pushing in, licking around her clit tongue flicking until Sahas comes again even better this time, her toes cramping and she pushes her off.

Charlotte is taking her own workout pants off. Black knickers with the same lace that her bra had. Sasha takes a moment to think of the sensible maternity bras that her mother tried to get her to buy, the models that look happy and like they have eaten nothing but bread and cream for the week before the photo shoot and takes over yanking Charlotte’s pants off.

She’s wet too. Sasha remembers that. How much she likes being in control, the two of them kissing after a smoke, a bitter taste swapping from mouth to mouth. Charlotte’s hands messing up her hair.

There’s some speech she should could make but she just rests her hands on the damp short hair over her cunt until Charlotte impatiently moves her fingers to the right place.

Sasha’s hands feel inflated these days, clumsy like she not used to. She licks into her, moving her tongue letting Charlotte set the pace. She’s a bit dazed when Charlotte comes grinding into her face and laying back.

“Come up here” Charlotte says. “Have a cuddle.” Sasha’s knees feel wobbly, always off balance off centre these days and flops on the pillow next to her. There’s a lamp and phone charger on the bedside table next to her. Charlotte’s phone and a matching lamp on the one next to Charlotte.

Charlotte's sprawled, completely unconcerned. But she’s softer than when they first arrived. She wraps her arm around Sasha’s shoulder and lets her curl into her side. Sasha wants to ask her about the lipstick she’s wearing. And about cute maternity bras and if the green juice is worth how fucking dire it smells.

Sasha wants a nap, and goddammit a snack and to know if it’s worth staying and, putting her hand on Charlotte's waist if it takes a long time for your stomach to look that flat again. She wants to ask if this is a change in your brain when you get knocked up. That suddenly you are always thinking of twenty things at once. But. She doesn’t want to know any of those things yet. No more than she wants to lay here in the aftermath of pleasure. No particular time frame at all.

[thisfoodieblogs]

Chicken piccata with garlic butter sauce, roasted broccoli and potatoes.

Super moist chicken with a flavorful sauce to die for. Serves 2. 579 cals per person.

Ingredients-

Broccoli

3/4 medium sized potatoes

1 shallot

2 garlic cloves

1 bunch flat leaf parsley

2 chicken breasts

24g flour

1 tbsp cider vinegar

1 chicken stock pot

30g butter

100ml water.

Step 1- chop the potatoes ( no need to peel) into medium sized cubes, place on a baking tray, drizzle with oil, salt&pepper and place in the oven on a high heat, till they are lovely and brown and roasted.

Step 2- chop the broccoli into little florets, place on a baking tray, drizzle with oil, salt & pepper, set aside for later.

Step 3- place the chicken between 2 sheets of cling film or baking paper and smash with a rollling pin until about 2cm thick. Put the flour in a bowl with a sprinkle of pepper , mix together and lay your chicken in the bowl so the chicken is nicely coated in the flour.

Step 4- place your broccoli in the oven. Heat a good glug of oil in a frying pan, once hot add in your chicken and cook until its lovely and golden brown and cooked through. Once cooked transfer to some foil and cover until ready to serve.

Step 5- peel, trim and chop your shallot into small slices, add to the pan you used to cook the chicken. Once the shallot is softened, add the garlic. Finely chop the parsely and add to the pan. Pour in the vinegar,stock pot and water. Then add in your butter and cook till the butter has melted and the sauce has thickened.

Step 6- your ready to serve. Divide the chicken, broccoli and potatoes between plates, cover with the sauce. Enjoy.

[ssin-ent]

Deal

 >request:Could I request a sub!smut with a poly relationship with doyoung and yuta. You could make it as dirty as you want😊 <

•I think I got a bit carried away,telling me to make it as dirty as i want was maybe the worst or the best idea nvhdh,anyway hope you enjoy! and thank you for waiting(and requesting!)💕•

[warning:smut,doyoung/yuta x reader,bondage,blindfold,toys,pet names]

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You were tied up to the bed,your two lovers around you,already naked.

In fact,Yuta and doyound planned this during they way home from tour.

When they arrived it was quite late you were taking a shower.their most brillaint idea was to join you in the shower nearly making you collapse when you felt hands around your body.

Before aking you come 2 times from their fingers only,next thing you know you were on the bed ,tied up.

Yuta was hovering you,he whispers in your hear “we wanted to play a little tonight, but you’re liking right?all spread out for us to use,our little fucktoy,are you sure you’re ready to handle what we planned for you darling?

You whimper,bucking your hips into nothing,he chuckled"so sentive” before leaving kisses down your neck feeling his hot breath against your skin,while doyoung was stroking himself,hand rubbing up and down slowy on his already hard lenght

The japanese boy gave a quick glance at doyoung making them switch postion,doyoung was now close to you.He kissed you sweetly,sucking on your tongue while yuta was kissing every part of your body:you were in pure bliss but you had the urge to touch them,tugging at your restrains,making Yuta-smile .He loved to see you like that,getting off on your desperate state.

When Doyoung pull out from your lips you tried to chase his,not wanting it to be over so soon,his stare softened ,looking at you with adoration before wipping your bottom lip with his thumb,lightly letting your tongue lick over his finger,trying to put it in your mouth,giving him your most innocent eyes hoping it will get you to have anything more.

And then once again your body is left alone :you turn your head to find both of your boyfriend looking  for something in the closet.Your body is burning from anticipation so you whined signaling you wanted their attention back on you.

After what feel like and eternity you see yuta coming back to the bed,a vibrator in his hand.

You immediatly thought that he would tease you  to no end and you,and be denied for hours but your eyes widened when he ran the tip against your lips saying

”since you seemed to be so eager to have that pretty mouth filled here’s something for you”accentuated by a devilish smirk.

As he was pushing the toy in your  mouth,you felt fingers at your entrance,now noticing doyoung who started to stretch you open by thrusting 2 of his long fingers out of you.

You were struggling to take the vibrator in your mouth,byt Yuta was loving every second of it.Saliva was dripping down the side of your mouth,the sight of you choking around the lenghth when he was going a bit too far back in your throat. His stare filled with lust as he was looking in your eyes as if you were his prey but what was entertaining him the most making him growing impossibly harder was your moans at every thrust of doyoung fingers.

Everything was too much,and you came,hard.

Doyoung was the first to speak,checking on you to know if you were alright.You nodded your head,reassuring doyoung who kissed you ever so softly as if you would break while  yuta delivered a sweet kiss to your hand.

They gave you the time to calm down,caressing all over your body,yuta stroking your hair soothingly whispering praises in your ear.

Doyoung reached to lick  in between your breasts before giving a few kisses to the area

”Are you ready for more baby?”he said looking at you though loving eyes.

You nodded your head ,now shy to let your voice be heard

“you need to speak sweetie,tell us”uYuta spoke turning your head while stroking your cheek,flashing you a bright smile when you mutered a “yes” then he reached for your lips to kiss.

They switched  position,now yuta was at your entrance and doyoung sat on his knees next to you

When yuta thrusted into you you arched your back at the feeling.After a little moment he started po thrust into you going as deep as possible with every thurst in before pulling out slowly making you feel his thick length rubbing against your walls making you grap at the sheets.

Doyoung rubbed the tip of his dick against your lips,smearing precum and pushing all the way in,untill your nose was hitting his stomack,holding the back of your head ,forcing you to stay still .He made you stay like that for a moment untill your body shudered and he pulled out,letting you regagning your breath for a few seconds before doing the same thing over and over again,your eyes rollling back in your head.

Yuta,on other hand settted a  quick pace doyoung,now thrusted in your mouth,face fucking you same as the boy previously did with the toy. You were doing your best to take all of him your mouth,following his mouvements rolling your tongue over his shaft once in the while, making him throw his head back.

Yuta was now rubbing your clit adding to the pleasure,doyoung rolled his hips againt your mouth swearing under his breath as he felt the vibration of your moans ,cumming in your throat with no warning but that didn’t stopped him from keep going ,he tightened  his grip on your hair and fucked into you even harder,cum dripping out of your mouth mixed with saliva.

“you like that,baby?both of us using you as we please”

You tried to answer the best you could,you wanted to say you loved it but doyoung’s dick was too far in your mouth to even let a sound out.

yuta chuckled”awww baby’s mouth too full of cock she cant even speak”

And he got back at fucking you hard annd fast,sending closer and closer to the edge.Moaning louder around the cock in your mouth but he stoped abruptly,whimpering at the loss of feeling as doyoung came in your mouth,even more cum dripping,stainning the sheets underneath you.

Your eyes went for Doyoung’s in hope of finding him as confused as you were but he just winked back at you.

“Here’s what’s about to happen kitten,we’re gonna blindfold you,and we’ll both fuck you the you’ll have to guess who did what.If you guess right we both gonna fuck you untill you come but if you guess wrong I will fuck your throat with the toy untill  you’re sore and can’t even speak understand?

You only nodded the dominance radiating through his words sending chills down your spine.

Doyoung tied the fabric around your head,your vision going black as youfelt his hot breath agaisnt you hear,he said”and don’you dare cum”

You tried your best to understand what was happening when you felt hands on your thighs stroking them softly,melting into the touch letting your mind wander.

You didn’t had time to open your mouth when you felt something poke a your entrance ,a dick already starting to thrust in and out of you rough and fast.

You wanted to concentrate,but you couldn’t ,it was too fast,the hands gripping your waist harshly y(ou were sure it started to get bruised) your mind couldn’t focus,the feeling of pleasure taking over you,your moans louder than before  thanks to your senses eightened and the sensitivity of  your past orgasms.

On the verge of crying again,doyoung pulled out before a moan escaped his throat,letting his place to yuta who didn’t waisted time and entered you this time   with way  much force than the previous man, going balls deep inside you at the first thrust,he continued to fuck deep inside you putting one of your leg over his shoulder before going faster and faster,making your whole body shake,helplessly whimpering at the pleasure filling you again.

Then he released inside you ,pleasure fading once again.You moaned at the feeling of the cum drip out of you.

Doyoung reached for the back of your head untieying the fabric,he gave a kiss to your cheeks,wipping the teard under your eyes.Talking softly to you:

“so beauty,tell us who you think fucked you first”

You try to remember all the evenements,to find something that will help you to differenciate one of them but your mind went blank as you feel yuta’s tongue lapping at your openning,cleanning the cum off of you.

In a hurry you babled”I- y…you then-hmm ngh’y-yuta!”

Your heart was pounding in your chest,the desire to be allowed to come as stong as ever.

Yuta delivered a sweet kiss to the inside of your thighs,his breath tickling your skin”correct answer baby,you deserve your reward now ,we’re gonna make you feel so so good”

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Requests open!

[squeiky]

Okay so @floweyisyourbestfriend tagged me in this btw-

It got too long, so i had to cut it.

Name: Ysabel. (Yup. Thats it. Im a bell. Ding dong.)

Gender: DOG

Star sign: virgo.

Height: Average. (Look I dont pay attention to my height, i just kinda live)

Sexuality: sexy

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor? I got no clue yo.

Favorite animal: im a powerhouse of positive energy, and love. Do you really think i have a favorite animal? I love everything. Except for the things i hate.

Average hours of sleep: WHO EVEN KNOWS?! I TRY to sleep like a regular human being, but insomnia kicks in. I TRY to sleep like an insomniac (which stay up late) BUT I FALL ASLEEP??!?

Current time: 1:25 AM.

Blankets i sleep with: one custom made one that was.... Not made for me, but was made for the bed to look pretty. Some nice white sheets. A fancy other white sheet. And dog pillows, fancy pillows, white pillows. Yeah, i dont ask for much.

Dogs or cats: why not both? Add a crow and a pidegon just incase. And an ant farm and a-

Dream job: i dont really have one. I wanted to be an artist. I became an artist. Goal= accomplished. Now im at a loss. I guess if i where to choose, character desgin artist? Or make my own animated show or videogame.

When i made my blog: when i lost the pw to my old one. (Mabye 2018 or somthing I dunno)

Followers: 168 (im happy and proud!)

Why i made a Tumblr: dunno really. Mabye i watched too many r/Tumblr posts on youtube. Or heard about the artists here. Or mabye beacuse i saw someone i looked up too here.

I have 0 clue and 0 fucks to give on anything. I am a smart dumbass and i am proud to be gravitated to the perfect site for me.

Reasons for url: i wanted it tobe somthing i liked. Pervious to my old (now discarded) account called @sushirollmaxed (lost the pw too) which was about how i liked sushi. So this one was about the tea, that cures my terrible stomach aches i am victim to have daily.

People i'd like to get to know:

(I suck at rememberr peoples users. Theres alot of peoplen i like. Might not remember them all.)

@sybillvcrystalheartart @floweyisyourbestfriend @blastlight @selfish-ghost @a-butterfly1

@kale-is-a-bitch

Yeah, i know right?

Who would want to befriend a soft, fluffy dog? That likes puzzles and spaghetti, drawing, food, chocolate, more food, music, flowers, undertale, a total theorist, dislikes hot places, likes snow, and has a terrible sense of humor (in the form of puns), is surrounded by EXTREMELY kinky people and SOMEHOW still misses out on all the "sexy" jokes, labeled the cinnamon rolll despite the fact I will LITERALLY GO FULL ON RAGE MODE and know a little more than what you think i do ;) , an insomniac, dumb ass, persistent/ stubborn/determined dweeb, who like cooking, reading, collecting weird shit, making weirs shit, shiny things, bird loving, WEIRDO!!

And...

And who likes get pet on the head..

In real life.

:3

:D

Pls?

Ask first tho?

Thx.

(For reasons i shall not address, but yes i am doge)

Get to know the writer

I was tagged by @captianrexisboo – tysm! I love this stuff lmao. I’ll try my best not to overshare today 

Instructions: tag 10 followers that you want to get to know better

NAME: Aubrey

GENDER: female

STAR SIGN: Capricorn

HEIGHT: 5′ 6″

SEXUALITY: straight

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Ravenclaw

FAVORITE ANIMAL: either pigmy goats or sea turtles

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 7-8

CURRENT TIME: 10:58 am

BLANKETS YOU SLEEP WITH: comforter with or without sheets, but also a fuzzy purple blanket I drag around to school, vacations, etc. 

DOGS OR CATS: cats, but I like dogs too :)

DREAM JOB: a novelist or college professor why not both?

WHEN I MADE MY BLOG: this blog’s about a month old now, but I’ve been on Tumblr since like 2014 under a different blog

FOLLOWERS: 165

WHY I MADE A TUMBLR: Originally? I was 13 and thought that Tumblr was edgier than Pinterest lol. Recently though I fell into the nightmare that is the Star Wars vortex and I needed a place to Vent and Scream into the Void about Obi-Wan Kenobi

REASONS FOR URL: Elgarain was the name my favorite SW OC. I also stan one (1) high jedi general of the Republic so I just combined the two 

PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW (I’m including some artists, not just writers. This is a no-pressure whatsoever tag 😊): @xxglossii, @doctorsteeb, @generalekenobi, @sana-katarn, @harisaenaja, @stanakin96, @nilhenwen, @generic-geek-girl, @jaigrex, @just-a-dot

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 22.11.17 lb

ever since @bengudill​ commented that anika looks like carrie, i can’t stop thinking about it. she does, she really does. makes it look rather morbid. 

luckily, anika’s about to get a HAPPY ENDING. GET IT, YOU GUYS? “HAPPY ENDING”? 😉😉😉😏😏😏😏 HEHEHEHE I’M HILARIOUSSSS 😆😆😆😆

billu ne phenka toh paanika kaise peeche reh sakti hai???? uska toh haq banta hai! 

i can’t help but feel devastated at all the effort it’s going to take cleaning this house. look at the pardeeee behindddd!!!!!! god, those stains are never coming outtttt!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫 #adulthood 

also it looks like someone got fucking murdered in here... which considering this is oberoi mansion.... has probably already happened before.

daaaaaaaaaaamn, o jaana took on a whole other tune. not sure how i feel about it. it’s kiiiinda creepy???? 

out of context screencap: 

tell me this doesn’t look like something out a fucking horror movie. it does, it totally does. jesus christ, i’m kinda scaring MYSELF now. 

yo man i really feel this red paint was a bad idea. they look like some creepy ass murderer couple whose fetish is killing people and playing in the victim’s blood. like seriously.... this looks creepy as fuck. a different colour wouldn’t have made it look so ... dexter-y. 

this fuckall music isn’t helping. 

HAND SEX HAND SEX HAND SEX!!!!!! 

oh thank god the music changed to laal ishq. thank the lorddddddd. AND THE MOOD OF THE SCENE HAS ENTIRELY CHANGED TOO. BEHOLD THE POWER OF BG MUSIC, PPL!!!!!!!!!!! 

oh yaaaaaaaaaaaas anika, you get that boy nakey nakey nekkkid! 

i can’t help but giggle a little here at how turned on she’s getting by slathering paint on him. like... talk about being a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. 😜😜😜

oh well, whatever you’re into, girl. i’m just glad you’re getting some. 

A+ aesthetics wrt to framing and cinematography. 

oh god girl don’t get it on your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. you’re gonna break out like fucccccccccck. 😩😩😩

i’m sorry, but hot husband and orgasms you can score once again in life, but once your skin is fucked, that’s it. one stupid orgasm isn’t worth killing your skin for!!!!!!!!! 😣😣😣😣

okay can’t stop giggling at the 80s-movie-style shot of the ~~SEXY LEGS~~~~~~~ 😂😂😂

.... are they attempting to clean up the mess by rolling around and using themselves as human sponges???? 😕😕😕

ok aesthetics and all theek, did they get beyond first base or not???? coz.... clothes still be on. and there was no suggestive dori opening either. (tellywood signal for sex. dori open = confirmation of 👉🏽👌🏽 👉🏽👌🏽 👉🏽👌🏽 ) I NEED SUGGESTIVE DORI OPENING FOR CONFIRMATION YOOOOOOO

YO MAN DID JUST KISSING HER TAKE IT OUTTA BILLU??????!?!!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? IS THERE ANY OF BULBUL’S BOOTI LYING AROUND, COZ UM... LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE 100% RIGHT TO ATTEMPT DRUGGING THIS FOOL. 

gosh, how disappointing for anika. poor girl. 

“is waale par.”

ugh ok this fucker is mad cute. fuck him. no i mean, LITERALLY, ANIKA. 

loook how happppppppppy she issssssssss. i’m crying happpy tearssssssss for my giiiiiiiiiirl. 😭😭😭😭😭

gosh, who’s at the door though? 

OH NO THE FAM’S BACK 😧😧😧😧

“yeh koi time hota hai aane ka????” “yeh koi time holi ka bhi nahi hai.”

hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO ZERO DIALOGUE NEEDED. HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

hahahahaha rudra’s satisfied exhale, as if he’s the one who did something. 

poor omRu volunteering to clean up their dirty paint-sex mess. height of bro-chaara only. 

guh. guess we’re supposed to take it that they did it. coz anika be ~*~*~*~*GLOWING*~*~*~*~*

oooop, girls are here to get the deeeeeeets. 

again, no dialogue necessary. post-orgasmic glow is a helllllll of a highlighter. it be telling them all they need to know.

bulbul looks so tearfully happy at anika’s joy. i’m cryingggggggggg. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I FINALLY GOT LAID YOU GUYS. FINALLY. AFTER ONE YEAR OF SEXUAL TENSION AND SHENANIGANS, YA GIRL FINALLY GOT HERS!!!!!!!!!!” 

ugh look at these stupid dorkssssssss holding hands under the table like a buncha teenagers. so cute. 

this is where being left handed helps me out! no one can ask me why i’m eating with ulta haath!

now to find a boy i don’t despise enough to hold my right hand. this is the hard part. oh well. 

*holds a cuteass kitten in right hand* 😸😸😸

LMAO RIKARA’S SMIRKS. BESTTTTTTTTTT. 😂😂😂😂

lol, shivaay’s going to fucking killlllllllllllll rudra. is ladke ke pait mein kuch bhi nahi rehta. 

LMAO GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ET TU BRUTUSSSSSSS

loving omki rollling his eyes at her. i knew that’s exactly how he’d react to her being silly and I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT 😍😍😍😍

omki shomki taking a page out of bade bhaiyya’s book 😏😏😏

all the elders are like TF YOU IDIOTS ON???? 

gauriiiiiii’s been caught out toooooo. not giggling so much now, are ya, bulbul???? 

“mera nahi ho raha na....”

hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

abbe idiot pehle apni harkatein sudhaar. phir tera bhi hoga. 

lolololol aniRi laughing while shivKara yell at rudra. UGH ALL MY KIDS ARE BEING EXTRA CUTE TODAY

ouff, dadi too. 

wow, ok. abhay knows to make AN ENTRANCE. 😐😐😐

i guess i should be grateful that pichli baar ki tarah ghar mein bike nahi ghusaaya.  😒😒😒

maybe clarify what you’re talking about, abhay, coz every single person in this house has a long list of sins, and no one knows which of those EXACTLY you’re talking about. 

chota billu is taking on bada billu. ladke mein dum hai. 😗😗😗

shivaay is sooooooo damn easy to provoke. just say “tum oberois...” and he’s foaming at the mouth. 

chill billu. like.... enjoy those post-sex endorphins for a bit longer. 

wow, rudra getting all high-and-mighty oberoi too. 

OUFF KYA SACH YAAAAAAAR KAUNSA SACH AB THOOOOK BHI DEEEE 420 EPISODE HOGAYE “SACH” KE BAARE MEIN SUNTE SUNTE 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok what ghatiya editing, it’s making me dizzy. 

oufff abhay, all you saw was tej with a matchstick. how is that fucking proof? you’re such an idiot. 

i mean, i’m not doubting that tej has done some super fucked up things, and probably has something to do with this too (realistically), but that’s hella flimsy “PROOF”

oh suddenly om is allllllll about the oberoi name. pfffffft. fuck outta here.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BB-BOY. DROP THAT BOMBBBBBBB!!! 

.... oh nooooo, abhay just abandoned svetlana. this is notttttttt gonnaaaa be goooooood. for him. 

jethji ka beta. meaningggggggg.... dadaji oberoi’s brother’s son. making abhay second cousin. hmm. 

lol why are anika and gauri shocked. they don’t know who the fuck vishal is. 🤔🤔🤔

man, they really shoulda cast this one to play a half-brother to shivaay. look how similar they look when they do the simul-turn! 😧😧😧

guarantee? the fuck guarantee you want? a dna test? coz those work sooooooooo well in your universe. 

on flip side, come the fuck on dadi, no one is someone’s kid just coz they KNOW of their existence. what nonsense logic???? i know of neil armstrong. does that make me his daughter?????? is ghar mein kisi ke bhi paas 2 paise ka dimaag nahi hai. 😒😒😒

shakti/tej are so fucking shady. i think i believe vishal, even though i just met him. 

i srsly think omkara might be vishal’s baby, with all the emphasis on truth and what not. what if the babies were switched?!!?!?!?!?

shivaay looks contrite. that’s a first. 

omfg he’s the opposite of angel (from buffy) - having sex AWAKENED his long-repressed soul! lololol enjoy the torment of having a conscience now, billu! 😁😁😁

ohnoe, allegations against vishal. he looked so nice and cuddly though.

for once, obros seem at a loss of wtf to do. 

ouff, anika ki bhaashanbaazi. seems like foaming-at-the-mouth-oberoi-defensiveness is an STD and shivaay’s given it to anika. ugh. 😒😒😒😒😒

of course the tape isn’t gonna work. like... OF COURSE IT ISN’T.