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giggle-shade · 8 months ago

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*audible squeals* 🫠 I'll be whatever you want me to be 🥵

#the ghoul #cooper howard #coop #call me your little killer #call me yours #tie me up and drag me away #your little killer #simping #hot beef jerky man #fallout #ghoulgirl #fanghoul #walton ghoulgins

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atombombkaytee · 7 months ago

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#screaming into the void #why is he so hot #I need his jerky #cooper howard #ghoul #fallout #ghoul fucker

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tearueful · 8 months ago

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I apologize for how I will be tomorrow when the S4 trailer of The Boys hopefully drops.

lol, jk. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY HUSBAND AGAIN.

#shut up Ash #I am STARVED for more Homelander #gnawing on beef jerky cowboy to hold me over until S4 #and then once I watch S4 I will gnaw on them both and cry #until someone waves a new hot broken man under my nose

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winnerkirkwood · 5 months ago

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i need the andretti teammates to go on that truth or dab hot ones show

#i love hot ones #and they would never do the full show #but sean evans has done truth or dab specifically on certain sports teams youtube channels #i think the buffalo bills??#but yeah i think based on the ghost pepper jerky fiasco this would be hilarious #andretti global

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hyperfix-tangented · 11 months ago

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Krang twins favorite mundane snakes?/do they eat human food?

Ebny likes gum. They will chew it constantly because it gives their teeth something to do. Otherwise they'll end up chewing on their lip/the inside of their mouth and because sharp they'll end up hurting themself. So. Gum.

Tired likes hot chocolate. Actually, while he's just hanging out, there's a decent chance he's drinking hot chocolate. He'll play with the marshmallows.

They'll eat human food but it's hard for them to stomach much of anything besides meat.

Fun fact: On the odd occasion if Ebny gets peckish on a mission/patrol and sees something they will just hunt it and eat it real quick and keep going. It can get kinda disconcerting for their group if they're not used to it.

#krang twins #apocalyptic twins au #this has just been?? in my drafts?? for some reason #I forgot to finish it lol #does hot chocolate count as a snack? it does now #I figured Kraang are probably carnivores/hunters so #I see Tired bringing jerky on patrols or whatever so if they gett peckish they can just do that #I know they're part human but like. they don't have the human teeth they're lil carnivores lol

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tigresslanzhu · 1 year ago

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Two Sides Of The Same Coin

Johnny: OOOOOOH! I smell stinks!

Nooshy: OOOOOOH! I smell nostalgia!

Stan: [whist preparing dinner] You need to tell Johnny not to criticize my cooking again!

Marcus: YOU need to tell Nooshy that nobody likes the smell of paprika deep fried with fish and chips!

#sing 2021 #sing 2016 #sing johnny #sing nooshy #pretty much the same with me and the smell of homemade beef jerky #I hate meat but I love the smell of the hot spices!

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cum-villain · 1 year ago

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surprisingly, meat sticks and monster energy are a pretty good meal, 100% genuine about this

#calories and vitamins from monster #protein from these weird but excellent sticks are are halfway between jerky and hot dogs #extremely small amount of steps (open monster can + open bag of meat sticks)#its heavenly #braincell posting

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giggle-shade · 6 months ago

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One with my favorite nickname for him (other than beef jerky man) and the blank one I made for y'all to steal and use to your hearts content ❤️ enjoy

#really? right in front of my meme #right in front of my babygirl #he's our babygirl #hot beef jerky man #cooper howard #the ghoul #fallout #walton ghoulgins #coop #fanghoul #ghoulgirl #i chose the one where he looks sad/concerned because of whatever you did in front of him #dont you upset babygirl #babygirl can do whatever he wants

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matcauth0n · 2 years ago

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mfers in fantasy books be like “we ate a simple supper of lightly salted apples, venison simmered in a pot greased with cow’s fat that included potatoes and carrots and hand-picked herbs, goat’s cheese slathered over freshly baked bread, candied peaches, and leftover ale from the last tavern”

bitch that is more complicated than your entire quest to mordor

#everything freshly gathered that day except the ale #went out back and killed some poor farmer’s cow for the grease #probably laid it out on hot rocks for jerky the next day since they had venison #fought off 26 monsters to handpick three (3) herbs so it smells good #chopped down a tree for the wood to make the fire to cook it #and in order to get freshly baked bread completed either a fetch quest for a housewife or killed some mini boss #btw they also stole the farmer’s apples while they were killing his cow #and milked the goat to be able to make cheese #used sauron’s sword to cut their veggies while they’re at it bc why the fuck not #meanwhile I’m going to the store to buy a pack of instant ramen #fantasy mfers get their motivation to do quests bc every day of making food is more of a struggle than the entire quest #fantasy books

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miensweethouse · 3 months ago

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#beef jerky #vietnamese beef #vietnamese beef jerky #hot beef jerky #spicy beef jerky #spice beef #spicy beef #snacks

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giggle-shade · 6 months ago

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It does deserve all the reblogs ♥️

no one:

the ghoul:

#cooper howard #the ghoul #walton ghoulgins #walton goggins #cooper the ghoul howard #fallout #hot beef jerky man #i love him unabashedly

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fazcinatingblog · 3 months ago

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Beef jerky is overrated

#don't tell me that beef jerky isn't rated at all because I'm still correct #the fact that they still sell it means that it must be rated somewhat and that's way more than it should be #hot dogs are yum but also overrated as well because they're so unhealthy no offence #a lot of meat things are overrated #HSP's aren't that great it's just meat and chips

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trumpvance2024 · 4 months ago

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tonycries · 4 months ago

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Thinking about overstimming Gojo Satoru to the point where he's losing control of his powers.

Overstimming Gojo Satoru until that smart mouth of his can't let out anything but wet, little gurgles of your name. His long, white lashes are batting shut with each stroke of your hand up and down his twitch shaft. He's so weighty, so hot. Glistening wet and such a pretty pink that matches his raw lips.

Overstimming Gojo Satoru until all he can do is throw his head back, abs flexing when his toned hips tremble up, up, up-

"Oh, sweetheart..." he's letting out such drawn-out whines, voice husky with how much he's been moaning and groaning your name all night. And each cute whimper is accompanied by a hitched breath, a bolt of tiny blue lightning sparking at the corners of his glassy, wide eyes.

Overstimming Gojo Satoru until the silky sheets underneath his large hands are bursting at the pressure of his jujutsu. Until you could faintly feel the thrum of power in the air with each and every syrpy coat of his precum down your wrist.

Overstimming Gojo Satoru until he thinks he can't cum - but he can. You know he can, and you'll prove it to him. Rolling your heavenly palms faster and faster down his jerky length.

Overstimming Gojo Satoru until he doesn't even know what's going on. Doesn't realize the flashes of purple glistening at the very tips of his fingers, the uncomfortable tension in the air from particles charging. Doesn't even see the way the lights go out, bursting into nothingness - in all of Tokyo, maybe even the entirety of Japan - because he's cumming, spilling milky, velvety rope after rope to drizzle all over your waiting hand. Over and over and- fuck, why does he want to do it all over again?

#jjk #jjk x reader #gojo x reader #tonythirsts #gojo smut

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gracieelinn · 8 months ago

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