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shoutout ghost fandom for being insane about tummies and big noses you are undoing a lot of self hatred in my brain
#not shoutout to my family for making comments about me wearing a croptop#fuck you grandma the satanists in my phone would think i look hot#the band ghost#shitghosting
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I was prepared for Steve and Aja, and got bodyslammed by Varvatos Vex falling in love at first sight with Toby's grandma.
#also what's with the 18+ rate for part 2#that took me by surprise#and also Jim and Toby should bond more about non human creatures having hots for their mom/grandma#Trollhunters#trollhunters tales of arcadia#3below#3below tales of arcadia#toa#jim lake jr#varvatos vex#toby domzalski#drawing#digital arts#aliens#trollhunters jim
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Malleus Draconia versus Ortho Shroud
It seems some people are surprised at Malleus’ actions? That he destroyed the robot dogs and almost destroyed Ortho.
But I would like to point out that Malleus has always been like this; very protective of his loved ones.
For example: In Lilia’s PE vignette, he nearly took Rook’s head off because he thought Rook was trying to hurt Lilia.
Then we come to book 7, chapter 7 update.
Yes, he destroyed the dogs and almost Ortho but remember Malleus is protective of his loved ones.
Malleus OBed because he wants his loved ones happy and Ortho is a threat to that, so of course he’s going to destroy any threats to them and Ortho basically labeled himself as such.
Now I want to bring up a point that I don’t see many talk about?
Malleus understood Ortho’s explanation about how Ortho woke up and how he was able to penetrate the barrier.
Ortho described himself as immortal basically because he can transfer his data to any body, which Malleus understood as transferring vessels.
This is when Malleus finally took the steps to destroy Ortho. Not because he wanted to kill him, but because he knew that Ortho would still live and transfer himself to another body.
Did Ortho feel fear? Yes because Orth doesn’t like lightning and that’s one of Malleus’ powers but think about it.
Feeling fear is an emotion no one wants to repeat. Malleus acknowledged that Ortho might be feeling fear
With Malleus knowing that Ortho can feel such things, Malleus told Ortho he would end him swiftly because in a way that is an act of kindess isn’t it? To end it quickly rather than prolonging the fear.
But at the same time he knows that Ortho will live and remember this emotion, and that’s what Malleus wants, so Ortho would be too scared to try again.
Malleus is protective of his loved ones and he always has been.
While his actions might seem as if he’s out of control, he isn’t. He understood in his own way what Ortho explained to him before making his move.
He didn’t attack because he’s raging but made a more calculative move on his end to stop Ortho, one that he would make repeatedly if need be, since he knows that Ortho can transfer bodies.
#not to say that malleus is not being affected mentally#remember he now knows the truth about his birth and the senate and his grandma#on top of that he’s using a bunch of magic and been OB for awhile and people are waking up and rejecting his gift#so yes he’s being affected mentally and emotionally but this post is not about that#it’s about how his actions are not surprising and how he took a calcualtive strategy not one where he’s unhinged and going to kill ortho fo#no reason but because he knew that ortho would be alive and well#additionally malleus being evil was very hot this is what you should expect from a far#ortho shroud#malleus draconia#twst book 7#diasomnia#twst malleus draconia#twst theory#twst theories#twst ortho shroud#lilia vanrouge#twst analysis#disney twst#twst#twisted wonderland
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i'm so sorry for the unfortunate foreshadowing... but i need y'all to see who carter really is LMAOAO
#ts4 simblr#the sims 4#ts4 gameplay#my stuff#ts4#struck by love legacy#last post of tonight#and tmr lols#maybe sunday too#i'll be back next week or smth#but like fr guys#carter is a hot mess#saying he texting his grandma#whole time he texting his hoe omg#carter slander very much encouraged btw#* avery banks#* stanky carter jones#* anon
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Saw one too many posts along the lines of 'I put something not oven-safe in the turned off oven for Reasons and then my spouse/roommate/sibling turned on the oven and ruined it!' recently and that combined with my automatic pre-turning on the oven habit of opening the door to make sure there's nothing in there has got me thinking.
I Always check the oven before I turn it on. Doesn't matter if I know for a fact nothing is in there or the racks haven't moved out of the position i want, I always check. And I always check because that's the way I was taught. When I started learning how to cook from my mom, the first thing she taught me to do was check the oven. I always figured that was just a common sense safety thing she passed on, but it also occurred to me that my mom worked as a firefighter/paramedic for a good portion of my childhood. So maybe that was something she passed on from her experiences as a firefighter.
So now I'm curious, and in true tumblr fashion I'm gonna sate my curiosity with a poll.
Note: 'Raised' can mean you had a parent/parental figure who was a firefighter. Or an extended family member who was. Or a family friend. If they served a role in your life that taught you things, they had a hand in raising you.
Obligatory please reblog for sample size. I doubt this will break containment and get more than a dozen or so votes but it would be super cool if it did.
#i was thinking thoughts while i made me taquitos#like i feel like everyone's family has a story along these lines#in my family my grandma set a drawer full of hot pads on fire because she turned on the broiler drawer of my parent's range#not realizing it was full of flammable things#polls
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#loafers#moccasins#nunu loafers#step on my dick moccasins#step on my nose moccasins#penny loafers#step on my dick loafers#step on my nose loafers#fat girls stepping on dicks#nunu moccasins#granny stepping on dicks#hot grandma#sexy granny#fat granny#granny flats
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Who Will Be Danny's Universe?
-happy 20th anniversary!!-
[special close-ups and details below cut]
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Sputnik 2's launch date: 3 November, 1957
Sputnik 2's time of launch: 02:30:42 UTC
Chronicles of the Last Starman is a comic book written and illustrated by Gio Nostra. Signed with the message, "Thanks for your support, Danny! Remember to keep stargazing! -Gio"
[This is a fictional title and author I made up for the sake of the story. The original first two pages of this comic are based on an actual comic seen in the episode Kindred Spirits. I redrew them in my style, and the last panel shows that Danny put down the comic book to continue reading at a later date.]
A collection of books and a snow globe. The snow globe has a piece of the Andromeda galaxy stored inside, and the label says ANDROMEDA in canon ghost speech.
The green book is titled Native Plants of the Gardens and is written in canon ghost speech.
The purple book is titled Time Travel: Don't Fuck It Up and is written in fanon ghost speech developed by @five-rivers
The yellow book is titled People and Their Choices and is written in a font called Galaxia (I forgot where I found it)
#danny phantom#doodles from a pond#this took less time than I thought overall#was supposed to be finished and posted on the 3rd but then my grandma died and I had to put it in the backseat#the first two pages are based off an actual comic you see for half a second in the show#the tiny details took me a hot second but I like how it turned out :)#hope y’all enjoy#imma go pass out now it’s midnight
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some more sims for my new save! meet single mom amber, and her cutie pie daughter lacey <3
i also made lacey's dad / amber's shithead ex boyfriend but fuck that guy!
#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#amber was HIGH KEY inspired by my childhood best friend#cookie monster pj hot cheeto raised by her grandma type girl. bedroom a disaster mess but it always somehow smells good#has a thing for astrology and crystals and has a niche unconventional pet like a hedgehog or a chinchilla#that kind of girl#my sims#ts4 cas
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What if you went exploring and met a rabbit on your travels?
Thanks for the request, @violetrose29 !!! I didn't find much references for spray painting so I watched a vid about it and took a pic of myself for the pose. It looks a bit awkward because I rarely draw at this angle. So I was like yeah I should challenge myself so my pieces don't look so stiff!!!!
Also by the time I was coloring it I realised that this kinda looked sus 😭😭😭 but omfg that wasn't my intention 💀💀💀 I got lowkey bummed and didn't draw any graffiti like I wanted to so I just added the actual vanny graffiti.
I tried covering the butt with my watermark but it made it look worse omfg 💀
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#vanny#fnaf vanny#fnaf security breach#fnaf fanart#fnaf au#vanny fnaf#my art#fun fact this vanny design of mine is called hot wheels!!!#cuz she was made when they had a hot wheels showcase when I visited my grandma#that's why her eyes are oranger than my usual pink#I miss drawing my other vanny designs </3#but they need redesigning cuz they don't fit their names tbh#also cuz I couldn't draw clothes and I'm trying to improve that she needs to be more wackier :]#fnaf autism is so annoying cuz it gets mad I don't stylised them enough then gets mad I don't draw then game accurate#like damn bro pick a struggle!!!!
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Hot bitches listen to music that'll send grandma into orbit
#will wood#lemon demon#tally hall#bear ghost#she wants revenge#Sub urban#Human zoo#that handsome devil#Hot bitches listen to djo as well#djo#sorry grandma
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Burrows End family as humans in the world of the Last of Us. Welcome to Last Bast!
#dimension 20#burrows end#d20#vibes were what if last of us and last bast is like a safe settlement they found#i had so much fun with violas outfit#like what would violas energy look like in a zombie apocalypse#i also just#like ava i wanted to make hot strong grandma energy#like considering how well she barbs#i simply could not draw her frail#also tula? hot#and dissociating#ph0enixarts
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