#hot daddy cop

[service4marriedmen]

Once a week, Daddy stops by the abandoned church on the outskirts of town for his mid-shift service.

Today he was a little more stressed, having had to wait a while for me to get there, and he took that out on my mouth, releasing all the tension, alongside his five-day load, as he dumped balls deep with his hands firmly on my head to make sure I swallowed the lot.

Daddy pretty much does what he wants, because he can.

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[straight8men]

VERY HOT COP WITH AUTHORITY AND A STR8 CUTTIE-MAN.😍

@straight8men

[slagduroc]

Today, we thanked our Slag Duroc policemen with cigars for all they do to keep us safe! Your dedication doesn’t go unnoticed! 🚔

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[brokebuckmt]

Frank and Jimmy haze the new buck

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Officer Travis 0401

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[jackinhofejr]

It had been a long, boring overnight shift and it was still only 2am.  Danny Buxton had taken this job with a rural county sheriff three years ago.  He told people he took the job for the peace and quiet, but in reality he took it for the paycheck.  After graduating with a bachelor’s in criminology, he hoped to get hired at the FBI.  But that dream hasn’t come true yet. 

Since he was still lowest in seniority, he got stuck working nights.  It wasn’t so bad when Jess, the town gossip, was working night dispatch, but her mother had taken ill a few days ago and she had to go take care of her.  After another rousing hand of solitaire, he heard the crackle of the dispatch radio. “Montgomery County, this is Rick in Clark County dispatch, I’m covering both counties tonight since Jess went up to visit her mom in Jessop.  A noise complaint came in from a couple folks on Morningstar Ln.  They said they heard someone yelling from the direction of 667 Morningstar.”

Yes!  Something to do!  Danny picked up the radio. “Thanks Rick, this is Deputy Buxton.  I’ll head out that way now.”

“Thanks Deputy, have a good night.”

“You too Rick.”

It only took about ten minutes to get out to Morningstar Ln, and there were no lights on in the house.  Danny pulled slowly into the driveway, scanning the property for any disturbance.  As he walked to the door he thought to himself <“This might be a false alarm.  Maybe somebody heard a buck in rut.”>

Danny approached the door and rang the bell.  He waited a few moments and was about to ring again when he saw a light come on upstairs, then someone peeked out and saw the patrol car in the driveway.  Danny waited a few more minutes and a middle-aged man in a bathrobe opened the door.

“Evening sir, I’m Deputy Daniel Buxton with the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office.  We had some complaints of noise from a couple of your neighbors and wanted to see if everything was alright.” “Huh.  Well whatever it was I must’ve slept through it.  You’re welcome to come in and look around.”

“Thank you sir, just need to check a few boxes and I’ll be out of your hair.  Is anyone else home?”

“Just me and the pup, and he’s probably curled up in a corner somewhere.  I’m Luke by the way.” “Nice meeting you sir, sorry it’s the middle of the night.  Do you mind if I take a quick look around?  I should just be a few minutes.”

“Sure.  I’m headed to the kitchen to get a water bottle.  Want one?”

“That’d be great.  I forgot to bring one when I was dispatched out here.”

Danny took a walk through a few rooms, listening more than looking, but heard nothing.  He met Luke in the kitchen.

“Here you go.”  Luke handed him the bottle of water, sipping from his own.

 “Thank you, sir.”  Danny popped it open and took few gulps.  “Do you mind if I take a quick look out back?”

“There’s 30 acres back there but knock yourself out.  The door’s over here.”

“Danny walked around with a flashlight for a few minutes, climbing up to the high point in the rolling acreage, but as expected there was nothing to be found.”  He went back and knocked on Luke’s door.

“Well sir, *huff*, that’s about it, *huff*.  Nothing to see out there, *huff*, but corn and owls.”  He struggled to catch his breath.  <”That hill wasn’t that tall!”>

“Are you ok?  You sound winded.”

“Well it’s been a long day, *huff*, and I foolishly climbed *huff* your hill.”

“Do you want to sit for a minute and catch your breath?”

“Thanks, that’d be great *huff*.”  He drank about half the water in the bottle.  It felt like he’d run a marathon.  <”Time for some two-a-days in the gym!”>  “I’ll have…to start doubling up…on cardio!”

“Come on into the den.  There’s a nice comfy sofa you can rest on.”

Danny sat down, just for a moment.

“So it’s been a busy night you said?” asked Luke.

“Oh no…opposite…slow…boring.”  <”Why can’t I catch my breath?”>

“Well be sure to finish that water, you seem dehydrated.”

He was crazy thirsty. 

Danny took another swig from the bottle. “Ohna…ahcan…wha…?” <”Am I slurring?”>

“If you need to lay down for a minute, go right ahead.  I don’t think you should drive. You look really tired.”  Luke unbelted his bathrobe and let it drop to the floor.

“Ohna…asha…go.”  <”I’ll just close my eyes for a minute.  Wait, did he just take off his bathrobe?! This is getting weird!”>  Danny dropped his nearly empty water bottle to the floor.

“That’s OK, Deputy Buxton, it’s just water.  You just settle in for a nappy nap.  I’ll take good care of you.”

 “N-,,,n-,,,” <”Just so tired!”> Danny tried to prop his head up to keep it from lying down. He struggled to keep his eyes open.

<”What the hell is this guy wearing??  I’m outta here!”> He threw all his remaining energy into one last ditch effort to stand.

“I gah go…”  And with that he collapsed onto the floor.

Once again he tried to prop up his head. <”What…is…happ-“>  And then everything went black. Luke loomed over him and spoke softly, ominously.

“Atta boy, Danny.  Just give in.  Go to sleep.”

“Now let’s get you out of that uniform.”  Luke flipped Danny over onto his back and started peeling off layers of clothing.

When he got to his undies, Luke saw that Rick made a good choice.  Danny Buxton was a slab of prime all-American red meat.

“Now let’s get that shirt off.”

Luke took a moment to admire Danny’s hard work in the gym.  “Niiiice.  Now let’s get you settled in downstairs.”  And with that he lifted Danny into a fireman’s carry and took him into the cellar.

When Danny woke up his head was pounding and his throat was dry.  He was sore all over and in a strange position.  “What the fuck?”  He couldn’t move.  His hands and feet were chained up.  He couldn’t stand!  He was in a cage!  “What the hell?  Where am I?”  He couldn’t see anything in the dark.  Suddenly a dog started barking, each yip pierced his pounding skull.

“Shut up!  Stop barking!”  The dog started barking faster and louder.  Then a door opened and he could see light streaming down a stairway above him.  He was in a cellar.  A light flickered on and Danny could see someone coming down the stairs.  Luke! 

“Luke!  Help me man, I’m stuck!”  As his eyes adjusted to the light, Danny could see the dog running from the other end of the cellar.  “Wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?”

Luke laughed.  “Oh, I mentioned my pup earlier.  That’s Rick.  I think you and he spoke earlier this evening.”

“Rick?  From dispatch??”

“Well, not exactly.  Rick here suffers from separation anxiety while I’m at work, so I agreed to get him a companion.  He chose you.  And it turns out anyone with a two-way radio can talk on your dispatch frequency.”  Rick wagged what looked like a tail protruding from his backside.

“What the fuck!  You sick fucks!  Let me go!”

Rick started barking again and growled.

“Oh, you’re absolutely right, Rick.  Let’s get him fitted right now.  I think he’ll need a starter, one with a built in gag until he learns to behave.”

Danny continued to scream obscenities until Luke fit the hood over his head, forcing something large and turgid into his mouth, choking off his voice.

“Sorry about the kennel, Danny boy, but it’s a necessity until you’re completely housetrained.  Rick can start showing you the ropes, so to speak.” 

Luke laughed again, and then went back upstairs and turned out the light. In the darkness, Danny could hear Rick shuffling around behind his crate.  He heard a door creak open, and Rick started chewing on his briefs!  <“What the fuck are you doing??”>  He tried to scream and squirm but couldn’t.

Then he felt Rick’s tongue graze his asshole and he knew that this was going to be the longest night of his life…

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next couple posts are just gonna be doodle dumps cuz i have nothing else atm

[service4cops]

When Daddy stands to attention, that's your cue to get on your knees and service him!

[brokebuckmt]

Mack hazing the new buck

[nevertoparadise]

୨୧ list of all lana unreleased, demos and covers ୨୧

unreleased songs

1. You Can Be The Boss (leaked)

2. Kinda Outta Luck (leaked)

3. Oooh Baby (= “Are You Ready?”) (leaked)

4. Hundred Dollar Bill (leaked)

5. Driving in Cars With Boys (leaked)

7. Daddy Issues (= “I Was In A Bad Way”) (leaked)

8. Trash Magic (leaked)

9. Paris (= “Take Me To Paris”) (leaked)

10. Heavy Hitter (leaked)

11. Dum Dum (3 different versions) (leaked)

12. Match Made In Heaven (leaked)

13. She’s Not Me (= “Ride or Die”) (leaked)

14. Pin Up Galore (leaked)

15. Dangerous Girl (leaked)

16. Never Let Me Go (leaked)

17. Children Of The Bad Revolution (leaked)

19. Marilyn Monroe (= “Puppy Love”) (leaked)

20. Come When You Call Me America (2 different versions) (leaked)

21. 1949 (leaked)

22. You’re Gonna Love Me (leaked)

23. Put the Radio On (leaked)

24. Gangsta Boy (leaked)

25. Summer of Sam (leaked)

26. Serial Killer (leaked)

27. Go Go Dancer (leaked)

28. Delicious (leaked)

29. Big Bad Wolf (= “Hot Hot Hot”) (leaked)

30. Playing Dangerous (leaked)

31. Afraid (leaked)

32. Hollywood’s Dead (leaked)

33. Damn You (= “American Dream”) (leaked)

34. Lift Your Eyes (leaked)

35. Boarding School (leaked)

36. Butterflies (leaked)

37. Every Man Gets His Wish (leaked)

38. Fordham Road (leaked)

39. Motel 6 (leaked)

40. Paradise (leaked)

41. Velvet Crowbar (leaked)

42. Fake Diamond (2 versions) (leaked)

43. Backfire (leaked)

44. Moi Je Joue (leaked)

45. Last Girl On Earth (leaked)

46. Live or Die (leaked)

47. Push Me Down (leaked)

48. Teenage Wasteland (= “Prom Song” [Gone Wrong]) (leaked)

49. Tonight (= “I Don’t Wanna Go”) (leaked)

50. My Best Days (leaked)

51. Break My Fall (leaked)

52. Catch and Release (leaked)

53. Crooked Cop (leaked)

54. Is It Wrong? (leaked)

55. Jealous Girl (leaked)

56. Hawaiian Tropic (leaked)

57. Heartshaped Chevrolet (leaked)

58. Hit and Run (2 versions) (leaked)

59. Making Out (2 versions) (leaked)

60. Noir (leaked)

61. Scarface (leaked)

62. TV In Black & White (leaked)

63. Us Against The World (leaked)

64. Midnight Dancer Girlfriend (leaked)

65. Maha Maha (leaked)

66. Television Heaven (leaked)

67. Golden Grill (leaked)

68. Beautiful Player (leaked)

69. Dynamite (leaked)

70. Breaking My Heart (leaked)

71. Black Beauty (leaked)

72. Hollywood (leaked)

73. Angels Forever (Forever Angels) (leaked)

74. Starry Eyed (leaked)

75. JFK (leaked)

76. Butterflies Pt. 2 (leaked)

77. Daytona Meth (leaked)

78. Tired Of Singing The Blues (leaked)

79. St. Tropez (= “Party Girl”) (leaked)

80. Queen Of Disaster (leaked)

81. All Smiles (leaked)

82. Bentley

83. Betty Boop Boop (leaked)

84. Born Bad Bay

85. Caught You Boy

86. C U L8r Alligator (leaked)

87. Criminals Run The World (= “Hit And Run” alternate version) (leaked)

88. Cry Me A River

89. Girl That Got Away

90. I Was In A Bad Way (= “Daddy Issues” alternate version) (leaked)

91. I’m Fucked

92. Kindness of Strangers

93. Mermaid Hotel (leaked)

94. Put Your Lips Together (leaked)

95. Resistance

96. Roses

97. Ruby Tuesday

98. Slow Gin Fizz

99. So Legit (= “Against Gaga”) (leaked)

100. Smarty (leaked)

101. Playground (leaked)

102. Wrong

103. Strange Love (leaked)

104. Bollywood Hawaii (leaked)

105. Baby Blue Love (leaked)

106. I Want It All

107. Behind Closed Doors (leaked)

108. Jimmy Gnecco (leaked)

109. Break The Cycle

110. Epiphany

111. Jonah

112. Little Angel

113. Lullubye

114. True Love On The Side (leaked)

115. Living Without You (= “TV In Black & White” alternate version) (leaked)

116. True Love

117. Greenwich (leaked)

118. Shadow Of A Doubt (leaked)

119. Get Drunk (leaked)

120. BBM Baby

121. Be My Daddy

122. China Palace

123. Dance Money

124. Fine China

125. For Charlie

126. Living Legend

127. Morricone

128. Piano Theme

129. W

130. Yes To Heaven

131. Ridin’/My Bitch (feat. The Kickdrums & A$AP) (leaked)

132. Back To Tha Basics (leaked)

133. Because of You (leaked)

134. Coca Colla (= “Television Heaven” alternate version) (leaked)

135. Hangin’ Around (leaked)

136. In The Sun (leaked)

137. Joshy & I (leaked)

138. Let My Hair Down (leaked)

139. Live Forever (leaked)

140. Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight (leaked)

141. Methamphetamines (leaked)

142. On Our Way (leaked)

143. Stoplight De-lite (leaked)

144. Trash (leaked)

145. Wayamaya (leaked)

146. You & Me (leaked)

147. Your Band Is All The Rage (leaked)

148. The good life (leaked)

149. Zodiac (snippet leaked)

150. Ave Maria

151. Pink Champagne (leaked)

152. Fine china (leaked)

153. Dragonslayer (leaked)

154. Poetry in motion (leaked)

155. There’s nothing to be sorry about

156. All for you

157. Unidentified flying bill

158. Smile

159. California

160. In wendy

161. More mountains

162. When i’m with you

163. French restaurant (leaked)

164. Coconut & key lime pie

165. Sweetheart

166. Roses bloom for you (leaked)

167. I must be stupid for being so happy

168. Earthquakes

169. Star lux

170. Eat for free

171. Wait

172. Crazy for you

173. Blizzard

albums

Lana Del Ray (Steven Mertens recordings)

Tracklist: unknown

Lizzy Grant and the Phenomena (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Disco

2. For K Part 2 (Demo)

Sparkle Jump Rope Queen (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Axl Rose Husband

2. Elvis

3. Blue Ribbon (= “Gramma”)

The Money Hunny Recordings (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Money Hunny

2. A Star For Nick

3. Rehab (“For K Part 2″ Demo)

4. Pawn Shop Blues (Demo)

May Jailer – Sirens (leaked)

Tracklist:

1. Sirens (Titled as “For K”)

2. Next to Me

3. A Star for Nick

4. My Momma

5. Bad Disease

6. Out with a Bang

7. Westbound

8. Try Tonight

9. All You Need

10. I’m Indebited to You

11. Pretty Baby (Or “For K”)

12. Aviation

13. Find My Own Way

14. Pride

15. Birds of A Feather

Lana del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant

Tracklist:

1. Kill Kill

2. Queen of the gas station

3. Oh say can you see

4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)

5. For K Pt. 2

6. Jump

7. Mermaid Motel

8. Raise me up (Mississippi south)

9. Pawn shop blues

10. Brite lites

11. Put me in a movie

12. Smarty

13. Yayo

demos

1. Born To Die (2 different versions) (leaked)

2. Blue Jeans (leaked)

3. Video Games (leaked)

4. Diet Mountain Dew (3 different versions, also known as Diet Mnt Dew) (leaked)

5. National Anthem (2 different versions) (leaked)

6. Dark Paradise (2 different versions, one with other lyrics) (leaked)

7. Radio (leaked)

8. Carmen (2 different versions, one of them is acapella with other lyrics) (leaked)

9. Million Dollar Man (leaked)

10. This Is What Makes Us Girls (2 different versions) (leaked)

11. Without You (2 different versions, one with other lyrics) (leaked)

12. Lolita (4 different versions, also known as Hey Lolita Hey or Lolyta) (leaked)

13. Lucky Ones (leaked)

14. Driving in Cars with Boys (leaked)

15. Hundred Dollar Bill (leaked)

16. Heavy Hitter (leaked)

17. Yayo (leaked)

18. Trash Magic (leaked)

19. Ghetto Baby (Demo for Cheryl Cole) (leaked)

20. White Pontiac Heaven (= “Axl Rose Husband” alternate version) (leaked)

21. Summertime Sadness (leaked)

22. Young & Beautiful (leaked)

23. Jump (leaked)

24. Put Me In A Movie (leaked)

25. Brite Lites (leaked)

26. Unfixable (Demo for Shades of cool) (leaked)

27. Miss America (demo 1 and 2)

28. Beautiful people beautiful problems (leaked)

29. Freak (leaked)

30. Thunder (leaked)

other songs – live/covers/collaborations

1. The End of the World (Skeeter Davies Cover)

2. Iron (with Woodkid) released

3. Chet Baker (with Mando Diao) released

4. Gloria (with Mando Diao) released

5. The Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A. (Donna Fargo Cover)

6. Ten Dollar Ring (with Bryan Dunn)

7. Goodbye Kiss (Kasabian Cover)

8. Heart-Shaped Box (Nirvana Cover)

9. Blue Velvet (Bobby Vinton Cover – for H&M) released

10. Chelsea Hotel No. 2 (Leonard Cohen Cover)

11. Summer Wine (Lee Hazlewood & Nancy Sinatra Cover)

12. Spender (feat. Smiler) released

13. Dayglo Reflection (feat. Bobby Womack) released

14. Cry Me A River (Various)

15. I Love Paris (Ella Fitzgerald Cover)

16. Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door (Bob Dylan Cover)

17. Roadhouse Blues (The Doors Cover)

18. Why Don’t You Do Right? (Peggy Lee Cover)

19. Wonderwall (Oasis Cover)

20. Some Things Last A Long Time (Daniel Johnston Cover) released