#hot cowboy!

[muldoon85]

Tom Petty Beach Party coming to theaters Oct. 17 & 20th! I'm going on his birthday! 🎂♥️

[dorianlover]

[twunktrunks]

Silas Waller

[bixels]

(walks in dazed with mystery blood dripping down my forehead and past my eyes and cheeks) honey! i'm home!

[gay4thingss]

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, to his Tiktok following: Do me and Steve do couples costumes for Halloween? Great question. One of us does.

Eddie: But-

Eddie: *holds up a picture of Steve and Robin dressed up as Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker*

Eddie: Not-

Eddie: *holds up picture of Steve and Robin dressed up as Mulder and Scully*

Eddie: With-

Eddie: * holds up picture of Steve and Robin dressed up as Mal and Kaylee from Firefly*

Eddie: Me!

Eddie: *cuts to Robin picking Steve up for work today. They’re dressed up like Woody and Jesse from Toy Story*

Eddie: You’re welcome, bisexuals.

*video ends*

[hotboysx]

Papi soy tu vaquero 🤠

[eye4muscle]

Yippee-ki-yay

[cyberrose2001]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

COWBOY RATCHET UNDER THE CUT!!!

still practicing anatomy + shading but i like it :)

AINT NO LOVE IN OKLAHOMAAAAAAA

[nautilittlebee]

Country roads!

Follow me @nautilittlebee 🐝

[hairyai]

Let me help with that...

[spicyraeman]

remembering cowboy au...

[littlebambiboy]

🎀 Dad who's also a cowboy, he's got the country accent and the hat and boots, the whole shebang. You got to live with him on his farm down South, yknow, just some little nowhere town your mom sent you away to when she decided being a parent was too much work.

Only, your dad is hot. Ya, he's your dad, but you don't really know him, how could you when you loved west with your mom for your whole life, only seeing him rarely when she let him around when you were a kid. You haven't seen him since, it's not weird, you swear.

Until it becomes weird, you start calling him daddy, and he calls you baby. Which, in and of itself, is fine, but he also starts to grab your ass whenever he gets a chance. You can't help being turned on by it though, your pussy getting wet every time his hands touch your ass.

Until one day, his hands venture forward to your clothed pussy, he starts rubbing and carressing through the thin fabric of your pants and underwear, making you moan and lean back into him, whispering in that hot country accent that “you're doing so good baby”, as he plays with you.

It's not long until he's dropping hisnhat on your head, roping you into fucking him every other day by just saying. “Come on baby, you know the rules. Wear the hat ride the cowboy.”🎀

[luvcowboyass]

Cowboys at play... Woof!

[dragonanon]

Shameless Satan x Reader headcanons because I am a whore- 😩

- As much as everyone would probably assume he’s into “meek wittle UwU princesses” he can dominate with ease, Satan in fact prefers a little spitfire who won’t hesitate to fight back

- You won’t just lay down and take his BS, and it’s part of what drew him to you to begin with. He was probably raging about some stupid shit in the courtroom, and you (probably a desk clerk or something there at the time) got sick of it and yelled back at him “Oh stfu you big red fucker!” And he was so taken aback that someone had the balls to yell back at him that he was left speechless and mildly aroused

- Calls you things like “little flame”, “spitfire”, “dove”, and his “treasure”

- Knows that the sheer size difference between you two flusters you to no end, and he’s a goddamn menace about it. Making short jokes, holding things out of reach, and randomly picking you up just so he can hear you squeak in surprise. Getting cursed out by you is worth it so long as he gets to see that precious look on your face

- Aside from Yogirt, you’re really the only one who can get Satan to calm down when he’s angry and you have a much easier time doing so than Yogirt does. All you have to do is scratch his chin and croon at him, and the big bastard just melts into your touch

- Purrs SO GODDAMN LOUD but insists that he doesn’t. The lying bastard, he sounds like a tractor engine on steroids. He gets SUPER pissy if anyone besides you comments on it

- SO fucking full of himself, mans REALLY thinks he’s above Lucifer and deserves to be regarded as such smh. Your love and affection only further strokes his overinflated ego, as does any compliments and praise you give him. Mf actually grows BIGGER in multiple ways lol the more his ego is stroked

- This man is a cowboy/rancher and I will take NO criticism because I’m right. He’s got THOUSANDS of cows, and lots of horses too

- When he’s not in the courtroom, he’s working on his ranch. Probably has hundreds, if not thousands, of Demons he employs as farm hands to help with all the work, but there are some things only he can do and TBH he likes the physical activity of the work and it’s a free show for you lol

- He gave you a little chicken coop so you can keep a little flock of chickens. You LOVE your chickens, and your personal fav is a tiny rooster you named “Marshmallow”, and he looks like a more demonic version of this lol

- Says he’s not jealous of Marshmallow, but he TOTALLY is. He gets all pouty and grumbly when you pick up the tiny rooster and coo over him, because dammit you should be cuddling and cooing over HIM! Not that stupid bird!

- Has a big, fancy, mansion on his ranch that he lives in with you. In true dragon fashion, he unironically sleeps on a mountain of gold and other treasures lol. How he doesn’t have back pain is a mystery, but you get to sleep on his tiddies so you have no complaints lol

- Runs SO fucking hot! You’ll never need to pay for heating again, let alone HAVE an actual heating system, because this mf puts out heat like an industrial incinerator. It’s FANTASTIC during the winter because he’s so warm you can just cozy up to him and be in bliss, but in the summer it’s fucking agony and you can’t escape it because he gets upsetti spaghetti if you don’t sleep and cuddle with him

- Would prefer you to NOT be in the courtroom with him. He says it’s because you distract him, but in reality it’s because he doesn’t want you to have to see him explode with rage and live up to his title as the embodiment of wrath. He actually tries REALLY hard to keep that part of himself away from you, because even though he’ll die before ever admitting it, a TINY part of him is terrified that he’ll end up hurting you during one of his outbursts

- If for some reason you HAVE to be there, he has a special little balcony set up for you that’s not only a safe distance away from any potential danger, but ALSO has a magic force field protecting it (that part is a secret tho because if you knew about it, you’d yell at him for thinking you’re weak enough to need protection lmfao)

- If anyone so much as blinks at you wrong, he beats the shit out of them. The ONLY reason he doesn’t kill them is because he knows you’ll yell at him like “Dammit Satan, again?! I can’t go anywhere with you!”

- Yogirt 100% uses his love for you to get him to chill. “I know you’re feeling some pretty big feelings right now, but think of (Y/N)~ She loves you and would be so sad to see you this angry~”

- It’s funny because he and Satan both know damn well that you wouldn’t be sad, rather you’d be yelling at him to knock that shit off lmao

- The entire courtroom once got to hear you sit him the fuck down because he got a little TOO spicy in the courtroom one day, and didn’t believe Yogirt he he not-so-subtly threatened to call you. Sure enough, he pulled out his phone and called you on speaker phone, and everyone got to spend 30 minutes listening to you rip this mf a new one while the mighty king of wrath sat there like a sad puppy and occasionally mumbling something like “I know…I’m sorry treasure, I’ll do better.” (No one is allowed to comment on it or else he’ll get VERY angry about it. Plenty of memes have been made about it tho much to his chagrin)

[jakespense]