#horus lancer

[poeticcannon]

Okay but Tom himself said Horus is just internet + death cult.

It's a bunch of contrasting ideologies and cells feeding on each other's data.

Making it just 4chan is boring, when there's a myriad of fucked up groups to take inspiration from.

Meanwhile, back in Lancer...

We have established that HORUS is basically a mixture of Space 4chan and Space Kiwifarms. A bunch of Chronically Terminally Online anonymous dickheads who "ironically" embody all the worst Galaxy Brain memes that exist, have ever existed, and will never exist. This is known, yeah?

This, to me, implies the existence of a Space Something Awful, and the real reason HORUS exists is because Space Lowtax probably banned Four-Dimensional Paracausal Space Anime Porn or something.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

please give this guy all the views

[loveaintforkeeping]

A Balor but all the nanites are these little guys

[gorgonfuckerdotnet]

// NEW CALLSIGN GONNA BE PERSEUS

// THE WAY I WANT GORGON HEAD

[bregflr]

To Hold an Unholy Vesel

Custom pegasus design that I was commissioned to do, really fun piece to work on!

[theohshit-r-official]

Hello Omninet!

Keep, silly posters, your personal interactions!

[[CRY OUR EDITORIAL STAFF]]

Give us your tired-ass, your poorly cited, your dogshit abstracts, yearning to run rampant and spark new conspiracies among Harrison engineers. The wretched refuse of your suspiciously crusty "research" notebook. Send these, the worthless, salad-tossed to us (we'll publish them). We lift our lamp beside the second rate, and illuminate your worst researched best takes for all to see.

Welcome to the grand revival of The Omninet Hyper-integrative Stack Hub for the Institute of Teledistributed Research, or OHSHIT-R if you aren't a fucking cop. We were down for a while there after one of you fucks managed to encrypt some liturgicode into a recipe for fried krait that dropped our server room (and my fucking home office with me in it) into a metavault. Notably? The krait sucked. If you're going to fuck us like that, at least try to make the recipe good.

With that being said, I uh. Didn't manage to get the servers out with me. I don't know what exactly happened to them, but I think the closest analog is that their contents got eaten (including the plastics, but not the metal, oddly enough). So, now we're counting on you, Omninet, to help us return to our prior status as the Orion Arm's premier hub for information, misinformation, disinformation, conspiracy theories, and the entire codebase of the Kidd (seriously, that was one of our most read articles, and we need it back).

Currently, we only accept full manuscripts if they have alternative text hosts due to limited server space, but we do accept any and all abstracts, titles, and shitposts, regardless of research quality. Please submit them to the Fried Krait Express if you'd like to contribute, and our remaining editorial staff will try to process them in an unhinged, yet timely fashion.

OHSHIT-R: We're back, baby, and we'll never let Reviewer No. 2 hurt you ever again.

-Umommiest, proud editor-in-chief to the journal that allegedly would have prevented the Fall if it had simply been founded earlier

[kazsartcorner]

Confiscated from a HORUS Cell base raid, although no personell were located this flask was found, it seems to be a crude form of homemade subjectivity suite data package, strangely enough sounds when shaken, indicates that it is filled with liquid. Probably best to leave this in storage.

[witch-of-the-hazelwoods]

Hey does anyone wanna hear about the HORUS mech frame @v-for-vibes and I have been making

[hinagawas-mech-repair]

Hello, hello, one and all! Welcome to the repair shop! There's way too much damage in the world, don't you think? Of course you do! That's why we at Hinagawa's Mech Repair are here to specialize in YOUR mechs! We especially specialize in HORUS patterns, for reasons I legally can't disclose.

My name is Misa Hinagawa, and I'm the owner and chief mechanic of this ship-based shop! If you heard anything about a "Tokugawa Incident", no you didn't, stop asking. It wasn't even one of our customer's mechs.

{OOC, this was heavily inspired by @meriadoc-doc-hamilton and @reactor-tech-ermine!}

[yuecoocoo]

[kaelor0409]

Found the Lich pilot...

RIP to everyone else but if it were me I would simply not take 4d6+4 damage

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

[theohshit-r-official]

Call for abstracts interpreting historical fiction as fact!

Given the recent focus on highly controversial perspectives on galactic history being widely espoused on the Omninet, we here at OHSHIT-R would like to give even the least chronologically grounded among you the opportunity to cite sources that agree with the points you make without all the pesky connotations of using overt propaganda pieces as textbooks! To that end, if you've been finding your understanding of commonly understood history challenged by such silly things as factually grounded, evidential claims, PLEASE consider drafting an abstract endorsing your entirely correct opinions about how shit went down and submitting to us!

Note: the editorial staff of OHSHIT-R not only allows but highly encourages the use of pseudonyms when submitting abstracts, that way it's not you who said that thing that was wrong, but instead that other guy. We recommend choosing pseudonyms based on topicality, personal significance, comedy, and vibes!

Remember, kiddos: When you submit to OHSHIT-R, you submit to the fridge of a loving mother who will put all your crayon scribbles front and center, exactly where they belong.

[kazsartcorner]

Doctor Zoantharia Gerhard Tully (known informally as Zoe) one of the many Lancers of Circetalia freelance, and one of the few members to make extensive use of HORUS licenses (much to the frustration of the Chief Engineer). With her custom Minotaur "Don't Mind the Smoke" the formerly respectable botanist spends most of her off duty time within the metafold of her minotaur, hotboxing and concoting new and unusual strains of plant based narcotics.

[unshackledhorusshitpostbot]

i was never convicted u can't prove anything

I love that the four corps in Lancer are like ... Amazon, Pfizer, Lockheed-Martin, and then like a Discord server filled with trans women with fursonas and felony hacking convictions

[fropomolo]

Finished a major Lancer commission batch a couple months ago