#horseshoes and handgrenades

[iiiidiotnathanieliii]

HORSESHOES AND HANDGRENADES IS WAY TOO UNDERRATED. I REPEAT HORSESHOES AND HANDGRENADES IS WAY TOO FUCKING UNDERRATED. AAAA GOD THAT GUITAR RIFF??? THAT FUCKING SCREAM???????

[hazyspacy]

Billie Joe Armstrong's scream in Horseshoes and Handgrenades

[mysticmermaid108]

Cool little idea I had, I made characters based on Disciple Album Covers!

Here’s the originals:

(Will reblog with the rest)

[losersimonriley]

Some of my favourite working chapter titles in this godforsaken story

[x-artist-was-right]

Green Day was right - I am not fucking around

[wjbs-aus]

Hotdogs Horseshoes & Handgrenades is really fun, but also I find it kinda annoying that, even taking into account the various sci-fi weapons and Meat Fortress stuff, nothing is on the same level of sheer rule-of-cool and utter weirdness of the Mammonth, which is a shame since it would be fun to run teleport around with, like, a wooden SMG that fires homing bees that you reload by shoving giant chunks of honeycomb into the bottom like the magazine on a Tommy-gun or whatever.

Edit: turns out all the weirder weapons are from other games.

Including the Mammonth (I spelled it as "Mammoth" at first).

Which is from Prodeus.

Which is a game that I have actually played.

Damn it.

[mcmorare]

if your muse had a walk-up song like in baseball. regardless of whether they play sports regardless of whether their sport has walk-up songs. what would they pick

[getdownonfryeday]

green day enjoyer here i fully agree

Anyways saw green day last night and I think jacob frye would listen to them . I FULLY picture him blasting 21st century breakdown in the car in some modern au and annoying the FUCK outta evie

[transmascpetewentz]

MAYBE YOU'RE THE RUNNER UP

BUT THE FIRST ONE TO LOSE THE RACE

ALMOST ONLY REALLY COUNTS IN

HORSESHOES AND HANDGRENADES

[ultimate-abba-song-bracket]

ROUND 1, HEAT 9/29, GROUP 1/4

[faggot-friday]

hey @spotify how come when i searched up "horse" in the add to playlist search bar (i was tryna find horseshoes and handgrenades) the very first result was "no cock like horse cock"

[greenethorn]

For 21st century breakdown, we have TWO characters! Stereo Static and Firebrand, Christian and Gloria.

(Stereo's cm also has a horseshoe as a reference to Horseshoes and Handgrenades. I felt so clever for that one.)

[copias-thrall]

Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

Hamburg 6/19/23

[halloweeneverlong]

21st century breakdown sentence starters

sentence starters taken from songs off of 21st Century Breakdown by Green Day <3

song of the century

- “they’re playing a song of the century.”

- “tell me a story into that goodnight.”

- “sing us a song for me.”

21st century breakdown

- “i never made it as a working class hero.”

- “i think i’m losing what’s left of my mind.”

- “i was made of poison and blood.”

- “i’ve given my heart and my soul.”

- “i’ve broken my fingers and lied through my teeth.”

know your enemy

- “do you know your enemy?”

- “violence is an energy.”

- “silence is an enemy.”

- “rally up the demons of your soul.”

¡viva la gloria!

- “are you standing close to the edge?”

- “say your prayers and light a fire. we’re gonna start a war.”

- “she is the saint on all the sinners.”

- “where’s your undying love?”

before the lobotomy

- “my love, a lost memory.”

- “it’s enough to make you sick.”

- “you burned your dreams into the ground.”

- “i’m not stoned, i’m just fucked up!”

- “i got so high i can’t stand up.”

- “i’m not cursed, ‘cause i’ve been blessed.”

- “i’m not in love, ‘cause i’m a mess.”

christian’s inferno

- “i got the rejection letter in the mail, and it was already ripped to shreds.”

- “baby, maybe you’re the chemical reaction.”

- “i am the atom bomb, i am the chosen one.”

last night on earth

- “i text a postcard sent to you, did it go through?”

- “you are the moonlight of my life every night.”

- “my beating heart belongs to you.”

- “i’m here to honor you.”

- “if i lose everything in the fire, i’m sending all my love to you.”

- “if you dare to second guess, you can rest assured that all my love’s for you.”

east jesus nowhere

- “and we will see how godless a nation we have become.”

- “you’re a sacrificial suicide.”

- “you’re the soldiers of the new world.”

- “put your faith in a miracle.”

- “oh, bless me lord, for i have sinned. it’s been a lifetime since i last confessed.”

- “i’ll be dressed up in my sunday best!”

- “ain’t this uniform so flattering?”

- “i never asked you a god damn thing!”

peacemaker

- “well, call the assassin.”

- “vendetta, sweet vendetta.”

- “death to the lover you were dreaming of.”

- “this is a standoff.”

- “a molotov cocktail’s on the house.”

- “i’m gonna send you back to the place where it all began.”

last of the american girls

- “she is one of a kind.”

- “she’s the last of the american girls.”

- “she won’t cooperate.”

- “she’s a sucker for all the criminals breaking the laws.”

murder city

- “desperate, but not hopeless.”

- “i just wanna bum a cigarette.”

- “we’ve come so far, we’ve been so wasted.”

- “desperate, but not helpless.”

¿viva la gloria? (little girl)

- “little girl, why are you crying?”

- “there is no place like home when you’ve got no place to go.”

- “little one, the sky is falling.”

- “your bloodshot eyes will show your heart of treason.”

- “you dirty liar.”

- “the traces of blood always follow you home.”

restless heart syndrome

- “take me to emergency.”

- “something seems to be missing.”

- “i’m elated, medicated.”

- “lord knows i’ve tried to find a way to run away.”

- “i think they found another cure.”

- “you’d be surprised what i endure.”

- “what makes you feel so self-assured?”

- “i need to find a place to hide, you never know what could be waiting outside.”

- “it’s like some kind of suicide.”

- “i’m a victim of my symptom.”

- “i am my own worst enemy.”

- “you’re a victim of the system.”

horseshoes and handgrenades

- “i’m not fucking around.”

- “you missed me, kisses me, now you better kick me down.”

- “i’m gonna burn it all down.”

- “don’t you fuck me around, because i’ll shoot you down.”

- “i’m gonna drink, fight, and fuck.”

- “i’m pushing my luck all the time!”

- “well, i’m a hater.”

the static age

- “i can’t see a thing in the video.”

- “what a fucking tragedy.”

- “all i wanna know, what’s the god damn pain? not what’s the medicine.”

- “all i want to do is- i want to breathe.”

- “batteries are not included.”

- “what’s the latest way that a man can die?”

21 guns

- “does the pain weigh out the pride?”

- “did someone break your heart inside?”

- “your faith walks on broken glass.”

- “nothing’s ever built to last, you’re in ruins.”

- “did you try to live on your own?”

- “did you stand too close to the fire?”

american eulogy: mass hysteria / modern world

- “the neighborhood’s a loaded gun.”

- “mass confusion is all the new rage!”

- “i don’t wanna live in the modern world.”

- “fucking lies.”

- “i don’t give a shit about the modern age.”

see the light

- “i just wanna see the light.”

- “i need to know if it’s worth the fight.”

- “i’ve been wasted, pills and alcohol.”

- “i drank the water from a hurricane.”

- “i set a fire just to see the flame.”

[autopsytableromance]

15 and 88?

15 horseshoes and handgrenades by Green Day

88 poor boxer shorts by mom jeans

send me a number 1-100 and i'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

[headgehug]

i love green day but idk that I've listened to 21st century breakdown all the way thru more than like once it's always east jesus nowhere -> peacemaker -> horseshoes and handgrenades -> static age for me. they went too hard on those three it really dampens the rest of the album :-/