#horsebutt

[6tleatherworks]

ホースバットスマホショルダー ✴︎ ストラップとパイピングはクロムエクセルレザー ✴︎ 6tleatherworks.okinawa ✴︎ #沖縄 #宮古島 #6Tleatherworks ✴︎ #茶芯 #ホースバット #horsebutt #スマホショルダー #ホースバットスマホショルダー https://www.instagram.com/p/CoW18YCO1gP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[irritableteadrinker]

.... I still regret nothing...

@mischixf-unmanagxd

[basilibino]

It's important to me that Mr Peanutbutter really did the same thing to Bojack that he did to all of his ex wives by promising not to leave them alone at a party and then smash cutting to him leaving them alone

[jadeyharls]

hi horsebutt

[yet-another-discorded-whooves]

Kill you?! Oh don't be such a drama king!~ I already got the gist, you'll escape or return if I do, besides it's a waste of time. No~... I just want to watch you die, be in hooves reach to help you when something just had it's fill of leaving you juuust barely alive to see your own death slowly crawl towards you as I stand above you and look at you, ever deader then a doornail but ever so glad to see you go for another time, on another day~

[ Does anyone even know the name of the server on Starbound that had 'Horsebutt Saloon' or 'Horsebutt Inn' as the main RP area? ]

[secondsunrisesthlm]

John Lofgren LK-030 Duke Roper Boots Shinki Hikaku Horsebutt Timber from the Second Sunrise store.

[funstealer]

Ierib Shrunken Horsebutt / Skin Out Derbies

[paintmelikeoneofyourfrenchpoodle]

“what about tomorrow?”

oh haha hilarious horsebutt

[tricornonthecob]

The sciatica is gone, now its just ennui

Felicity Steals An Entire Fucking Horse: The Movie (2005)

pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt5 pt6 pt7 pt8 pt9

The first rule of Colonialland is cardio.

Girl did you really think the gate wouldn't be locked.

the man just keeps his horse roped to a stake like a country boy keeps a dog in his yard, what was this about Jiggy Nye knowing horses?

The horse actor is not making any of those noises they put in the foley, but it sure as hell is interested in the apple.

that pony is REAL interested in that apple

[PENNY GRUNTS]

extra horsebutt spotted! This man has other horses??? Are they also abused and Felicity's just vibing with the expensive one, or....?

Don't tell her how to live her life!

lol already munched-on apple spotted. I wonder how many takes this took/how many apples the pony ate on set.

christ that man's house is 'uuuuge

girl RUN

lol pony no longer on post.

jesus christ how fucking fast is this man.

...apparently he's a sprinter, only good in small bouts lol

wow, is Grandpa Enslaver actually doing manual labor for once in his life??? That's the wrong cravat for field laboring, you know.

why does this Virginia gentry look like a loaded Quaker.

Felicity that's not how you dig.

[FELICITY GRUNTS]

Felicity: An American Girl Grunting

lol Grandpa Enslaver thrives on chaos.

Girl immediately squeals, who knew the best interrogation technique was amused grandpa energy.

Elizabeth Cole. btw your granddaughter is coming out to you

What do you mean by that, Grandpa Enslaver.

that is fuckin RICH coming from you, mister Plantation Man.

[thenixkat]

Mostly because there’s no way in hell that I have the energy to make up names for shit, and even less energy to try and make a language, and b/c I think its funny, there’s a lot of critters on Aran that have the same names as critters from Earth that either have a somewhat similar appearance or behaviors/niche. And then some of the critters are called the same shit as things from Earth b/c they *are* from Earth.

And readers will just have to guess/use clues to figure out just what the hell is being described or discussed. Viewpoint characters of different species will also call the same shit different things.

Like:

- Centaurs consider themselves to be people, they do not consider other sapients to be people and have little to no reason to do so. They do call themselves centaurs but only about as much as any given human would refer to humans as human instead of people. 

Halflings are more likely to call them ‘horsebutts’/ ‘horse monsters’ (due to their appearance) or ‘ogres’ (due to their behavior).

- Halflings call themselves human and consider themselves to be people, they have very little reason to consider the sapients native to Aran to be people b/c every single other sapient species on Aran likes to eat them.

Centaurs call them halflings b/c they look like half a person from their perspective.

- Halflings call horses horses while centaurs call them asses b/c to a centaur that’s what a horse looks like.

- Cattle is used for the fire breathing sauropod-like dragons kept by centaurs b/c for all intents and purposes they’re just fire breathing, flying cows. While a human would call them ‘dinos’ or ‘longnecks’.

- Owlbears are encountered rarely enough that they’re named after what they resemble: a small nocturnal wyvern called an owl and a shaggy winged critter called a bear. (Halflings would call the Aran bears, ‘winged bears’ but have never seen an Earth bear and only know about them from stories)  

- Sheep are actual Earth sheep. Though centaurs used to call them ‘baas’ and ‘dry woolies’, sheep only started catching on as a name for them when trying to trade with halflings for them. (’dry woolly’ is specified b/c centaurs keep salamanders for wool production and salamanders are slimy, thus their default of a woolly animal would be wet) 

- Ferbs are called ferbies by halflings b/c of a similar looking creature is known from the ancient mythology. 

- Spiders are very similar in appearance to Earth spiders but come in an assortment of sizes, the largest of which is house cat sized, and they have metallic exoskeletons.

- Snake is used interchangeably with wyrm. There is a slight tendency to use snake for small serpentine dragons and wyrm for large serpentine dragons.

[nonhumanresources]

thinking about satyr style TF. horsebutt bursts your pants into shreds

[6tleatherworks]

SSウォレットplus ✴︎ 6tleatherworks.okinawa ✴︎ #沖縄 #宮古島 #6Tleatherworks ✴︎ #茶芯 #茶芯財布 #茶芯ウォレット #ホースバット #horsebutt #ショートウォレット #ビルフォールドウォレット #札入れ #紙幣入れ #ssウォレットplus https://www.instagram.com/p/CoTfQ_fveGw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[artymcdoodle]

  Sudden urge to doodle horsebutt Simon.

[nonhumanresources-retired]

thinking about satyr style TF. horsebutt bursts your pants into shreds

[jadeyharls]

oh wait hold on it seems like i missed out on the traditional words for when horsebutt posts a picture of himself

ahem

PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT

[mausarchive]

Do me please!!

a unicorn very much like the princess in the last unicorn, with the long hair and long tail.

like her. except if you want you can be brown and dappled on your horsebutt with white speckles

maybe some orange flowers in the mane too