#horse tranquilizer

[cubepusher3000]

Oh no! Horse tranquilizer! My one weakness!!

[astralcurses]

i need to be sedated

[fromthesink]

not to be a goofball but i think ketamine is curing my depression

[girlfailuresworld]

My most intimate moment with a guy wasn't when I was kissing letter j and he had two fingers knuckle deep in me, it's actually when I was swimming on the fourth of July with letter i a year ago, we swam at night in the pool and shared little smiles with music playing in the background. That night he could've taken me and it would've been okay.

[yayll]

~ a little something about waking up next to Dazai, and he's unbearable as always ~

"I might just eat you alive..." He mumbles to himself, barely audible. His eyes are half-lidded, and he's barely blinked.

He's been watching you sleep next to him curled up like a kitten for the past hour, way past the time you usually wake up. He's the oversleeper, not you, and it makes him hyper aware of your bodily functions and if they're okay. He hasn't eaten properly in days, but you don't need to know that. He's rabid, and he knows he's being a total freak right now, but who will worry for you if not for him? He must rise up to be the voice of reason, the watchful eye that keeps you on track even if he can barely keep himself alive! He wishes you'd stay forever, where he could avoid his problems and take care of your every single need. He should be everything you need... He hopes. Then you'd never leave, and he would make sure to eat more, just for you. How perfect... selfish.

God, he just wants to crawl inside of you and make you his home, it's almost pathetic. You'd find him vile for the things he would do for you and your happiness, despite you already being so accepting of his dark past... You're simply heaven sent. He takes a deep breath, and lightly runs his knuckles down your jawline, as if carving them out of the precious material that you're made of. You begin to stir, and his pupils dilate instantly as he pulls back with anticipation.

"Mmm... Osamu..."

You murmur sleepily as your chest rises up and down ever so slowly. He's freaking out. It's bad for his health to hear the way you say his name as if it were a healing oath, a spell that only works on him.

"Wakey wakey~"

Dazai's propping himself up on one elbow, a calculating smile plastered on his lips as if he were in on something you weren't. You pop open one eye, and groan softly.

"You're up... early"

"Yes!"

"Why..." You yawn like the silly little thing you are. He gasps in mock offense, clutching his chest.

"Can't a fortunate guy like ME just be happy that we both live to see another beautiful day?!"

He winks, and boops the tip of your nose, this gets a muffled snort out of you that causes you to bury your face into the pillow. He's addicted to the rush of causing any joy in your life, it's disgusting. When you don't lift your face back up, he scrunches up his face, and reaches out to stroke a strand of your silky hair, but his intrusive thoughts win and he tugs on it as payback for possibly falling asleep again. He needs your attention, and you're sleeping? Insanity. You swat at him, blindly smacking his arm away.

Oh, how he loves that you're the only person who truly sees him past his myriad of theatrics.

"Oh my... a slap from you feels wonderful!"

He rubs his arm, and grabs the hand that swatted him, bringing it up to kiss the pulse point on your wrist. Feather like kisses, almost undetectable... until you lift your face up from the pillow, finally.

He gazes at you as he rubs his face onto your hand like a cat greeting its owner, purring as if he were starved for affection. For a moment, his gaze becomes more serious, detached, as if he were thrown back into a distant memory. He can't describe the feeling, but the way your hand feels against his cheek is a warmth he hasn't felt in ages. His eyes sting, and he blinks the wetness away before you can notice as he hears your angelic voice again. He's back to his usual self.

"Osamu... You're being annoying"

"You think I'm just annoying?~"

His voice comes out in a tender whisper, his mouth curled up into a mischievous grin. He's insufferable. He could be anything for you if you wanted it. Especially annoying! He almost drools when you roll your eyes affectionately at him, the coldness in his heart disappears as he leans in just a little, invading your personal space as always, eager to hear your reply.

"Amongst other things, yes..."

You flash him a sweet little smile, and it mends all that is wrong in the world. The pink in your cheeks is starting to turn red, and it sends him to the moon. He hums, slowly nuzzling himself into the crook of your neck, it's his turn to curl up. You run your fingers through his messy hair that tickles you, feeling the warmth of Dazai's breaths against the back of your ear.

"Hmm, do I look like a pillow to you?"

He can hear the smile in your murmur, and he pulls back from your neck briefly, peering at you through his messy bangs, those intense hazelnut eyes demanding your attention, and his voice drips with an aching devotion that oozes like honey. he moves his lips to your ear, and whispers.

".. You look like an angel to me."

He watches you self destruct at his painfully smooth delivery of a compliment, and secretly rewards himself for once again giving you another reason to never leave. He's got it all!

Romance, self deprecating humor, an inability to properly process his emotions and grief, but more importantly, an undying commitment to stay alive against all odds so that he may see another day of you in his arms... or you helping him change his bandages... or-

He's cut short by you grabbing the sides of his face and pulling him into the most sinfully delicious kiss known to man, and he could swear that despite all his efforts, this might be what ACTUALLY kills him.

[hymnoeides]

Hahaha some more jayvik Hadestown au…. bc the rot got WORSE…

I suck choosing other roles I’m sorry 💔

BUT HEAR ME OUT

No yeah my brain is cooked

[cometshift]

disaster waltz

[vaguely-concerned]

julian 'oh so you can ask QUARK for help but not me?? jail infirmary time for garak! jail infirmary time for garak for one thousand years' bashir

[skuffypaw]

the cubes are on an adventure

[venlazlo]

now if you will excuse me, i will need to take a vacation where i am forced to hug myself in a padded room

[jonathanbyersphd]

How can you hate him??? 😭

[raikirikiri]

sorry but i really will never get over how insane it is that obito gave kakashi his eye and then let him keep. he had obito’s eye in his head when he fought obito in the war. he had obito’s eye in his head when rin died. he had obito’s eye in his head when he was trying naruto, the legacy of their teacher. the symbolism of it all. it’s obito’s eye in his head. his EYE. in his HEAD. i’ll never get over it how fucking morbid and romantic they will never leave my head

[kurotaurus17]

Rydal, Ga.

Nikon D500

Sigma 12-24mm F/4 ART

[kaciidubs]

I'm just gonna take a deep breath a try to calm myself down...

Babe, the deep breath I'm about to take is gonna be swiftly followed by screams for him to TAKE ME, USE ME, BREED ME, WHATEVER YOU NEED ME TO BE THAT'S WHAT I AM 😫‼️‼️‼️

[gravehags]

i emailed my psychiatrist about my insomnia getting worse and the max dosage of the gabapentin not working and he sent me a message today that was like “have you tried melatonin?” bro i can and will kick your ass

[mendellyill]

Sarah's romance is just:

"I hate my mother and I have complicated feelings about our relationship because I wasn't there for her when my father died. I know you just asked me out 3 seconds ago but can we get married right now I am anxious that you will also die because everyone dies"