#horrible questions

[johnhwatsonblog]

60: Do you wanna get married?

I am, what you may call, “the marrying type”, yes.

[judasiskariot]

oh it is so on.

dice rolling for your torture agent of chaos!

5 / 50 / 34 / 20 / 38 / 62 / 41 / 58 / 10 / 42 / 66

Enjoy 😈😈 💕

NOOOOOOO! 😆😆😆🙈🙈🙈

Okay I totally brought this upon myself, didn't I?

Alright, I did not exptected to be this angsty this afternoon, but let's do it! (But why am I smiling so much and feel excited? 😁🥰🤭 *insert mark me down as scared and horny meme*)

You are - no doubt - my torture agent of chaos, indeed 😁😎😏😉

Thee asked, thee shall be answered!

HORRIBLE QUESTION GAME STARTING NOW *the game of shadows; entering the shadow realm*

5. What is your relationship status?

Taken! (But should I try to wanna be funny and write 'but emotionally dating Astarion in my head? Yeah if a fictional vampire wants to pick me up, than I am free for anything😂)

(Starting really nice angst master, I feel the chaos and hurt lurking upon me from the shadows😱)

50. Why is there no 50? CURSED! 9 questions are missing and I see it as a evil curse.

34. Who/what was your last dream about

I wish I could remember. Gone. Totally gone. Just like my smuty fanfiction ideas before sleeping and in the morning - sitting at my laptop ready to right this hot porno down: Aaaaand it is gone.

20. Where was the last place you snogged someone?

I guess at home (fuck I sound boring)

38. Is this year the best of your life?

HELL NO! Just a few days ago I thought: Hmmm...in retroperspective, it has already been a hell of a year with many many many bad things, accidents, losses to happen. Did not see it in the summary til now. Well than it has to be become better from now on and especially next year :D

62. What makes you happy?

When people remember things I told them. When someone says "This made me think of you/reminded me of you". When people do things without selfish benefiting from it.

41. Cursed again. Maybe we should see it as create your own question.

58. Favourite weather

Sunny, not too hot, everyting green outside

10. When was your last physical fight?

I fight every damn single day against my body - just kidding just kidding. I do shadowboxing therefore it could also be true, but because of injuring I could not workout for the last 14 days.

And as a bard I punch assholes with my vicious mockery 😉😏😈

42. Is this like the Donkey Kong and SPN post? Am I the only one not seeing there something?

66. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yes indeed! I would say my best friend. But than...also no. I try to be aware how to act to anyone. I guess we all do, no? (Online we are bunch of real feral weirdos)

Awwww just nice questions, the dices were nice to me, phew no angst for me 😮‍💨

[alpydk]

Question first:

How hard you wanna be destroyed?

Ah shit...here it comes, if you don't like one skip it.

So be prepared to be destroyed by the HORRIBLE QUESTION GAME🔥☠️ (Friday, what could go wrong?)

3 + 13 +27+29+36 +37+54+61+63+64+70

(I have my problems to choose single ones it seems)

Me? Destroyed? I think you're confusing me with someone weaker. Like Steve Burnside. Watch me lose some followers now because of some of these answers (54 especially)

03: Do you regret anything?

Oh, tonnes of things. If I had a time machine, I'd probably be using it constantly for things. Dropping out of college, starting to s/h, getting married to my ex, resigning from my job at Blizzard, all the shit with my dad, all the times I never said no... Long fucking list.

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

I get too lazy to hate people. I get incredibly angry at people and hold grudges, but hate? Ehhhhh. I've always hated Andie McDowell. Never met her, no idea what she is like as a person. Just get irrationally angry when she is on the TV.

Look at her... Thinking she stands a chance with the God that is James Spader. Alpy disapproves.

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

Yes. See first marriage. Married my 'high school sweetheart' after 7 years together. We sort of became more friends than we did a couple. He was clingy, emotional, dependent on me for everything, and I was a headcase much like I am now who did not need a mummy's boy gazing at me lovingly all the time. For a long while, I believed I was simply asexual. Turns out I just wasn't attracted to him. Met someone at work, started getting emotionally involved with the guy. Ex found out, started crying. I went cold on him completely, realised saying 'I love you' was an automatic response rather than actually meaning it. He left the Friday. Come Monday, I was in bed with the new guy. We were divorced 9 months after getting married. 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? See above. But then he cried at everything so it could have just been the sunset or something.

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

My partner says I do, but I'm not so sure. I think it's more I'm selective about who I give those chances to. Are they someone I can actually trust who has just fucked up or at they someone who's just fucking useless and not worth the stress? (Can you see where Thomas comes from now?)

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

Definitely forgive. Ask forgiveness, not permission, as the old saying goes. I have forgiven so many things over the years, but you can guarantee I have logged every single one of those things for next time when I'm inevitably let down.

54: Is cheating ever okay?

Oooo.... Let me go against the grain (as usual) and say yes. Abusive relationships need an out sometimes and if fucking another person is that out, then so be it. Like yeah, we can all go on about how you just need to communicate and blah blah blah, but in reality, shit like that doesn't always work. You're not always going to find compromise and sometimes a person just isn't going to be mentally sound enough to either leave or stay in a relationship. How many people are staying with partners (in mostly good relationships) because they're afraid of hurting that person or because they have no other choice in the matter? Cheating could help both of them out.

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

No. It's patronising as fuck. Stop with that shit.

63: Would you change your name?

Took me long enough to get my changed as it was. I was known by my middle name until 9 years ago. But even then, I don't think I would. I have a pretty bitching name. I think I'd rather change it to something more neutral if anything, like Max or something. Charlie was always a great name growing up. Maybe that. How is this a horrible question?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Last person was my partner so no. Who are we kissing that would suddenly make it difficult to kiss them again? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

My kid is probably the only person I wouldn't even hesitate about. Sure I love my partner, but... it's not that simple. So yeah, my kid. And possibly Gale, if he were to exist in my life and love me and all the over caveats that would be required.

[topsyturvy-turtely]

Hi sweetie! From this ask game post:

03: Do you regret anything?

05: What is your relationship status? (😎)

30: What’s irritating you right now?

60: Do you wanna get married?

😘

3) i am an overthinker. of course i regret something (but i can't really pinpoint anything rn)

5) oh boi. idk. in fanfiction terms it would probably be called "pre slash" xD

30) that i am hungry. i already brushed my teeth damnit!

60) i do! i just don't know how and when and whom lmao xD

[fishwithtitz]

For the ask game, 34, 64 & 68 - if you haven’t done these already 🥰

WOOHOO I LOVE THESE SO MUCH! KEEP 'EM COMIN'!

Response to the Horrible Questions Asks below 👇

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

I answered this one in my previous asks 🖤

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

Currently? Yes, he's at work. He'll be home in an hour though!

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

It depends on what you define as 'deep'. Probably my best friend that lives out of state. We talked about her starting the deconstruction process of religious trauma and I offered my insight and experience.

[bunnakit]

4, 15, 26 👀👉👈

70 Horrible Questions 🌸

4) Are you insecure?

Fucking INCREDIBLY. My sense of self worth is in the toilet, it's really bad. My therapist has been forcing me to stop the negative self talk to the point where my friends and family now force me to say something nice about myself anytime I say something mean - it's fucking torture.

I'm just never sure where I stand in anyone's lives and my brain has a fun way of obsessing and spiraling about it, but I try not to let it affect my relationships.

15) Have any pets?

I do! 4 cats (tho 1 has latched onto my parents so he might be their cat at this point,) 1 dog, and 1 ferret!

26) What are you craving right now?

I know I answered this one yesterday but new day new craving. I'm dying for Guaraná Antarctica, this Brazillian soda my husband and I tried recently. We have 2 cases of it on the way but it's taking a while to get here and I want it NOW!!

[regular-theodore]

1 2 and 9 of 70 horrible questions?

1- I'd say I have a good relationship with my parents. they're pretty accepting and nice but my mum is kinda controlling.

2- online, the last person I said I love you to would be my boyfriend. irl, I don't know because I never say it to anyone. maybe one of my friends?

9- yeah I bite my nails. I also pick my fingers so they occasionally just bleed randomly.

[daydream-cement]

#58 from the Horrible Questions list :)

58: Favourite weather?

depends on the day! when im in the office, i absolutely love rain. otherwise i love for it to be in that 40s-60s range so i can go out hiking without it being too hot :)

[tanith-rhea]

23 24 26

23. Do you have piercings? How many? None, but I have considered one in my tongue for spice.

24. What is/are/were your best subject(s)? At high school, english and portuguese were my best, now literature and philosophy.

26. What are you craving right now? If you haven't read my other answers: spanking, good old bruises all over and walking funny in the morning :)

[dandelioninajungle]

I’m never sure if being good at making others feel better is a compliment or…am I only loved because I’m useful??

I don’t know.

[theharrowing]

I felt #26 of the horrible questions game in my soul. Especially the Chinese takeout part. I think I could eat Chinese takeout everyday for the rest of my life. No exaggeration.

Also, hi. I love you. ❤️

Chinese takeout is truly exquisite. and you could feast and feast on so many options and never get bored. (it is quite oily tho so it's prob not good to have everyday but a bitch can dream.) i love how, although it is americanized, there are still differences in the ingredients and preparations between restaurants. this is the case for any food that originally comes from elsewhere. it's nice, and fun to discover new places.

ugh i just really love food. my taurus placements are all being memed in this moment. i could wax poetic about food 24/7.

i love youuuuu josieeee! 💜💜💜

↳ i answered a bunch of horrible questions. feel free to ask me to elaborate on any of them!

[topsyturvy-turtely]

for the horrible questions ask game:

17, 23, 27, 51

😎

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

yep 😏

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

unfortunately no. but id like to have a nose piercing:)

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

boys' don't count. ... yeah i guess i did. but like fr they don't count. and she broke her own heart.

51: Favourite food?

erdäpfelauflauf mit sauerkraut :3

[fishwithtitz]

70 horrible questions: 6, 7, 34, 51, 59, and 69

Eeee, thanks lovely!

Response to the Horrible Questions Asks below 👇

06: How do you want to die?

I have control issues (SURPRISE), so I'd want to be in control of how I go in some sort of way. It'd have to be my choice. Otherwise, maybe in my sleep - unsuspecting and gradual.

07: What did you last eat?

I ate homemade rigatoni al segreto and meatballs for dinner last night like...15 hours ago. Currently hungry but too lazy to make something 😛

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

My dreams are weird in that they don't follow any sort of legible scene or plot. They're usually violent. I don't remember my actual last one, but the most memorable recent dream was getting trapped in an AirBnB with someone who was trying to kill me, getting hit on the head with a broken glass bottle, and then watching as a body was filled up with water from a hose before it exploded in the living room.

51: Favourite food?

Chocolate chip cookies (soft and chewy or gtfo; none of this crispy British biscuit bullshit...no offense UK friends 🖤)

59: Do you like the snow?

*looks outside at the 12 inches of snow around my house* No.

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

I believe there is a perfect person out there for everyone. In fact, I think there are multiple perfect people out there for everyone and that we have the opportunity to find them in different stages of life.

[bunnakit]

19, 26 & 34! 👀

70 Horrible Questions 🌸

19) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Only if I could go back with the knowledge I have now. If I could, then I'd go back to high school and not give a singular fuck about anyone's bullshit and just focus on my studies.

26) What are you craving right now?

Ahh this is hard because I just woke up and I'm never hungry right when I wake up. I guess just in general I really want some Pad See Ew but our favorite Thai place closed down and we haven't found one we like as much yet.

34) Who/what was your last dream about?

GOD OKAY I JUST WOKE UP FROM THE WEIRDEST DREAM. There was some kind of flood and my husband and I went to this auditorium for safety but I lost my husband somewhere in the auditorium? And then when everything settled down and we could leave I still couldn't find him but all my blorbos from my shows were there trying to comfort me but I was UPSET because WHERE IS MY HUSBAND. I couldn't even enjoy all the beautiful men!!

[v4mpr0m4nce]

i need people to ask me things!!!

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[daydream-cement]

12, 15, and 26 ! :))

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

OH GOODNESS NO. Perhaps over 24 but not 48.

15: Have any pets?

I have three fancy goldfish whom I LOVE DEARLY. One is a Black Moor named Tupac and then I have two Calico Fantails both named 25Cent (because together they make 50Cent).

And I answered 26 already :)