#horny!jisung is valid anon

[sailorhyunjinz]

I've literally never seen a place where I can pay with an app here in Germany lol

As Angela Merkel said in 2013 "das Internet ist für uns alle Neuland" the internet is new ground for all of us

Digitalisation? Never heard of her over here in Germany lmao

Don't worry about not answering the asks immediately, it's fun to talk to you :D

- horny!jisung is valid

OOP MERKEL BE SPEAKING LIKE ITS 1999 AND BELIEVING THE EARTH WAS GONNA DISAPPEAR WHEN IT BECAME YEAR 2000 LMOAHAUSHASD

im actually sad that alot of stores are ditching coins and paperbills cause they humble me so much, like i can see the money disappearing from my wallet but cards are just fun to swipe,,,, or "blipp" as we do here LMAO

[sailorhyunjinz]

Omg yes they are expensive here too; like almost 3€ per package but I'm addicted now 😭

The trainride to my friend's town was "only" 10 hrs and apparently if you book it a while in advance (unlike me lmao) it's relatively affordable

But if you ever come to Germany you need to get some euros in cash, some places legit don't take card. Also public toilets usually need a 1€ or 50 cent coin for you to use them 😬

Other than that it's really nice; and Berlin is like a whole nother thing on it's own - I'm sure that's a super fun travel destination, especially since it's more open minded than the rest of Germany and more people speak English

- horny!jisung is valid

woah really, some places don’t take card?? that’s really foreign to me because here we have places that don’t take cash, only card or online paying apps SO HUH FUN TO SEE THE OPPOSITE- oh and the toilets are the same over here as well, like 1 euro to just go pee? no thanks, I will hold my urine.

also I’m so shit at answering aaaaa I’m so sorry honey!!! :(((( but you are an absolute gem and thank u so so much for writing and updating me on your travels, it’s really sweet and appreciated <33

[sailorhyunjinz]

Also I accidentally ate mushrooms at the måneskin concert 😭 mushrooms are the only food I hate so I always consider myself as a non picky eater; someone who eats anything

They had potato pizza "Kartoffelpizza" with the toppings of "Kartoffel", "Rosmarin", "Mascarpone", "Mozzarella" and "Svampecreme". All of these ingredients except "svampecreme" are the exact same word in German as they are in Danish so I figured I'd like it because what could svampecreme possibly be that I'd dislike? Rip to me

It was okay tho, I think I hate the texture of mushrooms more than the taste and the texture was gone

TF IS IS MUSHROOM CREME AND WHY IS IT ON A PIZZA???? IT SOUNDS LIKE A CRIME

them danish folks be doing something weird to their pizzas 🤨🤨🤨 why they creaming all over the pizza huh 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[sailorhyunjinz]

Okay onto the måneskin concert; it was so much fun

"loud kids tour" is a very fitting name; it was really loud at times but by the time we were back at my friend's place we could hear just fine again so it's okay

I love the energy they had on stage and Damiano joked with us sometimes. Like before singing begging he told us that some people dislike the song/are tired of it but we're all "fucking liars" and he's going to prove it and just sang the first words and then the stadium sang the rest and he was like "I told you" lmao

My favourite performance was gasoline because there was a bit of a fire show with it

I am however really bad at taking pictures and the picture doesn't look very impressive. Tho I also have an even worse one

Lmao. Look at the bald head of the man in front of me.

I took a video of parts of "baby said" because it's my favourite song off the album but you see more of the bald head than you do of måneskin because I didn't pay enough attention to where the camera was pointing 😭

Doesn't matter I'll remember the concert via the merch and had fun in the moment

For some of the calmer songs Damiano and Thomas went to a different stage more in the middle of the hall and that is the last thing I tried (and failed) to capture

Kskskskaka why am I like this? 😭

And in the end they brought people on to the stage and they all started bowing to Vic at some point - big mood

It was so much fun 10/10 would recommend if you ever have the chance to.

My only criticism is that Ethan probably had the least screen time of all of them (or maybe that's just my subjective opinion and factually totally wrong) when he's my favourite 😔 rude

THE BALD GUY 💀💀

but woooooah you must have had so much fun, imagine being brought up stage??? that’s some once in a lifetime type of shit

YOU ARE NOT THE BEST PHOTOGRAPHER but we love your efforts of trying to capture these golden moments and I would do anything to see Ethan whip his hair and Damiano cuss in real life <//3

[sailorhyunjinz]

Also salty popcorn instead of sweet popcorn? 🤨 What do you eat in the cinema if you want something sweet? Nachos are already savoury, why would you want salty popcorn instead of sweet???

wait what,,,, other countries have sweet popcorn in cinemas?? who eats sweet popcorn anyways, that's like the least delicious way to eat popcorn 🤨🤨🤨

if you want something sweet its obvs pick and mix candy (but one protip for anyone coming to sweden, the pick and mix candy here has gotten HELLA expensive, especially at the cinema so sneak in your own,,, you didn't hear it from me)

cinema popcorn slaps so fucking hard, especially when its salty and buttered OOF <333

(also sorry for all the late answers,,, ya girl contracted a cold-)

[sailorhyunjinz]

I'll see if I can try the chocolate and candy ^-^

Thanks for the recommendations :D

- horny!jisung is valid

of course of course!! i hope you have a safe trip darling <333

OH AND TELL ME ABOUT THE CONCERT AFTER YOU'VE BEEN, I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR!! :))))

[sailorhyunjinz]

Omg cherry!!

Han jisung just went to bubble and told us that we should listen to måneskin. My two wolds colliding :D

I almost want to passive aggressively tell him that I spent my saved up skz concert money on måneskin instead after "and more" didn't include Europe twice lmao

But I won't, that's not his fault

- horny!jisung is valid a måneskin Stan omg

YES STAN CULTURE YALL-

im sure jisung would be proud of you no matter what CAUSE HELL, MONEY SPENT WELL IN HIS OPINION.

also also also please imagine this; jisung at a måneskin concert??? with black eyeliner and nail polish and and and like fishnets like as a top LIKE AND MY BRAIN IS JUST MALFUNCTIONING AT THE THOUGHT 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[sailorhyunjinz]

It's your birthday today, isn't it?

Happy birthday!! 🎉

- horny!jisung is valid

OH MY GOD U REMEMBERED?? wow I feel so special holy shit, thank you so much~!! <33

turning 21 which has no real significance over here but hey at least I can drink over in the us now ahshshah, thank you again sweetheart, means a lot!!!

[sailorhyunjinz]

Did you know that Angela Merkel became our chancellor at the same time supernatural started and retired a year after supernatural ended? Insane if you put it that way lol

-horny!jisung is valid

HAHAHSHAHAH AYO I FUCKING KNEW SHE WAS SKETCHY, THIS IS TELLING EVIDENCE

[sailorhyunjinz]

Creaming over the pizza 😭😭😭 that sounds even worse 😭😭😭

Yes I'm already on my fourth bag of German gifflar, the Swedish one's didn't survive long and half my family is obsessed too. We bought like 20 packs in total this week lmao

I'm glad you're feeling better now <3

Also yes, Damiano cussing was so fun since the only other band I'm obsessed with atm is skz and he probably cussed more in those couple hours than I'll ever hear from skz in their lifetime; the contrast is so funny to me

Bang Chan is probably screaming & crying rn at choosing the wrong genre of music with him having to hide his cursing and the meaning of his sexy songs lol

Also if you ever come to Germany? Are you planning to at some point?

- horny!jisung is valid

HAHAHHAHS gifflar are amazing but for some reason they have gotten waaaaay pricier over here, now I see them as a special treat when I back in the days used to pack them in my backpack and like take on field strips cause they are easy to share with classmates 😌 inflation kicks everyone’s ass, even gifflar.

THE CONTRAST IS IMMACULATE <33 which really does prove like how listening to kpop is not some sort of weird like CULT OF KBOOS AND WHAT NOT, it’s just genuinely good ass music,,,, with hot fucking members BUT YK THATS THE ADDED BONUS

I really want to visit Germany, I don’t have any plans but I MEAN ITS PRETTY CLOSE KINDA SO idk maybe that’s a suitable place for a getaway 😌

[sailorhyunjinz]

Oh no; are you feeling better now?

My friend told me that apparently Germany is a little bit of an outlier with having only sweet popcorn but I'm very happy about that because salty popcorn 🤢🤮

I didn't end up taking pick and mix candy home; I stood Infront of the isle for probably a solid 15 minutes and was completely overwhelmed lol

I did get a bunch of marabou chocolate tho and a couple of things my friend recommended to try. And salty licorice because apparently it's popular even though she hates it.

I don't even like licorice normally but that one was okay

I also brought oven mitts from IKEA in Malmö (I helped my friend move and she and her new roommate still needed kitchen appliances and lamps)

Also as soon as I came home and went grocery shopping I saw that gifflar (10/10 btw) are also sold here in Germany lmao

I never noticed them before and probably wouldn't have bought them tho so still a great discovery

Oh and at the concert merch stand you got a signed poster with every album you bought, so now I have a signed måneskin poster :D and they are all handsigned; the signatures on my friend's poster look slightly different. That's crazy, their wrists must've hurt so much after 😭 but there is also a cute little heart on there

YAAA MARABOU <333 you bought all the important stuff so you are good to go, the signed poster is way way cooler than anything you will find here tho LMAO AND ITS SIGNED WOW U ARE A LUCKY STAR <33

I feel way better, thank you for asking and being so patient with me as I forget that I have an inbox OOPSIE,,, BUT I DIDNT KNOW GIFFLAR ARE SOLD IN GERMANY TOO wowie I won’t be without them if I ever go there <333

[sailorhyunjinz]

Yes, we wanted to see them in Denmark - like meeting in the middle between Sweden and Germany. But she lives an hour trainride away from Copenhagen and for me it's 10 hours so I'm staying with her ^-^

oooooh that's so fun!! make sure to eat lots of chocolate here and hmmm i mean what more is there LMAOASHUhs ITS NOT TOO TOO DIFFERENT FROM GERMANY soooo but we have lots of cute cafés (at least in the bigger cities, cant speak for everyone) so visit those if you get the chance OH AND PICK-AND-MIX CANDY, strongly recommend although its gotten so fucking expensive, inflation is no joke-

[sailorhyunjinz]

Hello cherry, how have you been?

I'll be going to Sweden next week to visit my friend so that we can go to the måneskin concert :D

- horny!jisung is valid

OH SHIT REALLY?? YAAAAY THATS SO FUN, HOPE YOU LIKE IT OVER HERE 😌

Are y’all going to go see them in Denmark or what cause I’m not sure if they have a concert here?? OR MAYBE THEY DO YOU TELL ME LMAOAHSOSO

Ive been just fine, a lot that’s happened this spring but currently I’m more excited for you being in Sweden, tell your friend to buy you lots of Marabou chocolate to try cause it’s SCRUMPTIOUS <33

[sailorhyunjinz]

What do you mean you're not telling is more?? You can't say that and then not tell us more 😭 what does that mean? What signatures did you analyse and how the hell does one analyse signatures? Anyway, good for ji, he should be confident because he's perfect

- horny! jisung is valid

im a nerd when it comes to like stuff that can analyze a person or a situation i.e tarot cards, astrology, numerology AND MY FAVORITE; graphology.

IM NOT GONNA LIKE point too much stuff out cause its probably gonna annoy the shit out of some and i dont wan by inbox exploding with angry people soooo,,, BUT the ones that kinda,,, raise concerns with me is chans, seungmins and hyunjins. AND JEONGINS IS V V FASCINATING IM TRYING TO PUZZLE TOGETHER WHAT IT CAN MEAN but lemme show you

this is chans signature and also i wanna talk about the text written at the bottom on the second picture SINCE ITS SO FASCINATING AAAA I LOVE STUFF LIKE THIS YALL ok the signature in itself in these two examples are written straight which is great, in some ive seen inclining and reclining slants which shows that he changes mood in a healthy manner. the two first letters are big which speaks for him wanting to show a very strong side and confident side when met with new people or just media in general, he wants people to see him as confident and he wants to be respected but you see how the text suddenly gets illegible after the two first letters and they shrink in size? its a facade. deep down he's insecure, he carries them deep down and he hides them very well also HUUUGE insecurity loop in the letter "h". the line is what concerns me the most, the line that goes over his signature. you see how its going forward and then backwards and then forwards again? he's stuck in the past. he often thinks back on his childhood or previous experiences, overthinking them and he just finds comfort being in the past. OH AND the text at the bottom says "i'll eat well, very delicious" and you see how theres space between the words and its a normal distance, maybe leaning towards a bigger one but still considered "normal" which means that he has a healthy distance to people WHICH GREAT but when he writes "stray kids" theres no space. he cares so much about the rest of the group and he wants to keep them close, this small detail shows how much he cares AND I JUST FOUND IT VERY COOL OK MOVING ON

this is hyunjins signature! its illegible pretty much or maybe i cant read like i see an "h" but yeah his signature is big which indicates that he's not afraid to take place in whatever setting it might be but the illegible signature or legit any siganture that you cant see WHATEVER THE FUCK ITS SUPPOSE TO SAY shows that he's secretive and likes the game of having people guessing about who he is and what he's gonna do next. like looking at his siganture i just see a huge "h" which also shows me that he's scared to show his full potential. if you have a signature that only states your first name can mean that maybe you arent so close to your family but in this case he just diminishes himself to one single letter which is once again an insecurity trait and i would more say that this is like an insecurity to show potential yk? he's comfortable with who he is rn and such but maybe a bit hesitant to try something new in fear of criticism. he's a very friendly person tho v v friendly but maybe a bit secretive~ once again the line is very concerning since this one, in comparison to chans is going downwards signaling pessimism that can maybe keep him back sometimes but AH PROTECC HIM <33

this is seungmins signature and OH ALSO disclaimer here!! im sure that this isnt their like "official" signatures, this their autographs aka when they live up to their career and maybe not their signature when it comes to official documents yk since we tend to change them depending on the situation but yeah- this one is legible to some degree,,, the very high i-dot is ahshash mf has confidence. like ive said earlier the line over the signature throws me off but from what i have seen sometimes the line goes above his signature which is like a V V HIGH CONFIDENCE like almost a bit too much so im not as concerned for seungmin as i am for chan and hyunjin since their lines always happen and its always over the entire signature yk?

THIS SIGNATURE IS SO INTERESTING TO ME since i havent seen anyone that has this type of signature. he always draws the fox which signals playfulness but the rest is just a line which,,, like its not even "J" or anything, it looks like a flipped "s" which is a huge sign that he craves anonymity? sure he is an idol and its a job that doesnt allow that ALMOST LIKE DAMN but if we were to remove the fox and just look at the line we wouldnt know that it was written by jeongin? which like hyunjin, v secretive almost wants to be unknown? he doesnt want his idol life to mix with this personal life at all cause i doubt that this is his "official" signature. very straightforward, "im here cause im here bitches" type of attitude judging by the size and the lack of tilt

ok i said i wasnt gonna give out too much and i did but SHUUUUSH DONT-

and i dont wan people attacking me rn like if yall dont believe in graphology thats fine, move right along but i like it and WELL IF YOU DONT THEN DONT AIGHT OK <333

[sailorhyunjinz]

Sorry kskdks it's a type of highway, a long distance street for fast driving. You are only allowed to drive on there with vehicles that can go faster than 60 km/h.

There are some sections that have speed limits (especially when there is road work, etc.) and some without. If you drove 20 km/h you'd probably be stopped by the police for endangering everyone by being slow ldkdk

You can technically go as fast as you want but lots of people going fast lose control over their car and crash and die 😬 that's why many people want speed limits but then just as many start screaming about their freedom being taken and shit (hence the comparison to the USA)

The recommended speed for the limit less parts is 130 km/h btw

I usually only drive between 100 and 120, everything else is a bit scary because I don't drive on the autobahn often and normal streets (not in town but in between towns) have 100 as a speed limit, so that's what I'm used to and what I feel secure in, still. As secure as you can possibly feel at that speed at least, driving is obviously never without danger, the faster the more dangerous.

My mom usually drives 180 km/h on there, no idea how she does that 😭 me and my anxiety could never

- horny!jisung is valid

MY GOD y’all are some dangerous people A HIGHWAY WITH NO SPEEDLIMIT? instant death.

i have a heart attack every time someone drives just a biiiiit too fast, imagine being the one having to drive that fast AND PEOPLE BEEPING AT YOU FOR BEING SLOW I WOULD HAVE A PANIC ATTACK MID ROAD-

please be safe on those fucking dangerous ass German highways LMAO

[sailorhyunjinz]

Yeah no, you're right. It's nice here, I guess? It could be a whole lot worse but at the same time there is so much to improve

But yeah, the alcohol and the no speed limit autobahn are to us what guns are to US-Americans lmao

- horny!jisung is valid

i was like "tf is an autobahn🤨🤨🤨🤨" SHASHAHSA ITS MOTORWAY IN GERMAN I WAS LIKE TF IS THAT A TYPE OF CAR?? THAT CAN JUST GO ON ENDLESS SPEED???

but huh how the flying fuck does a no speed-limit motorway work?? you can drive 100 or 20?? you can choose???

it makes me think of that anime butterfly meme guy

"german no speed limit autobahn"

germany: "is this democracy?"