what’s the stitch? | pt.1
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from the high school senior that brought you wanna chat? comes another chat fic that no one asked for
just so we're all on the same page, alya has the fox miraculous, nino the turtle, and chloe the bee. i latched onto this team of miraculous holders a while back and now i'm just throwing up random stuff. initially i wasn't going to write more than a small snip of this but @breeeliss is a horrible enabler (<3)
i'm still working on the dynamics for them, especially since they're still getting to know each other, so sorry if it's rough
anyway let's do this
18:23
Cat: What does this do?
Oh
COOL
Bee: what in fresh hell is this
Turtle: yo wassup this is rad
wait lemme see…
Fox: HELLA
Ladybug: Chat what the hell did you do
Cat: Hey don’t blame me for being bored
There are fun settings on these things and I wanted to explore them
Fox: this is rad as hECK
Bee: i hate you all
Fox: this is going to be lit
i cant believe i can text the crew through a weapon
the magic whatevers that created these things knew what was up
Turtle has changed their name to michael angelo
michael angelo: hell yeah
Cat: Whoa what we can do that!!
Bee: this is going to be the most obnoxious chat ever
i can feel it
let me leave
Cat has changed their name to :3
Bee: holy shit let me out
wait
why the hell don’t these things have emojis
i am personally offended
:3: Ah yes let me just call up the ancient gods and ask them to install emojis on our weapons
Bee: listen here you piece of shit
Fox has changed their name to foxy lady
Bee: can i give back my miraculous
i don’t want it anymore
foxy lady: this is the best thing to ever happen
michael angelo: aYO
:3: I love it
It’s like a less awful skype
Ladybug: Can we maybe try to keep this for talking about where akumas are?
:3: Hmmm
foxy lady: i mean we COULD
Bee has changed their name to beeutiful
beeutiful: ;*
michael angelo: yeah no way thats happening ladybug
:3: Its bonding!!!
Ladybug: Now I want to leave
:3: Awww join in on the fun my lady!
Please??? Team bonding
foxy lady: @chat do u know how 3 get youtube on these things
ive got videos to send
beeutiful: ummm what sort of videos?
foxy lady: ;)
michael angelo: if you send a meme ILL give up my miraculous
foxy lady: good
we dont need u
Ladybug: Did you say team bonding??
:3: Yes that’s exactly what this is
Duh
6:13
michael angelo: well shit i really hope your kwami alert you of messages or something
cause im actually going to use this the way its supposed to be used
akuma at eiffel tower
6:17
beeutiful: disgusting
i’ll be there in a minute
:3: You’ll BEE there?
beeutiful: im going to punt you off the tower
foxy lady: i ws going to tell u 2 shut up
unfortunate
wheres the bug @
michael angelo: um??? backup??????? please????
foxy lady: OH
right
omw
6:19
Ladybug: Ill be there in a sec
6:48
foxy lady: i cant believe u all bolted like that
i was gonna ask if we could do breakfast
Ladybug: I’m about to destransform, sorry!
Ill talk to you all later but really since my kwami can only tell me that I have a message but not whats in it please try not to talk here too much
I wont be able to tell whats important
:3: I can’t beelieve this
beeutiful: im literally going to rip your head off
foxy lady: everything is important
anyway food
i guess ill find some on my own then
on my own
pretending hes beside me
:’(
beeutiful: @ladybug if you figure out how to mute this please let me know because oh
my
god
michael angelo: bro im just gonna snag a bag of chips before class
:3: Healthy
michael angelo: what was the last thing you ate cat boy?
:3: You’re going to judge me
beeutiful: im always judging you
foxy lady: oooooo
michael angelo: what are you a health nut or osmething cn?
:3: Not by choice
foxy lady: unfortunate
michael angelo: alright next patrol were getting super cheap pizza
foxy lady: and fries
and milkshakes
and possibly also hamburgers
superheroing makes me hungry
beeutiful: ewwwww
foxy lady: dont like junk food???
beeutiful: no!!!
its greasy and disgusting and sooo bad for your skin
like who wants to deal with THAT
:3: Ok true
I don’t have time to deal with acne
foxy lady: u both have unfairly perfect skin
michael angelo: ^^
true tho
how do you manage that??
beeutiful: good genes and a fantastic skin care routine
sure i’m naturally gorgeous but it takes a little work to reach true perfection
:3: So many different types of scrubs and creams
So many that I could drown in them
And also makeup
Usually concealer and foundation every day
beeutiful: true
my contour btw? art
foxy lady: thats cool but u havent seen my cat eye
:3: ;)
michael angelo: yeahhh makeup isnt my jam
i suck at it
0/10 not attempting again
beeutiful: what!!!!
makeup is EVERYONES jam
i mean if you don’t like it whatever
but with practice and patience you too can look as good as moi
if you think you don’t look good with makeup on it’s just cause you’re not doing it right
trust me
foxy lady: yeah bro if we didnt have these masks id totally do u up during patrol one night
:3: Add that to the list of things to do if we ever reveal our identities
Makeovers
michael angelo: theres a list???
beeutiful: wait i thought we could never ever tell each other
ever
boss’ rules
:3: A cat boy can dream
foxy lady: do we think ladybug likes makeup
beeutiful: oh my god
the most important question
shit i’m about to detransform
anyway check out my contour next time we’re out because it’s flawless
michael angelo: im out too
ive been pushing it
later dudes
foxy lady: and then there were two
:3: Benefits of using catacylsm at the end I guess
foxy lady: :P
this miiiiight b difficult if we can only use it when transform
eh w/e
ill take what i can get
:3: Same honestly
17:34
foxy lady: im bored and my actual friends are busy
17:39
michael angelo: so we arent your friends then
beeutiful: i am not your friend
foxy lady: wow rude
michael angelo: what saving paris together doesnt make us friends?
beeutiful: as if!!
being my friend is a privilege
it’s like getting access to an exclusive club
foxy lady: soooooooooooo u dont have many friends then
beeutiful: fuck you i have plenty of friends
:3: Children please
Ladybug is literally going to have my head
michael angelo: broski you were talking wiht us earlier
:3: Yeah but I didn’t have her glare burning holes into my soul the entire time
foxy lady: UR!!!!!!!!WITH LADYBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:3: Yeah of course I’m with Ladybug?
beeutiful: and why exactly were we not invited??
:3: Parents need alone time sometimes
michael angelo: oh my god
foxy lady: #rude
#betrayal
#urnotmyrealdad
#ettuchatnoir
#whentheydontloveuback
beeutiful: stop before i hunt you down and stop you myself
foxy lady: #fucku
michael angelo: question
is lb seriously that annoyed
:3: She’s not thrilled
Hmmm how to
Got it
:3 has sent a photo
[selfie of Chat Noir smiling and holding up a peace sign with an unamused Ladybug in the background]
michael angelo: well thats a look i never want to face head on
foxy lady: rip u
id face it down if it meant i got to spend more time w ladybug
beeutiful: fangirl much
foxy lady: oh shut up i kno ur the same
beeutiful: oh do you????
foxy lady: ummm yeaH
i remember our first day
do u
beeutiful: shit
michael angelo: i like to block most of that day from my memories
beeutiful: no one asked you shellhead
:3: Children please
Wait really?
michael angelo: ehhh i mean it was really cool and life changing and all that shit
but also
i embarrassed myself in front of two of the most awesome people ever so
yeah
beeutiful: kiss up
michael angelo: listen my dude
i was not ready to be a superhero
before this the most exercise i got was climbing the stairs to my apartment and the occasional run from akumas
Ladybug: To be fair
Chat and I werent ready either
foxy lady: !!!!!!!!!!
she speaks!!!
ok but ive been prepping to b a superhero since i was like 4
beeutiful: same actually
:3: I watched way too much Sailor Moon not to be ready
But I still wasn’t ready
Lots of face planting
Ladybug: It gets easier and you have chat and I for help
You dont have to figure this all out on your owns
:3: True
Doing it by ourselves was unfurrtunate
beeutiful: moment ruined
foxy lady: im tearing up
thank u
i feel loved
michael angelo: ok so who wants to teach me tricks to get out of class and work for akuma attacks because bru h
:3: Uhhhh
Ladybug: Um
:3: You’re on your own good luck
beeutiful: wow you’re a great mentor
we’re so lucky to have you
Ladybug: Be creative in your lies and dont repeat the same ones too often???
But also dont get too extravagant because then its a mess and gets out of hand
Now stop messaging here its annoying!!!!!!!!!!!
19:03
:3: Does anyone have cheese?
Ladybug: Chat if this isnt relevant I will end you
:3: I swear it is!
beeutiful: umm yes why??
:3: I need some
We’re out and I didn’t realize
Could you meet me somewhere with it?
beeutiful: i guess if it’s that important?
what kind
:3: It is that important
Anything
If you have camembert that
But anything
michael angelo: how is this relevant
:3: Grumpy hungry kwami
beeutiful: i have camembert
how do you not have food for your kwami?
:3: It’s been a long week sue me
Tower in ten?
beeutiful: i can’t believe i’m doing this but yes
you owe me whiskers
19:11
foxy lady: thisll be the weirdest brush contact paris has ever seen
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