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ichayalovesyou · 2 years ago

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Imagine minding your own damn business when some scrappy twunk asks you where your ex-coworker is. Tackles you in your own room when you can’t give him an answer. Then proceeds to pretend to be your new roommate/coworker so hard it actually becomes true. But he keeps disappearing and breaking rules and you’re worried it’ll get you in trouble with your mom or boss (spoilers it does with both).

Despite that you feel bad for him cuz his sister is probably dead. But THEN he loses all your wedding money because he tried to fight a dude twice his size on your behalf at a barroom boxing match. At least you can rest assured he would probably kill for you and yelled at a cop for accusing you of murder?

Every day Andrés Salinas wakes up-

#julio is literally just a raccoon Andrés found in the back yard and fed like once #and now it won’t leave you alone because it knows you have food #hopefully the raccoon can pass for a butler because how else are you gonna keep him and your job?#I fucking love their character dynamic so much #andrés salinas #julio olmedo #Carlos Rivera #Erick Elias #el hotel de los secretos #ehdls #the hotel of secrets #lars watches ehdls #not trek #ichayalovescarlosrivera

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