#hopefully not to stab it

[sneakymystique]

Mystique & Nightcrawler by Uko Smith

[lacquerheadd]

silly sketch of my man

[macs-doodles]

burger moment

[pushing500]

Goodbye, prisoners with paralytic abasia! Hello, repaired relationship with Mechi's father!!! If only Lapu (and the rest of Mechi's family) had the decency to actually SHOW UP sometime so we can make use of it.

We also had other rewards, of course. Plenty of silver and a book that Ivy can stack on the shelf with the rest of her collection, even though it's nothing compared to what she's already got.

look I saw the chance to draw it and I just had to take it okay

NOOOO!! PLEASE NOT THIS ONE!! THIS IS THE OUTCOME I LEAST WANTED TO HAPPEN 😭😭

Beau's hostile rampage led her right into the path of our cleansweeper mechanoid, and meant that the closest people able to intercept her were Kwahu and, tragically, her new boyfriend Jut.

Well, Jut is good at what he does. Beau is down for the count. Fingers crossed that if we work really hard, we can still fix this🤞

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[writingpotathoes]

IM FUCKING SOBBING WHY IS YOO JOONGHYUK WEILDING A GUN AND WHY DOES LEE JIHYE HAVE A RIFLE WHEN HER CONSTELLATION MARITIME WARGOD WAS FUCKING SHOT TO DEATH ALL HOPE IS LOST I HAVE GIVEN UP ON HUMANITY

[cake-emu]

Coronation Street | Lisa Swain

[leemron]

Poor guy wants some mints.

[purple-egg-yolk]

I think Shallan and Adolin are the characters I would most want to meet in the stormlight archive.

Not because they are necessarily my favorite but I feel like they are the most approachable. Adolin makes friends with everyone and Shallan generally seems pretty chill.

Like favorite character? Character I would most want to be friends with?? Jasnah. But that would never ever happen realistically. (As realistically as we get talking about meeting fantasy characters ofc lol)

[gothamverse]

[viperwhispered]

New goodies arrived while I was away!

More things by @mintmoth (shop here) and Malleus by @humbuns (shop here).

I just... Had to get that Malleus, I had no choice, and I've been debating the other two designs for a while (just didn't want to splurge on everything at once). So I'm very happy with all of these. 😊

Had to rearrange the magnets a bit but here they all (+ 1 sticker and 1 pin) are on the side of my PC. Don't let my phone's camera lie to you about the colors and about making some things look more washed out than they actually are irl.

Earlier stuff is from artsyco3xist (shop here), mintmoth and its.badradish (etsy here).

[danwhobrowses]

So I just finished Netflix's Devil May Cry series and - being a big fan of DMC3 (even though I spent like 4 hours trying to beat Vergil at the end) - gotta say, it surprised me. I went in with a low bar but it's pretty good.

The last episode did lose me, just some frustrating end decisions and the demand for a hulking boss fight, and there were some prior scenes or dialogue that were short of perfect in execution, but episodes 5 and 6 are great, the latter especially, so I hope it gets a Season 2 (warning probably gonna rant spoilers in the tags).

[pushing500]

Kwahu carried a badly stabbed Beau to the prison hospital while Mechi and Alistair set to work clearing up the blood on the front doorstep. Ivy usually takes charge of wardening, but considering this is a special case... perhaps Jut would be more suited to the task?

I'm sure she'll be re-recruited in no time ❤️

After all the drama of betrayal and trauma, we have slightly better news in the knowledge that our resident knights are ready to be promoted to praetors! Good job, boys. I love playing with new psycasts and psylinks.

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[whatudottu]

Regarding your cerebrocrustacean headcanons mentioned in the previous ask: they very well could be somewhat canon given how, when asked if Albedo and Dr. Psychobos would be willing to work together, Derrick J. Wyatt responded with "Psychobos seems like a total team up slut, he'll team up with any villain any time" (his words, not mine).

Which he likely meant in the sense of "Psychobos is so power-hungry he'll team up with anyone in order to get ahead", but with your headcanons and the fact he never talks much about his personal life in mind, you could alternatively interpret it as "Psychobos is so desperately lonely he'll accept anyone he has even the slightest similarity with into his clique, even members of a species he's violently xenophobic towards" (probably to cope with/serve as a rebound for his mancrush Azmuth friendzoning him /lh /hj).

Now all of this is making me realize that it was a massive missed opportunity in Omniverse to not have Psychobos' demeanor do a complete 180 around the people he works with compared to everyone else (whether sincere or a thinly-veiled manipulation tactic) if not solely for a few jokes. Especially him acting like an affectionate father figure towards Malware (whether he likes it or not) solely so he can rub it in Azmuth's face that "I'm a FAR more attentive and caring parental figure towards your creation than YOU ever were, and I use the term loosely".

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DJW SAID 'TEAM UP SLUT' HAHAH WHAT!? dear god it's true it's on the wiki what the fuck what the fuck assdfjhghsdlfkgfkl-!

I mean, look at his already canon group; Khyber, allegedly the greatest huntsman in the galaxy, teaming up with Dr Psychobos to make a little watch that can sample (specifically predatory) animals; and Malware, a technology absorbing mutant mechamorph, working with the cybernetically enhanced (also listed as a mutant???) cerebrocrustacean in order to make said watch- if liking the concept of animals and incorporating machines as part of oneself is enough to get into Dr Psychobos' clique well, he's certainly stretched what that means far enough to at least snag two others into his initial team up. Same can't be said for Attea and the incurseans which seems to be more of a sponsor type relationship, and Maltruant commissioned him to repair his body but violated the trade agreement so whether or not Psychobos would do business with the incurseans again, he's already squarely sequestered Maltruant in the outest of out-groups :P

Hah, the 'Dr Psychobos adopting Malware specifically to stick it to Azmuth' bit reminded me of a signing-the-adoption-papers version of the 'I throw my used car batteries in the ocean' thing- something along the lines of; [psychobos voice] "You are the most calamitous individual I have had the pleasure of meeting, and I use the term loosely." [malware voice, threateningly] "I have devoured and absorbed the specs of the Omnitrix." [psychobos signing adoption papers] [malware, experiencing the affects of cerebrocrustacean in-grouping and having no frame of reference on how to deal with it] "What the fuck is happening-"

[mahgck]

iliad alnst au with patrochilles mizisua and odydio lukahyuna (<- person who would pay to watch achilles beat odysseus into the ground)

[endwersed]

WIP Wednesday

Cashing in on the open tag from the amazing @renmackree 💖

Here's a bit more from my current Sterek FWB AU - you don't see me. Derek continues to be straight (ha, sure) and Stiles continues to enable him. A li'l nsfw.

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“I feel like I should argue, on account of your heterosexuality, and all,” Stiles says, tongue darting out to wet his lips for a second, “but I’m definitely way too horny to be a gentleman right now, so… get your pants off and get over here, Hale.”

Derek doesn’t quite trip and fall into a heap on the floor in his haste to step out of his shorts and briefs – but it’s a pretty near thing.

The clothes leave a dark cotton puddle behind his hurried footsteps, and it’s barely any time at all before he finds himself kneeing his way onto the bed, the soft mattress dipping beneath him as he chases Stiles towards the centre of it. Stiles has this huge, borderline ridiculous grin on his face as he watches Derek catch up to him, his eyes lidded, the brown almost entirely eaten up by the black of his pupils as he looks his fill.

In the mussed-up sheets, his fingers flex and unflex, pulling the fabric between his knuckles as he rolls his bottom lip between his teeth. The inviting smile remains around it.

Without a word needing to pass between them, Stiles leans himself up and rolls himself over, flopping down onto his belly, the round of his perky ass now on full display for Derek’s laser focus. He pulls his legs underneath himself and shoves his shoulders against the bed, presenting himself face down and ass up, his knees shifting apart as he twists his head on the pillow to peer at Derek over his shoulder.

Derek knows he looks more than a little moronic right now; blinking down at Stiles with a gaping mouth, his hand curled tightly around his dick to stroke himself to full hardness – not that it takes much at all. But there’s very little he can do about it when it feels like his brain is threatening to leak out of his ears pretty much any second now.

“Condom?” he just about finds the cells to ask.

Immediately, he kind of really hates himself for even offering in the first place. Truly, he cannot think of something on this godforsaken earth that he wants more than to feel Stiles' tight, hot asshole clinging around his raw cock.

But it's what he should do; it's the right thing to do. So, even as he burns to bite them back, he lets the words spill from his lips just like acid, all the same.

Derek's skin grows hot with a renewed hunger when Stiles gives a quick shake of his head.

“I’m not seeing anyone. Still clean.” He shoves his forearms beneath the pillow he rests his head against, hips hitching just that little bit backwards, still not quite close enough for any skin-to-skin contact. “You?”

Derek feels something settle in the deep recesses of his bones, hearing that from Stiles. A question, unasked but introspectively obsessed upon, all the same, has been nudging at his bristling consciousness ever since Scott and Allison’s engagement party. A question of whether anything had blossomed from Scott practically forcing Stiles to meet that loser Brad.

He knows that they swapped numbers, couldn’t get away from the conversation fast enough to avoid hearing Stiles telling Scott all a-fucking-bout it. But he could never find the right way to ask Stiles whether anything came of that exchange; whether this… thing between them, between Derek and Stiles, had a quickly approaching expiry date, because somebody finally clued up and realised that Stiles is quite possibly the ultimate gay catch.

With a deep-seated sense of tranquility, he knows, now. Stiles isn’t seeing anyone. Stiles is still in this, with him. Stiles is still… his.

Whatever the fuck that means.

“Yeah,” Derek finally answers Stiles’ returned question. “Still clean, too.”

Stiles flashes him a grin, all teeth and promise.

“Then what are you waiting for, big guy?” he goads. “I was ready before you even joined the party.”

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Low low low pressure tags 🥰 @dear-massacre @eevylynn @hedwig221b @lucky-bishop @violetfairydust

[leaf-in-a-flower-garden]

I wrote a ton, played with Indie, ate a filling (but healthy) amount of food, have some tea and I feel Ok