#hopefully 6.5

[squirrelwrangler]

in the bored build-up to another half-patch and waiting the three weeks until I can buy the final tomestone weapon and thus rework a glam to fit around it unless the ultimate EW relic bow is nice (50% track record on those). So going in a different direction than normal, more armored. At first I hated the Euphrosyne Raid armor (minus the usefulness of the Caster/Healer arms to have a non-tattoo version of the sleeve-shortening trick) because of how much it was undyeable and that it’s continuing the Saint Seiya meets Amano. But the Ranged chestpiece is the length I like and doesn’t look too bad on Roes. Like Aglaia’s Tank, it’s the one job with the semi-transparent drapery. And the textures are nicely varied- the different cloth, leather, metal, and even the gems/crystals.

Let’s face it, it’s the most ‘Warrior of Light’ glam that I’ve put Deni in and it matches the Scions

Final photo is the normal (dark inn room) lightning to show off how much the ensemble glows.

[elliewiltarwyn]

i had an extremely stupid thought and i was moved to act

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

right now this second i'm actually feeling good like okay okay

:]

[orcelito]

The upstairs thumping started again around midnight, right when I started trying to sleep. It's even more infuriating when I have to be up at 7 am. I've been getting absolute dogshit sleep this week, and it's largely because of them. It's been 4 nights in a row, and I am So Fucking Tired.

I'm going to leave a note on their door tomorrow asking them to stop. And if they do it again tomorrow, I'm submitting a noise complaint. I don't fucking care.

[retrace-104]

I’m too lazy to retype this. lines undercut.

“when this battle is over, I…” comes after “yes… mankind has indeed grown strong.” I never screenshotted it because I didn’t realize it’d be missable already. sighs.

[froggyrights]

Me and this ikea RÅTTA against the world

[mnemosyne-xiv]

squeenix really thought that this msq would see remia and zero separated for good. jokes on them, remia can open all manner of cross-rift travel gates meaning she'll not only be visiting the thirteenth and the first along with all future shards she visits but will be bringing zero along for the ride into 7.0 ♡ the chaos that these two will bring about shall be glorious

[anominous-user]

Mobius' having ADV Supply atm, not interested in pulling for her through there?

even if i wanted to pull for her now i wouldn't be guaranteed to get her (plus the pity doesnt carry over cuz its adv supply)

[the-nysh]

I hope your covid isn't too bad and get well soon ><

Ooh, thank you for checking in! :'3 (I'm alive!) Cause welp it hasn't been fun, and I wasn't the only one in my family to get sick either; it turns out I got infected from them, (within like 2-3 days after they first showed signs of a cough, and who knows where they picked it up, since barely anyone wears masks in public anymore when this is still a very real and contagious thing, ack) so what a mess!

By now the worst of the debilitating fever/headaches have passed, but I still have head congestion and a cough. I got up to 102f/38.9c and at that point it simply hurt to even think, so I went to bed. :'D Aside from flu-like symptoms and fatigue, the weirdest thing is the dry cough though, because normally you cough to dislodge some irritant built up in the throat/airway, but here there's....nothing there (and considering the congestion to a later near-constantly runny nose, no phlegm is weird) so even the act of coughing feels useless and exhausting. However!!! I can tell things would've been far worse if I hadn't had any booster shots, so they definitely do their job to keep things home-bound manageable. :'D

[origamihoshi]

Anyway this is gonna be so funny with Mono-A

[justthedismount]

In my nice cozy apartment while it's raining outside and I do NOT want to get up to go to work

[dangerousstrawberryshark]

Stress Relief

Pairing(s): Thor Odinson x male reader

Rating: Explicit

Requested: Yes or no?

Warnings: top Thor Odinson, bottom male reader, praise kink, oral sex, cum eating, slight spanking, biting, and blowjob (Thor receiving.

Word count: 1.8k

Summary: Thor wants to unwind after working and dealing with his brother. You decided to give Thor the best way to relax. 

A/N:  Hello, my 🍓little strawberries🍓! I’m finally on summer break, so now I can work on requests! Hopefully, all requests will be made before the year ends. Anyways, enjoy!

Tags: @spnfanboy777 @meyocoko @buckyshusband0 @blurredx18 @zamfam4272 @raspberryyuuki @maxxioislost

Read before continuing: If you’re younger than 18 or any warnings make you uncomfortable, do not continue reading! You may continue reading if there are no problems.

You were lying in bed, scrolling through social media to entertain yourself. Some people were doing the most idiotic things; others told stories from Reddit; and random memes that were becoming popular.

Nothing was happening. Usually, something would be happening at the Avengers Tower, but everybody is out doing something. Tony was testing new weapons in the desert, Steve and Sam were in Washington D.C, and the others you don’t know. 

Everything was quiet until your door opened. You jumped at the sudden intrusion until you looked to see it was Thor. 

He had an annoyed look on his face. You thought there was a vein popping out on his forehead. His jaw was clenching, face red with annoyance. He just looked at you before his features softened, but the look before was still there. 

He then sits right next to you.

You would ask what happened until you remembered why he was gone. Thor had gone back to Asgard to deal with some things. “Was it Loki or Odin?”

“Yeah,” Thor replied as he lays down.

“Do you want me to help you relax?” You said, moving your body closer to Thor’s. He immediately knew what you were hinting at. He smirks at your offer. 

“I would love that, darling,” Thor whispers into your ear as his rough hands roam underneath your shirt. He is pinching your nipples. You groan at the sensation of Thor’s touch. It was rough but soft and sweet.

Thor pulls his hands away. He pushed all the sheets to the side. His hands then move towards his pants, rubbing the noticeable bulge, blue eyes staring into yours. 

You moved from your position on the side of the bed to the floor between his legs. Thor removed his pants, revealing his enormous bulge trapped underneath his undergarments. You could see the thing throbbing with a little wet spot at the tip. 

Your mouth salivates at the sight. Thor smirks as he strokes his cock through the fabric. Without a second thought, you pulled down the last piece of clothing: The most delicious part of Thor.

No matter how often you saw Thor’s cock, it always amazed you. He had the cock of a God. 7.5 inches (19 cm) with veins tracing to the red tip. A somewhat darker shade compared to the rest of his body. His cock was also girthy, measuring 6.5 inches wide (16 cm). You could see the tiny slit already leaking a transparent liquid, precum.

“Like what you see?” Thor said gruffly, as he grabbed his thick cock and slapped it against your left cheek. Smearing his pre-cum all over your cheek. You sigh as Thor guides his cock to your mouth. 

The salty taste of Thor’s precum made contact with your tongue as he slowly pushed deep into your mouth. You could feel your nose touching Thor’s trimmed bush. An incredible musky scent feels your nostrils as Thor doesn’t move your head.

After a few moments, you pulled your head and began slurping his thick cock. Your tongue swirling around the fat red tip, drinking his sweet but salty pre-cum. Thor’s chest heaves as he feels your warm wet mouth slurping his enormous cock.

Thor’s cock felt warm and heavy inside your mouth. You pulled back again to lick the sides of his cock before tracing your tongue along the protruding vein. Thor begins to move his hips as he grips the bed sheets. His balls are slapping against the bottom of your chin. 

His grip on your head tightens as he thrusts into your mouth. “Fucking– so good…” Thor moans as he thrusts a little faster. He could feel your tongue flicking over the silt drinking his sticky precum from the source. 

Thor looks down to see a beautiful sight. You are on your knees sucking his cock, drool, and precum sipping from the edges of your mouth. His cock glistened in the light from your saliva as you moved up and down his cock.

“F-Fuck, baby… Y-you’re– s-sucking m-me so… g-good!” Thor begins to remove his shirt. His chiseled body glistened in sweat as his other hand moved to his pectorals. He groans as he plays with his rock-hard nipples. Twisting and turning while squeezing his pecs. 

“Y-You’re amazing! F-fuck” Thor thrusts faster as he lets out a loud groan. His eyes rolled to the back of his head, teeth-gritting. You feel his thick creamy cum gush out from his tip, making contact with your tongue. A salty taste was prevalent as it ran down your throat.

You could feel your cock throbbing in your pants. Some pre-cum seeping through the cloth of your briefs. You happily let the cum run down your throat.

Thor’s chest heaves up and down as he tries to calm his breathing. Sweat runs down his forehead as he continues to admire you from above.

You pull back from between his legs as you gather the remaining cum around your mouth. Eyes half-closed and lazy as you swirl your tongue around the cum coated finger.

“Fuck, baby… You must want me to fuck that tight ass of yours? Yeah?” *Thor growls as he pulls from the ground and throws you onto the bed. Face first and ass facing him.

You could feel Thor beginning to remove your pants and your briefs. The cold air makes your throbbing cock shiver from the coldness. 

Thor was mesmerized. His large rough hands move across the fat of your ass. Giving your ass slaps as he smirks from the way the flesh jiggles. 

His hands spread your cheeks apart to reveal your tight hole. Puckering from the air as it clenches around nothing.

He was chuckling to himself as he pushed you further into the mattress as his hands continued to smack your ass, enjoying the way it jiggled from the hard impact. Your ass turning red with noticeable handprints. 

“You’ve been working out? This ass got fatter. I like that,” Thor says as he squishes and kneads it like dough. Even though he had an orgasm a few minutes ago, his cock was throbbing again. 

The bed’s springs squeak as Thor’s heavy body moves temporarily to search through a nearby dresser. After a few seconds, he returns with a bottle of lube.

You could hear the bottle cap opening and the lubricant squeezing out onto his hand. Thor smears the lubricant all over his hand before moving them down toward your hole. 

Your eyes widened for two reasons. One was feeling Thor slowly penetrate your tight hole with the lubed finger. His thick fingers slowly pushed deeper until you felt one hit your prostate.

The other one is Thor wrapping his large hand around your throbbing cock. You could feel him slowly stroking. One finger swirls the tip to gather copious amounts of precum. He smears it everywhere, and your cock glistens. 

Your teeth clench the bed sheets as you bite down from how Thor is fingering your ass and stroking your leaking cock

“Does that feel good, baby?” Thor says as he thrusts his fingers faster and strokes your cock. He leans down to your neck, biting and licking your ear. 

You start to breathe harder. Your cock was throbbing and leaking more. The tip turns a little red. Your balls tighten as it signals your orgasm.

Thor strokes you faster. You moan into the sheets as your cock, overstimulated from Thor’s constant stroking and fingering, finally spurts out its white sticky cum. The substance coats Thor’s hand and he makes sure to milk every drop. 

Your eyes rolled back as you covered Thor’s hand in cum. 

“Delicious,” Thor says as he licks his hand clean of your cum. He pulls his fingers out after determining you were stretched enough.

You then feel Thor slap his hard cock against your cheek. Thor smiles as he hears your moans. He grinds his fat cock between your ass cheeks. The tip nearly penetrated the rim.

“It’s been forever since I pound this tight ass,” Thor growls as he pushes the tip past the rim. His cock was surrounded by the lubed insides, slowly pushing deeper until his cock rested against your prostate.

Your eyes rolled back as you felt Thor’s thick cock penetrate your ass. His groans could be heard as you clenched around him, sucking his cock deeper.

“F-fuck… r-right- oh… there!” You moan as you push your head deeper into the sheets as Thor settles down for a moment. Letting you breathe and calm down. 

After a minute or two, you give Thor confirmation to continue. He slowly pulls out and pushes back. You grip the sheets tighter as Thor thrusts into your ass. His cock slams into your prostate.  

Your limped cock starts to become erect as Thor continues to ram his cock. 

Thor’s hands grip your hips as he thrust wildly into your ass. His mind turns mushy from how tight you are. Loud squelching noise rings through the room.

He pulls your ass cheeks apart and watches how his cock disappears and reappears from your hole. “Such a slutty ass. This slutty ass belongs to me!” Thor growls as he starts stroking your cock again. Syncing the thrusts and stroking.

“Y-yours! B-belongs to you~” you scream in pleasure as Thor rams his cock into your prostate and his hand stroking your cock. 

You could feel your second orgasm nearing from the constant stimulation. His cock rearranging your guys. 

After a few more rough thrusts and strokes, your thighs tense and your hole clenched around his cock. Back arches up and screams of ecstasy as your orgasm ripples through your body. Spilling thick cum onto the bed sheets underneath you. Thick and hot seeping from the tip.

Thor groans as he gave a few more thrusts until he grips your hips tighter. The knot in his guts breaks open; he fills your ass, one spurt after another. Filling you to the brim. 

Your mouth fell open as your body collapsed onto the bed. Your body glistens from sweat and exhaustion.

Thor pulls his limped cock out of your ass. He grabs and spreads your cheeks, admiring the art he created. Cum gushing out. He then collapses next to you.

He pulls you closer to his body. You could feel your body sticking against his sweaty muscular one. He buries his head into your nap. 

“I love you, m/n.” 

THE END.

A/n: it's been forever since I wrote smut. I'm sorry if this took so long to post. Anyways, bye, my 🍓little strawberries🍓!

[love-fictional-ppl]

Pegging Mammon

Summary: headcanons for pegging Mammoney

Pairings: sub!Mammon x dom!Afab!MC

Warnings: language, smut, pegging, lots of anal play, handjobs, sex positions, overstimulation, color system, premature ejaculation, cum eating, etc.

A/N: ignore the gif I just love the way he looks in this😭😭 also sry if this is shit this was written on my phone.

I’m going to start this by saying, you had to beggggg mammon. He would never be caught dead asking you or giving in so easily to being pegged, I mean he’s the Great Mammon.

You probably only got him to agree by making a bet, he lost obviously.

There was lots of complaining up until the final act, so much so that you actually asked him a couple times if he wanted to stop. Mammon’s response was prolly sum like this, “No! Wai- I mean- pfft! Only if you want to stop, human.”

Once you lubed him up and inserted a finger, he became putty in your hands. This is the way to get them noises.

Once you stretched him to fit three fingers and he came you lubed up your strap on

The cock would hopefully be perfect size for Mam. It was 6.5 inches, a decent girth, and a dark purple. The straps were slightly uncomfortable but not too much.

First time you’re probably in missionary, feeling more intimate that way and allowing Mammon to see your face. After the first time, feel free to explore more positions. Mammon would probably wind up liking doggy and lotus.

The greed demon clung to you once you prodded his entrance with the fake cock. Once you were inside of him you stilled to let him adjust.

“What color are you?” You asked.

“Green!” Mammon’s eyes were shut tight.

Mammon the entire time stayed at green, much to your relief.

You started with slow shallow thrusts, working your way up to a pace you both liked. You eventually found your rhythm, your hips rocked into each other at a steady pace.

Mammon came quick without warning, strings of cum shot onto the both of yours’ stomachs and onto his chest.

Mammon had tears falling from pleasure, he was fucked dumb. The white haired boy kept babbling nonsense.

All you could respond to his babble with was, “I know, baby.”

You tried to pull out but Mammon wrapped his legs around your waist locking you in place.

You gave in and continued fucking Mammon, his eyes were rolled back, tears and drool running down his face, cum covering his abdomen, all while being drilled into. Mammon was a fucked out mess.

Your hips were meeting with such force, you could feel and hear the vibrations of the bed frame hitting the wall. You felt bad for Satan whose room was on the other side of the wall.

You wrapped your hand around Mammons painfully hard, leaking erection. You jerked him off at the same spread you were fucked him, movement in sync.

Mammon stiffened and bit your shoulder, cumming again. Your hand was covered in cum, you put your ring and middle finger up to Mammon’s mouth offering him to taste himself.

Mams quickly complied and sucked on your fingers greedily, licking your fingers clean of his essence. When you pulled back your fingers, he opened his mouth to show you he swallowed everything.

“Good boy,” you praised him.

Mammon smiled at your praise, he grinded his ass back against you, wanting to go another round. You denied Mammon what he wanted, also seeing the exhaustion evident in his face.

Long story short Mammon enjoyed getting ass fucked and would do it again.

Btw Satan was pissed.

A/N: sorry for any spelling errors, Not Proofread! Ending was rushed cs I didn’t know what to add😭

[ultrainfinitepit]

I have a listing for $1 on Etsy, and thought I'd use it as an example of how much the fees are.

This customer got a 10% discount on $1, paying $0.90. I stopped sending these discounts but Etsy doesn't let you deactivate them, so they still work for buyers who have them.

They paid shipping which was $4.68 and sales tax which was $0.35, in total paying $5.93. Shipping and sales tax do not go to the seller as profit. I will need to pay that $4.68 for shipping to the postal service.

So we have $0.90.

Out of $0.90, Etsy takes 3.0% of the order total, plus $0.25 for credit card processing ($0.43)

Then on top of that, they take 6.5% of item total in Etsy fees ($0.06)

And finally, a shipping fee of 6.5% of what the customer paid for shipping ($0.30)

In total Etsy took $0.79. So the remaining profit to me is $0.11

Now, most listings you will see will be more than $1 obviously. But the percentages and fees will be the same.

As you can hopefully see, sellers are incentivized to raise their prices to counteract these fees. This is why I have made an effort to move to Shopify, although most buyers continue to prefer Etsy.

And by the way, no hard feelings to anyone who does prefer Etsy! I completely understand and acknowledge that for some buyers, especially international and EU/UK buyers, it is a necessity because Etsy handles VAT and other import fees. I also understand that Etsy provides peace of mind: providing refunds in certain circumstances, as well as shop reviews.

I hope this is informative for any buyers or sellers out there.

[const3llatio]

Sugar Cloud

Megumi x Fem!Reader

I used to think that life was just a jawebreaker,

you suck, and you suck, and you suck some more!

Synopsis ₊⊹⁀➴ In which a boy is forced to go see a musical since his friend’s sister is in it.

current status ₊⊹⁀➴ complete !

updates ₊⊹⁀➴ once a day (hopefully)

warnings ₊⊹⁀➴ this is my first smau 🤑, strangers to friends to lovers, the plot is actual shit, no curses!au, highschool!au, if the characters are ooc dont blame me !, cursing, lots of kys jokes, fem!reader, y/n is Toge’s sister, y/n is a nerd/theatre kid ☝️🤓, “connie stop putting a sayaka header for everything” NO

yes, the song is from ride the cyclone 🤑‼️ (im a theatre nerd of course i had to make at least ONE smau with a musical ☝️🤓) the only thing the song has to do with the smau is that y/n is in theatre and is performing ride the cyclone (credits to my pookie @todayisawthewhxlewxrld for the idea of using a song 4 the title, go check out his smaus digital display and spellbound 😋)

I used to think that life was just a heartbreaker,

It breaks and it takes till you can’t take no more!

ask to be added 2 the taglist ! (CLOSED)

(✎) indicates writing <3

shadow wizard money gang | wanted criminals

1. Lobotomize you

2. thumbs down emoji

3. oddly specific (✎)

4. thug it out (✎)

5. spreader of despair and despondency

6. seriously hates me (✎)

6.5; The conversation (✎)

7. all hope is (not) lost

8. how odd (✎)

9. erm what the sigma

10. ur tweaking (✎)

11. #shocked #upset

12. js like ur brother

13. one of us (✎)

14. how do i kick him

15. wer braking up (✎)

16. she forgor (✎)

bonus

1.

2.

back to smau masterlist

[cotc-terminal]

Clash of the Cubes - Challenge ONE

“Welcome everyone, to the Clash of the Cubes. Is everyone good? Eh, not like I care much. Anyways, it’s time for the first challenge.”

“So, It’s your first challenge. Hopefully your time here in the White Room has been nice.”

“Now, the challenge is to simply shake my hand. Simple, right? Cmon, just shake it.”

// OOC: Pulse has a joy buzzer hidden behind the glove, and the cube interacting doesn’t know

I wont say how you gain the bonus credits, so just make your cube either shake his hand or not lol

Also if the cube shakes the hand, they get zapped and Pulse laughs at them. And if they do’t, then Step would probably just sigh and reveal the prank very disappointedly

“You have 7 days to shake my hand, but if people need more time, I’ll be adding 3 more days.”

“That’s all for now, I’ll be waiting~~”

Voting Points:

35

30

27

25

20

18

15

13

10

8

5

3

1

Pulse’s Bonus Credit (gained based on Pulse’s personal ranking)

17.5

15

13.5

12.5

10

9

7.5

6.5

5

4

2.5

1.5

0.5

@lumhere @shaidai @orchuris @itzhosya @missmaydae @alionanight @dragongirl2k6 @acn97414 @mahoganystudios830 @pricklythepearcat @blockheadblog @nacora-najita

(ps: the 3 extra days only apply if the contestants need more time)