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my poor mother bought a lunchly not knowing who mr. beast is and got really bad food poisoning
like she left her work trip early it’s that bad. my mom Never misses work especially not out of state trips …
they putting toxic sludge in the mr. beast food guys
#hooty.txt#lunchly#genuinely worried she got something worse im keeping an eye on it#she said the turkey meat was a little slimy but tasted ok so she thought it was fine to eat :(
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i love when transphobes accidentally make the funniest post ever
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one large cup of water please. hold the water and add wasp. thank you
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the city wants to take my chickens away because one cunt of a neighbor reported them and she’s on the city counsel and she was snooping around our yard for some fucking reason.
we were explicitly advertised to with this house that my chickens were ok to have here. chickens were MENTIONED IN RHE HOUSE AD and now that we’ve paid and move in NOW they tell us “no there’s a city rule against poultry btw :)”
this cunt said something about how “i moved to the city so i didn’t have to see farm animals” i fucking hate humans.
does anyone have advice on how i can keep my chickens i care about them so much they are literally my pets IM SO MAD AND SAD AND SCARED
if anyone has advice please help me i love my v chickens so much
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being a mentally ill autistic kid was wild because i found an old vent animation about how my life was falling apart and the background music was FUCKING NYAN CAT SLOWED DOWN and i’m hysterical it’s so funny
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after 4 hours of random seizures on and off i finally got my brother to agree to take me to the hospital because he asked a magic 8 ball. he told me i could go shower before we go to the hospital. once we got in the car he asked if he could clean the microwave before we leave. i have had like 15 or more seizures and he witnessed one 😭 i think i’m cooked guys
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so if i posted hazbin hotel/helluva boss art would that be too cringe for tumblr. ik cringe is dead but people dont seem to apply that to vivziepop media lol
(just 2 be clear i dont support the bad stuff ive just been watching her animations since i was little and i like the weird overcomplex designs.....those r my jam..........)
also hot take you can like art made by bad people without supporting their actions but no one acknowledges that anymore
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hey other americans can we work on overthrowing our government yet. pretty please. whole things broken
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im bored give me a pony and ill tell you about them in my au/headcanon world :3
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can you guys tell i quit my antipsychotics is it really that obvious
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it’s funny how mad chronically online people get over gender im just having fun and loving my friends
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adhd medicine so magical that i can foccus enough to write photo ids on my posts. finally
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sorry for no art i’ve had a fever for 2 weeks and also my hand is injured (probably tendonitis) i can’t do anything it’s sucks
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i highly recommend the mr beast thumbnail extension
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