#hoonie x anonnie

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If Omi ever cheated on me with our adopted daughter I would (after draining him of all his money) make a sex tape fucking Atsumu raw and then get pregnant and carry/give birth to a Miya child if I can’t get pregnant then I fake a pregnancy idc fieheidhirkrjrs I’ll b like it was YOUR dick that didn’t work, Omi!! 😒

HAHAHHAHAH PETTY!! BUT SAMEEE!! after all the embarrassment omi did to his wife, REVENGE IS GOOD HAHAHHSHSH he deserved that tbh,, he’s an asshole- D:<

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Thoughts on the haikyuu community on here not reblogging creators ?

it hurts D:< reblogs, most especially with comments or tags in it, or even comments make a creator really happy so please tell them! D:< i see so many writers get discourage because of not getting feedback :(( coughmeincludedcough 

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I always wondered why minor loved to tell their age to +18 content creator. Like what's the point? You're making uncomfortable Stacey wtf

Especially on those r18 CD audio. I love them to death but I always get stressed when I see "Eheh I'm 13 and no one is going to stop me"

Like guys, if you want to consume +18 content, be quietvpls. Don't expose your presence you know? Just like how you're going on incognito when you're going on pornhub or something. Like you don't want your parents to know right? Well it's the same for every single adult on the internet. Just be quiet. Or if you want to bad to talk about how good this porno was, just talk about it with your MINOR friends in private.

THIS!! PLEASE THIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!! PPL BE SUBTLE IF YOU WANT TO READ OR VIEW 18+ CONTENT OR YOU WILL GET BLOCKED WITHOUT HESITATION. 

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And the whole “Age up minors to write NSFW stuff” about them is just..IDK IT MAKES ME FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE AS AN ADULT

Like, I get it I guess if it’s like the Bnha fandom with Class 1-A or some shit?? Still weird as fuck but I guess it’s better then writing it at their anime age??? But if you’re writing smut using a literal CHILD with the excuse of “Oh they’re aged up” 🤮🖕

I hate Loli’s and other nasty pedo shits, so gross

but bnha charas are adults though? it’s a flashback told by deku. it’s written in the manga’s bio i think and is in the manga... KSKSKKSSK though if they preferred them in their minor age and makes something sexual about it then its like hm... :| then i’m gonna be UNCOMFORTABLE though im not rlly against with aging charas up just pls dont actually prefer them in their minor age... thats kinda creepy

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As someone who is a minor, I personally think that we have the responsibility to be honest and not read 18+ works. I only read fluff, since smut makes me hella uncomfortable and I think its weird to imagine stuff like that :/ Of course smut gets often more attention, but that’s it. Minors should not make other blogs uncomfortable with reading their 18+ works. It’s easy to ignore one post, two or more, it’s nothing demanding and here are a lot of fluff works too:/

ahh, an intellectual i see~ MAN! THERE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOU BABES! 

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Tsumu getting cocky in public but you only need to amp up the vibration of the plug that’s inside him and watch him trying to maintain that facade c:

oh my god yes! YESSSSSS!! bruh i can see it now!! IT’LL BE SO MUCH FUN!! watching that cocky ass turn into a whimpering mess, gripping ur arm to stop and just fuck him already

ughh bby tsum!! <3

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Just read your sub!kuroo and I won’t lie to you, I drooled 🥺 That stuff is delicious as hell. On the same note, you visit ceo!kuroo and everyone is :o bc you’re very opposite of their intimidating boss?

If only they knew how pretty their ‘scary’ boss is looking so pliant and fucked out beneath you when you fuck him inside the meeting room. Why you pick the room? Well, so he can remember nasty things you two did when he’s having meetings in the very same room <3 -🌹

AWW, THAT FIC WAS SO FUN TO WRITE!! also because i love kuroo-- HAHAHAHA 

oomf-!! YES!! kuroo being all intimidating to everyone but when you two are alone, mwah chef kiss! 

BIG BRAIN 🌹 NONNIE!! just imagine kuroo getting all flustered when he remembers what you two did during a meeting and everyone is like: wot? is our boss, the devil himself, blushing?? 

ohh, they don’t know how good of a slut kuroo is to you~~ <3 

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I just remembered that Lev is a model, akaashi is an editor, Kenma is a famous streamer , and a lot of the boys play in professional vb teams, so what if the idol! reader is actually a huge fan of them...

ehe~~ boys would be wilding HAHAHAHAH BONUS IF YOU SAID THEY’RE YOUR IDEAL TYPE!! 

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oh my goshshshhshs but like what if idol! yn manages their team for a day like those things where idols do something for a day for marketing publicity or part of those reality shows or sumn... it would be so dhskhskshsjsh

oh no HAHAHHAAH YOU WANT TO KILL THEM DON’T YOU?! bruh they would be panicking so much when they discovered you’re gonna be with them for a day or so AHSHSHHSA they would also prob do everything in their power to impress you or make a unique and charming impression on you!

i mean it is a one in a lifetime chance, they’ll be fools to let it go to waste! <3

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I think it's bc minor think being open sexually makes them mature like "Look I'm sooo woke, so liberate! I watch PORN and I'm so fucking kinky. Pls daddy rail me!"

Ah, those kids calling FULL stranger daddy just bc they're attractive. Or them writing in the comment "Step on me" while these poor people did nothing but posting a selfie. Just because y'all are minor doesn't means that it's okay to sexualize every adult you see wtf.

They feel so powerful talking constantly about sex! Stupid kids. You're making adults uncomfortable on space that are supposed to be reserved to them and only them.

OMFG HAHAHAHHAHAA THE WAY I CACKLED WHEN YOU IMMITATED THEM PLS HAHHAAHHAH 

but true true. FACTS! they think that being “kinky” and “sexual” makes them mature and cool but it’s really just so fucking cringy and makes every fucking sane adult uncomfortable.

bruh that’s facts though! poor ppl who’s attractive having to deal with horny ass minors.. like goddamn stop. drink yalls milk first or something. ur literally a child. 

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Bruh I've been following Haikyuu!! since I was 14 and all of the characters were older than me. They are STILL older than me y'all think imma just drop that??

RIGHT?! why are they making it out like they’re minors when most of them are born in the 1994s-1996s? ALSO THEY’RE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! like goddamn ppl, yall need to chill HAHAHHAHAA

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i’m not the anon that sent the original ask but i have the link! here

ohh okayokay bb, but thank you for telling me as well :))

also tf? there's literally no minors in hq? well the main casts anyway that ppl write about, they're all born in 1994-1996?? tf are they talking about and bruh, throwing hate and telling people to just k-word themself? very mature.

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for straight hentai i would recommend

- kiss hug 2

- xl joushi

- Anata wa Watashi no Mono: Do S Kanojo to Do M Kareshi 1

- Amai Choubatsu: Watashi wa Kanshu Sen'you Pet Season 1 (you may or may not like this one depending on ur taste)

*rubs hands together like a fuckboi or a mosquito* aha ha ha ~ 

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now imagine the boys actually meeting y/n as an idol...in what situation do you see that happening how would they react

would do a spin-off of the boys meeting y/n as an idol, dw! <3 most likely, they’ll be in a concert/fan sign/meet and greet <3 and they’re gonna die because of how pretty yall are~~ 

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Who’s gonna slip into subspace when you’re using that voice in public? 🤔 like, he’s acting all bratty and mouthy, pushing your buttons but then you just say “behave”, he’d shut up and stood there still.

And when you asking if he wanted something (say, from the store or y’all trying to get snacks), he whimper and nuzzling his face to your neck and clung to you tightly. “‘M needy...” and wellp. Hopefully he can last long by the time you two get home -🌹

bruh why is it that the first one who pops into my head was atsumu? :// im a bit biased but hey that boi is a brat! and if he acts up, u’ll usually use the voice and he’ll go oop--. he knows he fucked up cus now he doesn’t know what to do with himself KSKKSKSK

tsum is also VERY VERY NEEDY!! so when you use the voice, showing your dominance, he turns into putty. he just wants you to hold him and do anything you want to him! tease him. mark him. remind him of his place. just pay attention to him right now! 

bratty! tsum gone,, whiny baby! tsum enters! 

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You know one thing I kinda hate about thisis that alot of writers tag the stuff with nsfw and it's actually fluff or angst and,,but I understand you want your work to be noticed and read but properly tag them to avoid minors getting ahold of it if your that worried about them you know ??

tbh babe. when i want to read only fluff and i see smuts im like, but why?? tagging it like that would make it easier for minors to get a hold of it. also its kinda more annoying when it's just open with no read more button so its just out there... open for everyone to see---

so yeah let's stop doing that too pls :))