#hoo hoo hee hee

[sirclitoressa]

im feel so normal

[theneighbourhoodferret]

I think 100% that laios would believed the lie that fem reader told him as a joke as shes taking off a face mask that once a month after a woman has her period that they shed and naturally he asked a lot questions.

(Sorry if a lot of characters seem ooc and the ending is a bit rushed but I wanted to write this before I forgot about it but other then that enjoy)

“So like a lizard?” Laios enquired

Without thinking and forgetting how Laios takes a lot of things at face value “yes” she response in what she thought was an obvious joking tone.

So for months, yes for 8 months to be exact

Thinking it was an inside joke between them so she thought nothing of it until one fateful night at one of the groups dnd sessions well their were in the middle of a break to re full drinks and stretch their legs after sitting for hours Laios was ranting about monsters until the subject lizards were brought up.

“Like lizards are so fascinating like did you know some species of lizard can shed 15 times in its lifetime, also apparently according to y/n women can also shed their skin every month like lizards isn’t that cool!” He enthusiastically proclaims not knowing chaos that will be erupt from that single statement.

Course the woman in question wasn’t there to hear this but others like chilchuck, senshi and izutsumi were there to hear this.

“Wait wait wait wait what was that last part about y/n?” The shorter man asked and who was only partly listening to what Laios was talking about until now.

“Yeah isn’t so amazing how women shed like lizards” the Fred jones look like stated without losing the spark in his eyes just before Chilchuck could fully process what he just heard.

The lady of the hour walks in to house after getting some food for the table “I’m here and ready to- oh” she cuts herself off after locking eyes with Chilchuck that has a look of disbelief.

Before she speaks, Chilchuck beat her to it and spoke first “what have been telling him?!”

“That I was going to get food? And I’ll be right back…..? And I’m ready to play?” She said ever so slightly confident on what she was saying.

“No, not that! Laios tell her what you told us just now” Chilchuck shouted while first pointed a finger at Laios then at y/n.

Of course before that could happen Marcille and Falin walked in from the kitchen after getting sodas from the fridge “whats with the sudden yelling?” The pointing eared blonde asked “not right now, Laios say the thing you just told us”.

“That lizards can shed up to 15 times in their lifetime” “no the another thing, the thing y/n told you about women” Chilchuck said while rubbing his two fingers on the bridge of his nose.

Feeling less confident “that women shed once a month like lizards” Laios stated again and his face turning a bit red “yes that, explain?” He said while looking at you “huh?…….oh!! That, I was only joking because I was doing my face mask and as a joke I told Laios women shed once a month after a period” you said finally understanding whats happening.

“Wait you were joking?” Laios said sounding a little disheartened and confused “yeah I thought you knew, I thought it was inside joke we had” you realising you made an error.

Anyways after that misunderstanding and having a good laugh about it afterwards you go back to playing dnd.

~time skip~

“Hold on I told you that 8 months ago and you didn’t think it was a bit weird that I was ‘sheding’ for all those months?” “No but it was a bit strange that you won’t bright red  afterwards tho like most animals that shed” 

You laugh a little “I love you Laios” “wait is this another joke?” “Nope” “oh ok then I love you too y/n”

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Thank you for reading

[novasintheroom]

It's been months since your wedding, and there hasn't been any sort of consummation of the marriage between you and Prince Vash. It's a topic you both dance around like acrobats - with the court, and with each other. So when you knock on your adjoining room's door and open it with nothing but your bloomers and an undershirt on, Vash's mind immediately jumps to wedding rites and a strange feeling of nerves and excitement overtakes him.

But, you're just there to get his opinion on a few things and couldn't wait to get dressed - part of the reason is because you want his opinion on your dress, which you hold in front of you with a flourish. You don't come into his room - barely toeing the line at the door when you show him, and he holds his tongue on inviting you in. He doesn't want to make you uncomfortable, not when you've both come so far from being strangers to friends.

You do this several times - open the door in your underwear and ask his opinion on your dress, your necklaces, your thoughts on the upcoming meeting with the dukes and duchesses of the land. And every time Vash's mouth waters, but still you toe the line at the door, never entering.

[imdarealpeppino]

.......

[satyrcatartz]

brah wtf brah YEAHH based off the song

maybe a silly oc? I’m not sure about him yet lmao, but I like him :]!!

[clock-onyx]

YOOOOOO

WE DID IT! FINALLY! YAYYY!!!

Thank you guys for your support and this is so cool this is more than a classroom of people wowie!!! So cool! Finally after like. Idk a month? Two??

If i loose like. A follower after this ill actually laugh so hard im not kidding LMFOA

[guccigarantine]

The Japer

[mustymausoleum]

positivity is so abundant within me today, that cleansing bath really did something huh. secular witchcraft is shaping up to be the most fun self care method I've tried so far! 🌙

[squid-wizard]

[does my little silly wacky gremlin dance as I run into the abyss]

[sea-of-dandelions]

hi sorry i blacked out and woke up with a bunch of this guy in my notebook? weird.

[sirclitoressa]

hi im ovulating how are u

[theneighbourhoodferret]

You ever watching a show you made an oc (original character) for and your waiting for them to show up then you remember they don’t canonically exist in said show.

Been watching Bleach and I made an oc and I keep waiting for her to show up, then she doesn’t.

I’m like wtf then oh right she doesn’t exist outside of my head my bad oops.



[punchable-panda]

Relevant now more then ever

[life-in-deathhh]

the wages of war are a burden to the soul, to the very essence of what it means to be human, a vicious sensory violation as your blood leaves with your will to live. im not sure how much longer i can take it

[hahskeleton]

Hoohoo! Another sneak peak? Two in one day? Wowza!

I know what it iiiiiiissss!! :D

[theneighbourhoodferret]

KITTY

Cat cafe Las Noches is now open 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈

Bonus: the owner