#honsetly i am so close to writing this

[runninghaunted]

Church Grim!Jaskier

Protector of cemeteries, often taking the form of a big black dog. Church Grims are supposedly created when a creature is the first to be buried under a newly built church‘s floor, forced to lead the dead through the veil and protect the cemetery against any desecrators. Often, to spare honest folk the agony of serving for all eternity, an animal is buried alive under the church. Another variant of the tale says a human heart gets cut out and put in a dead animal‘s chest, and the carcass then gets buried, thus creating the cursed guardian.

[1/?] Creature!Jaskier Au

[misterbitches]

wait honsetly i do not give a shit if u like couples that i think are dumb or poorly written so if u get offended by this it’s ur fault

but im confused

am i stupid for not understanding the relationship between that high schooler and the old man? like....what am i missing here? it’s not healthy, or right, and it doesn’t really matter. it doesn’t mean no one can like it but i’m like confused at pretending that it’s like positive and healthy or whatever like at best it’s embarrassing and fucking stupid at worst it’s uhhhhh gross and probably illegal (not that it matterse bc crime is BS and this person wouldnt be persecuted anyway so)

like i know these writers don’t care, can’t write, think writing “shocking” things that everyone else has already done is like a big deal but they are doing the exact thing like with every ~pRobLEmAtIc~ storyline—which btw we need to start calling it what it is: misogynist, patriarchal, capital inducing, transphobic, toxic, fucking strange and also just a stupid way to get people to absorb information. like being specific about the actual problems not just atlking around it and alos breaking it down—it’s coercing people into liking it because it’s not about the content in their differences. they barely take that into account. i’m kind of surprised at the idea of longterm positivity in a relationship that cannot withstand that. and people do grow up and realize. 

i get their existence, i get why people would like it, but i don’t think you can sort of project positive things onto a relationship that is simply not positive and is not intended to be by the writers nature. even if it is accepted because harm is the norm, it upholds whatever power structures, so it’s like well fighting against that is the real story. like they exist but it’s not some statement about the lgbtq+ community particularly because that sort of relationship is common (in all communities) and uh not very good like i said and it NEEDS to be saved because that’s what these structures rely on it relies on being beholden to someone that you have no chance in matching at any point. it’s honestly a literal drag!

they dont hvae to break up or whatever but i kind of don’t get removing that reality from them. i mean i do because again this is what the writers do which is why it isnt effective, transgressive, or particularly fun (to me) and it’s so fucking common. it’s just like this IS the norm so it kind of needs to be pushed against.  i know they donnt give a shit but some of the comments im like.... am i imissing something did he like time travel to be an acceptable age or are we gonna accept he was lurking around a fuckin (immature as fuck) teenager. 

there’s def things that i like that i am also like “wow this is so gross” lmao there’s this brazilian movie about two brothers in a rship and they have an age gap and terrible parents and me and my best friend watched it when we were younger so we have like this place for it in our memory but we knew, and ofc back then, the immensely fucked up thing we were seeing. i can only stomach itif im extremely bored and it’s few and far between because IT IS S OFUCKING WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD but they have good chemistry but it’s not like i dont see it. the film exists in a fake world too but idk enough about the background of the film and the filmmaker to know what their point was but i do know that it was a huge deal ther ebc gay and also the taboo nature and it was like. u know. bonkers lmao. also they were just two white brazilian dudes with money, probably some missing class commentary. in its nature everything about it is not something that i like (not reality of brazil idc abt white brazilians) and ummmm being fucking related. but look you know it was fucking fukced up and weird and the dudes did have chemistry. like seriously that movie so gross lmao so like we all have the capacity but im not gonna pretend it fucking makes sense like EW AND i wanted them to end up togehter but i still yell “EWWW NOOOOO NO NO but theyre so hot they have good chemistry OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS OS BAD OH NO WHY IS THEIR DAD OKAY WITH IT OH NO WHAT AM I WATCHING?” and theyre so close it is SINCERELY creepy and the movie is like HERE U GO GUYS and u absolutely do not feel comfortable. it’s actually uncanny because everyone is comfortable with it in their lives that it makes it even more weird. it’s like picking at you consistently, you can’t ever forget. i don’t like that these shows make you forget. they allow you to remove this fucked up background and history and/or traumatic shit from your memory SIMPLY for enjoyment. and that’s not how life works, nor art. it isnt just there. and they say this has meaning. 

idk anyways that’s just how i feel cos i only thought whatshisface was like idk 5 yrs older than him and that wouldnt be better to me but i was rly like this nigga is 12 yrs older than him? bitch that’s literally r. kelly like im not joking LMAO im just like how r u pushing thirty dating a teenager my nigga i cannotttttt lmaoooo like ARE U NOT EMBARRASSED HOMIE? also like on a sociopolitical level this message actually fucking sucks like their marriage is shitty tbqh  lmao it took forever for taiwan to get to where it is and there’s still massive issues with their marriage laws (and what is afforded to people with marriage; just like eveyrwhere. marriage is important because of so many laws and rights and that is why it is necessary not just in the ceremony) so it’s like flabbergasting frankly people hav elike actually isssues or like papa+daddy about taiwan and these bozos are getting married like it’s boring at this point my god

idk

go back to film school lmao

imagine if this world gave a shit about  minorities and poor people even it’s literally just ......fuck man lmao i just cant let things rest. i didnt get this stupid degree and also just live 29 yrs on this earth to be able to like.....watch garbage without a critique so the garbage can continue meanwhile artists who give a shit have a harder time making things like listen kid. WRITE YOUR SCRIPTS. THESE FUCKERS CAN, YOU DO IT. look at this garbage! u can!!!! this is the advice i do not take myself

[holyhollland]

Because You’re You

Bill Denbrough x Reader

Requested by @that-loser00: Could you write something about reader being really insecure about herself and Ben or Bill help her out and make her feel better and it's just really fluffy and cute? Also I absolutely love your writing, you're so talented!

A/N: I love Bill and I love this request! Sorry it’s kinda short, but I hope you like it!

Request something friends :)

There you were, sitting in the tub in the bathroom with the lights turned off. You sat there, staring absentmindedly at the door. There were dry trails where tears had previously fallen. You had cried until there were no tears left, all the emotion drained out of you. Thus leaving you sitting in the tub, feeling confused and insecure.

The door suddenly slowly opened, making a small creak as someone stepped through. “Y/N, a-are y-y-you ok?”, the voice stuttered. Bill walked through the door frame into the dark room, looking around. His eyes finally landed on you, immediately softening when he saw the distraught mess you had become.

He walked over and climbed into the tub, sitting next to you. “Wh-where w-w-were you t-to-today? E-ever-everyone m-mi-m-missed you,” he asked, grabbing you hand, tracing smalls circles with his thumb.

You turned to him sniffling, “I uh woke up and wasn’t feeling well.” Your eyes began getting blurry, tears threatening to fall at any second. He saw your eyes filling with tears and shook his head, “T-that’s n-not t-the r-real r-re-reason.”

Your lip started quivering, tears silently falling down your face. “I...I was j-just…,” you started to quietly talk but started breaking down. Bill wrapped his arms around you, pulling you closer to his chest. The two of you sat there for a while in the silence. Eventually you pulled away, wiping the remaining tears off your face.

“You r-ready t-t-to t-t-try ah-again?”, the boy asked, his eyes full of concern. You slowly shook your head up and down.

“I-I woke up this morning to get ready to hang out with everyone today, so it started off like every normal day. But when I looked at the mirror, I just broke down,” you whispered. Bill grabbed your hand, reassuring you that he was there listening to every word.

“I started thinking about how boring my hair is, how I still have baby fat in my cheeks, or how I’m not as skinny as Bev or Greta. Which led me to think how I’m ugly and disgusting and that I’ll never have a boyfriend and nobody will ever love me. It also made me think about who I am in the losers’ club, and I’m literally a nobody. All you guys love Bev because she’s funny and caring and wonderful and I’m over here feeling like shit because I’m nothing like that. I’m an annoying piece of shit that you all have to put up with. So that’s why I didn’t come today. I’m trying to distance myself from the losers’ club because I’m a hideous, depressed idiot that deserves to be alone in this world,” you finished off, so upset that you didn’t realize you had started crying again.

Bill looked at you with a puzzled look on his face. “W-what the h-hell Y/N? U-ugly? An-anoy-anoying? I-idiot? W-wh-well I a-agree w-with the last o-one,” he gave a small chuckle.

You just rolled your eyes, wiping away the tears. “Wow thanks for cheering me up,” you said sarcastically.

“Th-that’s n-n-not what I m-mean. I hon-honsetly th-think you-you’re gorgeous. I love how beautiful your eyes stand out against your face. I love how fiesty you get when someone disrespects you. I love how you love everyone you meet, always trying to find the good in them. I love how you confide in me even before Bev, which is a pretty crazy accomplishment if I do say so myself. Anyways what I’m trying to say is that you are a wonderful person and I’m beyond happy that we are best friends,” Bill stated, smiling down at you.

You looked back at him with wide eyes, “you...you didn’t stutter. You only do that when you’re passionate about someone…,” you trailed off remembering Georgie.

“W-well I love yo-you Y/N,” Bill whispered, pulling you close to his chest again, “I-I lo-love you b-beca-because y-you-you’re you.”

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