#honorable mentions: Henry Cavill and Ryan Reynolds

[evil-enby-in-horny-jail]

>>The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.<<

I make it a policy not to anon, but I'm horny and for some reason sending this to your main feels like it would be embarrassing.

I'm looking at a tgirl's dick pick selfies on a NSFW reddit thread and I feel horny for her, but I feel weird that it's a new thing for me to be horny for someone with a dick.

I'm an AMAB person. At one time I thought I was straight. I'd say the last few years of my life have been a journey of discovery.

The first discovery is that although I've been told all my life that I'm a guy, a quirk of my anatomy is a condition with a name, hypospadia, and it's technically an intersex condition.

So, I grew up thinking I'm a boy, and pretty much ever since I can remember, even before I had the most rudimentary sex ed, my body has had a boy's physical arousal reaction to seeing naked women. So, once I had some sex ed, I figured if I'm a boy and I get wood looking at women's boobies, that must mean I'm a straight guy, right? And then left that assumption unexamined for multiple decades.

Then a few strands came together in the last few years that led to me examining that assumption.

First, I matched with someone on OKCupid. This person was an AFAB enby who is on t. I met them. I dated them for a time. I experienced sexual and romantic attraction towards them. I liked a lot about them. I thought their sideburns were cute. I thought their kind of deep voice was charming. I thought they have nice tits. We have since broken up as a romantic couple, but remain friends.

Anyways that was one thing that got me asking questions about my straightness. If I liked this person, and they aren't precisely a girl in the same way all my previous crushes were girls, does this mean I like a wider array of genders than just women?

The second thing sounds silly but it was a meaningful moment for me. One of my tumblr moots posted a thirst post with some stills from the Lucifer show. This person is pan. The post included both some shirtless Tom Ellis Lucifer shots and some leather bustier Lesley-Ann Brandt Mazikeen shots. And I realized I was having the same reaction to both these people, one a traditionally masculine man, and the other a traditionally feminine woman, and they both inspire thirst. Am I something like bi or pan?

So, after this, I started trying to pay attention to what makes me thirsty. It turns out that while it's not everyone, it is people of all genders.

So these days I do identify as pan. I like the pan prefix because it's one that means all or everything, and well if you count men, women, enbies, agenders, and other possibilities that's more than two, and I'm a word nerd, so I feel that for me pan is more precise to describe my orientation than bi.

So, I'm browsing NSFW reddit, and I find a subreddit called EnbyLewds. Of course I start following this subreddit. And so I saw a tit pic selfie post there, and I liked what I saw, so I looked at some of this person's previous posts and find her dick pic selfie posted to some tgirl subreddits.

Which I think brings us full circle. It is a new thing to me, but I do get thirsty for tgirls as well as cis girls and other genders.

This was probably the most oversharing overshare possible, sorry about that.

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO TOM ELLIS

NOBODY IS IMMUNE TO TOM ELLIS

THIS MAN HAS UNINTENTIONALLY DONE SO MUCH FOR THE LGBT COMMUNITY

[screenandcinema]

Looking Ahead to 2024

With the new year finally here, I thought this would be a good time to list the films I am most excited about coming to theaters in 2024. So I present the films I am most excited about coming out this year (in alphabetical order):

Ballerina

Spinning out of the John Wick films comes this action thriller starring Ana de Armas that takes place between John Wick: Chapter 3 and Chapter 4.

Beetlejuice 2

Apparently, it took 36 years for someone to say his name three times because Beetlejuice is back! Tim Burton directs the sequel starring original stars Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, and Catherine O'Hara and joined by new addition Jenna Ortega.

Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F.

I'll be honest, I really liked Beverly Hills Cop III and am disappointed we never got to see the 2013 CBS pilot about Axel Foley's son. Count me in for the fourth film coming to Netflix this year.

Deadpool 3

The lone Marvel Studios film coming in 2024 is a continuation of the Fox Deadpool series. But with Hugh Jackman returning as Wolverine, this one is one to watch.

Dune: Part Two

Return to Arrakis with director Denis Villeneuve for this adaptation of the second half of Frank Herbert’s Dune. Originally slated for a late 2023 release, it is finally coming this year.

The Fall Guy

Ryan Gosling is a stuntman turned investigator in this action comedy, based on a 1980s TV series, co-starring Emily Blunt, Winston Duke, and Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

Anya Taylor-Joy is Furiosa in this origin story focused on Charlize Theron's character from Fury Road.

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

The Splenger kids are back in this sequel to 2021's Afterlife (and the fourth film in the Ghostbusters series).

Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1 and Chapter 2

While this may be two films, let's count it as one. Coming this year is Kevin Costner's epic Western Horizon. And don't forget, Costner has plans for four Horizon films.

IF

John Krasinski writes and directs this fantasy comedy starring Ryan Reynolds as a man who can see people's imaginary friends.

Joker: Folie a Deux

Joaquin Phoenix returns as the Joker is joined by Lady Gaga has Dr. Harleen Quinzel in this sequel to 2019's award-winning Joker.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Guy Ritchie directs Henry Cavill in this action spy film about the British black ops during WWII.

Twisters

As a huge fan of 1996's Twister, I am ready for more. More twisters.

Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story

Is 2024 the year we finally see Jerry Seinfeld's film about the origins of Pop-Tarts for Netflix? I sure hope so.

Wolfs

Jon Watts writes and directs this psychological action-thriller starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

Honorable Mention (films not mentioned above): Argylle, Madame Web, Drive-Away Dolls, Road House, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, Abigail, Civil War, Challengers, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Inside Out 2, Bad Boys 4, The Bikeriders, A Quiet Place: Day One, Project Artemis, Alien: Romulus, Kraven the Hunter, Venom 3, Alto Knights, Red One, Gladiator 2, Wicked: Part One, Mufasa: The Lion King, and Nosferatu.

Now for a quick look ahead to 2024, my top picks for that year are Avatar 3, The Batman - Part II, Captain America: Brave New World, Fantastic Four, Mission: Impossible 8, Superman: Legacy, and any of the above-mentioned films that get bumped to 2025.

Looking back at the 15 films on my Looking Ahead to 2023 list from last year: I saw 13 in theaters, one was bumped to 2024 and is included above, and one I didn't get a chance to see yet thanks to the flu. (sorry Wonka).

-MB-