#honorable mention for dan

[dandp]

The way we've manifested almost every piece of content we've wanted over the past year or so except for when we get convinced we're getting a new day in the life and we whiff so fucking hard every time

[emotoangel]

hi phannies I’ve seen so many tag games on here recently and I love them all so I’m making my own <33

shoutout to all the twitter phannies coming over in the great migration I love u all and hope u bring all the porn we supposedly have bc I personally haven’t seen it and think we could do with more fr 🫶🏼

ANYWAY here are my top 10 favourite movies of all time, pick your favourite no nuance and then tag your faves so they do it too 🧚🏻‍♀️

imo no better way to get to know people than to see what they love fr

tagging @fryday @sparkly-dnp @thighguys @beachcollector @emojackolantern @fromemotoangel @wdapteo @laprasboat and anyone else that wants to do it too !! ✨

[salty-dracon]

half the fun of writing sunday and dan heng interacting in the express is that they're like 70% the same, but in a way that makes them very aware of how similar they are if they're together in one area and there's no narrative tension

they're both protective older brother types, they both adore their family but don't say it very often, they're introverted, they're kind of nerdy, they have hidden power, and if they got trapped in a really silly situation they would hate it immensely.

so like, you can easily imagine march and the trailblazer(s) doing something incomprehensible in march's room (it sounds like they stole the chess board, and now they're holding a wedding between the knights and playfully arguing over which of the bishops should be officiating).

and dan heng's hanging out outside, and he notices sunday also hanging out in the area, and they're both strongly aware of each others' presence, but they're also curious about what the others are doing in march's room, wondering if they need to step in (that argument is getting intense), wondering if the other one is going to step in first, wondering if they'd look weird if they didn't step in first, lowkey wondering if they can join in the fun (can we call it that?), and just generally feeling uncomfortable that the other is standing there until one of them finally opens the damn door

[im-a-little-kit]

my issue is that i can think of about a thousand inappropriate joke questions but none that wont make me die of embarrassment if they answer it

[aliendragondreaming]

my autistic ass when there's a robot character-

[trauma-insence]

Incorrect aftg as more things my professor has said

Neil: **offended** yes, I am aware of what a fursona is

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Wymack: I was worried we would actually be productive today

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Andrew to Neil: You're not a good late night talk show guest

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Wymack: I was born as a 43 year old man

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Matt: how old are you?

Neil: How old do you want me to be?

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Kevin: I’m just sitting here trying to mentally figure out how much time it will take to undo the mental damage you’ve done to us all

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Neil: this is gonna sound stupid because it's coming out of my mouth

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Kevin: You don’t speak in complete sentences and we actually just always assume you have any intelligence.

Seth: He just talks because he has a mouth

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Wymack: Unless you are a pre-linguistic child *points to Neil*

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Wymack: I need to forget everything as soon as i walk out this door or Neil will drive me insane.

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Kevin: I'm trying to do better at using words he understands

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Andrew: I can't stand you

Neil: Me niether!

[sharknark]

⬇️rant about a really good hengren (reverse renheng) fic i read. link at the bottom give it a whirl

i've never read a fic so well-catered to my tastes before in my life and the best part is that i was so caught off guard by how good it was cuz the tags and summary had me like "right this is some omegaverse-esque, rawr XD mating shit"

but from the very first paragraph i realized it wasn't just ao3-typical possessive mating shit it was (dare i say) IN CHARACTER possessive mating shit. underappreciated dan feng lore is the two hearts shit, duty expects him to smother his own empathy and perform cruelty obediently (and that being in his dragon form literally numbs his empathy towards mortals) but then it's flipped around and he's criticized for being too heartless

there aren't a great many english fics that take advantage of the 'numbed empathy' thing, so this fic using that to explore the toxic codependency that drove dan feng to making yingxing immortal in the first place is so!

dan feng's dragon heart prioritizing it's own indulgence and power, his human heart screaming against it for empathy and restraint, but both hearts united in this possessive adoration of yingxing... dan feng is possessive to the point of harming his partner, forcing them to take his affection, inherently contradictive to the protective impulse to see the other unhurt.

dan feng makes yingxing immortal in a really sketchy operation, despite knowing that yingxing is literally defined by his pride in being a short-life. he wants yingxing to be with him so badly that he does the one thing that would hurt yingxing the most, too blinded by possession, this sickly overbearing affection, to empathetically respect yingxing's death.

yingxing lived cramming every second he could into his craft and his goals precisely because he has so much less time than all the immortal species around him, but when he's forced into immortality, his hands are scarred and ruined past the point of ever crafting again. he suddenly has so much time, all this time he would've cherished as a mortal, but is totally useless to him now that his purpose for living and passion is gone.

so there being a scene in this fic where dan feng is moping "yingxing doesn't wanna fuck because he's glued to his workshop", being followed up with a scene of dan heng fucking blade while kissing his scarred hand and crying that he's "so sorry", yeah no shit asshole, his dragon heart got what it wanted, blade has all the time in the world to fuck and nothing competing for his now limitless attention and no one's happy about it.

as arrogant about being a short-life as yingxing was, it really is compensation for the discrimination he faced for it. other immortals looked down on him, so having dan feng, THE top dog, be so deeply enamored with him stirred his own toxic codependent urges. he was so desperate to have dan feng's eternal regard that he's willing to die for him (as in the sedition), his death being the force cementing his place in dan feng's heart forever.

so the fic having yingxing ruminate on this, that he had hoped for dan feng to love him even centuries after he inevitably died, only for the fic to end with:

yeah yingxing... you left an impression... he made you immortal.... everyone's upset by this

(that's what makes dan heng forgetting blade was ever yingxing to begin with all the more painful because, you went and turned him immortal and when it backfired horrifically you went on and fucking forgot, bitch i'd be pissed to the point of centuries long bloody pursuit of vengeance too.)

here's the fic go read it and leave kudos and a comment, technically porn but i got so invested in the character study that part barely registered. also yeah if you hadn't realized already super dead-dove:

blah blah "renheng is toxic" sorry that's why i like it

[ashen--dreams]

star rail characters are absolutely superior. who is gonna top lingsha or black swan or herta. herta... you will literally never find a design better than hertas idc what you tell me

[lollyyon]

Children’s books by AmazingPhilly when

[escapismkidnappedme]

Things I've learned about the phandom post-hiatus :

1) Most of us watched them growing up and have since discovered our own queerness

2) Anything they do nowadays would've put teen!us in a coma

3) No one can cope with that one photo of blonde Phil

4) No one can cope with Sister Daniel

[cat-clawz]

If they post something unhinged on the 19th I'm Dan and Billing them for the heart attack I'll have

[blondephil]

Ask game to tag for phan!

What are your top three dan and phil games videos and why?

i love this but i’m gonna be so fr i’m awful at ranking things & i cannot remember what happened in a given video ever. so this is gonna be post-hiatus since those are fresher in my mind. and also in no particular order.

1) halloween baking because well. yknow. it gave me almost the same heart palpitations basically i’m gay did. and i’ve never seen phil lose it that bad. incredible content 10/10.

2) incohearant. absolute chaos. dan calling phil out for being a power bottom. anal fisting. etc. cannot be matched.

3) maybe the first heart throb back from hiatus? an iconic way to kick off a new era. went from glass closet playing in 2018 to smashed closet in 2024.

[lilias42]

fav character tag game 🌷🌙

Règles : faites un sondage auprès de vos cinq personnages préférés de tous les temps et voyez qui est le favori parmi vos abonnés !

Taggué par @ladyniniane ! Merci pour le défi !

Et pour le retour de tag... je dirais @mwezina , @randomnameless et n'importe qui passant et voulant tenter l'exercice !

[thedemises]

pulling plans for 2.6-7 hsr!!!!

— 1st Phase. [2.6]

rappa : I love her to my very core she's my silly ninja girl who will say what she says and do what she does, her gameplay and kit are pretty interesting to me (had fun flying about during her trial lmao her technique is so fun to use eobekeelw) and she's perfect for break teams and is suitable to be with firefly, ruan mei, the harmony Trailblazer and some other characters I've possibly forgotten but might be a good pair with rappa in battles but unfortunately, I'll be skipping her cuz I have this feeling I won't use her too much 😔 (also her backstory tore me in tf she did not deserve that)

dan heng · imbibitor lunae : dan heng, dragon version. I love his design SM and his eidolons R so pretty to look at and his gameplay I love it Idk how to explain it but I do 😍 however I'll skip him because yeah 🙂��� (I forgot the reason why while I was writing this whoops)

— 2nd Phase. [2.6]

acheron : it's really a 50/50 for me if either I after get aventurine and his signature lc and I still have some stellar jades left over then I'll pull for her (possibly not her LC too cuz I don't think my luck will last that long 😭), I really love her playstyle and kit, she's one of the really strong characters in meta and I'd love to have her but sadly, again, skip 😭

aventurine : ALL OR NOTHING— I saved up as much I can for aventurine, even though I wasted like 90+ stellar jades to pull for Robin and then topaz & numby and THEN TRIED TO GRT LINGSHA ONLY TO LOSE THE 50/50 TO CLARA- I am so sorry my guy aventurine, I'll save as much I can for you and your lc and possibly your e1 I promise 🙏🙏🙏 (if not, I have an alternative lc for him) I desperately need a shielder in my team and March isn't really a good shielder (no offense March 🙏) and gepard's shield isn't that great either from what I've heard (his shield doesn't stack and doesn't last that long :(( plus I'm planning to get miss himeko after I reach the 300 bonus reward thing in the standard banner (I forgot the word eoejkejjwkd)

— 1st Phase. [2.7] please correct me if I'm wrong about this lineup-

sunday : yeah I'll pull for him, why not? he's a cool support from what I've read from the leaks of his and fugue's gameplays. I don't have a solid opinion on him really, especially since I haven't defeated his boss yet 🙂 which Is exactly why I'm waiting for aventurine to pull for him (and Acheron if I can)

fugue : five star tingyun!! kinda wonder what her reaction is gonna be when she finds out all her personal belongings are now in space 💀 anyways, ill skip her. I don't have a reason why but I don't think she'll be worth it 😞

thanks for listening (or reading, in this case) to me rant btw lmao

[ecto-stone]

Sometime i swear the Fenton have a knack for making friend with Goth and Punk or sumthing like Jack have Vlad (Punk Goth) Danny have Sam (Goth) Jazz have Spike (Punk)

[byrnedavid]

i was tagged by @wormdream to post my top 10 favorite albums and tag 10 people :) i have many favorite albums, but here are 10 in no order 🤸‍♀️

1. white album - the beatles

2. speaking in tongues - talking heads

3. tranquility base hotel & casino - arctic monkeys

4. songs of faith and devotion - depeche mode

5. paul’s boutique - beastie boys

6. the dreaming - kate bush

7. london calling - the clash

8. good kid, maad city - kendrick lamar

9. igor - tyler, the creator

10. skylarking - xtc

tagging if ya want to: @sonic-fizz @fivepiecechickendinner @timrothencrantz @mmmdrop @loiteringdiligently @rottapoika